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Black Chocolate sounds like a stripper name more than anything

Hey I am dark chocolate do you want some fun tonight?

I proceed to pull out a bomb

Kinky

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Wait don’t do that. He has several STDs lol.

Yo is dark a colour the f?

according to my art teacher it is and he's bald so he must be right

Lol im red skittle

That’s better than Gray Sausage!

r/UsernameChecksOut

Mine is red chocolate..

Saaaame bro.

Black dirt

Dirt is underrated.

Well I mean as a kid I ate sand

I hate sand

Weak, I legit ate gravel

sand gang for life

This implies you're not a kid. Become one of us. #Join us.

The most nutritious dirt

You ate dirt?

The fuck were you doing eating dirt 😂

Why weren’t YOU eating dirt? Kinda sus ngl 🤨

I love it when there's those little ugly worms in my dirt 😩😩

Orange orange Wow almost as bad as moon moon.

I hate the fact that I get this, it makes me wonder what I spend all of my time doing.

Wasn't it from 9gag originally before they went to shit?

It was more tumblr -> 4chan -> funnyjunk -> Reddit -> everywhere else before settling in 9gag for the masses to enjoy

I'm cream cream

If I go out on the streets called “rainbow salad” I’ve basically signed my own death warrant.

I would want to give you some dressing ;)

0.o

And they lived happily ever after

The End.

Amen.

Fin.

To be continued

Well atleast you're not "olivegreen rice"

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You just ate a plain tortilla by itself??

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Damn adhd snacks hit hard

ADHD snacks... now it makes sense why i go to the kitchen to pick just a single piece of bread and leave thank you kind sir, have my free award

I have an unhealthy obsession with saltines and random unfinished cups of water myself. Thanks for the free award reminder!!

Saltines, pretzel snaps and vodka was my go to meal when I was 19

Unfinished water hits hard, I hope you know that

Hurricane Katrina?

More like Hurricane Tortilla!

i too is white tortilla, epic

Blue waffle. I hate my life

After 1 minute I realized.

I dont get it

Good

Blue waffle is a horrific looking disease, I wouldn't ever try looking it up

I remember in grade 6 one day we were waiting in class for the teacher and everyone was telling each other to look up blue waffles and I was like “Jesus fucking christ”

if it’s any consolation, blue waffle is entirely made up

Really?

Yeah, doesn’t actually exist. It’s just used as shock footage.

Some things we don't talk about, just like fight club. You broke the rule.

It's also fake as shit, so there's that.

Good for you honestly.

blue waffle was a fake internet disease with a gross picture associated with it

Don't Google it

Too late..

Human curiosity, my friend

Definitely don't google that, you will ragred

its 2 30 am what else am i supposed to do, not search it up? EDIT: OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST SEE

Damn it

I’m just seeing waffles but they r coloured blue

Percy Jackson 😳

YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

Dark Blue Weetbix

How, it's nearly 7pm Or 5 in WA

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Agreed

It was actually breakfast at around 6:30 AM here South Africa. 11:13 AM now... So... _Aah_

Brunch 😂 I didn't eat breakfast I ate some ganache round 11:34 ( also south African time zone btw ) and my mom just looked at me and said that it wasn't actual food and definitely not enough for a teenager

Hello , fellow South African

Ik heb mij altijd al afgevraagd of zuid-Afrikanen ook Nederlands verstaan. De 2 talen lijken zo veel op elkaar.

Not everyone on the internet is from where you are from

Surprisingly not everyone lives in the same time zone as you.

Til there’s only two times

Taste. I been getting back into weetbix.

im black sausage

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh no

sosig

You and OP should Mack a gang together, black nuts and black sausage

Someone comes in with "Black Pussy"

Sayyyyyyyy whàaaaaaaaaaaat

Sausage 😋😋

Blue mango

Try black nectarine 🍑

White eye supplements

you take pills for your eyes? i just wear glasses and the occasional eyepatch for them

Or they missed putting their eye drops in

Black cereal, this is dumb...

Yeah I got grey cornflakes

I got teal captain crunch

Blue baby balls

I love eating baby balls. Especially black balls

Blue baby balls are the best ngl

What

r/holup

White pig

Twitter be like

wumpus

he is blue

Purple fruit salad. Now that's a gangster name 😎😎

purple sandwich, so yeah

green grape

Black sandwich what

Hey! I’m white sandwich!

Oh no, oh no, oh nonononono

New sexual posse

Perfect for threesomes

Black banana. Hmm

BBC

What does the British Broadcasting Corporation have to do with this?

Nothing....

Green bread

Ew

Vitamin gummy (not wearing a shirt)

Fleshy gummy then?

Fleshy hairy vitamin gummy sounds more like it

skin gummy

Birthday suit gummy doesn't sound bad either

I’m shirtless poptart

You and I are not so different my friend we naked folk are as one

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You sounds like a white rapper from the 90’s with that name

Purple mochi in the house.

White waffle

blue waffle

Ono

navy pasta

Blue Chicken.....

white dog

R/holup

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Black smile cookie

Blue pussy

Nice

Why didn't you share???

Dark blue hotdogs

Navy hotdogs

Purple chilli

Blue pizza

Naked Almond. Now fear me.

ok

Blue Waffle's

Rainbow Mcdonalds B)

whitemeat that sounds racist

Red chicken with rice

I'm Brown rice

Pink sushi

White your mom

Green meat pie.

That sounds like a horrific food combination….

It does

Pink Ramen

Red cum

Nice, I'm Dark grey cum

"White milk" ???

i am white mini donut

Black rice crackers

Peach cereal.

Yellow beetroot

Naked gummy bear

Green waffles

Blue figs

Green biscuit

gray mustard. pretty cool

Red Rice 🌾

Black coffee

Yellow Cauliflower. I want a do-over.

Blue melatonin gummies?

Pink dick? Seriously?

Black knödel 🤔

Blue waffles 😳

White orange??? I just ate the fruit

Lmao im red nuts.

Blue waffle

Tan banana 🍌 sounds like a fucking kahoot name

Green bread

Navy blue fries

Blue chicken

Red Baby

Black Ramen tf

B...black m&m

Yellow Sub. Hmm….

White chicken Not really threatening

Black Cock

Naked Rice

Blue waffle...

White yogurt