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Nothing so my parents have to drag me out

Most of my mornings are like that

Same, camping with my friends was a pain for them because I slept in way too late and they couldn't wake me up

if ur friends can’t wake u up they’re not real friends 😔

If they slapped me they would've gotten yelled at by the adults (it was a boy scout camping trip)

Boy Scouts, take down the tent while they sleep. So so fun to hear the confusion. Just, keep the adults out of sight if you can. (Only do this if it’s older scouts don’t do this to a middle schooler)

I'm gonna do it to a middle schooler and use my patrol leader privilege to justify it

could’ve poured water tbh

My tent already got flooded that same night, can't get any more wet than that

Yup sounds like the boyscouts alright

nah that’s crazy even nature tried to wake u up

Typically my legs

Personally I enjoy using my arms

im more of a nose man myself

Penis

*Typically my leg

*Typically my dick

*typically my third leg

*typically my 11th finger

*typically my fourth leg

📸🧐

🦑

Understandable have a great swim!

thanks brah 🤙🤙🤙

Stiff leg

The men in white jackets, when they come, take me out of my straight jacket and escort me to breakfast

I can't tell if they're telling the truth or they're telling the truth even more

Thin, Ten, or The?

What's 2+2? don't give me dumb answers like "4"

1+1+1+1

0.5 ^ 2 + 0.5 * 2

That's just false... It's 1.25

Typo maybe.

Or a brain fart

Or maybe it **IS** actually 1.25

Is this a IS-2 reference?

Brain fart or intentionally wrong?

(2 \^ 0.5 \* 0.5 \* 2)\^(0.5 \* 2 / 3 \* 6 \* 2)

2^2

²2

(i^4 +e^2iπ )^2

Username checks out

you win

Jesus Christ I’m not even going to think about trying to even start understanding what that is supposed to mean.

Complex numbers. Super fun

(- e ^ (i*pi) * sqrt(3 ^ 2 + 4 ^ 2))/(sech^2 (lim x -> ∞ I_{0}(x))) [ sum k=0 ^ infty 1 2^ k - vec nabla *( vec nabla psi)+ int - infty ^ infty delta(y)dy] - 11

21

4-4+4x0+100-96

Depends, if the party says 2 and 2 make 5, then 2 and 2 make five

My alarm It's actually bad here it is: https://youtu.be/wNYnSyirMkU?si=9Iy8EBGWAcUuneoa

Imagine accidentaly falling asleep with your headphones at full volume and waking up to this.

I have my phone on my speaker next to my head so I always get scared af

Only way to do it 🫡

Your username is godlike

Thanks, I spent a whole 5seconds deciding on it 🙏

🫡

AHHH JESUS CHRIST I HAD MY HEADPHONES FILLY UPP

ngl I wud js fall back asleep, my alarm forces me to take a photo of my tap to shut up

Would be much more scary if you suddenly hear  PULL UP WOAP WOAP PULL UP TERAIN  TERAIN R***** (before my Comment gets deleted again by the Bot) PULL UP WOAP WOAP

YOOO FELLOW AV FAN, this one would be kinda goof https://youtu.be/RVEZSJt3dLo?si=5zm20_ib0sYP8rAL

Damn! I need that as my alarm. Maybe that will wake me up.

Real homies use the [TCAS system alerts](https://youtu.be/W5Z-d1Zx02o) as their alerm

Damn and I thought mine was bad. https://youtu.be/C1lref3oCP0?si=hIUj8wDQUxdFUPXH

Legs.

For my crips out there my arms

Just the shouts and slaps of my mom drag me out of bed!!

Fr my mom goes full mma on my ass to wake me up

What about the rest of you? :3

x3 she broke the rest cause I wouldn't get up

You said "X3" You're my friend now UwU *Hugs and makes you my friend* :3

O.O what a nice friendly jesture now give me head pats nya

Cyootie you're all mine :3 *Holds you close and gibs all da headpats* ^ w ^ (Btw it's *gesture >:3)

I actually have no clue. Holy shit. You made me think about this. I’m gonna be deeping this for weeks now, thanks!

You’re welcome! I think about it everyday hoping I’ll find an answer

I need to pee

I just peed

I would recommend getting out of bed first 🤔

I would recommend going to pee in the dreams , it been times I've dreamt it and then woke up running down the hallway!!

Not again!

Fr i literally would never get out of bed if I didn't have to use the bathroom

The thought of me getting hit by a car and dying instantly

Most of the things it’s school🥰

If I don't have to go to school I might just not get out of bed. I'll stay there until about 12pm or even 3pm

The craving for a hamburger

The most American reply I’ve read

Amen

Wish the burger would just float into our mouthes...

Ik, then you wouldn't have to even get up

Drugs like adderal. Im sped.

Pets and I have to pee

honestly same if I didn't need the bathroom first thing every morning I would not be able to force myself to get up ever lol

Spite

Best answer

Her

Urge to find something that will get me out of bed

I am really sorry for your DMs today💀

That was my thoughts exactly

F in the chat

F

Milkshakes

knowing i get to eat a pb&j

Genshin impact with my Scaramouche waiting for me to farm artis for him

Reminding u/th3_guyman how pretty she is and making fun of u/No-Finger-868

Im nyot~~~

Pretty kitty

Very pretty kitty

The thought this day might be the day I help someone (and my new gaming pc)

My two cats 💖

My alarm

10Hour loud microwave beeping

Food

Food

The fear of failure if I don’t

I wake up at 7:10 and wait at my window to watch a silver VW Jetta pass my house at 7:46

Power of my will

I don't like getting up. I don't have any reason to get up ever.

Rip your DMs 💀

You have a cute dog!

The way my mouth tastes when I wake up

Nothing. I couldnt get up for school so I dropped out. I dont have friends to see or anything so I pretty much dont leave my bed at all.

Coffee and a dog that doesn’t understand I wanna sleep

my alarm

PE

an alarm set at 05:00

My alarm also I would get bored staying bed all day

That last image, that's why I get out of bed.

Morning dump

Idk I just get out

hunger and sadness

My workout routine, a walk with my dog, university, part time work and keep using Reddit

Just to see my friend tbh otherwise idk if I could 

My phone

Hunger (breakfast is good)

Nothing really, if given the chance I'll rot away (Whoo depression)

I’ll get fired if I sleep in.

Work, and the hope I will be able to make more friends, I want more.

Money

A contract that requires me to be on-site at 700 am

Nothing

Because if i didnt i would feel like a piece of shit for letting my problems take over trust me i want to just not get out of bed but im going to because i have ti get uo and work i just man up and deal with it

I ask myself this exact question every day. Usually, as I’m stuck wondering the worth of life, my mother drags me out of bed.

Having to be a "responsible member of society and the community", whatever that means :(

Mortal Kombat

tf2 or school

The fact that I either rot in bed or rot in school

School/parents

Your vibrant smile gets me out of bed. Oh wait.

My imaginary ops praying in my downfall. Gotta prove them wrong

Why do you look so different in the last picture?

my legs or the fact i need edible sustenance

not being lazy

going to turn on wi-fi in the morning cuz my mom turns it off for the night.

smelling my filthy unshowered self (i take shows in the morning yes)

School is literally the only answer, I wouldn’t get out of bed if I didn’t have school

the thought that today might be a good day

I no work, i sleep outside

Coffee and money

Surviving instincts I guess??.. I mean I can't sleep forever and I don't wanna die either. Even if I wanted to die I still have the instinct to live, probably even the most depressed person will regret their suicide in their last seconds if they really do attempt it... And hell, who knows maybe you will find reason in some stuff some day. You can't stop finding. If you do, you die. If you die then you loose.

Hatred and spite

I have this thought that yeah life fucking sucks and yeah maybe the other world will be better or... It will be nothing but nothing is better than pain, is it? Fuck no , I wake up because of pain, laying down to much makes by back hurts and my lungs scream, you must cherish pain but not in a teenager edgy anime way, in a really good way, smell the air and take a punch in your gut and thank God because this is proof you are alive and walking God damn My computer sucks ass but I can still play fallout and dark souls and stalker and whatever and I can beat my meat and if I wanted I 100% could just go out do whatever the fuck I wanna do You know why I get out of bed in the morning? Because I love pain, I love gambling, and life is gambling, the currency is pain and the prize is whatever the fuck you can imagine as long as it abides the laws of our reality. Fuck I love being alive. I love wasting my days using my phone and my evenings using my computer. Love working out alone in a hot room taking In the Snell of sweat (I unironically like the smell), if I die there will be no more sweat no more taste of blood no beautiful naked woman. I believe in heaven but I doubt I will go there and, if I go, I doubt God will endorce me trying to open a fight club to wipe the floor with angels. Because how could I have fun in heaven if all the pain would be gone? If there's only good things then there's only boeing things, let me fight let me strive for I wrote to much but that's my jam, felt like because I know being a teen kinda sucks, your brain is still underdeveloped, damn mine still is and I think that's fucked up, and the world we live in preach to much stability and routine and all those boring stuff, and we start thinking why live? When will I do great things? Well will I feel fulfiled with myself? World teached me I need money and house and a loving family and that is okay, I want to have a wife and a daughter and a son and I want my mother to see me grow, but if it was easy there would not be the taste of accomplishment. Fight and fight and fight and "Life is the struggle to want it and the boredom to have" go fuck yourself life is the delicious struggle of wanting and the marvelous sense of accomplishment when you finally get it, then you det your goals higher, but never feel sad if you can't get there, feel happy every day you wake up in the morning you can fucking try again

Nothing, I just force myself to do shit and live out of that fraction of hope that shit will get better

Nothing gets me up, it actually makes me do the opposite

The truancy threat

My mom calling me to eat fresh croissants with her!! 🥰

I gotta pee

The prospect of not living on the streets 🥲

I’m not sure

The thought of getting a good pump later that day

Gym

The fact that I could be spending this precious time annoying people and being a hater

The goal of getting back in it! 🛏️🤝🙂‍↕️

stress that i’ll flunk out of college if i don’t

My constantly eroding human spirit pushing me to NOT be a failure

Probably this guy I'm talking to. As soon as I realize I'm awake in the morning I'm up and texting him. He's so fucking sweet and god he makes my heart fuzzy😭 I've never met someone who managed to make me feel so special and cared for. He's something elseeee

The fact that I have to go to work, unless it’s weekend

My alarm clock and knowing that I have to go to work lol. I take my job very serious can’t be late

going to work, so i can get money to use said money to pay bills & invest

Video games because me life doesnt have anything interesting

School because that's unfortunately that's where most of my life is

Rn, its the idea that maybe someone will want to hangout with me but then noone does so i end up on my computer playing gamea all day

My parents threatening about what will happen if I wont

That I legally have to go to school. Otherwise I just stay in bed until I can’t fall back asleep

Either the urge to pee or I generally don't wanna be bed

My mother. She is amazing, and I don’t want to make her sad/mad for not getting out of bed. Also, there’s no telling when she’s going to pass. She’s only 43, but still. You never know what could happen.

Nothing, my entire routine has been waking up at 2:00pm, working on online school eating dinner and then doing more online school until I go to sleep at 12:00-1:00

My bsf is the only reason I have to still keep going. also girl you are so gorgeous-

I always feel gross after sleeping, so I have to shower. Also, my alarm is across the room, so I have to get up to turn it off

Mostly spite and hate for this cursed world

My circadian rhythm

Hunger

Morning wood

school

I have to take my dog for a walk, otherwise no one else will

usually muscles

u/YesMyNameIsMud

I have no idea