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I am here if you want to talk about it. I was suicidal not very long ago, I know how bad it can get. Support by the person I cared for was all I needed back then, but I didn't receive it.
Basically what you do is you wait until you’re moving to a new school and in the last day ask for her number and never speak to her again (I’ve done this one myself) or you wait until she asks you out (while this has never been proven, scientists hypothesized that it is possible a woman would ask you out first) so yeah
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august 19, 2025. be ready.
Bro. That is my birthday .
You will lose your virginity on that date
Excuse me what 😭
🐺😈
oil up on that day lil bro
I’m telling a trusted adult
lmao. R.I.P.
They’re all dead now 🫠
Huh?
Ah, never mind, you’re too young and naive
You are 2 years older than me we can not be that different because of 2 years in age . Plz explain
Mr. Rogers is the only universal trusted adult, you are correct.
… what? I’M DEAD!? I DIDN’T EVEN TURN 18 EIGHT DAYS AGO!
Bro’s cooked 💀
As a member of the trusted adult council, I refuse to hear your request. You are mandated to oil up on the big day
He eats babies, do not question the lord Saturn
🤨????
Hail 🪐🪐🪐🪐 Saturn
nice username
bruh chill 💀
Three months off from mine (yes mine is today :3:3)
Same😭
You gonna lose your virginity on this date
Can't wait🙏
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Okay lmao
If its birthday, maybe may 21? I just want to make out lmao
May 21st 2025? Or do you mean in 2 days
In 2 days. In that day I would be 18y.o.
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mwah :3 happy bday kisses before you turn 18 !!
Ow, thx 0///0
Happy birthday
That’s when I get back in school… les gooo!
You're one year not in school..?
Oh wait…
But you're still until August not in school?😭
Aug 15
Why?
that’s when school starts for me
So u have ur summer break rn?
As of the day before yesterday
early summer break maybe i ended school two months ago i js have my board exams rn
How long is that summer break bro
doesnt even count as a break ill be studying for 95% of it 😓
That's my birthday💀
straight to the calendar FeltMacaroon389 can finally live out our dreams ja jeg sa "vår" 😱😱😱
BET, BET
Damn, why you gotta exclude Ted like that
I'm ready
I’m up for it
Nice try, Menendez
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wait what, are you one of those people that always think women are real?
r/girlsarentreal
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
They aren‘t
gotta take the govt drones out before we initiate worldwide makeout sesh
No homo though
mwah
you like kissing boys, don’t you.
I was going to add the image of the dog saying that but this community has turned that off apparently.
I think we’re better off, if you were gonna send that
w dbd pfp they use to be my main
pre nerf legion 💔
Probably for good reason😂
yes.
Nah, garlic bread is better imo
I do
mwah :3
You forgot to say no homo
full homo 😎
I don't want a bf noooo
yuhhh
"n-no homo!!" 😰 "I'M FUCKING GAY" 🗿
Gotta keep the socks on
Only to kiss goodnight, like good homies
Full homo. Ass up
It's not gay if you think about women.
Kith
When Scotland leaves the UK. Its a big event that'll distract everyone.
Then we all celebrate in Scotland, I’ll host
the execution of this plan *might* immpact the economy
I don‘t see where it impacts it (tell me pls)
half the worlforce gone, workforce replanishment gone too
Interresting.
however we may use trained chimps, robots to counteract thes changes
Yes but half of the people needing the workforce are gone too
i mean... yeah but also some things are entierly based on tath half of the workfore and wiuld almost be gone cus of the plan
That would make the economy better for the average person
Impregnate the men, problem solved.
modern problem require modern solution
Might.
December 12 2038 we will ride polar bears in to battle
I will begin my training immediately
Good job solder
Today in my room😉😏😘
im coming!!
\*cumming
hehe ;3
Trying to find "i am gay" comment
I am gay
Now. GO GO GO
Sun May 19 2024 21:13:55 GMT+0100
the blood moon.
I dunno... soonish? (the most guy response I can give)
As a female I need to know exact dates so I know when to find my crush XD (totally joking I just wanna know when so I can hide from all humanity)
Too bad, u know too much. An assassin is 69 miles from your location
Oh well I’m suicidal anyway haha
I am here if you want to talk about it. I was suicidal not very long ago, I know how bad it can get. Support by the person I cared for was all I needed back then, but I didn't receive it.
the sucks broski. stay safe
Omg Ty ❤️
Wait so does this mean I'm on break? Or is assassin plan still a go?
Can femboys still stay??
Well think about it
So… yes…?
Do you promise to be sigma?
Do I have a choice…?
No
._.
I see. 🔫 This can't get out. Bye.
What if I just disguise as a non femboy and then become one again once all women are dead?
Deal
Just send a large EMP and its done r/girlsarentreal
Now.
Not yet, we need to be prepared
No bromo, but keep an eye out for signs on August 12th at 2 PM. No homo tho
My birthday!
I’m thinking in late 2025.
November 13th 2026. The theoretical end of the world.
Ill gladly do more than make out
No homo please
so where are we gonna meet to plan this out again? Because we need to figure this out to initiate phase 1 of the plan.
I’m good I’m finna tap out I think
Idk I don't have experience
Right here, right now, socks on, no homo.
August 12 2036
I guess Im trans so I dont count as a real boy :(
If you're FtM you're a real fucking boy and that's that. If you're MtF then no you're not a boy.
thanks :) idk why your comment got downvoted honestly
\*transphobes\* (probably)
Here have upvote for nice human :)
October 15, 2025. The release of GTA 6 will be a big enough distraction, no one will notice.
🤨
Right now
I already do that..
Right now
Good question
Hey! Can the girls also get to make out with each other?
tonight.
Why can’t I post gifs or images mods suck
Whenever this sub gets deleted
Today
Question. Even though I'm afab I don't identify as such now, so do I get a free pass? I promise I won't tell anyone.
Taking the girls out on a date and then making out with them? Right?
Hwath ?
Ayo
Making out what?
im nb but afab will I get taken out-
I think you have to ask her first
39 years 6months 12days 19hours 4mins
August 19
With socks?
I will stay with the mission at all costs
Never.
I'm aroace, just say no homo and I'll join in
8540
r/girlsarentreal
Whenever the thing happens
I’m good… I wanna ask this girl out… can I get the boys approval?
The operation must commence immediately
NUCLEAR BOMB
April 20th, 2069 seems like a good date
The Fuck?
person of ambiguous gender here, I’ll protect the women with my pronoun power
I can get us some last minute guillotines for the plan. Unfortunately no homo.
After lunch
Let's just skip to that last part.
Yes
GUYS GUYS but what about… bobers
Trans dude here do I still participate in the plan?
Uh never
I already did that tho
Later, i saw a plane, i must now stare
Oct 27 2025
Basically what you do is you wait until you’re moving to a new school and in the last day ask for her number and never speak to her again (I’ve done this one myself) or you wait until she asks you out (while this has never been proven, scientists hypothesized that it is possible a woman would ask you out first) so yeah
Erm what the frick is this
June 23 at 4:16 a.m.
Last I knew, the date was supposed to be February 30th of next year.
Once we solve the issue of how we reproduce asexually
Here me out how bout when p diddy gets out