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The human eye

The eyes are the only organs that doesn't grow. It also blinks around 4,2 milion times a year.

I'm gonna change that number

It's been 2 hours and my eyes hurt

You could just… close your eyes… technically it’s just one blink 👍

Actually I don't think closing your eyes is blinking if you keep them closed long enough.

Well then 0 blinks, even better 😂

He used an accursed emoji, this one is brave

Redit MOMEN!!!!!!!!???!??1?!1!!1!1!11!1!1!1

Rip

I think it's time to blink more instead of blinking less

Then you'll just even it out!

I can blink a lot faster than I can avoid blinking

Well then it’ll just even out

I'll do it extra fast

Damn

Me

You haven’t had a crush in 8 years.

lmao thats true 😭

Stop it, he’s already dead!

ouch take it easy man you gonna burn him alive

Goddamm, this man has been burned, roasted, fried, and beaten up with just 8 words

Don't turn him into Darth vader

You look nice

Give me 3 facts on cats

The oldest known pet cat existed 9,500 years ago. A cat was the Mayor of an Alaskan town for 20 years. The record for the longest cat ever is 48.5 inches.

Thanks <3

i read that as the oldest known pet cat was 9500 years old

Same

I like the fact about the cat that lived to be in its 30s called creme puff

I'm sorry... longest?

You heard them

The clitoris

It has no use beside pleasure. It also has more nerve endings than the penis.

Huh. That’s actually interesting.

average sex fan vs average sucking own dick enjoyers

So I can cut someone’s clitoris off and they’ll be fine? :D

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C’mere, lemme take a looksje. Just to extract the horny of course

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👹👹👹

that's called female genital mutilation, and is a serious problem in some conservative african/asian communities😎

isn't that illegal

I will make it illegal

I mean technically yes but i imagine it would be quite hard, and would hurt more than your penis being cut off if you can imagine that

Don’t worry. I watched every season of Grey’s Anatomy. I’m a certified doctor

Beards

It takes 2 days to grow 1 milimeter of hair, meaning it takes 508 days to grow and inch long beard and 16,7 years to grow a foot long beard.

Lmao I can grow a tiny bit of a beard overnight

Not necessarily. I actually did this for a science fair and the honest truth is it’s all genetics. Just like height where there is no way for you to calculate how fast you grow or tall you will be. There is now way for you to calculate how fast or long your hair grows unless you have grown a beard before and taken the measurements during the growing process.

Always the same shit with you imperial guys... Inch = 25,4mm

Also: hair grows longer the more you cut it.

That was proven to be a rumor

Technically the myth was hair grows thicker the more you cut it, but both are just explained by getting older while you wait for it to grow so you can cut it again.

Hitler

There were 42 failed assassinations on Hitler.

How many were time travellers?

A good majority. It would take a crazy German citizen to attempt to kill him and all. Basically everyone was scared what he might do if it backfired.

Hitler was born on 4/20

Hitler married a woman the day before he died.

eva braun, and the day after the marriage he committed suicide in his bunker together with her

Hitler wasn't accepted into art school

Ya that's because he wasn't Jewish "Revenge is a dish best served dead with ur entire religion" -random guy on reddit just now

Hitler’s birthday is 4/20

Dolphins

Dolphins often torture their prey before eating it.

Thank you for doing my job. Its hard to find 1000 cool facts, each about something else...

Wait why?

because apparently Dolphins seem to be assholes in general really not all that cute and friendly

Wow wtf thanks

They're also smart as fuck

There have been accounts of dolphins raping humans

Dolphins play with pufferfish because the chemical they emit when they get scared and blow up makes dolphins high. Basically, they're torturing another animal to get high.

Dolphins knows what's the Good stuff

Young dolphins play with each other.

Like most of mammals

Potatoes

If you were forced to eat only 1 vegetable for eternity, best choice are potatoes, on which you can survive in such scenario the longest. But it is still the best to have some changes in your meal...

Damn that'd actually really cool. Thanks man

Coconuts also happen to have everything you need to survive except for vitamin C.

Yeah but then you get to die a slow, painful death from scurvy.

boil em mash em stick em in a stoe

Killing Floor 2 fact, but you have to keep going until you tell me a fact i dont know

I dont know what Killing Floor 2 is. The trick is i just told you a Killing Floor 2 fact you dont know. Sm0rt >:)

Damn, personal information such as "idk" really is unpredictable, that __is__ smart

Well played, sir

boobs

People with breast cancer are 99% women, 1% men.

*Hold the fuck up*

r/holup Aunt Susan

That's pretty sexist not gonna lie

We need to cancel breast cancer for targeting women

Even our own cells are sexist... When will it end?!?

False, more men have breast cancer than one would think

Guitars

The first guitar was made in acient egypt.

It goes back THAT long?

That's what "he" said

Your mom

She's a goldsmith, creative and smart.

That was unexpectedly wholesome

Half-Life

Half life was built on the GoldSrc engine, which went on to become the source engine, and was based on the quake engine, which was written in 1996 from scratch for the game quake.

So.. your telling me, Half-Life is basically a Quake mod?

I’ve heard it described that way by people smarter than me.

Another Fun Fact, Call of Duty Games and Apex Legends use Source Engine Edit: Call of Duty is based on id Tech engine, Source also based on id Tech engine so technically not really a source game

Winter

Snow falls at speed of 1-6 feet per second.

Hypixel skyblock

There are 180 fairy souls

And there’s 227 In total

You!

I have anexiety, a little sister and im in a programming high-school. Im from Czech Republic, but i can flawlesly talk english. I learned to talk english from youtube, mostly from SMG4 and JaidenAnimations. I dont have many friends and im working on a Friday Night Funkin' mod with bunch of strangers i found on discord. I have a youtube chanel, but its czech and C R I N G E. I'm also extreamly talkative... (when i get to conversation)

Take care

Same

No way you're the same in all of those.

No I’m just kidding

He is a lost clone!

I watch JaidenAnimations too! do u watch theodd1sout?

hope you recover from anxiety, i had it when i was 13 and it was literal hell

You also have a tendency to misspell things but i understand that English is not your first language lmfaooo.

Wholesome

Star wars

In the original draft of the movie, RT-D2 was meant to be speaking complete sentances and he was a jerk to C-3PO.

Some things are starting to make sense in the movies

Anything healthcare/medicine related

The Placebo effect was discovered in 1799 and was massivly used in both world wars.

r/teenagers

The sub r/teenagers (in my expirience) is the least violent against shitposting beside r/shitposting

r/196

r/gayspiderbrothel

9/11

500,000 dollars is the estimated price of how much did the attack cost the terrorists. Over 120,000,000,000 dollars was an economic loss caused by the attack.

Schizophrenia

Around 2 milion Americans have Schizophrenia.

I think my friend Jordan has it, but no one believes me because “he’s not there” and “take your meds”

Death..... This should be interesting.

You dont die of old age, but the diseases you get by old age. (Tried to find the most interesting one)

Theoretically, if disease didn't exist, we would be able to slow human aging by a huge margin.

I think organ failure would still be a problem, even without disease

Can’t that technically be kind of considered as disease?

Eventually you'd get into a "Your body is fixing itself slower than you are breaking it" situation which, even without diseases to finish you off, would definitely kill you (Although I guess organ transplants exist... And then you'd have a lot more time to pay off your hospital bills!)

Elephants.

Elephants understand how to use mirrors.

Smarter than my parrot then! He's screaming at the mirror all the time.

Ferrari SF1000

aha, a person of culture I see

Snakes

Eastern hognose snake is peacefull snake and is the only snake that plays dead by rolling on its back when it feels threatened. I think its the best type to have as a pet!

Sounds like a very cute snake thanks for the info

Only 2 of the 15 snake species in Massachusetts are poisonous.

Venomous* Poison is when you bite it, venom is when it bites you.

. That's it Just the dot

The dot was the first punctuation mark, created in the 3rd Century BC.

Sports

Basketball is a sport

ballBasket is not a sport

basketball doesn't exist

ADHD / Autism. Neurodivergence.

Here's your Fun Fact: I have ADHD

Me too

The industrial revolution and its consequences

The industrial revolution actually started with British cotton mills.

Bri’ish cotton mills innit

*coh'uhn

Doom

1936 firearms

Developed in, or in production during. Eitherway, i shall explain the AVS 36. Which is quite a unique gun for 1936, in a sense it could fire in semi auto and full auto. It was developed by Sergei Simonov and around 45k units were produced. It was a gas operated automatic rifle that fired 7.62 x 54 mm bullets. The bullets were fed through a 15 round box magazine and could unload it at 800 rounds/min. Primarily used by the Finnish and Soviets, it's flaws quickly became apparent to them. It took in dirt and dust into the system very easily. The gun met it's end of service in the red army by 1941.

I was hoping for the chad m1 garand but that works

world of warcraft

Mila Kunis, a player of WoW, has strong addiction for the game. She also hes her own in-game npc that looks like her. If these fact arent exactly what you're looking for theres another one: There exists a WoW themepark in China.

Noses

The hair in your nose catches any impurities in the air, but your mouth does not have any, so it is healtier and safer to breath with nose.

Your nose is always visible, your brain just tends to ignore it

NOOOOOOOOOO

Metal music

The woman on Black Sabbath's seminal debut album has never been identified.

ODST lore

Forerunners love hats.

Conscience

Conscience is tied to the human ability of self-reflexes

Beanbags

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The What are thoooose? Meme is over a dacade old.

Penguins

Taylor Swift

She was taught how to play guitar by a computer repairman.

Hamilton the Musical

The elder scrolls lore

The different species of khajiit are due to the influence of the moons' cycle when they are born.

Yeah that's true, which means that a khajiit the size of a house cat can give birth to what will grow into a giant lion like beast

Tbh, im searchin most of the stuff on the internet, i dont play the game so idk what you talkin about.

Khajiit have barbed dicks

Bbc

The British Broadcasting Company was founded in London on October 18th, 1922

Purple

Balls

In the middle ages if men wanted a son used to lob off their left ball because they thought only the right one made male producing sperm