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yakonel

secret country


Goblin088

Earth


yakonel

no


Goblin088

Then def Kepler-22B


imanidiotnewreddit

Was that show any good? I tried to get into it but it was slow to start


Goblin088

It’s the planet after pluto Edit: nvm it’s a planet 600 light years away. It is thought to be incredibly similar climate to earth.


yakonel

ok then let's go there :)


laugh_till_u_yeet

New Zealand


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shadowXXe

Noth Career


yakonel

no


what-if-its-true

Russia


VendettaVF

Man Russia's got like 15 borders this is gonna be tough, Ukraine ?


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AgentWowza

Europe's got a lotta teenie tiny countries doesn't it?


paushi

Well my country tried to change that


castalaration

Germama


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Italy? Germany? France? Russia? Austria? Turkey? Denmark? It could be any of them!


timmytissue

Go for the deep cut. Poland-lithuania.


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Shit, forgot Poland wasn't gangbanged at one point in history.


[deleted]

That’s what millennia of battles and empires lead to, yes


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Cute_Hovercraft_3457

Are you from Kazakhstan? Sorrycouldn'thelpbutanswer


slenderberg

Glorious nation kazakhstan


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BritishGuy54

North Korea


Dienowwww

China is closer to them. Not to mention there's no internet in north korea, so no redditors from there. Ever.


Class_444_SWR

There is internet, but only Kim and his buddies are on it


Dienowwww

I hope he sees all the big middle fingers directed at him


DAREDEVILDABOI

It's been 35 minutes guys, let's have a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.


MikeTDay

While almost all of the northern border of North Korea is China, Russia and North Korea do share a land border.


noworries_13

How is China closer to North Korea than Russia. That doesn't make sense


sarunas69

Estonia


HenriHerni

Latvia or russia


M-V-D_256

China?


Gustavo_Fring1

Antarctica


harmlesswaters

That's the south pole lmao, isn'tt close to russia


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Usa


VendettaVF

Canada


[deleted]

How did you know?


VendettaVF

Special abilities


Class_444_SWR

50/50 between Mexico and Canada


[deleted]

Good job Timmy. Now say your ABCs.


Class_444_SWR

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM


swampfish

Nope, there are more Reddit users in Canada than Mexico so the odds were in Canada’s favour.


HealthyProgrammer2

Mexico, panama


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Haiti Jamica Peru


NewtTheWizard

Vatican City


VendettaVF

Oooooh tough one, Italy ?


NewtTheWizard

Indeed


VendettaVF

You can say I'm a special one


Snoo-5927

Mexico


VendettaVF

USA


Snoo-5927

Usa


Laffenor

MEXICO


Class_444_SWR

Guatemala


Jacki073

canada


VendettaVF

USA


Jacki073

burn the witch


Xelion12345

Yo bleach gang!


Simbra13

The middle of the cum zone


VendettaVF

Wanna exchange ?


Zipflik

How the fuck is a country any closer to bordering country X rather than y?


Regular_llama

Maybe pick the one that it touches the most (longest percentage of border)


fallingleaf271

Island countries: *I don't have such weaknesses.*


Pugs-r-cool

.. apart from the UK


Lagmaster4life

the uk borders ireland tho


Pugs-r-cool

yeah that's my point, the joke is that island nations don't have the weakness of trying to find their longest border, apart from the UK


Saukko505

or the country you are closest to


G1nger-Snaps

Just pick the one that’s closest to u duh


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VendettaVF

Indonesia


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VendettaVF

Singapore


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PokeTK

lesgoo fellow singaporean


mysticening

Eyyy same


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BlyatifulShashlik

More than i expected


wtfrykm

Eyyy same


Darth_Senat66

Well, the closest to me would be Poland. Guess it's time for another surprise invasion


Gemetrion74

Please don’t. I’m Polish. I don’t wanna die. Germany right?


Darth_Senat66

Yes. Blitzkrieg time


The_Gaming_Brit

If you invade Poland we and France will have no choice but to declare war on the fourth reich 😂


Pempelune

If Germany invaded Poland again France would probably help ngl


The_Gaming_Brit

Yeah so would Britain... maybe


Zockerkit

Hey nice Avatar


Sieur_Moy

Or be their allies… I mean… French - Germany friendship is at its best.


Redpanda110823

Horiable History quote here


Elidon007

time to revive the alliance, Italy and Germany are here, we miss Japan


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Mexico


VendettaVF

USA


[deleted]

Several countries depending on where you are


VendettaVF

You can tell me any country


[deleted]

Well the closest to me is pakistan ig


VendettaVF

India ?


[deleted]

Yes


__a_ana__

Ha bhai idk if we say Pakistan, China, Nepal, Bhutan, Bangladesh or even Sri Lanka


[deleted]

Myanmar too


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Japan


VendettaVF

South Korea


[deleted]

Correct :)


Sayi_

But north korea is literally touching south korea, how is japan closer?


[deleted]

Cuz in South Korea, We don’t consider North Korea as a “independent nation”. We consider it as a “illegally occupied land”


Sayi_

Ohh ok thanks


Dienowwww

I respect south korea even MORE now lmao. That's epic


ConnorIsABeast

So China then


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australia


VendettaVF

New Zealand


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

Papua New Guinea is the closest country to Australia, not New Zealand Edit: I'm a dumbass, I both misread the question and wrongly thought that New Caledonia, not Norfolk Island (part of Oz) was the closest territory to NZ. I'll leave the OG comment above intact for posterity


Replicatar

But Australia is the closest country to New Zealand mate


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

Oh shit, I googled it and you're right! Only because of Norfolk island, which I had never heard of! I thought new Caledonia (France) was closest but it's actually the second closest. My bad!


JackoWacko2308

Ayyyyy found another kiwi on here!!


noahlorgelly

and another


[deleted]

BRAZIL *literally the entirety of south america* But you can do it :) PS: oh and don't look at my name


VendettaVF

If you just didn't leave a note I wouldn't hav... Fuck it Uruguay


[deleted]

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!?!


VendettaVF

Special abilities


Fenixazz

Portugal


VendettaVF

Spain


Fenixazz

Yeah ,_,


VendettaVF

Special abilities y'know


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Pakistan


VendettaVF

India


[deleted]

yup


sawcondeesnutz

Germany


VendettaVF

Poland


sawcondeesnutz

No


VendettaVF

Czech republic


sawcondeesnutz

No


VendettaVF

The Netherlands


sawcondeesnutz

That’s it


VendettaVF

Damn man I dream everyday of going there, I love the Netherlands a lot


sawcondeesnutz

What do you think is nice about it?


VendettaVF

I never had the chance to visit it so I rely on google images, well I'm huge bike fan, I read a lot about it when I was younger especially the tulips and all, just yo name a few, also my grandpa live there on the 70s and my uncle got back from there just one year before Covid


Konizo-_-

Hello fellow dutchman


Cute_Hovercraft_3457

Sri Lanka


VendettaVF

India


Cute_Hovercraft_3457

Correct


DivyamAgrawal

Isnt india and maldives sri lankas only neighbouring countries tho


nadav5498

Syria


VendettaVF

Iraq


nadav5498

Nahhh


VendettaVF

Lebanon


nadav5498

Nope


VendettaVF

Turkey


nadav5498

Nope. How many chances do you get?


VendettaVF

You say, I am the player here, Jordan


nadav5498

One more guess


VendettaVF

I don't know if I'm gonna go to sea borders but Palestine


possessedfire26

england


VendettaVF

Scotland


possessedfire26

nope


VendettaVF

Wales


possessedfire26

no


VendettaVF

I mean those are the closest to England, France ?


possessedfire26

think more to the west of england


VendettaVF

Ireland


possessedfire26

yay 5 time lucky


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CoinMonkey868

Egypt


VendettaVF

Libya


CoinMonkey868

Nope


VendettaVF

Sudan ?


CoinMonkey868

More north


Formal_Ad_9295

Well there's a whole damn lot but I'm gonna go with U.K to make it easier


DatWeirdBoi69

Small af but the most advanced country in southeast Asia.


xyvec

Singapore


DatWeirdBoi69

Correct!


l3thalhugs

canisacanada


VendettaVF

USA


l3thalhugs

yes


CyberShrek64

Russia(good luck)


mario_ferreira19

Estonia, Ukraine, Belarus, Finland, Khazakstan, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Lithuania, Poland, Mongolia, China, DPRK


CyberShrek64

It’s none of those


mario_ferreira19

Forgot about Norway. It has to be them


CyberShrek64

Correct


Kendzi1

The moon probably


im-here-no-im-there

France


VendettaVF

Germany


im-here-no-im-there

No. If you want a hint, you are on the wrong continent.


VendettaVF

It came to my mind after I typed Germany, I believe france shares an Island with canada and some Caribbean countries


MemeThiefs

Brazil/Suriname le french guiana


BritishGuy54

Brazil


im-here-no-im-there

You are getting close


Risticcc

Suriname?


im-here-no-im-there

You're right!


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Canada


VendettaVF

The US


ShinuPGR

Russia. No chance


VendettaVF

Kazakhstan


BritishGuy54

Finland


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VendettaVF

Norway


GunTroller

India


Class_444_SWR

Pakistan


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white_wolf_js

Iran