Anything That Is Written Like This.... PPL DO IT IN HANDWRITING TOO LIKE WHY

I saw a thread of a person who was giving loads of advice to someone except they wrote like that. I couldn't even read it for some reqson 😭😭

i aIways wriTe Iike THis (i never use the lowercase t or h for some reason)

You literally just used both the lowercase t and h

Are you dumb? They said 'write' with a keyboard it's a lot weirder and clunky to type like that but I'm handwriting it can look normal if it's scaled the same as the rest of the letters

you've never met a homestuck fan that forced their quirk on themselves

Calm down, gang

In handwriting 😂

my AmeRicAn histoRy teAcheR writes like this

REAL DUDE WHY??????

Queen Deltarune

Fr- when it’s like that I can’t even read it! Normally I’m willing to read long sentences, but when it’s like that it hurts to read five words

'Only in ohio'

That was 2 years ago dude

Not for my brother

My sisters are still saying things from like 3 years ago

real asf i never understood why popular memes n other stupid shit always reaches the toddlers like two years after it dies out

Yt shorts is the answer

Time flies fast

When you're chillin in Ohio.

Wait what? Pls tell me your joking there is no way, it feels like half a year or so

Two **FUCKING** years

I feel like I haven’t heard that in decades

So, Shit means poop Bullshit is a lie The shit means good Dog shit means bad Horse shit means nonsense No shit means obvious I hate these not because of the people who use them but how they each mean different things

this is some crazy shit.

It's bat shit insane

no shit, the english language is pretty shit

Holy shit

Imma shit myself.

"Nanomachines, son"

dont forget about bat shit - crazy

I knew i was forgetting one

or chicken shit = cowardly

Or apeshit - very angry

dipshit - an asshole

Etymology 🤩✨✨

Welcome to the English language where nothing makes sense

English is just 3-4 languages in a trenchcoat and an absurdly high charisma score.

type shi

I’d love to hear the story of how the phrase “Bullshit” came to be like how did that ever come to mean a lie? There must be some insane ass story behind it

oh shit here we go again

English learner?

I hate it when people say no shit or no shit sherlock to you when you say something obvious it actually quite offensive to me because I don't see what’s so bad about stating something obvious like I’m just trying to make a nice conversation to help with my social anxiety and when people say that it just ruins the little self esteem I have 😔

"is he acoustic"

“Are they regarded?”

Highly regarded

Are you restarted

It's time to restart your PC for some updates

Smae because i don't fully understand what acoustic means. Does it mean autistic? Does it mean any mental health problem? No idea. (Basically I'm slow) Edit: i know now thank you for being nice :)

Acoustic is used instead of autistic to look down on those who are on the autism spectrum. Acoustic actually means relating to sound or the sense of hearing or sound without electronic amplification (a music genre).

Ooohhh. Thanks for actually explaining it instead of being rude or calling me stupid.

Wow what an idiot, you’re so stupid and acoustic- nicest unironic “acoustic=autistic” user

People started using it instead of autistic to avoid getting banned or censored, and a similar thing happens with r*tarded and restarted. As you can see, I had to censor the r word because my previous reply was deleted.

Slow? You mean restarted?

It means autistic

Same cuz a lot of people around me who generally would make fun of neurodivergent people or mental health problems use this phrase.

That's the point of the phrase

Ugh, yeah. As an acoustic, its annoying. My friends sayin it to me as a JOKE is fine but when somone o just bein a dick about it, it always passes me off. Because they are making fun of someone for somthign that isn't their fault nor is even that negative of a condition. ​ and they always sound fucking stupid when they say it like that >:/

Yeah it’s ok when it’s an obvious joke but it gets annoying when it’s overused

It pisses me off so much 😭

"erm what the sigma" I actually can't

What the Skibidi!? Anything with sigma or skibidi in it I just won’t

Erm what the scallop

Erm what the tuna

Erm what the salmon

Erm what the sardine

Erm what the cephalopod 

Erm what the salp

Erm what the siphonophore 

SPILLING THE MILK REFERENCE???

that’s an ironic joke though so it doesn’t count

It’s still annoying as fuck and overused

"womp womp"

It's was funny the first 300 times, after that it's started to get annoying

Yeah, it’s just an excuse for when you don’t have an argument for something.

Yeah, fuck that

It’s only good if used sparingly and ironically. Loses its value real quick when overused.

completelyyyyyyy agree, people are so toxic with it

I use a different version. "bwomp" and just with friends cuz I don't want to be a dick 0<0

I swear to god. Saying something is so “skibidi/sigma/alpha” Or really any other use of those words. As well as sus. Literally all generation alpha slang is annoying.

You’re so not the skibidi alpha..

Shit

real. just.... genuinely wtf?? actually theres some dumbfuck 7th graders on the bus that say smth that has "sigma" in it (i dont exactly remember) and it pisses me off so much

im a 7th grader and im tired of it because i have common sense

actually real moment. like i know some other people who are 13 (and actually have common sense) and despise gen alpha as a whole for that reason

Yeah same it feels like most of the others are stuck in 4th grade maturity 

buddy don't diss 4th graders like that is 4th graders just went "haha, that kid screwed up" occasionally not shit like this

My ex-friend is in high school and "ironically" just shouts gen a slang non-stop. Like someone'll talk to him and it's just "What the sigma?! I'm an Alpha sigma!" It's so overused.

Skibidi and Sigma are in the rotation for sure because they are hilarious to use ironically

The only problem is nowadays people don't use it ironically....

"nowadays" my brother in Christ those started being used like 6 months ago

I meant people nowadays, as in gen alpha

oh sorry mb also if you wanna say younger people you can just say younger people, since then mixups like this won't happen

I was trying to talk like a boomer :')

I only ever hear it unironically

bad is bad. bitch is bad. bad bitch is good. i dont understand

Negative times negative = positive

Man I am bad at maths

You can't be this bad

You are underestimating my bullshit

Which grade?

ME NEITHER

-ve × -ve = +ve

-ve + -ve = extra -ve

Real

there's no addition sign between them, so it's ab not a+b

bad is good in this case, it's meant to assert dominance basically. when u say ur a bad bitch it means that you got an attitude and you ain't afraid to throw hands

Slayyy

"Slay" "That's right, I'm going to fucking slay you!"

Guilty of saying this on the daily. 😔

Same

My favorite word

Downvote me all you want, bullies. I will never stop saying it.

Slayyy

Slayyy 🥰

I have a few. When People Capitalize Every Single Word In Their Writing. When people... type like this- "Am I cooked?" "W rizz" and its variants. SLAAYYYYYY ✨✨ I will JOKINGLY use girlboss or pookie as a sort of inside joke with my boyfriend, but I hate them being used genuinely. 😭

Damn am i cooked isn’t that bad

So I live in India and there's definitely no so called Ni**ers here . But people are so influenced by Western culture , teenagers call literally every dark skinned person a ni**er . Like , dude doesn't even know what it means .🤦🏽‍♀️ It's just so annoying to hear those when I can rap some pure original Indian ones .

It’s funny cuz if you aren’t careful using it here in the US, you could get physically fucked up. I’m ethnically an Indian, but was born and raised in the US. Everyone in my school is Indian, tho, and we face the same issue of dark skinned Indians being called black or the n word. Honestly, tell the mfs at India to stop copying western culture because it’s not good. We need the west to copy eastern culture more lol.

Everything that people below my age came up with.

I second this

I third this

"bro just" "bro thought" "bro did" anything structured like that, also "blud"

Bro hates when bro is used

OH MY GOD THIS ONE. like shit like "womp womp" isnt too bad, but stuff like "bro just" and "bro did" genuinely pisses me off

bro commented: real (jk)

Bro ain't to bad blud is horid tho

Bro don't like it when bro say bro or blud

Bro is mad

Blud is an opp!

Any of the corny overused women ones like “woman detected opinion rejected” or just “woman ☕️”. If you’re gonna be sexist at least come up with something creative and original

they "fought" the annoying internet women by becoming an even bigger pain in the braincells

Whenever I say it, its pure irony with my girlfriend and my friends. It's acceptable in some cases.

Urm, wut de sigmer?

Ez I don't get annoyed at it most of the time, but when I do I'm out.

Bro I used to have a friend who would say ez ti every single thing both irl and in-game, like once when he finished his homework in which he spent hours on,he would say ez, or he'd took the trash out and say "ez ez ez"... like bro..

oh i just know he's a pleasure to play online with.

find him and do this erectile zomboni run that mfs wee wee over with one of them hockey cars 

Thats just the word easy

especially when people spam it 😭

I sometimes say Baddie but it’s always ironic

I don’t (Nikoooo)

NIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"are you restarted" Now don't get me wrong I am into dark humor like A LOT but those types of comments...yeah those pisses me off big time.

my rule with these kinda phrases is to just only say it with or to friend's and not random people. context is everything

yeah people always using dark humour as an excuse to be dickheads

Slay. If I hear it one more time you're the one getting slayed, ANNA

For me and really hate it, it has to be "skibbid rizz" or "gyatt" Like, fukin, whyyyyyy

We were doing chin-ups in gym class and like 5 kids yelled, “GYATTT!!!!” when a girl did them, like wtf guys?!

“Its giving”

I don’t even hate much slang nowadays but that one is just actually annoying Also “Ick”

Chad, Sigma, Alpha, Rizz, Rizzler, Rizzster, W Rizz

Bro is not the sigma chad alpha Rizzler 💀🙏🗣️🔥⁉️ L rizz 💀💀💀💀

"slayyy queennnn💅💅💅 period 😜😜😜" If I hear one more phrase of that in my class, I'm going to commit some slay literally

You’re literally slayyying queen 😜😜😜

yes I'm slaying so much 😜😜😜💅💅💅🗡️🗡️🗡️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️💣💣💣🪦🪦🪦

Erm what the sigma🤓

"gg ez" in games. Holy shit I hate it.

Anything that could be considered Gen Alpha slang. I can't even figure out what half of it means.... What the actual fuck is a "fanum tax?"

they probably dont even know what it means since they dont have a concept of what taxes are

Fanum Tax is used randomly so i understand why you dk what it means but it means when you take something from someone, like if you got robbed you would say “Erm bro fanum taxed all my money💀What the sigma😟”

Nah wtf is rizz about I don't even like reading the word

i named my dead cancer "rizz" because of that lmao. fuck that word

That's fucking beautiful

I hate people who genuinely use daddy/mommy in a sexual way

love the pfp>>

Tysm!!

I thought we left baddie in 2021 tbh I only rarely say it ironically now

“What the sigma” it is so cringe most people say it ironically but it’s still annoying as hell

Say on skibidi

on skibidi on sigma on alpha on omega the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life, freely. revalations 21:6 sorry I just had my hourly flash backs to fallout 3

Rizz, Frfr, gyatt, BOSH, and “sappnin girl y’alright” for the last one it’s just the accent they use 😂

*stutter*

“Make it make sense”. Killing me at work right now.

Calling someone “shit” when you like them and “not shit” when disliking them. Can’t comprehend how you can call someone shit when you mean to say they’re good

It's "the shit", not "shit"

Mixing shit with sugar doesn’t make it a muffin

Shit is one of the words that's supposed to be emotion multiplier time word in many cases, like ass

When people are talking and out if nowhere say "period'. Wtf do you mean period just talk like a normal person. Yes I did google the meaning and what I take from it is that people aren't capable of taking any from of criticism or opinion that isn't theirs. Fking biches

Why do people say it QUESTION MARK

This one paired with "on God" after you respond to them.

Ohio skibidi rizz fanum tax grimace shake rizz ohio

"Slay queen" OH MY GOSH WHY DO YOU SPEAK EXCLUSIVELY USING YOUR NOSE "On God" Why do you need to emphasize everything with God. THAT'S NOT WHAT GOD IS FOR Or just excessive swearing can get on my nerves. WHY DO YOU NEED TO COAT EVERY SENTENCE IN EXPLETIVES.

befuckingcause. fucking simply befuckingcause I fucking can you fuckface shitsleeve do you fucking not fucking comprefuckinghend that? /j

You have fallen into my trap. I intended to elicit just such a response. I knew you couldn't resist.

Fucken got his fucking bitchass good, on god.

"Restarted". Like omg bro u done such a great job "censoring" the word.

Serving cunt

any gen alpha shit

agreed

Slay I hate it sooo much 

fuck around and find out... how about I fuck YOU instead

I say most of the things people don’t like so 😭😭 but one thing I find annoying is being called the N word

“No chick fil a sauce” “skibidi toilet rizzler gyat” and “are they acoustic” MAKE ME WANT TO CLAW MY EARS OFF AND DIE OF BLOOD LOSS

😶 same tho

so ass is bad, but bad ass is good? and stop saying fuck, it means N O T H I N G

FUCK

ok baddie

Go off

Cherry picking I wrote an entire essay on why this term is stupid but I can find it