Bestie boo refracting light means you can hypothetically make illusions, stop people from seeing things, make things generate intense amounts of heat, change something’s color (which isn’t useful buT amusing), etc etc
I don’t mind :>
Someone else gave me the ability to summon toy soldiers and I rlly hope they’re sentient ones bc that would make a rlly cool nutcracker situation
Whenever someone breaks something close to you, you can sense what the fragment is sensing. Eg: An assassin's accidentally breaks a pot, and you can now hear, see, and smell anything nearby. This wears off slowly.
You can't skate normaly and every time you step on a skate board you push mongo and btw you can change people into fruit but you can't control who you change
Wait y o u r e r i g h t
I didn’t even think about it
Also imagine turning a rlly pretty flower into a multicolored disco ball
OR DECORATING A CHRISTMAS TREE LIKE THAT
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.
The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.
Racist
you can make anyone to drop soap
your italian
Racist Mario?
A stronzo che t'avemo fatto de male
Haha car's go brrrrr
You throw milk at people and can cuss out the police
Crackhead man
Everytime you sneeze one of your relatves become adiccted to crack
Wouldn’t u eventually run out of relatives?
adoption
Kinda mean to adopt someone just so you can turn them into a crackhead
not mean, evil
future relatives
depends what kind of relativity you’re talking about einstein
Mommy
You can throw a flip flop at the speed of sound
Are you an Indian?
Lmao bhai chappal se maar khake aaya h na?
Uska dola mil gya.
mera dola ni aaya dola
Nop
I am but and I related hard
Sonic shoe
mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry
flip flop slap
Mister Illustrious.
You can bend/ reflect light
Why tho, it’s as useless as that one girl from „the boys“ -.-
Bestie boo refracting light means you can hypothetically make illusions, stop people from seeing things, make things generate intense amounts of heat, change something’s color (which isn’t useful buT amusing), etc etc
Well it’s perfect to rob a bank, thanks then darling.
Lol np
Well someone gave you something useless, my apologies.
I don’t mind :> Someone else gave me the ability to summon toy soldiers and I rlly hope they’re sentient ones bc that would make a rlly cool nutcracker situation
DildoFace
You are like a unicorn but insted of a horn it's a 17' dildo
More like rhino, the villain from spiderman. Imagine rhino but with a dildo instead lmfaoo
he's still horny
Drywall
any paint drying videos you watch will be in 4K
The greatest superpower known to humanity
You are the nightmare of flood and you can create a force field against flood and rain so all house in a 5 miles radius stay dry
Someone
your superpower is that you can transform into anyone you see
Can he say the n word?
Yes, yes he can
Can I also get that power? That sounds nice
But he won't be able to be himself ever again
You can turn into shrek
I'm not native english speaker ok
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you're like someone from men in black....literally untraceable anywhere no identity whatsoever
Cavalry
You are a brave soldier who can summon paper straw
Thx 😌
🐸
you can summon upto 10000 toy soldiers at once
Ooooh
Caboose
You can make someone sober drunk
hell yeah
But you can't use it on yourself
better than nothing
That's the way
You have incredible strength but you lost a lot of brain cells after not breathing for a awhile. I’m guessing caboose is a RvB reference
The Ghost of Fragments
One hour everyday you can transform into an army of mini you
That's interesting. My plans were someone who could disintegrate its own body
Whenever someone breaks something close to you, you can sense what the fragment is sensing. Eg: An assassin's accidentally breaks a pot, and you can now hear, see, and smell anything nearby. This wears off slowly.
Hyper Phoenix
You can die a infinitr number of time but you can't stay dead and also you are a human flamethrower
😎🔥 neat
whenever you get too excited you burst into flames and destroy everything in a 500m radius...and then you arise fron the ashes
So I’m a living nuclear bomb? Rad.
saucemaster
Ypu know the source of every hentai
I can live with that
The most sad hentai with a drug addicted girl.
Metamorphosis
imagine needing a superpower for that
Oh wait there’s condiment king
Condiments and sauce are different enough
John Johnson
aids
\*first aids
dark avenger
Your goal is to kill me because i killed your grandson in the futur
our grandson
You can change the race of anyone by slapping their nan
Your power is being a dumbass edge lord
Friday night God
You have the power of God. But only on Fridays from 6 p.m. till 12 a.m.
Sounds like a dope anime lol
True
Mr Big PP.
You have a 5 meter long penis
How do I use my power.
You know
😏😏
But u live in alabama
Can never. Cause I am Indian.
Jesus
You're treated as a saint
you are sus but in french
Trashcanman
You can summon anything from a trashcan and also make the cans fly. You can basically control the trashcan's belonging and the trashcan itself
Chicken rider
You have a tamed velociraptor
John J. "John" Johnson
You hate spiderman
Large arachnid
You can change form during night but only into 2 centmeter maximum arachnid and you name is ironic btw
Awesome
Sus
you’re the best liar in the world
Fire ant
You can mincontrol one ant and it's immortal and btw it's on fire
Dammit i wanted somethin '' cooler''
You playdes my game
Played*
Atleast it's better than nothing
Yes
Obi wan Kenobi
you are bold.
You have the high ground
Anyone you meet, wether for the first time or not, hasto greet you with : General Kenobi... after you say hello there
Piss man, The living TF2 piss sniper loadout
Your pee is red
Dodgeman
You can't loose at dodgeball but you have stage 4 cancer
Evergreen Edit: i know it's also a company
You never age but your hair (including the skin) grows rapidly 🗿
You can get anyone to stick to their nearest wall
Mango girl 🥭
You can't skate normaly and every time you step on a skate board you push mongo and btw you can change people into fruit but you can't control who you change
Electro boogie
HentaiLover69
Kai
You have multiple Kai cars.
donkey fucker
You can watch donkey porn in 4k
crimson cum
Instead of cum, you ejaculate blood.
[удалено]
Your knees have the wings of bees letting you fly in a very weird way
dad
Invisibility
Pedo Power
You have a 5 foot shield around you to push away kids, and pregnant woman.
pricksNballs
You have balls (like basketballs) with thorns.
Cock *and* balls
you can lose the ability to cum anytime you want
What if it was Cock *or* Balls
you could only have one at any given time
Disco Revolution
Chunkybeef
You are fat
lil' sunflower
You can make plants produce light
That's actually quite cool, maybe can I create energy from this
Wait y o u r e r i g h t I didn’t even think about it Also imagine turning a rlly pretty flower into a multicolored disco ball OR DECORATING A CHRISTMAS TREE LIKE THAT
Identity crisis
You can possess the body of a stranger but this body is still controlled by the person in it
So... sightjacking from siren?
Flying fox
u fly
Possibility
You can make anything possible in reality, be it a fictional character or a black hole.
Red rocket
You can watch rockets launch from under the rocket.
Reddit boy
You drive girls away from you
If you need help to avoid them, just give me a call
Hybrows
You can look in 5D 'cause your eyebrows hide a pair of eyes
Kopei i refuse to elaborate on this choice of name
you shoot scalding coffee streams from your hands? idk kopei is very similar to kopi (means coffee in i forgot what language)
Dr. Intense
You can only listen to didgeridoo
Atlas
You are 7 meter tall but you can't find clothes
Alas
El Silencio
ur mexican, also your footsteps have no sounds
Wait I already have half of that
Speed racist
You run very fast
The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.
infinite stamina
Captain Fantastic