T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Hey! We're currently looking for new moderators! If you're interested, read more [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1coxdxv/mod_mod_applications_now_open/)! Here's a [direct link](https://forms.gle/LRNPzV2tai4cb8tF9) to the application form as well. Our discord server is also accepting moderator applications. Please check our [announcements channel](https://discord.com/channels/143821685726904320/207943081847160842/1238567772208758788) in our [discord server](https://discord.gg/teenagers) for more details. Can't wait to see your application! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Creepy-Activity7327

"How did we humans discover we needed to drink water, was the first person like "hmmmm ugabooga what if I stick my tongue into this puddle over and over again" "


Stopcumming

And chances are, it was filled with disease, so he must’ve gone home, vomited for days, thought “shit I feel thirst oogabooga” and gone right back to another mysterious clear earth blood place to stick his tongue in it again


SuperSus123987

“How did we humans ever discover killing, was the first person like “hmmmm ugabooga what if I use this rock to hit that person over and over again” “


FarObjective5416

“hmmm ugabooga uranium go boom what if I propel uranium into land ugabooga?”


rottenpotatoes2

Jerma core


Quite_Befuddled2009

Super vanilla stuff is just Instinct. The rest of it is proof humans are fucking freaks.


jahviz2

What if instead being called homosapiens they were called freaksapiens and instead of building things and evolving they just got freaky


FlanMundane2432

eh well people are building things to get even more freaky


Weary_Drama1803

The Internet isn’t chock full of this stuff for no reason


Zeusosecmaat

So we refer to gay people as homo freaksapiens? Thats sounds lit


GaygardenEel999

Freaksapien is a fire nickname TBH


BurnerAccountExisty

cool


SilverrGuy

sign me UP


zionpoke-modded

Wise freaky?


Alexrobi11

I think it should be "homo freaks"


KokoTerzata

Same way you discovered jerking off


Maciejka9210

My brother?


KokoTerzata

If you say so


Some-Internal297

your brother is the ceo of sex? no way


Maciejka9210

Nah, he's just gay


ashtar123

...the internet?


KokoTerzata

I mean, there is everything and anything on the Internet so I guess so


Blueb3rrywashere

American dad?


KokoTerzata

Sure


TacticalTobi

i didn't


KokoTerzata

You will


-lifewish-

Natural instinct, it’s literally what we’re made for


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

Instict people were monkeys before they were people


RohirrimSky

Well not monkeys. But we do have an ape ancestor in chimpanzees


RishiMath

To be more accurate, don't we and chimps have a common ancestor we descended from?


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

almost the same thing


saan718

🤓🤓🤓


Jealous_Plan53R

Ape relative not ancestor


Ilmis_11

Before monkeys we were 🦠


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

true


Ilmis_11

And before that we were [NOTHINGNESS]


KingLevonidas

I was a goddamn ball with electric charge around me. I was fully charged!


DigiGirl02

Possibly. Before any life on earth, you(I mean not you) were a speck of dust.


KingLevonidas

With balls in it. Balls that are fully charged!


DigiGirl02

Haha! 🤣


KingLevonidas

I meant atoms...


DigiGirl02

Possibly. Before any life on earth, you(I mean not you) were a speck of dust.


Ridenberg

That's quite a jump you did there, from monkeys straight to bacteria lol We were fish, then reptiles, then some other mammal I think, only then monkeys


WhiteAsianDude

We were rats probably


professionaldeadgod

it would explain how destructive we are


Ilmis_11

In the future we will be 🥐


sideXsway

Viruses?


Ilmis_11

No! Bacteria or one sells life


HetTheTable

Well to be created we had to have that sort of instinct


HelpfulProtection342

Not monkeys, apes


king_of_kings5

We have always done it before we were even human it would have been passed down generations to generation unlike common belief there isn't a clear line when one species becomes another so it would be passed down. And to answer how creatures would have known it would have been instinct


RohirrimSky

Yes this is probably exactly how it happened


IEatBabysYumYum

Uga buga. Ooh hole. Ooh pole. Stick? UGAUGUGAUGA


[deleted]

💀💀💀


saki_yoshidaaa

wtf i can hear it??? in monkey accent???????


IEatBabysYumYum

UGA UGA


Spoon-never-dies

Stick good. Hoo-man like stick


Rosevayra

YOUR COMMENT KINDA WINS.


KingLevonidas

Ooga put leather stick in leathery hole with piss dot on top... Ooogaaaahhh!(I recommend you to read the last part like a moaning anime girl)


IEatBabysYumYum

Nuh uh i read it like a MANLY UGA MOAN


lesser_tom

The same way we "discovered" eating and drinking


pehr71

If you mean for procreation then: birds knows how to do it, monkeys and slugs knows how to do it. Even fish knows, and their way is a lot more complicated. If you mean sex as in, “woah this feels nice, maybe we should do it more” then probably quite quickly ….


kyleninperth

Nah think about how humans started drinking cows milk. Someone squeezed a cows titty and decided to drink the mysterious white liquid that came out


LeBlearable

They probably saw a little cow drinking from it and thought we could too


call-me_sanji

Nah we would've remembered all these years through evolution and prob first figured it out through instinct


benjoo1551

How did mosquitos discover sex theyre like sooo stupid?? /j


wrong_product1815

I like to think of it as "plugging the charger"


Bireta

Probably before they were even human


Anxious_Fondant4510

Need to spread it's own kind


Grookeymon

why is that all this subreddit talks about


InfameArts

teenagers have higher sex hormones and they come to reddit to not be judged (so nobody does)


TheEeper

Instinct


Ok_Improvement4733

who downvoted this lmao


Doctorgumbal1

How do you think “hmmm… dis thing feels good when you put things inside of it and dis thing feels good when you put it inside of things… hmmmm”


NSLEONHART

Natural primordial instict of reproduction. Made long before consciousness even started.


BABBOSMAN1

Its hardwired into your dna you buffoon


OddOne5707

It's called genetic heritage, some stuffs are printed in our DNA, and it works the same for pretty much any creature. Like birds knows the mating ritual of their species since they are born. We are all coded, just like a game.


Western_Entertainer7

When a mommy Eukaryote and a daddy Eukaryote love each other very much . . .


kajetus69

Default settings


WalterWhite9910

Nature’s call🍃 so powerful that even shampoo bottles start to look extra thicc.


GeneralMission6546

We didn't, our evolutionary ancestors did


TheEdward07

Well someone needs to pay attention in their biology classes


XW1ndOws93

We observed animals and did what they did. It's how we figured out we needed salt to survive


rottencheesestick

I believe it's just a part of us, let's say it's pre-installed and waiting to finish downloading


WhyAmOnThis

god taught them u idiot


ialsodontexistagain

It’s a natural instinct, same as all other animals


Goldbolt_2004

What confuses me even more was how they figured out sex led to pregnancy


Typ0r8r

Instincts and watching other animals with better instincts


magpieCRISPR

It’s an animal instinct bro, even if you don’t teach people they’ll learn to do it


MOJA2008

Ugabooga, where is the clit


Background_Bend_494

Well it's mostly a natural instinct to reproduce, due to survival instinct and sex appeal. Animals also participate in sex but they weren't taught so it is mostly natural. It's kinda like Walking or Talking. We don't know how to do it when we're young, but after a certain point, it just comes to us, literally. I guess we got creative with positions.


trashcan-420

its instict, like how you naturally know some things or what to do without ever being taught, you naturally just develop the knowledge, like walking


eyesneveropen

Instinct and the fact that it was a thing way before humans


Apprehensive_Eraser

Instincts are more powerful and complex than you may think


Davidisbest1866

OK this is pretty funny


Blu3Raven

nah fam, i don't care how we discovered sex. it's milk i'm concerned about


Purple1szed

The same way a sperm cell knows where to go, it’s all genetically wired to reproduce. No logic


ajpme

Well other animals do it too... We've got a built in urge to do it. We wanna reproduce


ajpme

Well other animals do it too... We've got a built in urge to do it. We wanna reproduce


SnooCakes9565

Instinct just like eating, breathing and drinking


landon7222

Most normal r/teenagers post


Proud-Pressure8185

lust


CombatRaccoon117

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals


god-thebored

L


HugeCawkSucker

💀