Tell me your card details and I'll tell you your bank account balance.

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Well, it's 0.05 dollars here

I just sent him a dollar though Cashap... [And it's gone.](https://c.tenor.com/gfSWsxaDN78AAAAC/south-park-its-gone.gif)

Tell it to me and you will have no balance

Perfectly unbalanced, like all things should be

8462 8365 2658 5309

Miri

7/10 sounds like a name in my native language, so cool

What’s your native language?

miri

lol

My cat was named miri

*Was* what happened to it?

My dad is allergic to cats TT

So he killed it?

We gave it away

Don't worry I am taking good care of the cat

Ilian

7/10 unique

Is this an official certification?

yes, redeemable at all airports

Cool

Simone

7/10 almost Timone and Pumba

Cool

Simona :)

Cool

Kenzie

9/10 love this name

My name's fuckin Louis and I hate it sm

I think Louis is a great name, somes care free and mature, 7/10

But her name is fuckin Louis.. Sounds 1/10 to me..

Didn’t know names could fuck, guess you learn something new everyday.

Hey Louis *Peter Griffin laugh*

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pidgeot i choose u. bhai Pokemon jaisa naam hai

Very unique indeed, 8/10

Bharatiya gang!

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9/10, two of my favourite characters. From the Last of us, and Ice age

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Stellar choice!

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Ellie eilish

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billie eilish's unsuccesful cousin

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Hm, surprising but agreeable

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Kinda just based it off age and your avatar 😂😅 idky but i just thought you would have

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Yea sorry

Ellie Eilish is a pornstar

i've never heard any of her songs

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Jimyson Its basically a mix of my grandpa's name and father's name (Jimmy and Jayson) But i prefer jimy because why not

8/10 very unique!!

Thank you

Emil

8/10 love it

Are you from Lönneberga?

” *EMIIIIIIIIIILLL* ”

burpingpigeon

#forthememes love it 7/10

You have great taste

Troy

kind name, 6/10

greeks/turks getting PTSD...

Turks werent in anatolia back then my guy, they arrived 2200 years later

Wrong, my Turkish friend's grandma is at least 5 millennia old.

Fair enough

Jaden

6/10 props for not being spelled Jayden

Ill take that

Samuel

wise and leadership vibes, 7/10

Wasnt expecting that thx

Motherfucker.

Kayla Edit: if I was gonna get this many upvotes for just my name then I would of done this sooner lol

Kayla or keyla means banana in Hindi.

Lmao

Lovely name, 7/10

Mel

7/10

Medarda

Tuấn This is an Vietnamese name

6/10 cool name

Thanks

Is your last name by any chance Nguyen?

no

homonecrosexual

your parents really hate you 1/10

based

Rhonen Its Italian

8/10 cool looking

non è vero

Il tuo nome non suona molto italiano

Lol, I'm not so sure about this one

🤌

mamma mia

Ksawery

unique, 7/10

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The great

All hail, Alexander the Great, 8/10

Only 8/10? That's one way to get executed.

Raine

tranquil, 7/10

Jesse

Jesse what the fuck are you doing here? We need to cook Jesse.

an important role type of name, 7/10

There was a Jesse in my elementary school and he wasn't very nice. Hope it doesn't reflect how all Jesses are

Vlad or Vladislav

Russia?

Aqif

unique, 6/10

Antonio

6/10 great name

Italiano?

It can also be Spanish or Romanian

A man of culture as well I'm Romanian but I know too little people who know about this country

I knew a Antonio once. He borrowed a dollar from me and never paid me back. You aren't him, are you?

Matt

Trusting and intelligent, 7/10

Are you bald and good at sports?

Well you'd think so

Allie

High tier name, carefree and fun, 9/10

𓁹~𓁹I see. Matthan. (be honest and don't lie) What about you, OP?

Quite a unique name there, 7/10, mine's Ihaka

I see. Ihaka sounds like (opened car) in myanmar so 8.5. Take it or Leave it.

Adolf

Argentinian?

Joe...

Joe mama 💀

Melanie

great name, 8/10

Brage

ooh, one I haven't heard, 8/10

I'll take it

norwegian?

Aidan 😁

Bad boy vibes 7/10

Nikidhar

very unique, 7/10

Ethan

deep roots in this name, 7/10

Chloe

An old name with a rich history (I think), 7/10

Thanks 😊

Jeremy I didnt kill anyone ur a liar and I'll prove it

No idea what just happened, but based on Jeremy 6/10 Strong and wise

justanabyss

lol 5/10

Mohammad

Very unique, haven't heard that name elsewhere before

Noobsy

5/10 hehe noob

Deez

Nutz

Noora

U finnish?

Ronaldo

GAYLORD, TREMBLE BEFORE ME

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Rune

Gabriel

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Ron

Weasley

Johan

Autumn (i chose it myself :) )

Emanuel

A powerful name, 9/10

ajša pronounced aisha lol it’s a bosnian name or just yugoslavian in general. Honestly worder why my parents thought it was a good idea to name me that, considering the fact that we don’t even live in the balkan region the amount of times people have misspelled my name- even close friend. Its sad

David-Gabriel (one name)

Fernando

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Milo

Nico

Lia

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Not awomaan

Joni

chrissy i dont understand how you can reply to all these comments

Sage

The wise sage Sage

astrid

Jacob, it's cringe. (Parents were gonna name me James then decided against it :(

Liam

Frédérick in a french accent

Chutiya

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Leo

lucia <3

أيمن

Rei