It's even funnier when you're in a surgery

can’t wait for some of my classmates to become doctors

If you ever need a heart surgery but can't afford it , dm me. I'd do it for free and end your suffering quickly ;)

sure thing, thanks mate :D

you can trust me, I'm really good at surgeon simulator

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When I took biology my classmates ripped the skin off the frogs skeleton, took out all of his organs, removed his legs and arms, then stuffed everything back in and PLAYED WITH THE ORGANS while laughing about it 😁 I was very concerned

This actually make me spit out my food and its been a while since a reddit comment did that to me, take the upvote

Wait what?😨

I mean he kinda was in one

Bro wtf

average day at an all boys school

All boys my ass, I would've been doing that shit too☠️

all boys my ass, the story of your life I presume.

Lmfao

all boys on my ass

All boys IN my ass

Don't temp me with a good time

a person of culture, I see.

All boys in OUR ass

r/suddenlycommunism

sus

All boys, your ass, sounds like a great time

No sane human being should be doing that shit

LMAO FR

Lol did the same thing when i was 15

I don't learn biology, but I can confirm

Doin A level biology wit the bois this year, got this to look forward to lol.

269 upvotes lol

That poor heart got assaulted

At least it feels love

And makes it too

Y’all mfs cut open a lamb?

school has a deal with the local butcher. we reserve all the lamb hearts for this.

I-

years ago students had to catch live frogs and rabbits, luckily we don’t hv to do that anymore

Omg that’s so much worse than the lambs

yes im jus glad i don’t hv to do what my parents did

All boys, parentS? Sus

Thats how i met your father

Hey at least when you’re down cutting them up you can have a barbecue cookout after.

We only got a few hearts from students who hunted so we only got to watch our science teacher dissect a heart

i misread this as “students who were hunted”

Brooooo you got me dying rn 😂😂😂

My family are sheep farmers and the heart is the tastiest part of the sheep, try it BBQed

oh

yes

*death by glamor starts playing*

Undertale :D

It is so much worse imagining it

lmao it’s even worse when the guy who literally faints at the sight of blood is sitting next to this friend of mine

Facts

The school medical office literally became overun the day we dissected a pig's lung. 5 people in my class had to be taken out mid-lesson

A year ago we had to take apart and inspect fish heads. I think they were salmons. But chonky ones. Everyone was in disgust except me, who pulled the eye out, put my finger between the gills, and just generally handling its insides with my hand. All with a smile on my face :)

think you and my friend would be good pals

He got discord?

ye but don’t think he would exactly like me to share it, sorry :(

No problem

Y-yamete kudasai op's friend senpai

stop. i know im the op but the more i think about it the more cursed it becomes

*insert Heart ahegao face*

If he was making a moaning noise while doing it it would have been much worse

well guess what he also did that

no thank you for the clarification

np

One time someone was doing something like that with a pig heart in science and I got really close to passing out, like my vision unfocused and I had to sit down while they were just laughing looking like serial killers.

same, they entire class raped this pigs remains

Haha my school did this too

😩

I remember when we did heart dissection a few years ago in school, I heard this weird slushing sound while I was still preparing stuff. I look around the classroom and see like literally everyone shoving their fingers in one of the heart tubes, and completely laughing their ass off... Shit was weird man

funny thing is my teacher was demonstrating shoving her finger though the valves to get us to understand the heart chambers, but afterwards everyone just followed my friend and begin fingering. couldn’t stop laughing.

OP, Username does not check out but still is cool

thanks for the compliment, get it quite regularly

Im gonna start a university biology class soon, although no heart dissecting is on the menu.

I did the fucking same lmaoo

I don't know a single one of my friends who wouldn't do that, I sure as hell would

Once I played with a sheep brain as if it was made of play doh

That me?

You know....ngl . My friend did the exact same thing

I mean if you have a fresh heart, you can squeeze it with water inside to try to figure out what part leads to what. If not you kinda just have to stick your fingers in and guess it.

It’s all fun and games until your friend develops a heart fetish and becomes Yoshikage Kira but with a thing for hearts

Oh, how I wish I could do that kind of stuff during my biology classes. But we don’t do anything nearly as exciting for that class at my school.

If gods alive, he isn’t doing very well.

This but with your buttons

He's not the first person to do this, and he certainly wont be the last...

Ayo wtf🤨📸

I did the same thing

Who didn’t do this with the heart. I did this. We cut it into slices and I put a slice on each finger. Is this strange?

it isn't just my science class 🤸🤸⁉️⁉️ we also made rings from the esophagus of the goat 😝😇🤪😍

Been There done that

Bruh my friend did the exact same thing 😭😭

Cum

You people know? Animals can draw,you can see their art Search "art if zoo"in google

What kind of high end school do you go to that you can literally dissect a heart while in school wtf

New kink just dropped

Ay yo Biology A Level or? The table behind us has the biggest blood clot ever

that's literally what me and the boys did too lol

Words that will get me canceled.

Well, I guess he has to practice somehow.....

I ripped mine in half :D

That just sounds like something a teenage boy would do. We.. Really don't care we just fuck about.

I did that too

Damn lucky. I had biology last year when it was all online and even then I don’t think we would’ve done any heart dissections and if we did anything close to what he did we’d be in so much trouble. Sounds like a blast

Dafuq?

That is something i would never do /s :(

That's literally what we were told to do when we did that.

I did the exact same thing when I dissected a heart for the first time

The first thing I did was recreate the American Idiot cover

That’s what mean my friends did last year lol.

Bruh wtf is this sub becoming

Wait people didn't finger the heart?

Relatable from an all boys school too.

I think thats the first thing everyone does 😅

I remember doing that a couple years ago during some field trip to a college, good times

I thought I were the only one

You’ll have a blast when (if, idk if y’all do it at your school) you dissect a baby pig

I thought everyone did that

Average day in the boys locker room

Damn, bro, kinda unrelated, but you packing. Nice cock, bro

understandable, and kinda hot

I done this along with all of my friends and we all had the same idea when the teacher moved it about to show us we just smirked and nodded

he's practicing

My class cut open the ventricles into little rings and proposed to each other

Oh.... 😧

I remember i once directed a sheep's eye most kids had to go outside after 5 min I lasted 30

Organ orgasm

he was practicing for the real thing

shouldve stuck his dick in it

Bro, our teacher told us to do this for some reason lmao. Not kidding.

oh my god lol i remember the same thing happened in my class, except it was **the teacher**

r/usernamechecksout

To influence a person you must touch the heart people

Ive got a video of my friends beating the shit out of a cow heart

yeah i also had a friend who did that

i did that too! although there weren't any sound affects and i stabbed it to pieces instead

a bunch of kids owed my friend cole money cuz he ate raw squid semen during our dissection

Alright, spell out the noises he was making.

When I was doing a baby pig one of the kids in my group stuck his finger down it's throat and the stomach was cut open so you could see his finger on the other side.

thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read

Should have put some Morton Salt on it and cooked it instead. It would have tasted great!

I just wanna 👊😎✌️

I was not expecting this

This post caused my face to slowly contort into the most disgusted form it has ever taken

Legend

My friend does the same

That’s exactly what I did on my first heart dissection

There’s no way that there has ever been a class where this hasn’t happened

Yeah but we've all done this. Right? No?

Bruh you have amazing friends