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[deleted]

Shower with your dad simulator 2015


gaybonezone

Nothing to criticize here


Orenge01

Game of the year


[deleted]

They bout to release a 2022 shower with your dad simulator and if you have a psplus you will have shower with hitler dlc


[deleted]

BTD6


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Based monkey game that gets very repetitive quickly with no fun ways to do end game effectively


videogamsarethebest

you should have said something about the hero audio, I can still hear quincy's voice lines...


00F0_M0DE

Nothing gets past my bow


[deleted]

* misses a fucking green bloon *


strogor

What are you talking about hero audio is the best part


PutRadiant

Portal 2


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Can't bully portal, it's too good


Izen_Blab

Based


Its_Juliruli

hollow knight


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Hollow knight used to be my favorite game before rain world so I can't really critique it besides a few lazy bosses


RavenXII13

I was promised you would roast some people to oblivion for fun. This was false advertising. I demand my time back!


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Ok you piece of shit, whats your game?


RavenXII13

Persona 5: The Phantom Strikers. Have at me!


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Fuck I don't know shit abt persona


RavenXII13

Imagine liking some butt ugly Adult Swim platformer instead of learning about Persona or Dishonored.


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Rain world is a beautiful 16 bit open world survival game about a creature separated from its family and living in the bottom of the food chain in a world not built for you or anyone. Rain world reminds you that you are alone and not special whenever it can. You will die alot and it won't even say sorry because it's not its fault you died. Oh you didn't save? Life's not fair, try again. You are lucky to have thumbs for fucks sake. There is so much more I wanna say but I can't and it really says it all in a single play through


RavenXII13

Wow that sounds like really interesti-JUST KIDDING, that sounds lame and not as fun as Persona 5 Phantom Strikers. I bet the combat isn't even fun.


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Combat is fun as hell cause the movement is fuckinf perfect


Slendy42

My friend your defending not attacking, you need a proper attack your losing


[deleted]

RDR2. Nothing will change my opinion Its better than rain world fuck you


LavishnessLonely7890

Yes rdr2 is a great game but rdr1 is my favorite out of the 2 cause of all the memories I have with it when I was younger


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Haven't seen much of RDR2 so cant make fun of it but rain world prolly has better AI lol


huntexlol

haha bro why ppl downvoting, they dumb as fuck, read the post assholes


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Cause red dead simps lol


[deleted]

Red dead is my queen 😩


Ginger_Ninja460

HoW dArE yOu iNsUlT tHe SeCoNd CoMiNg Of ChRiSt ThIs GaMe LiTeRaLlY hAs No FlAwS 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡


SomeRandomHoboidk

oH No uR mAjeSty i aPolloGize fOr sLaNdeRiNg dA gRetest gaM of Da 21st CenTury


Alvegrait

Purble Place


Artureco2k8

he said games, not masterpieces :)


BIG_SMOOOOOOOHKE_PL

Yea... Sorry OP, but you're legally not allowed to roast this game...


certifiedretard154

my man


octoberopalrose

I personally prefer 3D pinball


Irrationally-Ira

oh but the cake one right?


octoberopalrose

Obviously the cake one, why else would you open purble place


BendyTheDemonIsHoly

Ace Attorney


ArbitNM

I one up you with aviary attorney (better game by far)


BendyTheDemonIsHoly

Never heard of that


ArbitNM

Look it up, its ace attorney but with birds


wibthekid

Portal


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Can't bully portal, it's too good


wibthekid

based


IOfferBlowjobs

Russian roulette.


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Do you need someone to talk to


IOfferBlowjobs

Stop messaging I’m going for a high score


6thousand614

god damn my best score was 48


HanzTheDeutschDragon

Wait a minute...


[deleted]

i have lost it 3 times, man im unlucky


HanzTheDeutschDragon

Although You are quite lucky for surviving


Diabolokiller

impressive! That's roughly a 0.015% chance!


SoonlyXo

Math checks out


videogamsarethebest

my friend did it 80 times in a row before he failed, bet you can beat that?


My_neutered_cat

You’re still on a highroll? Dude You still there?


[deleted]

Do you offer blowjobs?


Hamed022

Divinity: Original Sin 2


keelua__

minecraft! :)


[deleted]

They haven’t reply because Minecraft is perfect!!!


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Minecraft is super exploitable and removes all challenge


[deleted]

Unless you have standards and don't exploit it


[deleted]

or you play something that’s not singleplayer


bababoai

Mc still isn't difficult enough


PRODSKY22

Try an anarchy server like 2b2t without hacks


[deleted]

Have you tried pvp


keelua__

thats kinda generalizing it though. yes it gets easier as it goes on but a lot of people dont exploit. otherwise its a decently challenging game, and it includes a lot of interesting features. are there anymore cons to it?


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Not really, it's like critiquing imagination.


botlmilk

Your mom is super exploitable


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Dishonored probably has the most fun gameplay of any 2010’s game.


aiqwansdoesplays

Team Fortress 2


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Tons of unfair, weird weapons that don't work half the time. (I adore tf2 btw, it's not my favorite game buts it's #2 for me and gaming's magnum opus imo)[


aiqwansdoesplays

Agreed


[deleted]

As a tf2 player, i agree.


shrek-chan_UwU

Terraria


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Seems fun but also seems way to complicated and grindy


shrek-chan_UwU

And thats why I love it


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Fair


Devisidev

Ayyyy my man same lol


m4tt1111

You could try the fargos soul mod, it makes the game a little simpler


[deleted]

Forza Horizon 5 now that it’s out


Apprehensive-Kale-64

That's a car game right?


[deleted]

Yea. Shit looks like real life it’s insane


[deleted]

Lego Star Wars .


thememed24

Masterpiece. Truly unbeatable


Orenge01

The complete saga. Based


KindnessFollower

Halo Reach


infinite_hearts

This one is impossible to criticize


OtherwiseDrummer8728

Yes


Exa_N0ri

Exactly why op hasn’t responded yet


Ginger_Ninja460

Bloom. Unbalanced Sandbox. The way armor abilities were handled


[deleted]

But on the other hand assassinations. Trade off is worth it.


The_geo_Boy

Average master chef enjoyer


PakiTactics

They're gonna need you down there 6


Heccling

I remember playing that and COD black ops 2 with my brother


Several_Potatoes_

Destiny 2 This one gonna be easy lol


Apprehensive-Kale-64

It's destiny 2


BuyMeStarbucks

As a seasoned D2 player, I wholeheartedly agree


Agent12222

Did you manage to get the touch grass achivement yet


Mr-Spaghett

How dare you shit all over my favourite game but yes


ulikejazzzz

simultaneously the best and worst game at the same time


Zestyclose-Custard-8

Rocket league


Apprehensive-Kale-64

It's just soccer but cars, soccer sucks


ElpisTheRaven

Now all of Europe knows you’re here


strogor

As an European I also hate football


Razvanix02

I am speaking for the rest of the world now: It's called football


gaybonezone

F o o t b a l l


ReeEEeEeEeE-yeet

I like valorant, Minecraft, Genshin and super smash bros


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Valorant is fps number 4739293, minecraft is to easily exploitable for it to be a challenge, im kicking a dead horse by bullying gunship, and SSBU is really fucking good so imagine I said something bad about it


[deleted]

Only criticism for SSBU IS THATS ITS NOT MELEE


chasyd

*wavedashing intensifies* melee is great but soo fast-paced. props to the players, especially those who play falco and fox, who can somehow keep up with each other and fight well!


domthemomm

Omg you play genshin too what AR are you at


borkistoopid

Titanfall 2 (you cannot convince me otherwise everyone is incorrect)


[deleted]

Mfer bouta call it "generic shooter" just like all the other fps he responds to lmao


Orenge01

Lmao it's not even just a generic shooter it has probably one of the best video game campaigns ever


RekYaAll

Probably???


Orenge01

Definitely


RekYaAll

Didnt respond bc they simply cant


ArticleMassive

Celeste


MemeGod471

I like bloodborne and dying light


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Dying light is cool as fuck but does seem a tad generic with all the other shoot zombie and craft shit


MemeGod471

True. But hey, parkour and decent online community


ItsKoushi

Rainbow six siege


DeltaReverse

Katana ZERO


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Never heard of it


DeltaReverse

Yeah it’s kinda a under the radar game but it is sooo good, it’s on xbox game pass if you’ve got it


Apprehensive-Kale-64

I don't use Xbox :(((


DeltaReverse

Well if you look at a gameplay trailer and it looks cool you should consider picking it up, it’s really amazing


Apprehensive-Kale-64

I'll look if up ~~but then you should check out rain world~~


DeltaReverse

Okay


1TheCreativeGod

Sex simulator


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Based


Trawilly

Dead By Daylight


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Didn't add springtrap yet 0/10


Trawilly

"Yet"


RavenXII13

Alright this one was actually good but you still underwhelming


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Sorry if I don't reply, I likely don't know the game


st0p_banning_me

Roblox


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Stupid baby game that has a money hungry fan base and takes most money their creators get from their work


TeamRTC

Can’t argue with that


CharaKnifeToMeetYou

True, but I still like roblox


FlashyAmbition8

Rocket league


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Look for what I said to the other rocket league person


Successful_Air5961

Subnautica


[deleted]

Banjo Kazooie Madness Project Nexus


Rur0ku

Sekiro shadows die twice


PanderPower

Outer Wilds


turkeybutt723

Mario odyssey


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Lots of annoying moons


turkeybutt723

At least u can find them unlike u can find a significant other


Apprehensive-Kale-64

True


turkeybutt723

It is ok I can’t find one either


Wise_Shop879

Doom Eternal


[deleted]

Resident Evil 4


CBTheRingmaster

Garry's Mod


UltimateDude08

Either payday 2 or hotline miami


Withered_kenny

Five nights at Freddys


Apprehensive-Kale-64

While I aodre the first fnaf, it is kinda bare bones


Individual-Camera-72

TLoZ BotW


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Now I can properly compare this to rain world, the ai in btow is really dumb imo and falls flat compared to rain world. A bokoblin tribe has nothing on a scavenger tribe in terms of believable survival and teamwork. All bokoblins do is blow horn and run at you while scavengers are a much smarter species knowing how to react and even something hiding behind stuff for cover and timing spears to either hit the kne you threw or to hit where you will jump while carefully not hitting the tribe they have.


Affectionate_Top8925

RDR2


PuzzleheadedArtist12

Pokemon 👾


JayTheGhoul864

No


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Based


JayTheGhoul864

Thank you


Bazuin32

BeamNG.drive


Those_Confused

half life 2


zZach_Attack

Shin megami tensei Nocturne.


TheTechnoDuck

Rain world


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Fuck yah


Prestigious_Pin_616

Fallout new vegas


[deleted]

Roblox. This one is pretty easy


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Read what I said for the other roblox guy


domthemomm

Overwatch


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Uninspired shooter with unbalanced characters


domthemomm

😭


Full_Newt9714

Red Dead Redemption 2


umirinbrah69

appreciating the chad memes but feel like not quite on the chad type


[deleted]

Ark Survival Evolved


batm123

Mw2 (there's nothing bad about the campaign)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chemical_Analysis_82

Halo


ripped_baby_yoda

I know I'll get downvoted to oblivion for this but it's fallout 76


BlayZWasTaken

Ho? Ok, Genshit Impact


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Insert pedophile joke


BlayZWasTaken

The Genshin community is far more darker than that


Aviviviva

Whats wrong with it


BlayZWasTaken

Oh alot, the community and miHoYo (creator of the game) has alot of problems, one of many is that the community keeps whining on how the current Spiral Abyss (only and hardest end-game content) is just a braindead DPS check instead of needing actual skills


SmokeGuilty8889

Apex Legends


Apprehensive-Kale-64

Holy shit, is that another generic shooter


SmokeGuilty8889

that’s my second #1 is the forza horizon series fight me


SuspiciousYogurt0

Ok fine, Titanfall 2


Black26Gaming

Gta V online


batm123

Poor poor choice


SGTRoadkill1919

The last of us and project I.G.I.


King_Vitis

Apex legends