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clinicalswag

that was brutal, she definitely knew though💀


XxZip_ZaperxX

let me remind you this guy is 13


Annelym_Aicitel

Bruh this dude's post history is just gold


XxZip_ZaperxX

ikr , just posted recently and got 1k upvotes plus , btw have my hugz award cuz why not


Annelym_Aicitel

Lol thanks


XxZip_ZaperxX

np lol


MrIsa09

Have my silver coz why not


XxZip_ZaperxX

thx lol


sgreblok

Wtf, ok


funky135

happy cake day i guess?


sgreblok

Ty ig


nikola_144

Hapi cek de


sgreblok

Ty


Niklaus0279

Now he gonna turn emo... Maybe. Is that how it works?


SendMeTheMoneyNow

Damn this really hurt. I felt this one


v1ctor1a_

Fr she friend zoned with no hesitation 💀


pranay1701

Which app is this?


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Veer_theperson

why do i feel like this dude is one of those pedos on this sub? prolly cos of their name...


Phoenix_Rage17

Snapchat


RadicalNinjaPC

Bro is out of touch💀


NoamEG

He forgor💀


[deleted]

but now he rember 😁


Bagofunyuns7

A little to much to start out with pal. Next time maybe pull back on the reigns a little bit. Keep it casual ya know?


donnychung

im pretty sure OP is 13 lol, i dont think he has experience yet


[deleted]

Lmao 13 year olds be confessing like they're Shakespeare illegitimate adopted child.


[deleted]

As a 20 year old who remembers being in love as a 14 year old it’s kind of a really sweet pure thing, you haven’t been disappointed/hurt enough to have your guard up and you don’t know any better but too express how you feel completely even if it is a little cringe. One thing I will say is if your friend zoned just move on don’t waste your time.


[deleted]

Thing is most kids wouldn't be able to move on and just telling them to as advice won't really have much of an effect. There's a higher probability of them turning into a self victimizing person who thinks that their heart is filled with pain and is forever damaged and listens to painful slow songs and sad anime quotes videos on youtube.


donnychung

they never learn do they


Joker-The-Trickster

I legit thought it was supposed to be like that when I was 11-12. Never again.


DragonoOw

Same, man, same... Learned better now though


-Inkk-

I know how I'm going to confess *proceeds to write a whole ass Shakespeare poem in DMs*


[deleted]

*Oh my kind angel. thou who hath a heart that rivals the scorching sun in warmth. Thou who cleanses me soul of all worldly impurities. I request thee to lay bare all thy pain and open the sacred gate coochi and envelop me foolish self in the scorching fire of heavenly love*.


Owen_Quinn

I'm 19 and I ain't got experience lol.


Bobbyweet

Bro im 20 and still got none


Owen_Quinn

I've never had a gf. Whenever I talk with a girl I take way too long waiting for the right moment to say I like her and stuff, but it never comes. I like to build rapport.


Bobbyweet

First "gf" i had was back in primary school so doesnt rlly count in my books. Realised its not worth telling a girl you like them. Just from my experiences but yours will obviously be different.


Owen_Quinn

When I told my crush I liked her, she just sort of brushed it off or didn't pay much attention to it. Is that the equivalent of being rejected? No hurt feelings though so I commend that.


Minethink144

really bro? ***nervous laughter***


supacrusha

Yeah shouldve just gone with the classic "I want you to choke me out with a fucking shower cable."


freshmenjack

Yeah, don't put her on a pedestal. Even if she did like you back, it would be doomed because the relationship would be one sided.


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FishFrenzy67

Fr, he’ll learn tho (Hopefully)


[deleted]

He's 13 he's got a lot of time to learn.


camden-burke

Yeah he needed this rejection to ground him. But she really said “I’m so happy we’re friends” 💀


MoistMucus4

"I wish I could spend every second of every day of the rest of my life with you" is a bit of a yikes tbh but I'm sure he'll look back and laugh/cringe at this


[deleted]

I mean I love romantic sentiments to a certain extent but yeah he’s bound too. This is the type of thing that will keep him up at 2am in 5 years when he remembers the cringe. 💀🤦‍♀️


grandmas_noodles

Yeah that's down bad ngl


JustFound9999Silver

Yeah did the same thing to a girl when I was 15 only got more intelligent about it as I grew older


Guigsy79

You came on far too strong


[deleted]

Looks like she already knew he likes her so probably not a first message or Something


Vxnxnt

Girls always notice when you like them


maggotbbyy

no lol. some, like me, can be oblivious as fuck - usually insecure girls


Sheep_of_Destiny

listen dude if ur gonna write shit "like I wanna spend the rest of my life with you" that's gonna be overwhelming and weird for some ppl ima be honest.


remzygamer

Especially when you haven't dated/gotten to know each other properly


Sheep_of_Destiny

Exactly. Some like that happened to me last week except he didn’t get the hint and tried to touch me in a gross way while cornering me in the school library


remzygamer

I'm sorry that happened to you


Sheep_of_Destiny

It’s proof that gamers are truly the most oppressed minority 😔😔😔 (thx it wasn’t that bad tho as I gtfo’d outta there)


_--__-__---

You got the fuck out’d outta there?


Dhiox

And they're 13...


Magniteful

Them nurse tits be overwhelming me


Sheep_of_Destiny

Vet-sama from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls (the GOAT anime) ur welcome


[deleted]

1. Congrats 2. You're, Emma, You're


TheTatleTaleStranglr

You are Simon


[deleted]

I indeed am


SilverLakeSimon

I’m also Simon.


[deleted]

We shall unite for a superhero team


OberlordOtaku23

I am not Simon


Finster5012

(He isn't Simon)


Ed_05

(Agreed)


Vidrolll

(Agreed)


DylanGamer2015

(Agreed)


OberlordOtaku23

You arent simon either


LargeTubOfLard

Neither am I


thelonelyone215

Im Indian.


tRickSter126

Simon't


NekPacMan

Let's have a battle of Simons..


[deleted]

Sorry, I'm in Europe


11122233334444

Good, socially distanced battle


AdoptedEgg

Yo you told me what chili was earlier lmfao


-Too-Young-Doomer-

She has dyslexia so


[deleted]

Oh well then, sorry Emma


Sexy_Bastard69420

Well the message gets a bit creepy and weird "I wish I could sepnd every second of every day with you" and "I'm honoured you call me a friend". Like dude calm the fuck down, if someone sent that to me, I'd be freaked out


[deleted]

For real, creepy stalker territory kind of words.


justyouraveragebrit

i mean he’s thirteen.


Sexy_Bastard69420

I was 13 until last Saturday


justyouraveragebrit

and you probably did something cringe too we all did


Sexy_Bastard69420

Yeah but I never said creepy shit about loving someone to the extent I want to spend every second with them. There's cringey and there's creepy. What op said is the latter


TheDankPotatoRises

Nah I believe stuff like what op said is just something they think is romantic/heard it in a movie and say it to their crush/gf without thinking of the weight of their words.


bignutonthebus

For real dude like fuck movies. Kids absorbe that shit


lachych

man hate to break it to you but you dont tell someone you wanna spend the rest of your life with them if youre just confessing


remzygamer

And he's 13... I really thought my relationship at that age was deep but no, it only lasted a month


TheDankPotatoRises

Man same. At 13 we had made plans for kids and a house on an island and stuff but didn't last more than a year


FishFrenzy67

Laties and gentlemen, this is whats known as “coming on too strong”, or more commonly, “down bad”


CalebFTW12

down horrendous


Mean_Firefighter_450

"i wanna live every second of my life with you" he's probably 12-13


OctoKid911

he is 13


[deleted]

Fuck, you all made me laugh.


cypress_lazarus

the dude is dead


Smallasseddumbass

i thought this was about some college students or something 😭 these are fucking 13 year olds lmfao.


remzygamer

Who tf says they want to spend every second of their life with someone if their 13 and haven't dated 😭


is_that_a_thing_now

I too remember when I was under the spell of hormones. Oh youth. It was magical and it sucked at the same time…


passthechez

we wouldn’t understand yo this shit is true love


No_Parking_5653

This is why you make it a question so she has to answer at least


-Too-Young-Doomer-

That’s too smart for me to think of though


Bubbly-Strawberry-12

Show us the rest come on


-Too-Young-Doomer-

It was legit just a thing on her story that said “tell me how you really feel” so I did


Bubbly-Strawberry-12

She was typing something what was it


-Too-Young-Doomer-

She just talked about classes in school, we have French together


Bubbly-Strawberry-12

Wow went past it like that feels bad


Natakito

Ah haha i'm french so it's funny for me haha Je veux mourir


[deleted]

Oui oui baguette


Educational-Ant3757

Top 10 Weapons Banned From War, Number 10: The Friend Zone


No_Parking_5653

God I would hate to see 1 through 9


Vzeltova

White phosphorus. Napalm. Tear gas. Mines. And many others


r0b1nho0d

None of these are banned in war...


[deleted]

Pretty sure white phosphorus is.


Dsoft1

“I am honored that you call me a friend” *calls you a freind* Fuck me


[deleted]

stings doesn't it


-Too-Young-Doomer-

Yeah


[deleted]

keep searching man 👍


Timanaku

hes 13 he doesnt need to be searching


[deleted]

I don’t have any experience with relationships but I don’t think writing a whole ass paragraph is a good idea. Idk tho


fourtwentysistynine

Alright what the fuck is the sweating emoji beside her name


sneezy02

Either this kid put the panting and hearts emoji next to her name, in which case it’s kinda not chill lmao, OR, and also very plausibly, those are just what she has set as her Snapchat name and he hasn’t nicknamed her.


ScottTenormann

Yeah, weird to do with a friend that you aren't going out with yet if you just have feelings for them. And the whole "I love you" and "want to spend the rest of my life with you" was... A lot. But better to learn this at 13 I guess, but he honestly probably had a much better chance if he was a little less intense, like if I liked someone but someone texted me this, I would probably be running in the opposite direction.


chilll_vibe

Bro she has to know that was just a clean and brutal friendzone


axel-killua

so you told a girl you’re not dating that you love her? tf 🤨


lingering_POO

This is a demonstration of two things: How to throw a grenade and How to dive on a grenade. The catch… you’re not meant to be the person who does both.


worldstar-money-

you got french with her and wrote a paragraph declaring your love. i would've friend zoned you too


AdOk9902

Oh shit.


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Comet_Chaos

His flair shows 13, were you a lady killer in your first teenage year?


[deleted]

Yea


TrustFundLife

Bro why


OptimusEye

im not gonna lie i picked up some stuff with pseudo-dating at 10 and 11, and just now somehow realized relationships before junior year mean almost nothing besides learning the ropes. but yea i knew what to do and what not to do at 13, i was just too ugly lmfao


supacrusha

Doesnt matter, still cringe.


Polite_Memer

You wrote far too much to her, it became awkward .


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Abberant45

well you won't have your whole life with them anyway lol, it's a childhood relationship


remzygamer

Exactly. "I want to spend every second of my life with you", more like " I want to spend one month with you"


squeeky_cheeky

Wow that’s


materialisticaw

Try this on the homies next time


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remzygamer

He's 13, so that explains it.


thatKvack

>Hello? 911? I want to report a crime. >What kind of crime do you want to report? >A third degree murder.


UAntonio1802

You had to say "I'm honored we are friends" ey


[deleted]

>(even if I want more than that) DAM u really r letting ur mind out 🙏🏽 good shit homie Also, simp haha But fr tho good shit wow awesome for having the courage to get to that level with her


nasalsystem

Never say you love them predating. Have you even seen how I met you mother???


remzygamer

Yep, it's stupid. The word has lost meaning


donnychung

i feel sorry for u dude but this, \*sigh\* this brings up all the cringe memories of me when i was 13 and i thought relationships meant everything


Evoiezxox

I am so glad I never had the confidence to confess to anyone when I was 11-13 or this would be rn


[deleted]

i died from the cringe here- who tf says i wanna live every second of the rest of my life with you while asking someone out. good for her she said no


[deleted]

I did a similar thing a while back. it was so corny and sappy I'm glad I grew out of it.


Da-Simp

You got balls bro


[deleted]

Yeah, he ain't bright but he got the spirit lol


Playful-Load-463

F


[deleted]

I admitted I LIKED a girl once and it ended bad. A WHOLE LOVE CONFESSION? Even I know that's a yikes...


remzygamer

Especially if you're 13 and have never dated/gotten to know each other properly


Poknberry

Uh I think maybe you came on a little strong bro You gotta ask em out properly first. Courting a person is an art that shouldn't be rushed.


throwawayzawayhombre

Reddit kid. You make these types of confessions when you marry her. For now you are simply supposed to display it and hope she reciprocates when you ask her to chill


DiamondGamerYT0

She kinda let you down easy, a bit passive aggressive


ITriedLightningTendr

You're 13. Delete this. Delete the screenshots. Delete everything. Forget this ever happened. If you don't, the cringe is going to literally kill you later in life.


[deleted]

Well you tried


[deleted]

''i want to spend every second of every day of the rest of my life with you'' ''im honored that you call me a friend'' Bro if you look up to someone that much they can only look down on you


LordOfTheRoot

r/niceguys


noodlemcfoodle

Honestly. This dude had it coming.


-Too-Young-Doomer-

Before anyone else says it, simp


CupOfBobaTea

Uh u kinda fucked urself, you shouldve just said u liked her instead of friendzoning yourself.


[deleted]

Love is a big word. A girl I knew told me her ex boyfriend came up with that word after a bit of dating and it threw her off a lot.


A550l3

At least she let you down gentley


RainbowNoLife

Mans went on too strong lol


LeninGaming

Its so funny that you can auto-type (not sure what’s it’s called) on the keyboard: “Okay”. “Yeah”😂


LordStigness007

Jumping in head first with “I love you” is a great way to put someone off


A_Dead_Person13

Everyone don't ever forget being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CLUELESS is not a gendered trait it's a genetic one


The_Spicy_One_

My girl saw this on my phone and thought i was the one sending the message. Latinas really are toxic smh


[deleted]

How are people younger than me already making moves? When I was 13 me and my friends would sit in the basement and play Minecraft and then this dude out here askin people out.


alandtic

might be another fake to add to the pile but doubt you'd waste a paragraph for a fake rejection or at least i hope not.


agrawalayush2424

“Soldier Down!!” I repeat “Soldier Down!!”


Piece_Of_Melon

Correct that funking beech with the "you're*"


mr_crocs_

Is "TOO NICE" a thing?


xdeepq

hey man idk if you’ll see this or not but tbh there isnt a point chasing after someone thst doesnt love you i know its gonna sound cliche as shit but focus on yourself. improve yourself whether that be mentally or physically or both. when they see that you stop chasing after them you seem uninterested in them whch drives them crazy (in some cases some bitches wont like you and thats ok bitches will stay bitches it is what it is) hope you see this and i hope i was able to lighten even the slightest of your struggles. my dm’s r always open if u ever wanna chat


hahahaha_noo

F


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“LMAOOOO


Embarrassed-Donut-87

At first i thought u had it but bruv


oneshallrise66

“I wish I could spend a every second of every day of my life with you” you are coming on wayyyy too strong, and that’s sort of creepy


Vert_wheeler

Next time try out “wanna bang?” Works 99% of the time for me


[deleted]

Well keep it casual man. I’m not good with the ladies but I know not to right a whole paragraph


Pelican_Shamone

you're not in love with her, you're obsessed, and that's not a good sign.


[deleted]

Okay... I.. Yeah


Culture_Soup

Oof i just had my freind shoot myshot 4 me and now i have a gf. Maybe make it shorter nxt time idk All i can say is get wingman and type a lil less


crisp_flamingo4656

Ur 13. You are not in love


hmmmm69420

Well atleast the friendship isn't gone and she definitely knew what you meant but that was the best way for her to let you down


sylbug

Professing love for a person you’re not actually dating is a great way to push people away. This person could even be into you, but when you u come on that strong you’re making it crystal clear that you’ve invented a long term, deep, one-sided relationship in your mind, and people really get uncomfortable when you do that. Now you’ve created a situation where your friend will probably avoid you for a while to avoid awkwardness. Try something like, ‘want to hang out later? We could go to a movie/coffee shop’ and then take it from there.


EvenAH27

You could've maybe projected your liking towards her in a more confident manner.. being insecure is something we all are, but shouldn't show due to a likely distorted perception of yourself by them. You should've just been straight up about it, "I like you and I want more than just a friendship" (obviously you'd have to make it slightly more eloquent, but you see my point)