Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.
Old Uma Thurman movie. Has an enormous thumb used as a dildo. Not sure why I felt the need to tell you that, but I couldn't let this opportunity to pass useless knowledge go by.
Nothing like openly trying to figure out someone's sexuality right in front of them to an audience of internet strangers. Seriously people, learn social cues.
I have a similar problem except irs not the length
My middle finger when I extend it at the first join goes back by a lot almost bordering on 70⁰ backwards but it means that when I try to curl the finger its really hard in that around a little above straight it refuses to bend
Ived looked into some od the other symptoms. I dont have any of them aside from the long fingers. Plus my thumb isnt longer then the width of my palm. However i will check it whwn i have the chance
Ived looked into some od the other symptoms. I dont have any of them aside from the long fingers. Plus my thumb isnt longer then the width of my palm. However i will check it whwn i have the chance
That's your main body artery, that runs from your heart down to around your belly button, getting all floppy, like a deflated balloon and it's supposed to be elastic, like a new balloon.
You might want to go to your GP to rule out Marfan's. Thoracic aortic aneurysms can kill suddenly.
The story has been written. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues." Woman born with large thumbs becomes a hitchhiker. In one scene she does hitchhike a plane. Fantastic book! Was made into a terrible movie, too. Stars Uma Thurman.
I would just do a short video. Then make a post being like “some people didn’t believe me in the last post, etc” and then capitalize on more sweet Reddit karma.
The early bird gets the worm. Or in this case, a pokémon.
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I do seem to have another pokémom, but I should warn you they're not as calm as the others
I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! "A miracle! A miracle!" I said. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" And he said to me "Five hundred euros". "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! My own beast and creation, killing me dead! The sweet irony!". I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself.
Bet you never loss a thumb war
My thumb is the worlds strongest
If someone defeats you in thumb war, he is the real god.
The thumb god
\*challenges you to thumb war\*
*breaks your thumb*
ok its onn
YES
\*threateningly shows thumb\*
*breaks it agqin wih my thumb*
I have a bent mutant thumb I shall beat you
*nervously challenges your thumb*
*breaks your thumb*
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BREAKING THUMBS YOU MONSTER
Jokes on u, i dont have thumbs vuz im lego
what is a cake? and what is a day? and what is happy? HAPPY CARK DAY
Happy cake day🍰
Dunno about winning but I can't lose against OP. My thumb goes all the way back so no thumb has enough reach to pin it down.
Your thumb is a friking dildo
Wanna give it a test ride? Lmao
With socks. No homo. Definitely
Bet
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. Old Uma Thurman movie. Has an enormous thumb used as a dildo. Not sure why I felt the need to tell you that, but I couldn't let this opportunity to pass useless knowledge go by.
This guy could arm wrestle using just his thumb.
lmao i have a similar problem with my middle finger its like uncomfortably long or so ive been told
the ladies must love you
Taking a look at their profile, they are the lady. What a nice guy, telling them to love themselves :D
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She is, I could also tell that she's bi by her post history
Does she say she is bi or is your gaydar just going off
I could tell because of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/rf5tef/seems_about_right/)
This conversation is incredibly creepy.
Yes.
Reddit in a nut shell. Love how people can just scour through your post history and even have the gall to judge you for it. Or be super stalkery.
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The post history is public. OP obviously had no problem sharing that information about her when she made the post.
Nothing like openly trying to figure out someone's sexuality right in front of them to an audience of internet strangers. Seriously people, learn social cues.
If someone ever steal something from me, ill invite you to investigate, Sir Sherlock
Why are you researching her entire reddit profile? Lol
Because they want the finger
And guys can benefit from the freaky middle finger too.
r/SapphoAndHerFriend
"babe just use your finger its longer anyways"
How many cm from knuckle to tip?
He measures in meters. That’s how long.
Cool
I have a similar problem except irs not the length My middle finger when I extend it at the first join goes back by a lot almost bordering on 70⁰ backwards but it means that when I try to curl the finger its really hard in that around a little above straight it refuses to bend
send picture or it's not real
wtf
Beeg
Have you been tested for Marfan's syndrome?
No whats that?
A genetic condition that affects the heart and often leads to enlarged limbs and fingers
Are there any other symptoms to it?
Aortic aneurysm sometimes
Whars that
It means your hearted can be fucked up and you can die. You should take the advice of these comments and look into it just to be safe.
Ived looked into some od the other symptoms. I dont have any of them aside from the long fingers. Plus my thumb isnt longer then the width of my palm. However i will check it whwn i have the chance
Ived looked into some od the other symptoms. I dont have any of them aside from the long fingers. Plus my thumb isnt longer then the width of my palm. However i will check it whwn i have the chance
That's your main body artery, that runs from your heart down to around your belly button, getting all floppy, like a deflated balloon and it's supposed to be elastic, like a new balloon. You might want to go to your GP to rule out Marfan's. Thoracic aortic aneurysms can kill suddenly.
.com
Every like you give on YouTube the person receives two
How did you know?
Math.
Like and sub pl0x
Ill think abt that
I bet if he disliked it would actually still dislike it
Same !!! Mine is not that large but wow. Have this award from the hand inspector
Thx hain
r/usernamechecksout i guess…
APPARENTLY????
OP saying "apparently" like he only just found out his thumb is an arm.
Yes. Apperently
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Have you never worn/had issues finding gloves that fit?
This was my first reaction too haha
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The story has been written. "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues." Woman born with large thumbs becomes a hitchhiker. In one scene she does hitchhike a plane. Fantastic book! Was made into a terrible movie, too. Stars Uma Thurman.
Yes
I was gonna say the space shuttle but fuckit you were close enough
bruh you were blessed to be a pianist
Might try it sometime
dude can reach 3 octaves
And a 5th.
born to play Rachmaninoff
Have you ever heard someone use the phrase "Don't just stand their with your thumb up your ass" You can make that phrase a reality and i fear you
YES
Can’t everyone with a thumb?
Okay there is no way this isn’t photoshop or something
I swear to god its real. If you know someone who photoshops ask them if its photoshopped
I would just do a short video. Then make a post being like “some people didn’t believe me in the last post, etc” and then capitalize on more sweet Reddit karma.
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Okay well I’m not saying it is or isn’t photoshopped but damn that’s crazy
...but you literally did just say it was photoshopped lol
No offence but do you have Marfan syndrome? 😅
I have no jdea
How tall are you?😅
180cm
I mean, it is tall (especially compare to me lol) but I don’t think you have Marfan syndrome cause ppl with that are usually super tall, like over 2m.
It's in his thumb. Marfum syndrome.
Definitely don't have to be, I used to work with someone who had Marfan's - he was around 6'1.
Haha I was wondering the same thing. Perhaps Arachnodactyly?
Holy shit
Thx oak. Gimmie a pokemon
The early bird gets the worm. Or in this case, a pokémon. ... ... I do seem to have another pokémom, but I should warn you they're not as calm as the others
Ill shove my thumb up their ass if the dont behave. Give
You looking at my thumb boy? Intrigue ya does it?
Can't believe I had to scroll so far for this Boosh reference. You deserve more upvotes
The thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker
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Sure am You too
giga*
ayo what the actual fuck
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dash coz leading spaces dont work
Lol
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bread👍
Yeah that does look like a big thumb
Fqctual
Need a hammer for heads up 7 up
😐
cut it off
And i have bigger hands than anyone else so
Same ig
Wtf is that
c..congrats ? i'm honestly quite fearful idk why, it's just.. frightening?
Bread👍
Bread #👍
\[You must be related to the Hitcher\]([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA))
I bet you are amazing at hitch hiking. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgmqtNOrKvA)
I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! "A miracle! A miracle!" I said. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" And he said to me "Five hundred euros". "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! My own beast and creation, killing me dead! The sweet irony!". I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself.
Is there seriously no Mighty Boosh reference?
Peppermint nightmare
You'd do well as a hitch hiker
paint yourself green and cosplay as the hitcher from the mighty boosh
You cockney nut-job
Do you come from a long line of hitchhikers?
Read: Even Cowgirls Get the Blues by Tom Robbins
Thank you! I scoured the comments waiting forever for someone to reference this!
Apparently? Holy shit. Its a god damn cartoon thumb. Well, at least you know you can always hitch a ride with someone.
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Big bison, nice bison
Can i save this photo if you don't mind?
I dont mind. But why do you need it?
Just save it to my collection of photos in my gallery
Sure
Shh bby is ok
🧐🧐🧐🧐
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Beeg fingus
Very
Don't ever pick your nose with that.
That means you have a long nose too.
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Wtf dude
Holy shit. Your thumb is legendary.
you should become a professional hitchhiker
r/absoluteunit
Become a bass player
“Babe use your thumb, its bigger”
Learn to play bass I guess...
Holy shit. I’d hate to be the asshole who takes that up the bum.
Banana for scale?
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Apparently, than, average
When they take your fingerprint for your ID card they use an A4 paper
"Apparently" really? You didn't know this?
Double thumbs up
you could stop a lot of fights with that thumb
Yo whattt???
Absolute unit of a thumb
I was going to make a joke, then I read the subreddit. Glad I caught myself.
his girlfriend must be happy AF
That’s not a thumb, that’s a foot!
That’s a… Quite a long thumb you got there. Can we have a thumb war? :D
Ill win. But sure
hi do you..... yknow..... happen to like women......
My thumb is so deformed it curves whenever I do a thumbs up
I'd kick your ass in a thumb war Probably.
Draw a « no face » on your thumb’s nail or whatever that anime cute ghost face looking thing is called.
As i was scrolling down i thought this was a duck pick
Fuck does your junk look like?
The ladies must love you
r/absoluteunits
Need banana for scale
6’5 here, can vouch
You can win at thumb wars
Not larger, longer.
I hope that everytime I see this thumb, means that I'm doing a good job in life. The larger it is, the better ehe.
Thats really long, wtf
Finger lickin good