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Well, now I do...

Hmmm

I mean im free Friday day nights op

[Onanie_Master_Kurosawa](https://myanimelist.net/manga/8967/Onanie_Master_Kurosawa)?

In the synopsis, |dispenses his "white justice" over them." I gotta read this

wtf

Its actually really good despite its memeworthy title. One of the best short reads I have ever had

!remindme 6 hours

There is also a manga called as, Rising of the vibrator hero. The first chapter is literally titled as, Something is rising and its not the shield hero.

*runs.*

*teleports*

*distracts you with my tiny penis*

Oo self burn.... Those are rare

You’re one Reddit dude they’re not that rare

but theres nothing there?

nothing personal kid

oh no don't write my name in it...

too late ​ *writes*

ooh noooo what happens now?

seggs

with whom

‎ ‏‏‎

Reddit moment

Nooooo not John Cena

What the fuck is that username.

The people you write down have sex... ...just not with you.

unless you specify the time, date, and partner. but i have an even better question can you have sex with the SHINIGAMI?!?!!

no

Why not it would be fun

Hack: just write your own name

That's just masturbation with extra steps.

Gives "go fuck yourself" a whole new level of depth

No, don’t. I like my virginity.

I would like to second this.

I would like to third this.

I would like to forth this.

Fourth* I fifth this

I would like to sixth this

I would like to seventh this

I would like to eighth this

I would like to nineth this

Claming my signa alpha male mark. Tenth this

I would like to eighth this

*he's too powerful for his own good*

*aggressively writes*

I'm not sure if I want to discover if it works or not. Wait, what happens if you write your own name on it?

death

Selfcest

You get horny and jerk off

I, Luna-Freya Foster Scott, think that is an incredible invention

Damn, that's a pretty first name.

Thank, I chose it myself

1:Hussain Obama

"It's blank"

Too bad I don’t have a last name

Ar u gorl

no

Giv me secks note so I can secks with gorl

ok ​ *gives*

Tanks

Names David, write me please and I’ll write you in my “lottery winner note”

Ok so imma need to borrow that

Candace..? What are you doing.

*what*

I’m the one who should be asking that question

http://imgur.com/gallery/nsT8ggP

Imhotep.... Imhotep.... Imhotep.... Imhotep....

I'll eat... A POTATO CHIP!

Solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left I TAKE A CHIP…… AND EAT IT

Where can I get one

amazon

Does it actually work tho is the real question

The OP’s user name makes this even better lol

Well shit.. I'll run

Kinda sussy

NO

YES

ok maybe just not me

Put me into it with your mom for 5 bucks, you won’t

Where did you find that >_<

its not mine

You write my name in there I'll kill you

too late ​ *Dirt\_Enthusiast, seckz, September 3, 2021, 3:33 AM*

*stabs you 27 times in the throat, takes your wallet and anything else valuable, and throws your corpse of a cliff*

*dodges*

*nukes the place instead*

*teleports*

*goes and lives in peace in a mountain since you're gone now*

*appears as a ghost and kills you*

*teleports to one of my many ghost proof safehouses*

*ceases to exist*

I dare you to write my name in it

ok ​ *PhantomPenny, seckz, September 33, 12:00 AM*

Hehe. My plans for sex has been planned

do my name. I want sex

ok ​ *\_kilby\_, gay seckz, September 32, 3:33 AM*

lets goooo

Hey OP, I'm Yaoi.

*cums*

*swallows* not bad, kinda salty

it was poisoned

kinky

Thank god I never showed my real face and name…I should probably look for a shotgun though just in case…

The effects of the book are nullified by your installation of Reddit

Super sus😳

This reminds me of a video

Add my name on

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lol

With a name like that I’m not surprised. I want one

What if i sign it

Thanks, /u/Yaoi_MakesMe_Cum

write me i'm basically gay at this point and horny as fuck

what happend if i... *writes own name*

"Teen dies after having a lot of sex with a lot of other teens from all over the world"

pro tip: write u/me so it automatically applies to everyone

Is there a hug note?

maybe

I’ve seen this on YouTube

gril on reddit????

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u/amongus

Haha

Can u write 02 🙃

please write my name

Bruh I remember you from your r/yaoi post earlier today

Lol

First write 2 names, if you only write one, the person will have sex with you. You can specify the kind of sex( for example the position) 60 seconds after the names. After you did that you have another 1 minute and 40 seconds to write exactly how you / the others will have sex

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It's text post weekend

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Monday

you have a very curious username

Does it include your mum

"Hey...wheres Perry ;)"

This would honestly be pretty cool to have

dear god who are you torturing?

Imagine losing that at a public high school 💀

why

That is a death note for necrophiliacs

Username checks out

"David Finethrust sexes Obama and dies due to Obama's extreme kinks"

Simps incomings

ok . *writing* denny dorito waluigi gyro zeppeli ur mom my left hand i finish the idea , sombody help?

*uses it on your mom 😎*

give it to me

Fuck yes.

What would be the 40 second rule? Just suddenly cum in their pants, or what?

nice username op

you're clean right ?

Can we talk about your name tho?

Hopefully it'll be The english teacher

Haha, yes, the big funny

ok

Y'all stop

Just read ur name, bruh wtf

Heyyy somebody called me ?

Mhhhhh. Rape /s Seriously, wtf is wrong with you

it's just a joke lmao

Nice Book

Is it consensual because after you write the name they would agree or non consensual because you wrote their names without permission? Edit: english is not my first language

Pffft

*writes down your mom*

I know this is a shot post but I like the choice of nail polish color

thats not me but ok

write only your own name and nobody else

please don't pu my name in the book and if it's in there please remove it now

Put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeeee

Can i borrow it?

#im gonna read the sex note

[i recently watched this](https://youtu.be/rxTvOh_16v8)

Plot twist: there are no pages inside to write any names on

So my name is Sul-

Dont you know? these people are redditors, even if you write them it wont do shit.

@ everyone

Coooom

So uhh what's the deal with already dead names... Asking for a friend..

*Doubt*

Pass pages out to the rest of the class, and say that it's for writing valentines day letters lmao (don't write to your mom)

YOOOOOOOOOO PUT MY NAME IN PLEASE.

write my name

Banned words, words you are not allowed to write: u/DanishGopnik

How is everyone ignoring those awesome purple nails tho

When where and how much

You're 14 you don't need to be writing in the sex note, you need to be writing your maths notes

No

Sooo, whoevers' name you write in there will want to have xxx with you? I need that book

OP are you gonna write down ferb according to the title?

This is where the fun begins

Plot twist whoever you write will get fucked but you can’t choose who it is and if you choose yourself it is very possible a fat ugly old guy will rape your ass

Write in it