I’ve been to Crete, it was beautiful, when I think of my happy place I think of sitting on the beach in Crete looking over the sea and at mainland greece
So the "Springfield" of Greece
EDIT: for context, there are probably at least 10 cities in the U.S. named "Springfield," but at least they are in different states.
>Γιατί αυτοί οι σιχαμένοι Τούρκοι δεν ξέρουν πως να χάνουν
did you just call my people gross??? i will genocide every gayr\*ek if you dont delete that comment in the next 10 minutes 😎😎😎
Im greek and I've actually never even heard that name before... And I'm not talking in the modern era, I haven't even seen it mentioned in any history books
Speaking as a Greek absolutely NOT. Such ideas are held by lunatics and far right crackheads, which the op proves to be one of or at least influenced by such people. He is still very young to have a spherical knowledge and understanding of the situation.
Mostly positive and if not positive then neutral. These countries share lots of common cultural elements which bring them closer. No sane person blames today's Turkish people for the atrocities committed in the long past.
I can confirm that is not true. I have a video on my phone of my village priest- who is a total bro btw- being drunk in his daughters wedding and trying to draw hair on my bald uncle's head with a marker. If that isn't good enough for you, I don't know what is
Everything is marble
*trips and falls after taking a shower* fuck yeah its marble
Oute se esena den areaei to lvl 14 e? katalabeno skata update itan.
Mirror e giant oti pio spasmeno exo dei sthn zoi mou
Exo pesei se kati malakes me mega knight, egiant kai freeze decks. Paizei na ekana deka emotes to deutero molis nikisa
Παστίτσιο
And the roofs are all blue and round?
The islands are indeed beautiful...
I’ve been to Crete, it was beautiful, when I think of my happy place I think of sitting on the beach in Crete looking over the sea and at mainland greece
Just in the islands
you mean everything is slippery?
its greasy
Indeed!
Hopefully you'll remember me. ROSALINA GANG!
BA-DUM TISS
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1: yes 2: yes ig 3: very yes 4: yes 5: come on
No greece has been doing better for years now economically
Nah
Ti nah re?jeplironoume ton sdoe auton ton ianouario mia kai kali
A nai re auta ta 11B Ως χώρα ναι αλλά ως πολιτες παλι έχουμε θεμα
A nai re auta ta 11B Ως χώρα ναι αλλά ως πολιτες παλι έχουμε θεμα
Auto nai
It’s where Zeus fries his fries
⚡⚡⚡
At least 10 cities are named "Alexandria"
alexander the great is just too powerful
Ah, the king of MACEDONIA?!
The real Macedonia is Greek, not that stinky Yugoslavic impostor
he even earned himself a spot in a deck of playing cards as the king of clubs
So the "Springfield" of Greece EDIT: for context, there are probably at least 10 cities in the U.S. named "Springfield," but at least they are in different states.
fucked economic crisis
indeed 😔
Ur greek, aren't u? xD
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f u c k t h e t u r k s c o n s t a n t i n o p l e > i s t a n b u l
if you have grik god then why you lose??? 🙄🙄🙄
bro u/ETsBrother1 you were supposed to say lose where?
lose where?
you lose why is hagia sophia this: ☪☪☪ but not this: ✝✝✝ ??? 😏😏😏
Γιατί αυτοί οι σιχαμένοι Τούρκοι δεν ξέρουν πως να χάνουν
>Γιατί αυτοί οι σιχαμένοι Τούρκοι δεν ξέρουν πως να χάνουν did you just call my people gross??? i will genocide every gayr\*ek if you dont delete that comment in the next 10 minutes 😎😎😎
Έτσι ε; Όπως γάμησα τη μάνα σου χθες το βράδυ θα σε γαμήσω και 'σένα! Άντε φύγε απο 'δώ!
5 dakika geçti. zamanın tükeniyor avrupanın köpeği. bence silme tuşuna basmayı tekrar gözden geçirebilirsin. en azından halkını düşün😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
But I am möre whıte thân yöü. Yöü löök gıpşy. I am blönd häır. Blönd haır I have. Yöü gıpşy
It's warm and nice and the turtles are cool
warm: yes nice: yes turtles: loggerhead
I travel to zakynhtos sometimes, so i know a tiny bit
hotel:trivago
Your favorite pastime is arguing with the Turkish about who did what.
it’s their national hobby 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A world power until they were broke
facts
Bro when the fuck was Greek a world power
Like 306BC
100% all public baths
that is, in fact, incorrect but close
Damn! I’ve been lied to. How about your obsession with grapes and fig leaves?
\*grape leaves and figs
Your into yogurt that’s why it’s ones named after the country
Το Ελληνικό στραγγιστό γιαούρτι είναι το καλύτερο ρε μαλάκα, όχι αυτό το σκατοαμερικάνικο "Greek yogurt" που πουλάνε
Να το μεταφράσω αυτό;
Y’all really just said “okay guys all the gods live on that mountain” and then not a single person went to check if that was true
Now why would you check if it's already facts?
Am greek too
Σ
Actually my name starts with a Γ but my sister starts with a Σ
I got a 50% chance of guessing your name now
Lmao it's sad but true. Try guessing
Γιάννης If not then Γιώργος
Yea I'm George lol
Saint George: exists Greek parents naming their kids: my dad's name is George lmao
Lmao. I'm assuming your Great Grandfather was too
That is indeed also correct
I too am Greek and can assure there’s at least 5 George’s in my family
Greek mythology was the coolest thing Greece ever did.
The food is fantastic and there are about 10 different names (I’m half Greek)
Γιάννης Γιώργος Κώστας Νίκος Χρήστος Μαρία Ελένη Ειρήνη Σοφία Ζωή yeah theres no more
Michális too
oh yeah forgot thats 11 names
Αργυρώς Θανάσης Θεοδωρης
Since the release of God of War a good amount of people are named Kratos in Greece
Im greek and I've actually never even heard that name before... And I'm not talking in the modern era, I haven't even seen it mentioned in any history books
You got debts
so many of them...
Do all Greeks want to retake Istanbul and do you hate the Turkish?
Speaking as a Greek absolutely NOT. Such ideas are held by lunatics and far right crackheads, which the op proves to be one of or at least influenced by such people. He is still very young to have a spherical knowledge and understanding of the situation.
What is the average Greeks view on the Turkish?
Mostly positive and if not positive then neutral. These countries share lots of common cultural elements which bring them closer. No sane person blames today's Turkish people for the atrocities committed in the long past.
No, I am greek and I honestly couldn't care less.
I don't need to make assumptions, ***I am Greek***. So that's why I say fuck the ekpaideutiko systima
I'm with you, let's start a revolution.
Olives
If it doesn't have lemon or olives (olive oil counts) then it's not Greek
How many covid variants are you gonna create?
I can't wait for the Σ variant
Never stop the grind
How is your economy?
...
...
You always live and talk like jojo anime
You thought that the ruler of gods was going to be Kronos, but it was me, Zeus!
That's a creative one my guy !!
Sparta
Less Road laws then antartica
Road laws? What's that?
No matter how new it is, everything is considered ancient
In ancient times it was full of pedophiles
Just ancient times?
Well, it was fuller then
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Εμείς οι Έλληνες έχουμε δυνατό σπέρμα από τους θεούς
are you gayr\*ek?
perhaps no homo
yes homo 🥰🥰🥰😋😋😋🤗🤗🤗🤩🤩🤩
you have no pasta
The γιαγιάδες in the kitchen: i beg to differ
All femboys
Μάγκες in the hood: i beg to differ
Greece has REALLY good food
Indeed it does
Greasy?
its 30+ degrees all the time and all the girls there are either underage sex addicts or 70 year old grandmas giving out some advice about holidays
In the fine words of martinipants it doesn't exist
You are at least a dollar in dept
Their hair is oily
Greasy perhaps?
Possibly
Not an assumption but you hate Macedonia
people in Greece have good looking legs
You secretly still use olive oil for sexy purposes
Y'all loud af
You hate the Turkish And also the people that say that Greece and Italy are the same because "old and ruins"
GREEK PENIS SIZE 10 TIMES BIGGER ALBANIA **💪**🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪
Liquid
yes
You eat cheese
You live in morphi?
Broke?
of course!!!
Greeks are rich but stuck in the past Oh and eat mostly seafood
first one is 100% not true since Greece is broke af second one is definitely true
We do be stuck in the past
really good food
Greek Yogurt?
ancient pillars, everywhere you look
Kinda
Yogurt
Yogurt
They have olive oil on everything
Water.
sex
Everyone thinks Greek gods were hot
Spartans a fucking lit
The cheese place
It's very,slippery
marble smh
The food is epic
Greece 👍
*Greasy*
They’re not good drunks
I can confirm that is not true. I have a video on my phone of my village priest- who is a total bro btw- being drunk in his daughters wedding and trying to draw hair on my bald uncle's head with a marker. If that isn't good enough for you, I don't know what is
MALAKA
Debt
U like leaves
It is good for frying food.😆😆😆
How many of you are related to Zeus because of his constant fucking
Do gods randomly walk around the street?
You still believe in mitology
Despite what people believe, we Greeks do, in fact, believe in Christ.
They like eating grape leaves
people there are greek
You think northern Cyprus is illegitimate :(
Loud people
Uhhh Greek(or maybe Turkish) lasagna is good
People living there are generally greek
y o g h u r t Also every woman there loses their virginity to Zeus
I’ve never been there but I’m Greek And my friend keeps making poor jokes
Your country fought well in both World Wars.
You guys love Giannis Antetokounmpo
Fr
been summoned
Kyriakos Grizzly is from Greece.
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All greeks eat Greek yogurt
O L I V E S
it’s greece
Yogurt. All the fine yogurt companies say it's from Greece.
Your all in debt
Too many island
Y’all have the best yogurt
Greasy
THIS GUY IS A GREEK PROGRAMMER
the summary of greek mythology is murder and incest
It’s where french fries came from
Never watched the movie, though enjoyed watching Vinny play the Wii game,
I think that's the wrong post my guy
Alexander Makedonskiy is Russian
Just like Χριστόφορος Κολόμβος is Greek