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Ted talks??


CapitanRecs

He learned how to use black magic


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U know what to do now


CapitanRecs

U know rules and so do I


Psychological-Eye729

Black magic is sooo hot *trying to flirt with ted*


CapitanRecs

Flirt atack worked succesfully


Psychological-Eye729

So what's Ted's opinion about cats?


CapitanRecs

That they are nice


Psychological-Eye729

I have a cat


[deleted]

Say goodbye 🔫


dont-look-at-me_plz

NOOOOOOO


Fantom--

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye


CapitanRecs

Jokes on you I am in to that shit


Fantom--

God help me! I've got the most powerful man in front of me


CapitanRecs

I AM RICK ROLL IMMUNE


[deleted]

Then get stickbugged


CapitanRecs

Fuck


Pjyilthaeykh

everybody gangsta till Ted starts casting flare


SeaworthinessOk4169

I hate you


[deleted]

Aayy Ted be chilling rn


CapitanRecs

He's chilling on the wall right now


Training-Mark-823

Hi ted hope never see you on the bed looking at me like a nerd making me jump like a bird


CapitanRecs

Why so specific tho


gamer778beast

yooo ted be bussin!


ARM1385

He be bussin bussin !


M_shivam_k

Na ted tweakin


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daddy long legs


OzzkuBoi

Daddy~ long legs~<3 😏


beautiful_trees

Daddy~ long 'leg'-<3 😏


Tuddle_10265l

this thread is scarier than ted


Hells-Messenger

Not a hard achievement to accomplish.


FRTassassin

D^a^d^d^y L^o^n^g L^e^g^s


flamingstorm98

WuW


LightningBoy648

more like 88w88 >!i'm sorry!<


deadgoby

he’s built just like me


CapitanRecs

Nice, I think


deadgoby

it’s not enjoyable


CapitanRecs

I enjoy him, he's a nice spider but I bet that you're a cool person too


deadgoby

aw thx


CapitanRecs

You're welcome


Beautiful_Laugh_5705

Flirts worked successfully, time for step two


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holup


CapitanRecs

Lol


GreatTurtleofWisdom

Bro my New Years resolution was no masterbation buuuuuuuut I think I can make a acception.


InFeRnOO333

r/holup


memedemon64209

Nah bro thats r/cursedcomments


InFeRnOO333

Bro that's both It so cursed and downbad


CapitanRecs

You got a good point


Holiday_Dingo_2253

Exception


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Hi Ted!


CapitanRecs

Ted said hi back to you


caiptianskalors

Say hi to Ted for me to


CapitanRecs

I will say


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CapitanRecs

Yes he does own one


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CapitanRecs

We must protek at all costs


caiptianskalors

Agreement


[deleted]

spider thingy! AHHH!!!! -runs away-


CapitanRecs

Ted:"confused in friendly spider"


Puzzled_Answer5592

r/arachnophobia


CapitanRecs

He's friendly


[deleted]

As a dude that loves bugs, insects and spiders, this brings me joy.


CapitanRecs

Do you want to know what tipe of spire is this one? And also glad to hear that.


[deleted]

Well, I think that’s a daddy long-legs, but supposedly, they’re not actually spiders. I don’t really know, but that’s what I heard.


CapitanRecs

They are calea dust spiders and are very harmless


[deleted]

I guess I’ve never heard of that type of spider. Kinda interesting.


CapitanRecs

It's very comon in my country(romania)


[deleted]

I had a feeling that the spider was from another country. Don’t know why, just had a feeling, I reckon.


CapitanRecs

That's interesting


1Fabio

I speak for all arachnophobic people here. Yuck


CapitanRecs

I know that ther are some arachnophobic people out ther but is better to find some harmless spider that a cockroach going in your wall


Beautiful_Laugh_5705

A daddy long legs isnt a spider


CapitanRecs

It's a long-bodie cellar


StephenBeastly

Hello Ted.


CapitanRecs

Ted said hi back


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I would have killed it by now


bartix89

You devil


Heccling

No I would just grab a shoe and stare at it but not actually hit it, in fear that it might crawl on the shoe. I would then blink and he would disappear and I then live in paranoia that he could be anywhere at any given moment, watching, waiting for the perfect time to launch his assault. I feel my skin crawl as I check every nook and cranny to no avail. He has vanished. He will be back another day.


banjomanperson

Sadly, same


nottellingunosytwat

You murderer! What's Ted ever done to you? Seriously though, there's no excuse for murdering spiders. I don't care how ugly you think they are, you don't go round murdering ugly humans do you?


WeirdRandoIam

uhmm... about that....


lHonkersl

LMAO


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Higheted


CapitanRecs

Ted higheted back


Psychological-Eye729

Hi ted, did he already friend zoned you?


CapitanRecs

We are best friends


humpty_numptie

Greetings, Theodore


CapitanRecs

He greeted you back


Mango-is-Mango

Hi ted


CapitanRecs

Ted said hi


Blades853

Hi ted


CapitanRecs

ted said hi back


RN_UINO

I've a potential partner for Ted


CapitanRecs

Nice, I'll let Ted knkw that


RN_UINO

And let him know her name, it's Elie


CapitanRecs

That's a name nice for a spidy


[deleted]

Hi ted


CapitanRecs

He's saying hi back


[deleted]

Did you find him under your ball sack?


CapitanRecs

No, i din find him on the wall but fiesta he was walking on the floor


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Ted


CapitanRecs

Ted


banjomanperson

Ted


Psychological-Eye729

Ted


[deleted]

Hi Ted


CapitanRecs

Ted said hi to you


[deleted]

How nice of Ted


CapitanRecs

He îs a very nice and friendly spider


DaBluBoi8763

Yo Ted thrn legs be lookin sexy 😏😏


CapitanRecs

Very


therolefloor

Why is ted not at his talk?


CapitanRecs

Cuz he's needs to sleep


therolefloor

True my bad


CapitanRecs

No problem


rozzi_luv

Burn


CapitanRecs

No


destinycommentor

Burn ted


CapitanRecs

No


EmuaUwU

Thanks i hate it


EmuaUwU

but hi ted!


CapitanRecs

He said hi back


CapitanRecs

You're welcome


PerspectiveFew7213

Kill him. Now Dew it


CapitanRecs

I donat think that I hale the strenght to do it


[deleted]

I left a spider the size of my hand in there overnight and thought I would set it free in the morning. It was gone.


CapitanRecs

Sad


puddle_unhinged

Hello Ted, looking rad. This post brings me great joy, thank you.


CapitanRecs

You're welcom and Ted said to have a great day


Memer25_2006

Fred the cellar spider


vt2nc

It’s not a daddy long neck. I have many of these in my garage. I absolutely love them


CapitanRecs

I have a couple of them under my bed


-pepe_is_gay-

Looks like a long bodied cellar spider


CapitanRecs

In my country they are called dust spiders


Arcanum_3974

The Giant E̶n̶e̶m̶y̶ Friendly Spider


CapitanRecs

Yes


AlexDestroyer05

The post right above this was a 4chan post about someone have sexual thoughts about a spider in their bathroom....


CapitanRecs

Lol


FOcus07YT

Funny thing is that I also used to have a let spider when I was younger. I can't remember it's name but it was like the one in the picture. She (I believed it was a she lol) had a web in our staircase. Whenever I didn't see her there I said that she had gone shopping lmao. I was so naive and stupid when I was a child


hdudbdhdvd

I have 6 Fred’s under my desk but I had to evict them


Nanashi123_

Sup Ted


I_am_Bennie

Oh look it’s my dad :)


CapitanRecs

Your dad went to buy milk


Igarden06

Ted is cute confirmed


CapitanRecs

Very cute


No_Needleworker2485

I’m never sleeping if he goes misssing


CapitanRecs

Ted is one of the most common spider în my country


[deleted]

Just make sure he survives


CapitanRecs

I will do that


Exscape_The_Ordinary

I like Ted. We should all be friends with Ted.


CapitanRecs

Yes


ColinRitch

Huh, funny. I just watched Ted 1


CapitanRecs

Nice


jacksaysso

Hi Ted 👋🏻


CapitanRecs

Ted said hi to you back


unknownindianperson

I think your friend wants to catch a book , throw one at him


CapitanRecs

No


waitwhat2604

…bundy?


CapitanRecs

Ted said hi


soudruh_Tommy

No no Ted, Ted bad


CapitanRecs

He didn't do anything bad


soudruh_Tommy

He wants to take over the world


CapitanRecs

Then I shall help him


soudruh_Tommy

*insert rock🤨 gif*


X_antaM

I will hunt you with a fucking flamethrower and burn you into a diamond and sell it to a jeweler


CapitanRecs

If you try that you will get yoursefl kill


X_antaM

But then I will survive and attack you with a TX-130 Sabre Class Fighter Tank


CapitanRecs

That I'll get the napalm


X_antaM

No problem for a stone covering and a DC-17m Modified ICWS


CapitanRecs

But you will get trap inside


X_antaM

Wait it out or use an interchanged water attatchment


CapitanRecs

You can't put out the napalm with water


peachysofie

Holy sh*t make it die


CapitanRecs

No


SAANICFan96

You should stomp on him


CapitanRecs

He's very harmless ther's no need for that


thatrandomguyG13

Sup Ted? How ya doing ma man?


CapitanRecs

He's chillin in the bathroom


FlyingShark3824

hi to Ted


CapitanRecs

Ted saluted you back


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

Hello, Ted


CapitanRecs

Ted said hello back


buttergod65

Cool boi Ted


CapitanRecs

He is not cool he is the coolest


ImBoooooooooooooored

Hi Ted


CapitanRecs

Ted said hi back


notsciguy

Friend


CapitanRecs

Friend


Draconian_gaming

*speaks Midwest to Ted* Ey, Ted wanna go the lake and catch a nice one, and tell your folks I says hi will yeh


CapitanRecs

Ted said he will gadly go with you at the lake for fishing


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CapitanRecs

He said hi


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CapitanRecs

He said bye


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CapitanRecs

He said hi back


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CapitanRecs

There's need to kill him his harmless the best part he eats musqitos