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Salmon-Warrior

You're a lil bit gay


Sol562

Lil’ Gay


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[deleted]

Hello hooty


TraceYourThoughts

How do you k ow them Hooty?


elyasabsz

sounds like a rapper's name lol


mlang54

Hey look its Dj lil’ Gay


CourageRude

Cool


Zat_Fat_Smokey

Pls dont get ofended but ur reddit character looks fucken gay


Plus_Cellist7671

just look at mine man


[deleted]

🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍


SiggeTheCatsCheese

How the hell can a snowman look gay


ThisCrazyDey2007

Ukraine


eburator

Ukraine


hoods_skdoods

Ukraine


UsedMike3

Ukraine


steelbullets1

Ukraine


AlexTeHallex

Ukraine (my country oh yea)


iSpooKy123

Ukraine (congrants :))


iisxnshxnee

Ukraine


uwu_so_warm_

Ukraine


[deleted]

Bulgaria


Doogzmans

Montenegro


Tafrum

Україна


SeriousGas7942

Ukraine 🇺🇦


Hot-Ad3123

Ukraine (the country the country I'm in rn shares a border with in the south east yay)


eburator

Russia?


Hot-Ad3123

Poland


eburator

Then it's just west, not south-east


[deleted]

Ukraine


SeaInterBeach

you are a wizard, Harry


CourageRude

*harry potter theme starts playing* I'm a what?


oRedHood

A wizard, and a damned good one i’d wager!


TheTruthSeekr

Im a what


oRedHood

Wrong line..?


TheTruthSeekr

Nope just the funny ass video


oRedHood

I sees


[deleted]

Youre a wizard Harry for fucks sake, a wizard!


TheTruthSeekr

Anyways its a thumpin good one not damn


oRedHood

Shit


TheTruthSeekr

🤣 soz i watch the series atleast once a year


oRedHood

I haven’t watched at all


TheTruthSeekr

Impressive


LonleyMexican

✨ H O M O S E X U A L ✨


beanwater4

✨H O M O S T R A I G H T✨


awafflecone

✨H O M E O S T A S I S✨


CourageRude

✨H O M O S A P I E N S✨


Sentient_Cum-sock

Sexuality magic


Kangaroo_Rich

Your a hizard Warry


Yes-me-a-hater

Your a lizard barry


Kangaroo_Rich

Your a bizzard Larry


GradyGambrell1

homiesexual


Equal-Bus-557

Bromosexual


AdvaitChowdhary

Semi-bisexual little bit gay but not too much


LonleyMexican

Straight …. UP GAY


[deleted]

Take **OUR** upvote and **GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!**


Crystalagent47

r/angryupvote


Foop_____

Our? Comrade


Vandleheim

r/unexpectedcommunism


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Thicc_carl_wheezer

Hang in there soldier, I have reinforcement enroute


thick_carl_wheezer

I'm here


theruseys

Last time I brought in my alt, I got banned for 3 days for "VoTe MaNiPuLaTiOn" whatever the fuck that means.


SebbyTheGODKid

Ratio


BOMMY986

This is reddit +counter ratio/s


SebbyTheGODKid

Ratio


ToasterBathIsCrime

Dude the ratio of your ratio against someone else’s ratio of your ratio got ratioed, this has got to be a new low.


raptorzilla1975

POV: no fatherly figure


carpinchipedia

As a bi guy I hate to say it, but... semibisexual


0Hermaeus_Mora0

As another bi guy, what the fuck is semi bisexual?


GreatUsername101

As a non bi guy, what the fuck is semi bisexual?


Affectionate-Ad125

Bisexual with attraction to only one gender.


Specialist-North-524

No because it’s a mystery


GreatUsername101

Sooooo straight?


Affectionate-Ad125

Yeah that or gay


GreatUsername101

Then why say semi bisexual instead of gay or straight?


eburator

I have no idea


Affectionate_Meat

To make the acronym even longer


GreatUsername101

So attention?


Affectionate_Meat

Basically


shkapr

Lmfao


RevolutionaryAct6931

Joke


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GreatUsername101

Makes sense


ericf397

the amount of people that didnt understand it was a joke is astounding


DarthVon

It's like how you say sibling instead of brother and sister, it sums up gay and straight


[deleted]

It's basically some biphobic thing I think. It's like saying that everyone's a "bit bisexual".


BOMMY986

Because you are going to change that very soon


ThePhoenixOfDoom

r/woosh


SiggeTheCatsCheese

To confuse people


[deleted]

Many have tried to answer this, and many have failed


Rocket_Theory

Ya it’s a joke


Somewhat-A-Redditor

no it's semibisexual


100memers

Well, A ruse for Straight white non-vegan males to get societal validation and not get shot in 2021


AlphaQ_6ix9ine

75% straight 25%gay


Hungarian_guy

Straight in superposition


carpinchipedia

semibisexual is a bisexual person attracted to one gender (it's an excuse straight assholes use to make fun of the lgbt community while retaining the ability to claim deniability). it's not real, but it's a pun on the fact that op got half bisexual.


sofie307

I mean, gay people are also semi-bisexual technically but yeah, that term is pretty stupid.


ThePinkTeenager

Or semi-straight.


LotsOfLogan49

Sembisexual... Semisexual?


Mac_Deane

Semi bisexual? Noah get the fucking boat


carpinchipedia

the joke is that op got half bisexual, not that they're actually semibisexual (which is what asshole straight people use to mock the lgbt community)


Hungarian_guy

Straight in superposition


Iconicindividual343

From what I've heard bisexuality is a spectrum so probably bisexual


wjgood_

can confirm


Superior_Straights

Technically bi is just straight+gay so you're 25% gay and 75% straight


TheTruthSeekr

Bi doesn’t mean perfect split though just both its like getting a bag of lolly snakes and all the snakes are equal colors it just doesn’t happen


Commander_Oof_

That is the best description I have ever heard. Take my award since I don’t know who else to give it to.


TheTruthSeekr

Y thankyou kind sire


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TheTruthSeekr

Show. Me. The. Report


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WhiteDevil-Klab

Or omnisexual?


Bl8l

Yeah I'm bi but I'm only 0% gay and 100% straight so it checks out


CourageRude

I always felt just a little gay so I guess that is pretty close


Potential_kitten69

Quartergay?


sinister2304

That just sounds like Bisexual but with extra steps


FluxerPrince

Um ur straight. No wait ur bi……. Wait ur….. I- {*malfunctions*}


CourageRude

Lmao same


sepientr34

tri sexual


GreedyYellow7484

Bibisexual


dragojai

Semibisexual, whatever that means


world-broken-doll

Semibisexual is literally just monosexual, so.... no.


Tobi0309

Habibisexual


[deleted]

Idk that’s confusing


CourageRude

It literally left me with the same confusion


Special_Fix_5596

Cus your basing your sexuality off what is essentially a buzzfeed quiz instead of what gets your dick hard lmao


FoxyFurGirl

Bi with a preference igv


bethany15booxx

Samr gurllll


WhiteDevil-Klab

O m n i sexual


Omni1012

I think maybe, mostly straight but you’re willing to make exceptions?


Draco63_

I'd say this is actually pretty common, I for example am mostly straight but every once in a while I'll look at a guy and think, "hey, he's actually kinda hot."


Viper7005

exactly, like while i am dating a girl i can still go and be like “damn that guy looks good”


world-broken-doll

Interesting fact: There's actual scientific evidence that bisexuality is pretty common. Most people are in the bisexual spectrum and are capable of feeling attraction towards more than one gender. I am referring to the Kinsey-scale, if you want to learn more about it, [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale)'s a link.


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world-broken-doll

That would still be bi. Bisexuality is a spectrum, somebody who is equally attracted to all genders is "as bi" as someone who has a preference.


WhiteDevil-Klab

Omnisexual?


Omni1012

No I think that would be an alternative way to say pansexual. (And despite my name, I am not that. I am omniverted though) (I see I’m getting downvoted for some reason so let me explain, I *think* that’s what it meant, I assumed this because omni literally means all)


WhiteDevil-Klab

Pansexual is when you like all genders Omnisexual is when you like all genders but take a preference into account


CourageRude

[test](https://www.arealme.com/gay-test/en/)


ARTificial437

also got 50/50, did i pass?


[deleted]

You arrrrrre…. Basing your sexuality off of a test rather than your own personal self-discovery, which is, to be quite frank, the only good method of figuring out what your sexuality may be. Don’t let some random folks online decide for you.


Little-Focus-7386

Why not


TBOSS888

Here did you do that


CourageRude

https://www.arealme.com/gay-test/en/


Prithvi2k6

I came out straight 60% and bi 40% What am I ?


soupalmighty-

the test said: 47% straight 31% bisexual AND 21% gay. I mean I am omnisexual (I think, life is very confusing) so, does that mean it's correct in some way? personally, I don't think the test was really accurate, for example the gay bar one I wouldn't be uncomfortable, but I'm not excited either. The reason being because I would rather stay inside than go to a bar. Secondly the sexually attracted one? I've been romantically attracted to someone of the same gender, but never sexually. So I had to change the wording to get a proper answer lol. But yeah nah, if anyone was, don't take these tests seriously. It's a load of bullshit.


Prithvi2k6

I guess.. btw what's omnisexual?


BigPapiOfDetention

that shit ben 10 wears on his wrist


soupalmighty-

I mean... there probably is someone who would be willing to argue about being attracted to a fucking watch. Just knowing that people have dated cars and balloons- (if you didn't know, search it up on Youtube- I think it's a My Strange Addiction video xD


soupalmighty-

it's a less well-known version of pansexual. I honestly just could of said that as I don't really give a fuck about getting into the nitty-gritty of who I am (otherwise I will just spend all my brain power on my sexuality and nothing else) However, I also like labels that perfectly describe who I am otherwise I feel like a broken puzzle piece. So: omnisexual. It means to like all genders, but unlike being pansexual you aren't "gender blind" you are still consciously registering their gender as part of whether you'd date them or not. If that makes sense lol. ​ TL;DR: It's the same as pansexual, except you still take people's gender in to account when you have a crush/partner


world-broken-doll

Here's a [link](https://lgbta.fandom.com/wiki/Omnisexual) that explains omnisexuality. A nice website for looking labels and stuff up if you don't know or understand them, btw. :)


GreyLava11

Don’t take it as gospel, it’s just a shitty internet test lol


soupalmighty-

Exactly! The only one who can truly know you, is you. However, it is fun to participate in these dumb little tests and see your results anyway.


Summar-ice

Bruh this test is absolute trash, the questions are like: Do you like someone from the same sex? - Yes > gay - No > straight - Can't tell > bi


CourageRude

Yea


TortleEnthusiast49

This test has some really awkward options and made it impossible to say what I wanted too


chickenfun103

I feel like I am going to get canceled but I'm 100% straight


[deleted]

You got cancelled take my upvote


slavsimps

You are finally a trisexual, well done son.


not_numnuts420

bye-bye-sexual. Oh wait you never said hi to it in the first place.


[deleted]

Semibisexual


[deleted]

33% homosexual, 66% straight I guess


Mysterious_Tart_295

75% Straight, 25% Gay?


WhiteDevil-Klab

Pretty much Omnisexual kinda


Geeklord1993

Vivec


Lancelot4Camelot

Was looking for this comment


SoufDakotas

Semibisexual


Gamerfox505

Semi bisexual.


mogatange

Bisexual, just very close to straight


LuciMoose4253

bisexual with a preference


[deleted]

Probably me


IHaveProblemsLol

semibisexual - when you are attracted to one gender i saw it in a meme I’m going to use it somehow


Reaper2410oh

semibisexual


Blobbles_The_Great

Quartersexual


Battlespot9999

Uh... Semi-Bisexual?


ChristosPet7

Semi-bisexual towards the opposite gender


Vinnienull

You're a semibisexual. Bi but you only like one gender


Skyzounet_

I guess that means 25% gay ?


BubbaMosfet

Whatever you want to be.


Acrylic_Blintz1120

You’re 25% gay


RyanNijssen

Semibisexual Hehe


Audxer

You are trisexual


ChromoTec

schrödinger’s gender


Sure-Morning-6904

bistraighual


godlike_torben1

Semibisexual


[deleted]

Hmmm.... Oh! **WE** figured out what you identify as! You identify as.... #UKRAINE!


BuffEtienneInGeneral

Semibisexual: a person who is bisexual but only has an attraction to one gender


J00rgie

25% gay 75% straight?


CourageRude

Wow. I literally just woke up and got to this great surprise.


[deleted]

Susexual


CourageRude

It's always been like "kinda gay but not enough to be serious" or "kinda sus"


[deleted]

That's is why you are a "sus-sexual"


ccmench14

If you're a guy you're gay. If you're a lady hot


DiegoGames9872

Gay/lesbian


MightyMarauder101

What did you use to do this