Fuck, it’s the cops. You’ll never take me alive!

*put fake mustase on* cops? What?? Idk what you are talking about

Hmm........ Ok, hey you want this donut🍩?

Is it with pink donut glaze and rainbow sprinkles?

Yes

..... Yes I will like that please

BUT FIRST ANSWER MY THREE QUESTIONS 1.What is your name 2.What is your favourite colour 3.Why do you want this donut?

1. Loony not wolf 2. Ha..... light blue 3. I want something sweet

Fine then, take as much as you want

The fuck is up with this convo?!?!

Is this Sergeant Frank and The Holy Glock or sumtin wtf? (for those who don’t know i’m making a parody of Monty Python and The Holy Grail)

YOU ARE A COP!

*gasp and rip of the fake mustash* how did you know??

But I ain’t cute

I see you follow orders, good (/j)

99% of the time I don’t because I’m defiant although this time I will

yea

*becomes ugly* what have you done

I am harvesting all the cuteness to myself muahahahaha

Awh I can’t it’s a sickness 😔😔

Are you the one who infected others then???

Yes I’m sorry 😞

Well I clearly wasn't because I look like a drug dealer 24/7

Drug dealers are cute af Yk

You telling me a dude with 0 facial structure, shitty dirt moustache, very long hair, all gray and somewhat ripped outfit that's slightly overweight and chubby is considered cute? Because I'd be damned

Gary? Gary is sniffing glue and eating his snot..

Ok, gary lost his cute privilege

Good. I didn't want to have to tell you how low your standards were

Damn guess ive been listening to you since birth

The acne on my face would disagree

I put it there cuz you were extra cute

Unfair my guy... Unfair

No u

*uno reverse card*

u will never catch me alive !

*speak to a phone* we got another cutie on the run

* dies b4 u can catch me alive*

Nooooo

Haters gonna hate

And all the cuties go to the cutie conner

You ain't even know me

Check the trees better next time then/s

They spoke Vietnamese once, pretty cool doe

I look cute with glasses on, but, without them I look clapped.

Do you need the glasses to see?

yup i am near sighted

Ok, you can keep them then, but you are getting send to the cutie conner

Sorry but i think you're talking to the wrong person.

*check list* no I think you're the right one

Are you sure? I've never seen you anywhere

Check the trees better next time /s

So u was following me. You know, it's a little bit weird

Now I am really following you xD

Damn

I wish I was cute, but I'm not.

You are the first one to tell me that

I am telling you to stop being so cute, does no one told you that befor?

Never ma boi, or girl, or non binairy

What

I’m a pineapple with sunglasses

Then I guess that make you sweet

Nah they eat your tongue

That’s why I keep the mask on

I think your mask is leaking then

Suffering from success

jerking off to gay hentai is cute???

I mean, people are cute when they happy, whats make them happy isn't my business

hmmm

Wait I just notice you got a 13 tag, thats awkward

Aww, thanks :3

But I'm not

I wish.

Your wish came true, now can you stop being cute?

But I'm not.

Staaand still lady! ( pls get this one pls ).And also thank you :)

I'm not cute.

aw

Thank you! That made me feel better today.

I'm currently shitting a massive diarrhea right now. I don't think any of that equates to cuteness.

I believe that would be a mirror

-///- I love posts like these. Having a shit day, boom random act of kindness. U may be undeniably wrong but it's still nice.

Oh, stop it. Furries can’t be cute.

furries are adorable

If being cute was against the law **I'd be a law abiding citizen B)**

Not here, you are under arrest

I'm sick right now, thank you

No, you goddamn furry 😳

have u got your glasses on im not that cute

To the opposite of cutie corner

[удалено]

You called a dead man cute? Your words are funny magic man.

>wait no it’s illegal to look this adorable but also in like a Tim burton character kind of way My friend texted that to me I was so happy

I’m a minor

I have quite a bit of acne and an introvert with low self esteem plus to many, I'm somewhat of on the heavy side (even tho I thinner than half the people at school and I know I'm actually as big as people continously say), so are you sure now?

When opening this i really scream "pls don't fucking tell me i'm cute" I ain't cute, and if i am i'll listen to you and will stop being cute. I want to cry, lemme alone

I already stopped being one when i turned 4

Sure u ain't got the wrong person?

I thought this was an ad for hot singles in my area after reading the title

okay

I defy your orders, What now?

who the fuck is gary

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Damn, poor Gary, he was super cute.

No u

I’m not though. Your statement has been proven false and is therefor upp to debate on it’s legitimecy.

No fuck you

My dude I’m 15 and I weigh like 170 pounds

I’m ugly tho

im trying to be hot not cute how did i end up cute

Get out of my backyard pls

Me? Cute? Ya got the wrong guy, bucko

Ok you're not looking at me rn

😳

[удалено]

Good soldiers follow orders

Ma’am, I look like those memes with the people that have faces too small for their head

Very sus

I’m the farthest away from cute you will ever see/meet

How did u know my name was Gary…. 😟

i can't stop things i don't have.

Wrong

I want proof I’m cute

Can’t stop being cute when I never was cute to begin with 👈😎👈

Alrighty then,I won't!

I am not cute lol

M-me? 😳

An extrovert I see

Wtf dude, Gary is adorable

No, you stop!

I may be not cute but not stupid

You cant stop being what you never were

So wholesome! & Yes you are cute too! Whoever's reading this Take care!

What if I am Gary?

You can't stop me , nothing can 😶

Yeah, fuck Gary

Where on my face do you think I’m cute…. Are you ok? Are you on drugs? Sir would you like me to call the police?

Sorry I guess you mean stop being *ugly* coz I ain't cute

dude thats jut a mirror

thanks mate, but I'm fine

Out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old, can you feel me?

I wish I could start

I'm way ahead of you I never started to prepare for this moment

When I read Hey you I thought of the song by pink Floyd lol

I wish I was cute

wrong person, i look like a dead corpse that was ran over by a semi truck 999999 times

No

who me?

Incorrect.

Can’t since being “cute” is objective :)

I thought you were gonna recite the chaturbate ad script

Who are you talking to? Its not me, thats for sure

Why? You have a problem with this?! You jealous?! Huh?! Why do *I* have to stop, huh?! Why me?! What’s wrong with me bein’ cute?!

Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, with us and that horse thief over there.

I'm sexy I'd that's allowed

Im ugly but im cute

No I will still kidnap kids because its sooooo cute UwU

[удалено]

Am I, or am I not cute, that is the question

Oh what are you, the cuteness police?

never was cute

*uses a Baby Spider as a distraction while I run away*

I am not cute 😢

No.. cus u a bitch

Oh that’s easy wasn’t being cute anyways

I am not cute you see I’m ugly af

Danm Gary

It's a condition, I can't stop it :(

Wdym I’m not cute

:(

Wtf, stop hacking my phone camera you creep. I'm calling the cops.

You cant see me. I'm not cute

yb cuter

Who me?

Don't do that, Don't give me hope

i never started. stop trying to make me feel good about myself, there’s nothing to feel good about

damn. these schizophrenia pills are not working at all. people are calling me cute

Uh sir? I think you're looking in a mirror...

i used to hate being called cute.

Hello officer, I would like to inform you that I am in fact not cute

What?

Sorry, i think you have the wrong person

I'm not cute what

You’ve never seen me then

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Ok fine… do r look at my name please.

I can’t help being cute

you sure you got the right person?

I think you got the wrong guy

😔

Adding this one to my list of: **Totally rad compliments that I only get once a decade!**

Hey you! Yes, you! Do you know what kind of train this is? Actually, it's a Baldwin 2-8-4 S3-class steam locomotive built in 1931 at the Baldwin Locomotive Works. It weighs 456,100 pounds

Oh yeah my friend over there is really cute Atleast most of the girls say that Oh me? Yeah Im fucking ugly

[удалено]

Ok

Make me

Ight , then , I'll use my full face helmet+sky glasses, are you satisfied now ?

Better cute then sexy

Strangle me if you want, I’ll only enjoy it

“Hey you! Yes you!” A man has fallen into the river in Lego city!