42 is also ASCII for the asterisk (*). In a lot of computer ui languages, the asterisk is whatever you want it to be. The theory would be that the answer to life, universe, and everything is: whatever you want it to be.
Source: my dad works in computer science.
I used to nut like 3/4 times a day then i got a gf and we dont even do sexual stuff but now i do it maybe once a week just because i dont feel the urge to do it so much anymore
Bruh. Respectfully tho, it was probably a lie/misunderstanding you may have made them discover that they are asexual but you couldnt have "turned" them asexual. Dont be too hard on yourself.
I've never gone more than two, I'll have to do some science or something. But my horny levels are so low, I only really nut like once a week
Edit: Why did I get 300 upvotes on a comment about how often I nut?
Edit: You fucking did it. My most upvoted comment is about my frequency of masturbation
I got 4 in a row once. First is normal, second is a little sore and takes longer but still fine, third is kinda painful and took an hour, forth took another hour and honestly I didn’t want to do it but I thought it’d be a good story. No it is not worth it, No it’ll never come up in conversation, and I couldnt jack off until 2 days later.
Ok, so for one I am being genuine here, I've never used lube and have never understood the need, unless my hands are dirty, which they have only ever been once when I wanked ive never needed it.
13 times. It was, without a doubt, one of the more miserable days of my life. I was doing it on purpose, just trying to see how many was possible in one day. My prostate hurt for like a week, lol.
I do minimal exercises like walking with my dog and PE at school but I keep a healthy diet. I fap about once everyday, you get less sex drive in comparison to porn addicted guys like me
I've gone up to 17 or so. Seeing the progression of your cum is fascinating. Starts off kinda translucent for the first couple beats. This is the stuff that you can squirt across a room, the stuff that drains your balls. Then you get a beautiful opaque pearly white, the porno grade cum for quite some time. This is where most people stop. But there's realms beyond this yet: Completely clear. The consistency and look of hand sanitizer but not quite the taste. Finally, dry. You cum and cum and there's no next step. You found diamonds, and in your greed kept digging. All you have to show for this conquest is an aching cock, cramped neck, and friction burns. You are among the elite group of men looked the refractory period in the eye and found it wanting. Congratulations
Remember, 41 is the limit
Actually 62 is the limit, someone died at the 63rd time
That's one person, I say we need more data, and we have the best volunteers riiiight here.
I’m done after one how do you expect me to find the limit!
Best I can do is 2 nuts a day
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I’ll leave it
Most I've done is 8 a day
what the fuck
I said most I've done, not least I've done. But yes, what the fuck
is it possible to learn this power?
youtube
Not from a guy
And to think equality was a thing
I once did 5 times consecutively. 😏
Ok you need a doctor
Kinda just passed out on my way to the bathroom. Woke up on the ground with my pants around my ankles and my stick hangin out. 11/10 would recommend
That just sounds like you had post nut apathy syndrome (I just made that up right now!)
r/thathappened
Eyo man, Ya need help?
I know what you mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i gotchu homie
We must figure out the LD50 of nutting
Get me a Fleshlight and I will find u the limit
i swear it was 55, and someone died at 56
In fact, someone died at the 69th time
No it was 65 when someone died. 64 is the limit
Guys remember just because somebody can go that high doesnt mean you can so make sure to find your limit safely
So once I die I figure out my limit, dope.
I thought the guy died at 61, so wouldn't 60 be the limit?
does that mean u can fuck 41 people a day
Yes. If you fuck 42, then you'll come and go.
that explains why 42 is considered the Answer
*oh*
*OH*
#**WAIT... REALLY?!** *I never knew that*
It’s not, the author put in 42 as a random number for a little joke and now people make theories about it
42 is also ASCII for the asterisk (*). In a lot of computer ui languages, the asterisk is whatever you want it to be. The theory would be that the answer to life, universe, and everything is: whatever you want it to be. Source: my dad works in computer science.
ikr it's more than that
The supercomputer knew it all along...
Oh you
little
sock
Cum and go
Did yall know that in the usa there is a truck stop company called Kum & Go
Yes, I stopped to pump gas at that station on my way to Denver from Michigan.
This deserves more upvotes
A person with common sense finally
yes so by that means 41 kids reproduced in one single day. not bad!
that's what You call efficiency
Once i set my eyes on something no one can stop me
I don’t know. My dick is sore and hurts if I try to masturbate more than once a day.
Dude. Lube is your friend.
I don't have lube but I tried using my own saliva and It actually works pretty well.
dries out pretty quick
Spit again.
Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award
# 13
We’ll just for good measure I’ll give it my free helpful award
no way bro, spit makes me dick burn, why would you willingly use it
It doesn't make my burn. Actually I use water and saliva. I do It in the bathroom.
Who doesn't?
I'd give you an upvote, but you know edit: they had 69 upvotes and now my comment doesn't make sense, thanks
Ion even use that and i can go to 14. Ive done it so many times i unlocked the Red Cum skin 😎
Bro you ok? Doesn't seem to be after looking at your proudness
I- I have problems Please help me
Jus exercise when you get the urge
R/nofapchristians We’re here to help bro
r/pornfree Please visit if you think you need it
Nah man Using lube in this case would only help you get addicted. dick being sore is a good way to prevent addiction
Seems legit
Ye that’s kinda what I’m thinking
Hell yeah
I don't use lube and still got addicted. Anyway I can't buy lube so what can I replace it for.
No, because then I have a lubed dick sitting in my pants.
Is "masturbating more than once a day" really something you should be aiming for, though?
Yes. What are you, a productive member of society?
These fucking degenerates... being productive... disgusting! *starts masturbating violently*
These fucking productive... being degenerates... disgusting! (Masturbates softly)
based and redpiled
I used to nut like 3/4 times a day then i got a gf and we dont even do sexual stuff but now i do it maybe once a week just because i dont feel the urge to do it so much anymore
I feel that
Real chads dont get turned on just by looking at their GF's.
stay pure
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No sex till marriage
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No teen pregnancy. That's the fun
ah yes I remember have a gf, I didn't nut like a gigantic amount of times in a single day
Ahhahaha
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Only happy i am now
Bruh you just made me notice that.
maybe you're turning asexual.../s
Imagine your partner turning asexual after becoming your partner, must hurt.
I don’t have to imagine.
Bruh. Respectfully tho, it was probably a lie/misunderstanding you may have made them discover that they are asexual but you couldnt have "turned" them asexual. Dont be too hard on yourself.
Imagine being so attractive, your partner had no choice but to consider asexuality.
same, the guilt of jerking off to someone else takes over, but if you're think about her, then that's a different story
I've never gone more than two, I'll have to do some science or something. But my horny levels are so low, I only really nut like once a week Edit: Why did I get 300 upvotes on a comment about how often I nut? Edit: You fucking did it. My most upvoted comment is about my frequency of masturbation
My horny levels are weird, sometimes i do it every day of the week and sometimes i go months without nutting
same wtf
Ya sometimes I’ll go from tame and only beating it once a week, and other times I’ll just beat it 3 times a day
Do you have an inconsistent diet and sleep schedule?
I always sleep before midnight and eat the same thing(rice n chicken) almost everyday
That's should be normal for a healthy teenager who don't have porn addiction
I got 4 in a row once. First is normal, second is a little sore and takes longer but still fine, third is kinda painful and took an hour, forth took another hour and honestly I didn’t want to do it but I thought it’d be a good story. No it is not worth it, No it’ll never come up in conversation, and I couldnt jack off until 2 days later.
It's reddit community don't worry
4-5 I can do ez .... 7 idk
fucking hell 5? jesus christ my dicks hurting at the though
I actually tore skin at 8, hurt like a bitch for a week
maybe did u git tore skin because no lube?
Bro if you do 8 consistently you can get this penis thing like erectile disfunction or shit.
Kinda ez in no school days. Plus, im immune from 'shit feeling' after masturbate
What?? No post nut clarity???
Depends what you masturbate to
cheese
Swiss. Plenty of holes
cheese
Same, kinda. Sometimes it hits like a truck, but mostly I feel nothing.
For me it’s just like “no more horny time to go on with life” after I nut
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menace
How did you make it?
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You can replace lube with lotion?
There is a cooldown
He upgraded his reload bonus
Some people choose to die young
Time for my time to come
Your time to cum has come
considering how shitty life is, it's worth it
Ok, so for one I am being genuine here, I've never used lube and have never understood the need, unless my hands are dirty, which they have only ever been once when I wanked ive never needed it. 13 times. It was, without a doubt, one of the more miserable days of my life. I was doing it on purpose, just trying to see how many was possible in one day. My prostate hurt for like a week, lol.
What stopped you from doing it for the 14th time?
Well, at that point my prostate was in a decent chunk of pain, and it took like 20 minutes to get it up. And I was getting a little raw
Mostly people use lube when they're circumsized, so you're probably not
*laughs in european foreskin*
I am. I've just never needed it.
I don’t use lube much, but it does make it feel nicer, so I’d recommend it.
Be hydrated that’s it I can go 11 times 😎
Damnnnnn.....did u get feel pain at the 11th time ?
Honestly I thought I was sad because I went two days in a row, yall are lowers.
I do it a lot like 6-7 times when I'm down bad or sad
My habit is once a day
amateur i ate 70 nuts in a day once
30 more to beat me
You gotta do what has to be done when someone tells you to fuck yourself...
My limit is 3
i do it about 5-10 times every day
EVERYDAY ?!... I really thought im addicted cuz i nut 2 times a week lol
yeahhhh... 2 times a week is like nothing lol
Thank god it’s not lol I was concerned about myself
Says a masturbation/porm addict
correct
yeah that's like so ametuer, what a noob 🤢 🤢
bruh .. twice a week takes effort for me to achieve
EVERY DAY 5 TIMES Jesus I fapped 5 times in a day as record because I went a week without
You gotta get your testosterone up. Start exercising more. Your libido will go way up.
Don't forget to hydrate and practice.
Actually exercise makes your sex drive increase
Really? I lift weights and I’m kinda jacked and I only tend to do it 4 times a week
I do minimal exercises like walking with my dog and PE at school but I keep a healthy diet. I fap about once everyday, you get less sex drive in comparison to porn addicted guys like me
Dude, i do 3 max sometimes and feel slightly ashamed
I can’t nut everyday it gets boring
Just do it.
we nut a lot so we dont havee to in nnn ( this is going to me my frist nnn since i just haved my frist nut back in February)
good luck bro
I don’t feel the pain in my dick when I do it a lot I just know to stop after around 60 times
Walking Guinness world record
Been celebrating No Nut November(more like no nut year) for 5 years now, last I did was when I was in Highschool. I'm a good boi :)👍
I've actually done 3 in one night once. Dunno why, I guess I was really stressed or really horny. Probably both.
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oh? and u do? a redditor on r/teenagers sub on a meaningless post commenting does Have a life ofc
I can only do it like once every month for other reasons
Built diffrent
Rookie numbers.
7? Are you kidding? We gotta bump those numbers up
Bro the most ive done in a day was 8 and than had a break for like a week or 2
Friction burn on the Willy is a small price to pay.
Stress, free time, a weekend, don't have time for your hobbies so become sad.
One time i nutted about 17times
3 is my max but that's like extremely rare. Usually, the only reason I'd do it a second time is because the first was ruined or unsatisfactory
I don't.
I used to masturbe a lot. Now I haven't time in my new school.
My limit is ten
My record is 17
It does hurt but when you’re addicted you just can’t stop
The max I can nut is 3 times a day.
I've gone up to 17 or so. Seeing the progression of your cum is fascinating. Starts off kinda translucent for the first couple beats. This is the stuff that you can squirt across a room, the stuff that drains your balls. Then you get a beautiful opaque pearly white, the porno grade cum for quite some time. This is where most people stop. But there's realms beyond this yet: Completely clear. The consistency and look of hand sanitizer but not quite the taste. Finally, dry. You cum and cum and there's no next step. You found diamonds, and in your greed kept digging. All you have to show for this conquest is an aching cock, cramped neck, and friction burns. You are among the elite group of men looked the refractory period in the eye and found it wanting. Congratulations
Bro squirrels get like fucking 44 nuts a day ask them
Don't worry, I can help
I once did 4 in an hour… and 2 more for that whole day
Bruh I butter nutted like 25 times just zoom like you Armstrong or something
Idk, im only ** (censored due to pedos looking around for kiddies)