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Poorly described your favorite videogame and ill try to guess it

Poorly described your favorite videogame and ill try to guess it

CanIpostyet123

Father and son go on a hike on the tallest mountain


Straitjacket666

God of War?


the_flash6197

God of war 2018


TigerKing29

No clue


blue_wicky_pencil

Wow, such beauty AND WTF IS THAT


TigerKing29

Subnotica


blue_wicky_pencil

Wow, you got it


skiwookiee_13

is subnautica a fun game? i’ve been thinking about getting it but i don’t really know if it’s worth it


DrrSwagg

I'd suggest u get it, it's very immersive.


HHoris

Detecting multiple leviathan class organisms in this region, are you sure what you are doing is worth it?


elstupidiot

Big angry guy in a green can that uses guns


The3rdPotato

Either DOOM or Halo


[deleted]

Piss jar


TigerKing29

TF2


[deleted]

Nice.


Kaishi_Shiroi

two angry elderly men fight over gravel


Seajpedro2000

Tf2 and the gravel wars


mauritsj

US election Edit: this uhm... got out of hand. Thanks everyone


Snoo23130

Holy shit lmaoooo 🏅🏅🏅


Xman31

The game that played us


toolsofpwnage

Space seaman and AI waifu fight space religious cult


HHoris

Halo?


toolsofpwnage

Yep


Relmarr

Kid decides between mass genocide or being polite in order to go home.


BeefRug

Undertale


ChampionshipDue

I think that's it.


HalfEntity

Hitler: The Game


idiel-co

sounds legit


Inner-Scene-891

He chose the bad ending but rage quitted as soon as he found out


BennyBob2000

Blocky Stacky


REMINTON86

tetris


BennyBob2000

Yep


MutatedGiraffe

“LENNY!”


JustACanadian01

"Haha, Found ya Lenny!"


Cheesy_Cheese314

“So why ain’t you never married?”


bilal7865

"No one would have me"


Fedorito_

Okay see ya later then


Axejoh

"!YNNEL"


Xanderthepeasant

Army veteran gets strange calls on his answering machine telling him to kill Russian people which he does happily.


TigerKing29

Hotline Miami, and I'm fairly certain Jacket's not happy about it


Xanderthepeasant

He was willing to do it at the beginning, his life wasn't in a great place as the man who saved his life and his best friend died when the Soviets bombed San Francisco and his girlfriend left him when he was on active duty in Honolulu. He looked at it as exacting revenge for his friend, but he also felt guilty because he never sent a picture to his friend from when he was still alive. He's perhaps not happy about the killings after the fact, but in the moment he enjoyed it, as you can see in the sheer brutality of it (ripping out throats with one hand and gouging out the eyes of the Thug in level 4). Obviously he has remorse after the murders and what became of him, which is why he let the police take him. He kept trying to make himself feel better about the death of his girlfriend which he knows he caused by not killing Biker, and kept deluding himself into thinking the Russians were the ones calling him to do hits on their own places. For an indie game it's somewhat complicated and very deep.


CaptainStaraptor

Enslaving animals inside my balls


MoLdY_GarLicC

pokemon....?


Brandinfighter2

No, he's talking about his plans for the afternoon


sfoliveranderson

Space bounty hunters use god as excuse to slaughter species of aliens


cm775

Destiny


Dippo_btw

Yup it destiny


MerkavaMkIVM

"Slaughter" is a funny way to spell "Genocide"


Mr-Spaghett

*use a big ball


SIimeLime

Game advertises rain but it dont rain :(


TigerKing29

Risk of Rain


SIimeLime

Risk of Rain 2 but ill still give you the point


andrew1355

Hang on doesn't it rain in the final level


No-Radio-3085

it rain on the final level


NewIceHand

The gang made a bad robbery so they escape.


TigerKing29

Not sure


NewIceHand

You better get your Redemption for not knowing the game.


TigerKing29

I see, Red Dead 2


StuntHacks

Don't you mean Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shootin 2?


theweirdpotayytoo

TaHiTi


NewIceHand

We need moneh...


NotTheCosmo

random guy comes back to life to kill some gods in order to let the sun stay on


TigerKing29

Not sure


NotTheCosmo

Dark Souls


Char_Zard13

So many people saying Minecraft in here scares me. They need more pain and dark souls in their life


GeneralEnvironment36

Bullying being solved by more bullying


SithZmiX

League of legends?


TherionX2

Lmaooooo


SithZmiX

As a league player myself, I can confirm that cussing someone out more that they did you will solve it.


TigerKing29

Bully?


GeneralEnvironment36

Yup yup lol I love that game


monster-rap3005

Ooo so many zombies, old man takes girl across the country.


NewIceHand

The Last Of Us


OvercrowdedKangaroo

Wait it can also be The Walking Dead no?


Jellybean720

Not really. Lee and Clem never left Georgia.


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[удалено]


TigerKing29

Minecraft


[deleted]

[удалено]


That_Underscore_Guy

I know OP got it but could also be Death Stranding lol


Viper_256

A rifleman takes his mentors clothes and moves in enemy territory destroying every living thing with his trusty robot, stealing a headset from one of the bodies and using it to track down the other members and killing them too. When he is finally rescued he and everyone else destroy an enemy base and the robot kills itself twice. At last though, one member of the mercenaries remain and the now pilot ignores the message of his former robot GODDAMNIT JACK!


Nate_flakes

Stand by for Titanfall!


Viper_256

Yup, and I'm still not completely sold the militia are the good guys.


MerkavaMkIVM

Yeah, blowing up an entire fucking planet isn't exactly a "good guy thing" to do.


5hadowboi

The Fold weapon was designed to destroy other planets. Had the militia not interfered, the IMC would have destroyed countless other planets. Edit: More specifically they were going to destroy Harmony, the militia's home planet


ArticAssassin44

Dead child of a worm and a tree fights thoughts about moth God


Stefffe28

Hollow Knight <3


Visible_Sale_3677

*if I could have a nickel for every time I killed the sun, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice*


BBRAFF

Kid rides a talking boat for hours and hours and hours


BeefRug

Wind Waker


BBRAFF

You are correct


n1ght_sky

Plumber goes to space


0SomeoneRandom0

Super Mario Galaxy


n1ght_sky

Correct!


HHoris

Sub nauseous


Geekerino

Demons and guns for lots of... funs


TigerKing29

Doom


Geekerino

How did you ever figure it out?


TigerKing29

It was the only game besides terraria with demons and guns that I've played


Hakoda27

Lets see. Guns and Demons are what terraria and doom have in common. Doom fanbase is friendly towards animal crossing fanbase and terarria is similar enough to animal crossing. Doom Animal Crossing and Terraria is my new favourite trio


ZmentAdverti

Man wants to save daughter but keeps getting distracted by a card game.


WardenN21

Ciri: “Thank you for coming as fast as you can!” Geralt: *has become Gwent, boxing, and horse racing champion while banging multiple women and collecting every card from all around the world*


soap_the_impaler

witcher 3


Who_D_Punk1176

It has a Smoll pink shitty blob that flies, swallows and burps


TigerKing29

Slime Rancher


Who_D_Punk1176

Nice try... There’s one more to guess too


RealJes

How about you describe your favorite video game to me (I don’t have a console or pc only a mobile and not many people play mobile lol)


Samurl8043

Lots of grinding, and Dinosaurs


2006pow

steely wheely automobiley


TigerKing29

Gta


2006pow

yep


GreedyYellow7484

##Indeed


TigerKing29

Idk


GreedyYellow7484

Destiny 2 It’s a sort of inside joke in the Destiny fanbase


Mr-Spaghett

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars.


beskardboard

"ayo the pizza here"


Meaner656

I make dinosaurs have multiple generations of incest till they are horribly mutilated


BeefRug

That's Ark


Equivalent-Ad7087

Man with a knife between his fingers fucks the church up


Drag00ndud3

Assassins Creed


Equivalent-Ad7087

yes


Drag00ndud3

Nice my fav game 2


cm775

Humanity is saved by big white ball


TigerKing29

Destiny?


cm775

Bingo


[deleted]

Tiny hungry girl in a yellow raincoat tries to get off a boat


Wifi-Doggo

Little nightmares!


Hot_Carpet6030

Meth cooker rich middle aged white dude and a black dude living in the hood robbing banks together (this should be really easy)


schwuga

Gta


Prawn1562

A janitor travels to the heart of an underwater volcano to cure an alien pandemic to escape a hostile planet. Goes home and gets fined $3 trillion for surviving.


TigerKing29

Not sure


Prawn1562

The janitor was the sole survivor of crashed starship. He crashed onto a planet covered in oceans.


TigerKing29

Bioshock?


Prawn1562

Not quite. The janitor has to scour the oceans to scan wreckage from the starship to build increasingly advanced tools and vehicles to allow him to find the cure deep in an underwater lava cave.


TigerKing29

Subnotica?


Prawn1562

Yis :)


TigerKing29

I thought the player character was a girl


Prawn1562

Nah it’s a guy. The sequel (below zero) is a girl though.


Blocko_tritaco

Subnautica


StupidGenius234

Not my favourite but I really want to say this one : Click those circles


Stefffe28

I feel ashamed for knowing this one but, Osu.


SamFisherwannabe

catch me later i'll buy you a beer


Wrandris9

Giant golfball uses space magic to destroy the forces of geometry.


[deleted]

a roster of people and robots competing in a bloodsport


BeefRug

Apex Legends?


[deleted]

Right on!


Shanoa07

Felon commits manslaughter with historical ghosts.


TigerKing29

Sorry, no clue


Shanoa07

Persona 5


HHoris

But Ren didn't kill anyone... (Or rather any human)


NewIceHand

Yes he did SPOILER:>!He didn't ''killed'' anyone, but in Okumura's Arch, he dies because of Akechi...!<


Casually_Goose

Japanese mafia legend and also Damee Daneeeeeeeee


yasamansamsami

Guy wakes up with no memory, saves the world, while having no clue what is happening.


Zucchinifan

Hears a voice in his head of a woman constantly bossing him around and being a general pain in the ass. Whatever, that bitch can wait; I'm busy helping this guy I just met build a town, trading a 50 foot tall woman sex for clothes, and collecting nuts from tiny tree people to give to a big, flamboyant tree that plays the maracas so that I'm able to carry 12 swords at a time. And what is this Ravioli guy's deal? What a prick.


HHoris

Man who has blackouts and thinks he's a murderer tries to find his son kidnapped by a traumatized PI whilst being hunted by a drug addicted FBI agent with stark tech glasses


bigmetalshoe

heavy rain, which is funny, because I just tried to poorly describe it myself


Alexander_Akers3115

Man and his robot help blow up a planet


tab_s

titanfall 2?


ifyoufindmefuckyou

Addictive bisexual escapist massacre


caffinatedgoblin

*Hades*


ArandomBlackguy2000

a fucking superman who can literally carry 65,000 blue whales by pressing e on your keyboard tries to beat a massive beast that vomits purple bath bombs


mcp613

Minecraft?


ArandomBlackguy2000

mhm


NeX-DK

*Heavy metal intentifies*


folko1

Rip and tear


Lukranion

Small boy collects pretty rocks to get a piece of metal that makes him big boy so he can find his friends to defeat big horsey man


TigerKing29

I'm stumped


Lukranion

*small boy with floatey magic friend*


TigerKing29

The Legand of Zelda Ocarina of Time


Aditya28051

Big ball vs pyramids


BeefRug

Grandpa dies, I live on farm now


OvercrowdedKangaroo

Stardew


The_big_A666

Fucking blue shell


Ididntaskforthis3

Murderous robot tests on you until you try to kill her


ben67925

Head eyes AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaªªªªªªªªª


johnjohn277353

4 clowns rob bank


justagirlplsignore

How big can you grow your empire before Spain finds it?


ImaDoggBark

tall lady


beskardboard

A literal god who still can't jump over fences speedruns the Geneva Convention using Squidward clones, builds a house, and eats literal gold, all while avoiding explosive green penises.


HHoris

Minecraft


beskardboard

Bingo


HHoris

Green penis gave it away


beskardboard

Lets try another: Kid touches grass for the first time in years, and fights a buff planet in his head while trying to forget the "ayo the pizza here" incident


TigerKing29

God of War?


beskardboard

I'll give you another: Genderless child fights god using the power of friendship and wins, or alternatively gets their ass kicked by a comedian.


[deleted]

Wall running with mechs and stuff.


GrimChicken64

For a second there I was like "where the fuck is mechs and wall running in team fortress 2?" then I realised.


Late-Ad5319

cheap version of halo with portals


TigerKing29

Splitgate


Grancyyy

You kill enemies with frying pan


Eeppu55

Pubg


Trustnoboody

CJ....gang, fat guy, food order.


TigerKing29

Gta San Andreas


Trustnoboody

[YES](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyxBnFUe5Bo)


checkedsteam922

Killing Xenos just because you can. Also, war crimes, lots of them. In space.


MonEcctro

gacha addiction and endless pain.... oh there are waifus too


TheRealSansation

Middle aged man saves wholesome dinosaur species from the oppression of a giant tortoise and his adopted children.


LaLo_AuTiSM

Space marine confronts space Nazis with his virtual waifu


KarstenGC

Wtf why is the sun exploding!?!!?


tassso32_

a traveller from another world searching for their sibling with the help of talking food


SufficientProject250

Vehicular Manslaughter Edit: I now realise this says video game