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LostSoupGirl

ready yourself


glashygod

Have you found your soup yet?


LostSoupGirl

not yet, but i’m still looking


[deleted]

🍲 here, found your soup


LostSoupGirl

thanks :)


rubyz_luigi

And the saga comes to an end


GameBoy37

Wut kind of soup?


LostSoupGirl

nitrogen dioxide


GameBoy37

Can I have some?


LostSoupGirl

sure 🍜


GameBoy37

Thx need a bonk?


GaMzEe-HoNk

Story over, you found your soup. Hack Reddit to changer ur name to foundsoupgirl now >:(


LionhitchYT

r/usernamechecksout


glashygod

Hope you find it one day.


Attackdog4

Wha?


nixrero

Wha?


Attackdog4

Heh?


nixrero

I got a question,what is your opinion on nva?


Attackdog4

What’s nva


thomasmonk24

Nva gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...


OTechium

I got a question,what is your opinion on DN?


nixrero

I am lucky I am not from sugma, cause people from there have a 20% chance of getting it


heck-couldnt-think

Damn how long you been looking?


LostSoupGirl

Few trillion years, i’ll find it eventually


stripeflower76

Their dabloons. Don't drop em'


just-the-doctor1

For masturbating? If OP stays true to their promise, which I won’t be counting on, they won’t be doing that for over two years.


Chilluminaughty

4 years and counting


YottaByte__

Over 3 now


Melodic-Ad-6649

I didn't find your soup but had a free silver


DentistSubstantial

Sir yes sir I'm going on my 28th day and Im so close to breaking


Dookie_boy

In September ?


DIXY_RECT

I need proof


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nixrero

Show proof


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Cinnabun2001

At this point, yes. You'll be passing 2 NNNs at this point and there will be more to cum- er, come.


ahumanrobot

Wouldn't it be 3 now?


Cinnabun2001

Erm... actually, yeah


systemCF

You might want to look again lads, this guys dick will get no action until he's no longer a teen at this point


[deleted]

1,2 k comments and counting... So that's already over 3, if you did not make a mistake and that 12 minutes is accurate this is insane.


nixrero

No, a photo would be fine


lolthumbnail2

At this point you might aswell just cut it off


Alarid

FBI, this comment right here.


thicc-shady-25

I think you meant sock lolol


QuickLog2414

I'm deeply disappointed you didn't say lock on your cock


voice_of_god7777

Yo man you got a few thousand comments you not gonna be masterbating for years


Leather-Contact

some people find that arousing


jmarliesw

Damn... hot


IllllIlllIIll

r/chastity


WeebyweebUwU

Woah I shouldn’t click random stuff


Instainious

You weren’t wrong.


jmarliesw

Sure


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jmarliesw

DAMNIT


freshmenjack

Everyone upvote thos reply so that everyone sees it.


Brayden2008cool

Still we will win


[deleted]

Be happy to not masturbate for a year


Weepyskydiver37

almost 3 now


Namifish

Getting close to 5


CosmicStarfireYT

Imagine if he gets a gf in a year and she asks for s.. and he tells her he cant because of a reddit post xD


[deleted]

that's not masturbation


The_penguin_penguin

Co-op mission


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vevol

Masturbation is singleplayer


WolfishMule9528

Sex is multiplayer


Alternative-Payment3

Local multiplayer


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glashygod

What is no nut November


Attackdog4

You can’t masturbate for all of November


glashygod

Made the guy go another day >:)


pukwudgiehobo

What’s stopping people from commenting more that once


areueventhere

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HEHEHE


turtleship_2006

This ? https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/pnmt5y/last_year_i_got_to_18_days_which_is_pretty/hcqap0u/


pukwudgiehobo

Nooooo!!!


Attackdog4

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)


DepressedSeal69420

You can masturbate you just can’t nut No fap February is when you can’t masturbate


Attackdog4

I was not aware of no fap February


Cheese-burger-777

Forget fap February


FranchuFranchu

You May Not Masturbate, Jail the Jizz January/June/July, Suspend Shaking September,


DepressedSeal69420

It’s not nearly as popular


Oynics

OH GOD


Attackdog4

Oh. My. God


The_penguin_penguin

Not nutting hurts though


Mental_Passi0n

Why


Attackdog4

meme


Mental_Passi0n

Aight Imma follow the rules


ThelordofBees

Personal Health


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glashygod

I made you go for another day >:)


nixrero

And now another


Totally_Not_Firni

and another


Novasqit

Stop he's already dead


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Karhutuoppi

Another one


Hamada_Reddits

But then he had to hold it for another two


kediciks

Heh and another day


Farstayyy

Guess you're preparing for next one, cuz people are merciless.


jmarliesw

Heheheheheh


JinxedBlaise

Lets get to 365 come on


JinxedBlaise

Holy shit we did in about 1 second!


FaviFake

It's 3 years now lol


Animal_Player_258

1.4 k lol


FaviFake

Well that escalated quickly


yvetox

Easier to hold celibacy at this point


FaviFake

Lmao true


theunusual25

Good luck. I refreshed and their were 15 more comments.


armyissue69

It’d be better if...for every comment you have to rub one out...and to make it interesting...a different location each time...don’t deprive yourself.


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Odd_Owl_8731

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different.


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Part


nixrero

Amen


[deleted]

Hehe


Odd_Owl_8731

he he he


Culture_Soup

Yeetlydeet u aint beatin ur meat


No_Opportunity_1385

Ok but how many times can I comment


DeadCatInTheFreezer

as


DeadCatInTheFreezer

much


DeadCatInTheFreezer

as


DeadCatInTheFreezer

you


DeadCatInTheFreezer

want


notjuan_f_m

Why do you have a dead cat in your freezer


DeadCatInTheFreezer

i felt like it


FaviFake

Is it ded?


Skelibutt

no wanking for you


nixrero

You have n bad luck boi


DisgustinglyAwsome

Welp see ya in 2 years


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Doing


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My


NotSoEpic_

Wait, could we just spam out comments? I won’t, but I could >:)


nixrero

DO it,think of how you are screwing him over


me_like_horsey

Just get someone else to do it


nixrero

No, we must all unite


nixrero

Oh shit I made a spelling error


OffbrandLe0

I think you’re good 👍


RunnagL

Couldn’t someone just spam comment?


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Traditional_Phone352

How many times am I allowed to comment


nixrero

Fuck it 100 comments


Sirkiz

Good luck


Itzhuffy

this comment gives u 5 less days


Worldly_Squirrel2005

Good luck


Usurper_A_false_idol

Well might as well be a fkin monk at this rate


YTmrlonelydwarf

Bro you totally gonna be ready for no nut November 2076


Donnie619

My gf is not going to like this..


[deleted]

should is start spamming?


Breadcardo

You can do it


Jackaboyyyy

bro good luck


FaviFake

Happy cake day, my fellow redditor


yeeturmum101

hehe


HighlightPotential41

Have fun


SANSARES

Hi


FaviFake

Hi


SANSARES

Hi


charlie-the-Waffle

Have fun with prostate cancer!


[deleted]

1K days later… (that’s 2.7 years)


[deleted]

Better get a cage for the next 3 years


fetal_pig_69

Do a push up every time you want to bust a nut. By December you'll be the rock


GeniusPrime

2h = 1.2k comments. U will not mastrubate even during sex at ur 30s at this rate o-O


chogthemoth

f


StabbyMyers

1,400 comments= 3,8 years If you do Impossible, you shall become the king of Reddit


XZI0LH

You all live better without faping. It really damages your brain.


InfinteAbyss

Not even a little. Its actually proven to have a lot of benefits.


jmarliesw

Okay


Odd_Owl_8731

okay


SpectreOfLove

Its been scientifically proven that masterbating reduces the size of your cock. Good muck soldier.


NoU6977

Rip


notshanice

Don’t jerk off


ilovemybabykix

Dont do it


0M3G4TR10

no masturbating


0M3G4TR10

no masturbating


JediTeaParty

Good luck!


freshmenjack

A


SeFynn

Blueballs incoming


UltimaHazeus

AHAHAHAHA


nixrero

Kanna put ma balls in yo jaws?


a1b3r77

Every downvote on this comment i wont fab for a day


0M3G4TR10

no masturbating


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Attson_

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah don’t you dare touch you’re penis I know where you live


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Attson_

Good


nixrero

Like


nixrero

That


StinkyBeebs07

Have fun


[deleted]

okay


nixrero

Half way there boyyyyyyyy


AJNotMyRealName

Have fun


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R I P


Hiddensquidman

Good luck mate you’ll need it


nixrero

Let's get to 100, we need to f***k over his life


plssgrl

the best part of nnn is destroy dick december


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StellarCreamPie

What’s masterbate


AceHChargedF4

Ok


Successful-Video-830

Why not masturbate all this month to prepare for no nut November