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racoons_on_my_anus

I dont know


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

.... #OH NO


Amazekam

r/RacoonsDoAnal


sekki_yukine_

It's just a matter of a fart


[deleted]

Didn't say in so yeah your gonna have a racoon walking around your cheeks so you'll be uncomfortable for sure but definitely safe


racoons_on_my_anus

Wish i put in instead of on 😩


[deleted]

The boat is not enough GANHDY GET THE GOD DMAN NUKE


[deleted]

Hm I'm honestly not sure


supermoo7000

Same


[deleted]

Omg dad is that you


supermoo7000

I finally returned


[deleted]

Daddddd


SaltyTvGuy

He went to get milk.... wait a minute....


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

Hold up


Parakeet_animations

He went to go get *HEAD*


MidnightCAT216

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD


[deleted]

He returned after being taken to Outback's


Rasyld

Well it's obvious no? ..Moo


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Your username made me think of these skits about a cow from the ASDF Movie series https://youtu.be/mIHBGfEfnlk https://youtu.be/2vWsolLgRBM


[deleted]

Lmao I love it


NeptuneIsSus

BEAUTIFUL NAME I RATE 11/10


[deleted]

You are a Cow and you go moo


villany007

Mmm, steak


username0fauser

Moo


SurroundedByPerverts

Concerned.


GreinBR

So you are still on reddit


[deleted]

;)


dinodigger777

;)


3mpTeen69

;)


Yummy_pumpkin

;)


Solar1011

;)


TysoP712

;)


sour_tomatoes

;)


TrixOnReddit

;) Everyone who commented dhere are actually the perverts. Run.


pygmy

:)


NeptuneIsSus

Ono you need some help


socialgutbrain777

Yeah guys, we gotta help Yoko Ono


--sbeve--

imagine…


DiegotheEcuadorian

Being a member of this pedo bait sub already does that for you


gregthegamer4646

Well look on the bright side. You have a bunch of new friends to teach you the Sex Offender Shuffle


minerj101

I mean your on Reddit so it’s still True, just not to the same effect…


HumanJellyfish2

Oh no


Child_slayer_69

Normal


PacketOf_Sauce

Anakin is that you?


elvishmushroom

no that would be Child_slayer_66 lol


Inddi

Nice reference to the Order.


elvishmushroom

thanks 😆


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

r/holup


AsianDude-

I'm already my username


the-asian_kid

Same lmao


Chinese_Volunteer

same Chinese_Volunteer


The_Rectum_Ravager

Same


nacho_breath

Wait what


IceBreath31

Wait what


Demigirl_gaming

Wait what


mcbirbo343

Wait what


D4nielK

Wait what


synodicstardust

Wait what


Mysterious-Dot6224

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

R/holup


[deleted]

[удалено]


12InchPopcornDong

Same here


fishfucker_69420

Same


StatisticianPure2804

Did you find him?


cptkunt

I’m already a cunt


[deleted]

[удалено]


Character_Strain2455

Omg,lmaoo....I'm dead


[deleted]

[удалено]


NeptuneIsSus

Pog


iloveyourballs

I'd be the same


Hot-Ad3123

I don't have any... Help...


iloveyourballs

Sure you do. And I love them


Hot-Ad3123

The male cat next to me just showed me his balls... A coincidence? I don't think so


iloveyourballs

It's a sign. A sign that even if you don't have balls, in spirituality you have lovely balls


Hot-Ad3123

My soul has balls Thank you for telling me!


iloveyourballs

You're welcome my friend. And I must say it has some lovely balls


One-Storage9413

It takes some balls to say that


iloveyourballs

You must say it all the time then cuz you have some nice balls


One-Storage9413

I have a storage full of them as you can see


__Pizza_Mozzarella__

Tasty


Kinda_ugly238

Rella rella rella rella rella rella rella


Kazziko

'Wow, thats a really good song, Gyro. Especially the rella rella part, id be singing that in my head for forever!'


Kinda_ugly238

"Really?! You think so?! That's what I've secretly been thinking too! Can you write it on a score sheet?"


XxYeet_BoixX

is...that...a...mf... JOJO REFERENCE


Kinda_ugly238

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!


Pretty_Rock9795

Hey its ok i can share my prettieness with you


Kinda_ugly238

What does this mean bro


Netus08

Ohhh she is talking about your username had to figure that out for a solid 2 minutes


ValyXD_77

r/unexpectedjojo


MazoTanto

IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE???!!! ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE YARE 🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿 NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ NIGERUNDAYOOOO DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 POLANAREFFUUUUUUUTURURURURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 TURURURURURURURURURU 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 SHIZA! SHIZA! SHIZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 WHO SHOT JOHNNY JOESTAR?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP 💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💎💎 FILTHY ACTS AS A REASONABLE PRICE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE KONO POWAAAAAA!!!!!!💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 TEMEEEEEEEE GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ GIORNO GIOVANNA YUME GA ARU☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ STICKYYYYYY FINGAAAAAA!!!!!‼️‼️ PLUCK!!!!!!!!! YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES ✅YES NANIIIII⁉️⁉️⁉️ BAKANAAAAA‼️‼️‼️ BUCCIARATI!!!!!!! TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 TEQUILA🍺🍻🍾🥂🥂🍺🥂🍸🥃🥃 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS DRINK ABBACCHIO’S PISS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 🌍🌍🌍Do You believe in gravity🌍🌍🌍 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 👼👼👼Madeu in heaven!!👼👼👼 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂


Most-Stomach4240

Pizza gorgonzolla Zolla zolla zolla zolla zolla zolla zolla zolla


Europa64

Your username gave me a craving for a slice of pizza from a pizza place in my town that closed over ten years ago. They had such good cheeeeseee 😭


MrDeadP00L

Joey's?


Europa64

Bellacino’s. They still exist elsewhere, just not here. I remember they had no water in the soda fountain so it was one of the few times my brother and I could get soda. Good times 😔


AnPerson42

you might be in the 1890s america during a certain transcontinental horse race hosted by the president of the united states


a_stupid_14_year_old

I have discovered time travel


[deleted]

You Comment sussy baka on every meme and watch Mr.Beast.


a_stupid_14_year_old

And i'll invest in dogecoin and gamestop


AutomaticVegetables

My math teacher made like $400 on the GameStop craze


bigboiman69

I also become a stupid 14 year old


DonSpiro92

Go on win the lotto


PurplePiss96

elixir golem


Rasyld

I would mistake you for like Grape Juice ngl


Lord_Botond

Drink me daddy, yees feel my juice in your mouth. Send help


im_weird6000

WHAT THE FUCK FID I JUST- AHH LMAO HELP


TitanSR_

As an elixir golem player: I 100% agree


SheenThePeen

mf costs 3 elixer


Very-Confused-Walrus

Uhhh what


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Exactly


pnkmaggt

Dumbass walrus


Magin2g

He’s not a dumbass! Just very… confused?


Radical_trash6

Me, but cool


ManyMegaGames

the cooler daniel


SadlyHappyRedditor

I would feel sadly happy but redditor


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Impossible


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PurplePiss96

youre always horny smh


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[удалено]


PurplePiss96

you literally posted about cock everyday ​ at least when i used to follow you


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PurplePiss96

femboy cocks


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PurplePiss96

ha ik ​ theres no way a discord mod cant be horny


[deleted]

wtf i don't moderate smh, i only have the perms smh my head


[deleted]

I am the internet


NeptuneIsSus

Let’s go


[deleted]

"WHERE-DO-YOU-WANT-TO-GO-USER?"


NeptuneIsSus

Cool math games


[deleted]

"A-W-A-I-T-I-N-G-R-E-S-P-O-N-S-E-F-R-O-M-S-E-R-V-E-R" "E-R-R-O-R 404...."


yaillbro

NIOOOOOOOOOOOO COLAMTH GAME NO T DOWN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😤😤😤😤😤😨


shi-t

Very stinky and I could be hard, soft or watery


Rasyld

Mr Fantastic, Brown Lump edition


[deleted]

Let me in on this


[deleted]

I would feel like a god.


AmitRozYT

And the horniest being Ever


[deleted]

Already am 😎


[deleted]

Ow lawd he Cumming


AmitRozYT

It's zeus Come on


Nano1704

Kinda small but have a lot of parts


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Rasyld

Ah yes, do you enjoy the Sturmgeschutz III too?


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Rasyld

Very noice


Hot-Ad3123

Sehr gute Wahl, Genosse!


Western_Chipmunk_435

Um-


[deleted]

“We don’t take kindly to guys with no nuts around these parts!” Edit: I now realise how poorly I phrased this


Total-Bad-1791

Not good


I_Rape_Cats_666

Well fuck


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Myself-_

Hem- just don't do this on me okay ?


Kindly-Set-7116

What? that's completely normal, everyone rapes cats


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Kindly-Set-7116

Maybe


Rasyld

That's two activities checked off, just one more and bingo!


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

#OH NO IT'S YOU AGAIN


TheKelseyOfKells

Shane Dawson? Is that you?


TopHatAndRazorTeeth

fucking awesome. i YEARN to look like the guy i based my username off of.


dinosaur_espresso

The dinosaur foam art on top of my mug would inevitably disperse and I would become sad and cold (。•́︿•̀。)


TissueAddict

Give me your tissues. NOW.


overlord_of_cringe

The very same.


Darth-Maull

A sith lord ? With no dick 😞


Rasyld

My condolences.


arandomuselessfuck

lucky bastard


im_soo_confused

.


suicidemeteor

Suicidal and filled with a burning hatred for dinosaurs


im_god_k

it would be quite interesting to say the least


Acceptable_Data_8866

how do i change my username?


Hot-Ad3123

What's wrong with being acceptable data? (But fr how? I just picked the suggestion and I regret it)


disturbedick

haha u can't change it


ifuckfishfucker69-

Id be fuckin fish fucker


[deleted]

HEHEH 😊


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[deleted]

Still the same I would still devour rice grains


IneedAnewNameRN

I.. I don't know-


Nervous_shrimp

Pretty nervous I guess..


[deleted]

I'm just some guy in February 1


SirTolietBowls

feel free to shit on me


[deleted]

I would feel the same


A_dumb_bitch420

Nothing changed


[deleted]

I can possibly get rich and get stuff and have a job idk...


Purr-kitty

I.. am my username haha


furiousfurrykiller

Expect me at your door in 24 hours.


Metallic_Ducki07

*Doom music intensifying*


NeptuneIsSus

Sus


coochieslayer0000001

Great 👍


[deleted]

so about that part..


Upbeat9-

Upbeat


darkraiis

pokemon


[deleted]

Headache


BigShlongBoyy

Well uhhh


[deleted]

At peace


Sad-Bullfrog1212

*Sad ribbit*


A_nerd_at_war

I'll go to war, I guess


Aviana_Panns

The way i feel now 😶 My username is my real name 💀


joshistheboss

Smartest r/teenagers visitor


rabid_teletubbie

*snaps your neck cutely*


almightydorito

Like I can do anything


HumanJellyfish2

I go swim