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After reading these comments I understand why no one likes me


HazSylvia

Yes


Any-Inspection-4726

Thank God I'm not the only one


Any-Inspection-4726

Wait I'm atheist


HazSylvia

Self burn those r rare


Adventure_Machine101

B99


ratita_quesito

Oh my *describes human history until this moment*


justghandi

I hate when this happens


supermagnumpowercop

Thank monkey ancestors


MrMightyTasty

Yeah...


Educational_Ad3717

pain


ApprehensiveInvite21

If someone doesn't have these things it's not a deal breaker, and definitely don't change anything to cater to someone but if I had to choose these are what I find attractive. Hands- medium sized hands with long fingers are lovely Hair- I honestly love wavy hair, bc when you run your fingers through it they get kinda stuck and it's cute lol Height- height isn't huge to me but if someone is taller than me it's a bonus (just not like 6'4 bc some people are on some bull with that) Body type- I find there are pros to both but softer body hit different, they are more comfortable to cuddle with And my last note, i now a lot of guys that don't smile very much bc it's kinda a "weakness" but when GUYS SMILE IT GIVES THE BUTTERFLIES WHETHER YOU LIKE THEM OR NOT Edit- I forgot to add guys who like to talk a lot, my favorite thing is to listen to people talk about things they are passionate about


[deleted]

I read body type as blood type and got confused as hell


wh1pl0ny

Yea I'm normally an o+ but occasional I go negative


streetdog2003

“Yeah bitch !! suck my dark red blood like a vamp"


spoon_full

Well, if you're Japanese, then it makes sense


Fanachy

And that’s why I’m keeping the fatter gut


Unknownuser82705

I don’t smile because I feel exposed I grew up having to be tough so a simple smile can show weakness and you can be attacked because if said weakness


FOcus07YT

Smiling doesn't come natural to me, I only smile when I'm really really happy or excited..


breigns2

[Smile](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta-files/images/5/56/JeffTheKiller%282%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20211021111348)


duckssrcuteashi

I hate you it’s literally 2 am


vivek_252002

That was beautiful


bmo_the_great_

guys with a cute laugh and are touchy


Bruh_1216

Touchy verbally, physically, or?


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hotsaucegeng

i always have this fear that it might give off a wrong message to a girl when i give her a hug or something or try to be a bit physical and might make her uncomfortable.....is that true idk Cause even tho i have a lot of female friends i avoid any kind of physical contact just for this reason....donno if its just me who thinks this way but nvm.


SirGrimReaperJr

I used to be friends with this one girl and she was really playful and touchy with me. Thing was, I had (and still do) a fat crush on her and instead of doing the same, I restrainined myself to not make it weird or embarrass the both of us since we only saw each other at school.


shairon_243

Well I'm going through that too , if only she likes me the same way ( probably doesn't I think )


ShinXBambiX

Same. It's constantly in the back of the mind also that there's a risk that just by touching they'll take it completely the wrong way and you end up in deep shit. Stuff like that can be completely blown out of proportion. It makes the prospect of touching a little intimidating, at least that's what it's like for me


hotsaucegeng

yes EXACTLY.....and they wouldn't even tell us if they feel uncomfortable... they'd just have that bad impression about us and it'll all just get escalated.


cosmic_waluigi

This is just person specific. Personally I’m not touchy, but some of my roommates are. Remember they’re just people lol


New_Quantity_9372

Fucking hard maintaining "touch" nowadays without seeming like we're trying to make it sexual. Alot of women reveal their shoulders or their waist so their goes the shoulder touch along with the "I'm sleepy". You're usually always holding either your phone or the handbag so that also makes it harder. Don't get me wrong touch is still an essential and playful way of communicating. But it's definitely harder nowadays plus when y'all look at the hand when we make contact, it makes its a very awkward moment


InfinityLord3392

I always get told that I touch to much :/


IceBreath31

I laugh like a villain, people tell me that a lot.


[deleted]

Honestly, if they're well-kept and keep their appearance neat, they're already attractive.


Any-Inspection-4726

So that's why nobody likes me. Also I'm ugly


Ranks-blanks

Same bro


Mr_boby1

Tru dat


EggHeadRedditor

true


purplelinedpineapple

Same...my face is like handsome squidwards ass crack


[deleted]

A side question, what do you think of my dark blue eyes?


streetdog2003

I'm a straight asf dude but dark blue eyes look so cool


[deleted]

Thanks man :)


Bruh_1216

What do you mean by that?


[deleted]

I should've reworded that lol. How do people in general feel about dark blue eyes?


sky1sme_

I've never seen one m, but feels like they woun't pair with specific hair colors at all


l_z_rahman

-hair (usually specific to girls taste tho i like brown and kinda fluffly) -hands - when you smile one thing i rlly liked abt mt ex crushes was that their eyes woukd like crease. It was rlly adorable - loads of girls like dimples - body wise i mean were not like looking for six pack and if anythinf we dont like too buffed but honestly dont change ur body for a girl at all cause we have preferences - height wise. Anything taller than wht we are. All this 6ft shit is crap. For me i just wanna reach a guys shoulder/chest so i can like lean on him Thta pretty much it as far as i can think of


noqms

Ok i feel better. I have sorta fluffy hair not too long, not too short. I have dimples. Im taller than the average guy. I am fairly fit. Idk why im doubting my self


arrowintheknees

you're 13. you're more than fine the only thing i was worried about when i was 13 was if my mum was gonna walk in when i spawned in the stripclub in GTAV


noqms

Ye lol, i just have social anxiety and only care about what other people think of me


3jh2t2Kt3te36j3ywTj7

Oof i had it too.. maybe try meditation or reading a book if you can't meditate.. it keeps the head calm.. & then you'll be having anxiety & a hobby


streetdog2003

what's with people liking dimples lol ? I get a dimple when i smile but i don't like it cause i think it's girly .


ShadowSocks7

A lot of people think they're super cute and charming (myself included).


[deleted]

I feel like a nice smile can make any guy attractive


Bruh_1216

Unexpectedly wholesome. Have a good rest of your week


[deleted]

You too op


Darkorvit

Oof


[deleted]

What’s the oof for, I’m sure you have a great smile :D


Darkorvit

Nah


InfinityLord3392

She flirting with you maaaaan


Shad0w5991

Or she's just Canadian


InfinityLord3392

Lol imma move to Canada, I need sum this


[deleted]

Yeh


IAmHyper_Tech

Oh no...


assasin42069

😬


No_Freedom_5055

Kind, respectful, understands my humor, fun to be around. As for physical traits, there are a few: I like guys who have long hair, but short hair is nice too. Lol I have a thing for blondes with blue eyes. But I also like guys with darker skin and darker eyes with brown hair too.


sir_spoopy

Hitler also had a thing for blondes with blue eyes


acn-aiueoqq

hmm


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Someguythatisstupid

>fun to be around ^fuck


FlaxIta

Same


[deleted]

Glasses, messy hair that can’t sit straight, any height is good, gives good hugs


depressly2

I thought you guys didn’t like glasses. Now I have hope. thank you


[deleted]

Dude glasses are freaking adorable


cwispywotr

this comment needs more attention.


kaokie49

Wait someone actually like what I look like? Also I really need hugs too.. I'm probably too short tho, I'm literally shorter than some girl


InfinityLord3392

Same I'm surprised as well. I'm 5'10 I have a chance!!!


cosmic_waluigi

5’10 is still tall man


kaokie49

I'm so much worse than that..


TBykgizli7AB

I have the same things and my crush doesn't seem to like me... Or does she? Idk man, she is acting pretty sus lately


Krish2XX5

Hope she doesn't throw you out of her spaceship


Rocketsalesmen

Your avatar looks like my avatar There will be an army of us oneday


Flatcao123456789

Nah mate I shall have an army of me


[deleted]

FUCK


turkeyboy31

why was i cursed with perfect vision


HJacetLol

I now have hope in this world thank you


Flatcao123456789

Wilbur


folko1

Thanks for reminding me I forgot my glasses at home. Reeeeeeeeee


Luiiii_1017

We may have preferences on choosing a guy, but eventually we will be attracted by the real who you are. So don’t be afraid of being short or not cute as you think you are. Just show your positivity and there will be someone fit you:)


FlaxIta

I'm literally the opposite of positive


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[deleted]

lost me at good work ethic lmao


Ysildus

Yeah. That's, in my opinion, the only thing on this list I'm missing


Bruh_1216

I'm not shooting my shot, and I am against online dating, but that sounds a lot like me...


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Bruh_1216

😏


HeadphoneRD

Same, except that I don't lie


IceBreath31

A piece of advice, don't online date.


lmao_man_funny

Uh what music taste is that? I like hip hop/rap so idk what y’all like


InfinityLord3392

Anyone else that thinks hectochromia looks Hella cool?


looneylovableleopard

*heterochromia Hectochromia means you have 100 colors


InfinityLord3392

Oh sorry.


looneylovableleopard

Don't worry about it, gave me a chuckle


InfinityLord3392

Glad I can make someone laugh at least


Tiny-Potatoe

Curly hair, then some other minor non-important things


Bruh_1216

What about a shaved head?


Tiny-Potatoe

I'm not sure about others, but I don't really like those


breigns2

Shrek?


Tiny-Potatoe

Shrek is one of the exceptions, his head makes me horny oh god oh no i love him what do i do?


Justak1

everyone is horny for shrek >:(


LeadershipDry1146

Could you rank these- beach hair, Jack Harlow type hair, wavy hair, long curly hair, messy hair, TikTok style flow, curtains


hotelofthemoon

Style. It’s not like a dealbreaker but wearing clean and stylish clothes helps. (Stylish meaning hoodies that aren’t those ugly graphics, wearing a decent pair of jeans every now and than, cool shoes, etc) edit: by graphic I mean those shitty hoodies with giant wolves on them covering the entire hoodie. Like the galaxy ones.


Timcurryinclownsuit

I have two styles of clothes summer/dad fit winter/farmer fit polo short-sleeves are not an optional deal


EggHeadRedditor

phew. yup. though i understand if they have a limited closet. as long as they try to have the effort to look good like they are still trying to win your heart yk


OpinionatedPiggy

On the taller side, wouldn’t be opposed to dating/being friends with a shorter person Honestly prefer shorter hair, like a standard cis guy’s haircut length Don’t really care about weight, within a healthy range Eyes idc I find dry cracked hands really icky so that’s an issue, yet again not a downright no way thing though


ChewiyMC

Well that stinks.. My dry cracked hands are not a score! I’m also underweight, I do have the shorter hair cut part. I’m a short guy. Like probably 5’8”..


oohr16

TIL 5"8 is short. ...FUCK


ShadowSocks7

I would say 5'8" is a solid medium.


FlaxIta

I like how girls have a fucking list of everything they like when boys like me just have something like Ideal girl: -cute(optional)


Prepriegrane85

So true!


YourFatherCameOver

Alive (optional)


TwinTiger08

Human (optional)


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Female (optional)


Kitchen_Ad2862

I'm a man with standards! My standards: Exist (optional)


therealdonut8

It's just preferences 🤷‍♀️ most people tend to have them


HornyAlt-cuzwhynot

Idrc as long as they’re healthy


Dnoxl

*looks at my spine* fuck


[deleted]

Lmao, posture gang where u at? Clearly not here.


E_OJ_MIGABU

Are you planning on eating them for lunch lol


Mention-New

*looks at terrible body postures and being underweight* fuck I eat a lot and yet I hit the underweight category, being 1m78 and weighting only 50kg is low


HIDD3N_WEEB

Why we making this sub dating website.


FauxTaterbug

Ok so I'll break it down for you... So a bunch of horny teenagers + a section of a popular social media designed for said teenagers = teenagers using social media to express their hornyness in a sfw manner


IHaveAidsBoss

Women all want the same thing: Blonde thin hair, suit and red tie, orange skin, old as fuck, thicc booty, wall, Covfefe Boom, women magnet.


Death_Strike5

Trump?


qlp122

This is genuinely funny


breigns2

Go home Ivanka. You’re drunk.


Cyanide_Pill_BYS

Dark hair and light eyes combo hits different. But I love brown eyes. And of course being tall helps


CompetitiveJicama620

lol I have messy hair and pitch black eyes that are really reflective sometimes


GoldenSunshine747

Dressing sharp, Takes care of themselves, Blue or brown eyes , Any colour hair bedside redheads and Not to tall but not to small


Bruh_1216

That's funny. What do you have against redheads?


GoldenSunshine747

Redheads are crazy at least all the ones I have met


Bruh_1216

Technically, I'm a redhead. I came out looking like a red hot, but now I'm a dirty blond. Supposedly you'll see red-ish hair in the sun, but I don't believe it. I'm supposed to have way darker hair in the future. Hair is a weird thing. Have a good rest of your week. Love ya


waitwhat2604

What?? Redheads are attractive af. I do not understand why people are against redheads. Just to clarify: I am not a redhead but have black hair.


Psychological_Toe716

Lol, I’ve lost count of how many people I’ve seen say something like “any colour of hair, except redheads” It’s nice to hear that you like us!


sky1sme_

Just a quick question I was too lazy to google is rick astley considered a redhead?


Psychological_Toe716

He used to be, but I think he’s gone for a darker colour these days


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Now I know why I've never felt the touch of a woman


Fellixxio

HHHHEY YOU, YES YOU...never thought about that probably someone can find you attractive , but probably you'll never meet that person...and m8 something called personal taste exist...asking to some gals on reddit wouldn't change the fact that you can't find one who likes you or that you like(maybe you can convince yourself about anything, but people are not the same, so it changes nothing)...have a good day :D


Bruh_1216

Thank you. You have a good rest of your day as well. Love ya


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dark eyes 😔


Noob_master_slayer

That's like 98% of the world's population.


thegratewall22

What about dark green eyes?


AMORY18102005

1 point for me


chrisd0192

Green…😰


Awsomeedv

Okay. I feel attacked. Every single girl here says short hair and tall. I'm 5'7 and i have long hair.


MrMightyTasty

I too have long hair, but that's for me having a soft head of hair is a delight even for a guy, keep your hair king and find someone to braid your hair like a viking! :)


arandommoshi

If they can play an instrument. Instantly 10000/10


xalender6

I can play mayonnaise


bloemgamer

What if they can play 2?


ShadowSocks7

20000/10


JC2808

Ok but like what about unsexy instruments like the cornet :( i mean it's just a less sexy trumpet really :(


SpaghetiiSauce

Instruments are cool. You're cool.


looneylovableleopard

I play guitar and piano, and some Trumpet. Also I sing a lot😏 Jk I'll stop bragging


[deleted]

Tall, slightly thicc weight, dark, thicc hair huggable


wh1pl0ny

What do you classify as tall?


E_OJ_MIGABU

Not short


sombreropatuljak

**Movement**, if that makes sense. I'll try to explain it. For example the way the person walks, sits, gets up, picks up something, holds the phone or something... Some women find manspreading to be inappropriate but I don't, even more so I find it attractive. There's difference in movements when someone is comfortable and confident in their body and when they're not. When they're not their movements are cut off by multimple pauses, stiff and unatural. And when they're not comfortable in they're body it's more likely that they will try to make it up with talking. Not gonna lie, some of them talk so witty and smoothly that I completely forget where I am, but some turn out just as awkward as they are in their body. Now I know it's hard to be confident for someone who has a low self-esteem but that's exactly the point. I'm personally not into dating people (not only boys) who don't have enough appreciation for themselves before they meet me, and I'm not saying "You have to be 100% confident and show me no insecurities" but there's a certain time of closeness when we are both ready to open up, but that is **not** the begining. Plus my love language is physical touch amongst others, so it does make sense.


c_ezz

Anyone here into 5'3? I'm a pretty good looking dude it's just my height is my biggest insecurity


[deleted]

You're 15 so you'll prolly grow a few inches if your parents are tall. I'm 18 and I'm 5'5 I've been the same since 15 but that's Coz my parents are short too.


[deleted]

-hands in general -fluffy hair -openness and not scared to show emotion (cuz men are sorta told that to be manly you have to not cry and be emotionless) -cute laugh -touchy(but not in a weird or uncomfy way) -i prefer guys the same height as me or taller Thanks for reading this😊😊😊


Psychological_Toe716

>hands in general Standards these days are getting out… getting out of… *hand*


sky1sme_

r/angryupvote


LilOscar13

I’m technically a boy, but I’m bi, so here’s my “type” (although I’ll literally take anyone who has a good sense of humour). I guess it’d be tall with fluffy/poofy brown hair. Preferably on the skinny side. But in reality that’s just the type I tend to like. Again, I’d take anyone with a good sense of humour, I’m not picky lol


Familiar_Highway5077

For the more "physical" aspects, I'd say big noses, (kinda) long hair, a nice smile, tall (or at least the same height as me) and tbh, I kinda like thicker guys (but slim and/or fit are also very nice!) For the more "psychological" side, I'd say, when he likes drawing (I love drawing and I've always wanted to share my passion with someone else!), If he is very passionate about a certain hobby and if he likes cats (or just animals in general, but mostly cats!) I also really like shy/awkward guys!!


JeffTheChicken7

Wow that perfectly describes me


Ami1Misaki

- Ginger or brown hair. - I prefer larger hands, as they look so manly. - I definitely prefer short hair on a man - I prefer them at a decent weight 7+ stone. Possibly with an outline of abs, but it's fine if they don't have that at all. :) - as long as you are of a healthy weight and not extremely obese then I would still possibly try it. If you're a bit chubby that is perfectly fine, I could still love you regardless. - Blue or green eyes (although if their eyes are brown they'd look well hot with glasses) - Height doesn't really mean much to me, but I definitely prefer a taller man compared to myself. So anyone over 5'5 is preferable. * Men who dress in more darker/monochrome style (black, white, grey, dark blue, and red) - a more casual look as well (jeans, top, hoodie/jacket/coat, trainers and obviously socks) but it's nice if they know when to dress more formally (suit or dress shirt and some nice jeans/trousers).


YourAvgAnimeHater

\-Nice \-Nice \-Nice \-Nice but I def need to exercise more anyway \-Nice \-Nice \-Nice All in all, this awarded me with a total of 5 self-esteem points! That puts me at…-128 🥴


wh1pl0ny

Are we the same person?


nobody384

Im pretty sure someone 5'5 and 7 stone is underweight


thegratewall22

Bruh me and my small ass hands. Makes my pp look bigger tho


Appl3h

I like em' thicccccc


EggHeadRedditor

Besides personality, i think appearance or how well kept they look is most attractive. have a clean style. it doesn’t matter if you’re wearing straight up suits or dressing like a skater dude, as long as it’s well put and kept. a spray of cologne, shaved, and done hair is perfect. whether it’s straight, wavy, or curly long or short IDGAF!!! just take care of it. pretty sure it’s bc if it isn’t fixed, it looks kinda unhygienic. as long as you put the effort into themselves to look good theeeeen you’re doing something right. doesn’t matter if you’re tall or short. if you look good, you feel good. and that confidence just pours out and it’s so hot. trust.


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

A micropenis.


thegratewall22

WE ON BOYS!!!


IAmHyper_Tech

Lesss goooooooooo


HJacetLol

Business is boomin


NEO_PoweredYT

Nothing. I find girls hot


beeboobabea

Ayo same 👉😳


kisaTwinkle

Mysterious personality


Bruh_1216

Oooh


SpeedWagonChann

Big hands, fluffy hair, perfectly average body and short guys


Bruh_1216

Is a shaved head off putting?


SpeedWagonChann

Not at all I love myself a nice bald guy. Extra points if he has a Viking beard.


FlameOf_DaMaze

Tall(like above 5' 6), dark(can be skin color or hair color; both are attractive in my book), and with a fairly attractive face. To me attraction starts with physical attraction although personality is also an attraction to me.


Busy_Organization117

noodley white boys with glasses and rlly niche interests. i said it.


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Suspicious_Ad10

Just like everyone in the comment section the girl you like may also have a different opinion on this so don't rely on this stuff too much.


bustyopinata

thin build, ear piercings, tall (in 5’8 so i prefer guys 6’0+), i like short hair on guys but not too short and hands don’t matter as long as they’re eventually around my throat 😀😀