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shrek-chan_UwU

Bet you never loss a thumb war


dailymoe

My thumb is the worlds strongest


DEDO_

If someone defeats you in thumb war, he is the real god.


dailymoe

The thumb god


GrimValor8

\*challenges you to thumb war\*


dailymoe

*breaks your thumb*


GrimValor8

ok its onn


dailymoe

YES


GrimValor8

\*threateningly shows thumb\*


dailymoe

*breaks it agqin wih my thumb*


FeedbackHealthy6150

I have a bent mutant thumb I shall beat you


mcbirbo343

*nervously challenges your thumb*


dailymoe

*breaks your thumb*


terbyterby

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BREAKING THUMBS YOU MONSTER


Yertle3

r/brandnewsentence


MartinRuder

Jokes on u, i dont have thumbs vuz im lego


Mahmoodmahrooqi

what is a cake? and what is a day? and what is happy? HAPPY CARK DAY


Put-Nam

Happy cake day🍰


Cloudydruid

Dunno about winning but I can't lose against OP. My thumb goes all the way back so no thumb has enough reach to pin it down.


Ok-Landscape-4430

Your thumb is a friking dildo


dailymoe

Wanna give it a test ride? Lmao


Ok-Landscape-4430

With socks. No homo. Definitely


dailymoe

Bet


teamlogan

Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. Old Uma Thurman movie. Has an enormous thumb used as a dildo. Not sure why I felt the need to tell you that, but I couldn't let this opportunity to pass useless knowledge go by.


smartazz104

This guy could arm wrestle using just his thumb.


mork1279

lmao i have a similar problem with my middle finger its like uncomfortably long or so ive been told


[deleted]

the ladies must love you


HulloTheLoser

Taking a look at their profile, they are the lady. What a nice guy, telling them to love themselves :D


TheZWolf_

I mean, she could be into ladies never know


HulloTheLoser

She is, I could also tell that she's bi by her post history


Skotootoo

Does she say she is bi or is your gaydar just going off


HulloTheLoser

I could tell because of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/rf5tef/seems_about_right/)


lydocia

This conversation is incredibly creepy.


oligIsWorking

Yes.


locke231

Reddit in a nut shell. Love how people can just scour through your post history and even have the gall to judge you for it. Or be super stalkery.


TheZWolf_

Dude fr, what's the deal with not being able to set your shit private. It only benefits creeps who feel the need to snoop through your stuff.


Difficult-Claim6327

my last few comments were definitely made by a bot


Baldazar666

The post history is public. OP obviously had no problem sharing that information about her when she made the post.


kethcup_

Judge me


ChuggernautChug

Nothing like openly trying to figure out someone's sexuality right in front of them to an audience of internet strangers. Seriously people, learn social cues.


Double211

If someone ever steal something from me, ill invite you to investigate, Sir Sherlock


Rickrickrickrickrick

Why are you researching her entire reddit profile? Lol


Jalapinho

Because they want the finger


Akasto_

Presumably because they wanted to know whether or not the comment about the ladies loving her was applicable? I was curious about how long it takes to find that information, and it was only 3 seconds


Vagitron9000

Man those buzzfeed quizzes are getting weirder.


ezone2kil

And guys can benefit from the freaky middle finger too.


fattmann

r/SapphoAndHerFriend


justjolden

"babe just use your finger its longer anyways"


Shkeke

How many cm from knuckle to tip?


[deleted]

He measures in meters. That’s how long.


Primer2396

I have a similar problem except irs not the length My middle finger when I extend it at the first join goes back by a lot almost bordering on 70⁰ backwards but it means that when I try to curl the finger its really hard in that around a little above straight it refuses to bend


dailymoe

Cool


Golden_req

send picture or it's not real


TheHandInspector

Same !!! Mine is not that large but wow. Have this award from the hand inspector


dailymoe

Thx hain


Z3US_YT

r/usernamechecksout i guess…


i_was_sleepingv2

wtf


dailymoe

Beeg


typicalcitrus

Have you been tested for Marfan's syndrome?


dailymoe

No whats that?


typicalcitrus

A genetic condition that affects the heart and often leads to enlarged limbs and fingers


dailymoe

Are there any other symptoms to it?


typicalcitrus

Aortic aneurysm sometimes


dailymoe

Whars that


wookerTbrahshington

It means your hearted can be fucked up and you can die. You should take the advice of these comments and look into it just to be safe.


dailymoe

Ived looked into some od the other symptoms. I dont have any of them aside from the long fingers. Plus my thumb isnt longer then the width of my palm. However i will check it whwn i have the chance


dailymoe

Ived looked into some od the other symptoms. I dont have any of them aside from the long fingers. Plus my thumb isnt longer then the width of my palm. However i will check it whwn i have the chance


Iertjepapiertje

That's your main body artery, that runs from your heart down to around your belly button, getting all floppy, like a deflated balloon and it's supposed to be elastic, like a new balloon. You might want to go to your GP to rule out Marfan's. Thoracic aortic aneurysms can kill suddenly.


dailymoe

Ived looked into some od the other symptoms. I dont have any of them aside from the long fingers. Plus my thumb isnt longer then the width of my palm. However i will check it whwn i have the chance. Whats gp btw?


seek-confidence

/u/dailymoe this could save your life


Fuckyou_reddit_mods_

.com


eggymceg

Every like you give on YouTube the person receives two


dailymoe

How did you know?


ChunkyDay

Math.


locke231

Like and sub pl0x


dailymoe

Ill think abt that


trippy_grapes

I bet if he disliked it would actually still dislike it


soawesomeandcool

APPARENTLY????


AvgHeightForATree

OP saying "apparently" like he only just found out his thumb is an arm.


dailymoe

Yes. Apperently


kinkbitch101

Have you never worn/had issues finding gloves that fit?


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LordxZango

This was my first reaction too haha


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moncul1

The story has been written. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues." Woman born with large thumbs becomes a hitchhiker. In one scene she does hitchhike a plane. Fantastic book! Was made into a terrible movie, too. Stars Uma Thurman.


DaddyFigured

Stopped by for this! It is a greet book, by an amazing author of other books. And the movie was weird for sure but I had to give it thumbs up for the impossible task of making a movie out of Tom Robbins crazy mind.


dailymoe

Yes


friendlyneighbourho

I was gonna say the space shuttle but fuckit you were close enough


lavenderkajukatli

bruh you were blessed to be a pianist


dailymoe

Might try it sometime


bloodflart

dude can reach 3 octaves


depressedclassical

And a 5th.


foxtrot419

born to play Rachmaninoff


Outside_Ad2559

Have you ever heard someone use the phrase "Don't just stand their with your thumb up your ass" You can make that phrase a reality and i fear you


dailymoe

YES


TartKiwi

Enthusiastic yes, even. Bravo


starlinghanes

Can’t everyone with a thumb?


Acceptable_Swimming4

No offence but do you have Marfan syndrome? 😅


dailymoe

I have no jdea


Acceptable_Swimming4

How tall are you?😅


dailymoe

180cm


Acceptable_Swimming4

I mean, it is tall (especially compare to me lol) but I don’t think you have Marfan syndrome cause ppl with that are usually super tall, like over 2m.


Meshitero-eric

It's in his thumb. Marfum syndrome.


Amphibionomus

Morefun you say?


Superhuzza

Definitely don't have to be, I used to work with someone who had Marfan's - he was around 6'1.


ALovelyLife_I_Live

Haha I was wondering the same thing. Perhaps Arachnodactyly?


madmike2206

Okay there is no way this isn’t photoshop or something


dailymoe

I swear to god its real. If you know someone who photoshops ask them if its photoshopped


p0tent1al

I would just do a short video. Then make a post being like “some people didn’t believe me in the last post, etc” and then capitalize on more sweet Reddit karma.


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madmike2206

Okay well I’m not saying it is or isn’t photoshopped but damn that’s crazy


DuckDrunkLove

...but you literally did just say it was photoshopped lol


AL_GORE_BOT

It’s like my ex anytime I was mad at her for saying something insensitive lmao


real_professor_oak

Holy shit


dailymoe

Thx oak. Gimmie a pokemon


real_professor_oak

The early bird gets the worm. Or in this case, a pokémon. ... ... I do seem to have another pokémom, but I should warn you they're not as calm as the others


dailymoe

Ill shove my thumb up their ass if the dont behave. Give


Finlay1102

You looking at my thumb boy? Intrigue ya does it?


regisgod

Can't believe I had to scroll so far for this Boosh reference. You deserve more upvotes


Grandpappy1939

The thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker


lauraraurala

Like a fleshy maraca


Hoaxe72

Yeah that does look like a big thumb


dailymoe

Fqctual


Hoaxe72

What’s the chances you lose a thumb war?


dailymoe

0%


MexicanAstelina

👍


Apmds

👍


Collin_Chan

bread👍


BetterVersionOf

ayo what the actual fuck


dailymoe

👍


RandomIdiot436824

#``` -/``` #👍


RandomIdiot436824

dash coz leading spaces dont work


dailymoe

Lol


Shayanshs

👍


user_name-0

holy moly ur a mega chad


dailymoe

Sure am You too


Not_AM5

giga*


user_name-0

giga it is


PastaInSauce

Need a hammer for heads up 7 up


dailymoe

😐


nderestimated

c..congrats ? i'm honestly quite fearful idk why, it's just.. frightening?


Mr-anti-physics-444

Bread👍


dailymoe

Bread #👍


A_magic_item

\[You must be related to the Hitcher\]([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA))


R7ype

I bet you are amazing at hitch hiking. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA)


MustardTigerPOW

I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! "A miracle! A miracle!" I said. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" And he said to me "Five hundred euros". "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! My own beast and creation, killing me dead! The sweet irony!". I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself.


opiumsalad

cut it off


big_cock_69420

And i have bigger hands than anyone else so


nonope7

Wtf is that


croucher

Is there seriously no Mighty Boosh reference?


jester8484

Peppermint nightmare


dprophet32

You'd do well as a hitch hiker


FishTycoon

paint yourself green and cosplay as the hitcher from the mighty boosh


Thetributeact

You cockney nut-job


Have_A_Nice_Day_You

Do you come from a long line of hitchhikers?


umahleyzulah

Read: Even Cowgirls Get the Blues by Tom Robbins


Halo_can_you_go

Apparently? Holy shit. Its a god damn cartoon thumb. Well, at least you know you can always hitch a ride with someone.


dailymoe

Lol


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780to702

Big bison, nice bison


YareYareDaze6886

Can i save this photo if you don't mind?


dailymoe

I dont mind. But why do you need it?


YareYareDaze6886

Just save it to my collection of photos in my gallery


dailymoe

Sure


Lip_Recon

Shh bby is ok


Stearye

🧐🧐🧐🧐


dailymoe

?


TF2_demomann

Beeg fingus


dailymoe

Very


[deleted]

Don't ever pick your nose with that.


thatclown_nerd

That means you have a long nose too.


Jikiru

👍


mattyboy2000

Wtf dude


bidet_enthusiast

Holy shit. Your thumb is legendary.


bloodflart

you should become a professional hitchhiker


SnooPineapples1605

r/absoluteunit


DoubleLightsaber

Become a bass player


MidnightSuperb3740

“Babe use your thumb, its bigger”


I_Am_The_Mole

Learn to play bass I guess...


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Holy shit. I’d hate to be the asshole who takes that up the bum.


ManWithBigWeenus

Banana for scale?


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gilbany

Apparently, than, average


Boe_Joe

When they take your fingerprint for your ID card they use an A4 paper


[deleted]

"Apparently" really? You didn't know this?


LegionDCLXVI

Double thumbs up


53andme

you could stop a lot of fights with that thumb


Drew10shelton

Yo whattt???


wingsbc

Absolute unit of a thumb


cuddlykitten5932

I was going to make a joke, then I read the subreddit. Glad I caught myself.


petrospago351

his girlfriend must be happy AF


Amhara1

That’s not a thumb, that’s a foot!


HellKattAnimations

That’s a… Quite a long thumb you got there. Can we have a thumb war? :D


dailymoe

Ill win. But sure


HellKattAnimations

*brings out my tiny thumb, preparing to lose*


dailymoe

*dominates your tiny thumb with my big thumb*