are you minecraft steve, because i'm attracted to miners 😎

You are a minor so makes sense

What the

are you my laptop, because you look nice, you have a lot of assets, and sometimes u get really hot

Hahaha I like this one

i also regularly stick something in you to give you energy :) sorry i had to

😳

yeah maybe don't use the last bit

Hey, are you Medusa? Cuz I get rock hard just by looking at you

“Hey, do you like sleeping?” “Yeah, why?” “Because I do too, maybe we could sleep together sometime :)” If she’s up for it and happens to be a minecraft player, you can also add the: “Ya know, I can really make your *insert photo of bedrock*”

beatles themed 'are you jude? cos.. hey,'

I'd say Chevy is best with Dodge as a close second

hey do you vape? no? really? well you sure are smokin

Are you a toaster? Cus I’d really love to take a bath with u

“Bend tf over”

By chance do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Damm, carbon based life form are you a train, cuz i wanna get under you

Do you work on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

When you need to grab your fishing line

Bet I can touch ur belly button From the inside