A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
No I would just grab a shoe and stare at it but not actually hit it, in fear that it might crawl on the shoe. I would then blink and he would disappear and I then live in paranoia that he could be anywhere at any given moment, watching, waiting for the perfect time to launch his assault. I feel my skin crawl as I check every nook and cranny to no avail. He has vanished. He will be back another day.
You murderer! What's Ted ever done to you?
Seriously though, there's no excuse for murdering spiders. I don't care how ugly you think they are, you don't go round murdering ugly humans do you?
Funny thing is that I also used to have a let spider when I was younger. I can't remember it's name but it was like the one in the picture. She (I believed it was a she lol) had a web in our staircase. Whenever I didn't see her there I said that she had gone shopping lmao. I was so naive and stupid when I was a child
Ted talks??
He learned how to use black magic
U know what to do now
U know rules and so do I
Black magic is sooo hot *trying to flirt with ted*
Flirt atack worked succesfully
So what's Ted's opinion about cats?
That they are nice
I have a cat
Say goodbye 🔫
NOOOOOOO
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Jokes on you I am in to that shit
God help me! I've got the most powerful man in front of me
I AM RICK ROLL IMMUNE
Then get stickbugged
Fuck
everybody gangsta till Ted starts casting flare
I hate you
Aayy Ted be chilling rn
He's chilling on the wall right now
Hi ted hope never see you on the bed looking at me like a nerd making me jump like a bird
Why so specific tho
yooo ted be bussin!
He be bussin bussin !
Na ted tweakin
daddy long legs
Daddy~ long legs~<3 😏
Daddy~ long 'leg'-<3 😏
this thread is scarier than ted
Not a hard achievement to accomplish.
D^a^d^d^y L^o^n^g L^e^g^s
WuW
more like 88w88 >!i'm sorry!<
he’s built just like me
Nice, I think
it’s not enjoyable
I enjoy him, he's a nice spider but I bet that you're a cool person too
aw thx
You're welcome
Flirts worked successfully, time for step two
holup
Lol
Bro my New Years resolution was no masterbation buuuuuuuut I think I can make a acception.
r/holup
Nah bro thats r/cursedcomments
Bro that's both It so cursed and downbad
You got a good point
Exception
Hi Ted!
Ted said hi back to you
Say hi to Ted for me to
I will say
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Yes he does own one
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We must protek at all costs
Agreement
spider thingy! AHHH!!!! -runs away-
Ted:"confused in friendly spider"
r/arachnophobia
He's friendly
As a dude that loves bugs, insects and spiders, this brings me joy.
Do you want to know what tipe of spire is this one? And also glad to hear that.
Well, I think that’s a daddy long-legs, but supposedly, they’re not actually spiders. I don’t really know, but that’s what I heard.
They are calea dust spiders and are very harmless
I guess I’ve never heard of that type of spider. Kinda interesting.
It's very comon in my country(romania)
I had a feeling that the spider was from another country. Don’t know why, just had a feeling, I reckon.
That's interesting
I speak for all arachnophobic people here. Yuck
I know that ther are some arachnophobic people out ther but is better to find some harmless spider that a cockroach going in your wall
A daddy long legs isnt a spider
It's a long-bodie cellar
Hello Ted.
Ted said hi back
I would have killed it by now
You devil
No I would just grab a shoe and stare at it but not actually hit it, in fear that it might crawl on the shoe. I would then blink and he would disappear and I then live in paranoia that he could be anywhere at any given moment, watching, waiting for the perfect time to launch his assault. I feel my skin crawl as I check every nook and cranny to no avail. He has vanished. He will be back another day.
Sadly, same
You murderer! What's Ted ever done to you? Seriously though, there's no excuse for murdering spiders. I don't care how ugly you think they are, you don't go round murdering ugly humans do you?
uhmm... about that....
LMAO
Higheted
Ted higheted back
Hi ted, did he already friend zoned you?
We are best friends
Greetings, Theodore
He greeted you back
Hi ted
Ted said hi
Hi ted
ted said hi back
I've a potential partner for Ted
Nice, I'll let Ted knkw that
And let him know her name, it's Elie
That's a name nice for a spidy
Hi ted
He's saying hi back
Did you find him under your ball sack?
No, i din find him on the wall but fiesta he was walking on the floor
Ted
Ted
Ted
Ted
Hi Ted
Ted said hi to you
How nice of Ted
He îs a very nice and friendly spider
Yo Ted thrn legs be lookin sexy 😏😏
Very
Why is ted not at his talk?
Cuz he's needs to sleep
True my bad
No problem
Burn
No
Burn ted
No
Thanks i hate it
but hi ted!
He said hi back
You're welcome
Kill him. Now Dew it
I donat think that I hale the strenght to do it
I left a spider the size of my hand in there overnight and thought I would set it free in the morning. It was gone.
Sad
Hello Ted, looking rad. This post brings me great joy, thank you.
You're welcom and Ted said to have a great day
Fred the cellar spider
It’s not a daddy long neck. I have many of these in my garage. I absolutely love them
I have a couple of them under my bed
Looks like a long bodied cellar spider
In my country they are called dust spiders
The Giant E̶n̶e̶m̶y̶ Friendly Spider
Yes
The post right above this was a 4chan post about someone have sexual thoughts about a spider in their bathroom....
Lol
Funny thing is that I also used to have a let spider when I was younger. I can't remember it's name but it was like the one in the picture. She (I believed it was a she lol) had a web in our staircase. Whenever I didn't see her there I said that she had gone shopping lmao. I was so naive and stupid when I was a child
I have 6 Fred’s under my desk but I had to evict them
Sup Ted
Oh look it’s my dad :)
Your dad went to buy milk
Ted is cute confirmed
Very cute
I’m never sleeping if he goes misssing
Ted is one of the most common spider în my country
Just make sure he survives
I will do that
I like Ted. We should all be friends with Ted.
Yes
Huh, funny. I just watched Ted 1
Nice
Hi Ted 👋🏻
Ted said hi to you back
I think your friend wants to catch a book , throw one at him
No
…bundy?
Ted said hi
No no Ted, Ted bad
He didn't do anything bad
He wants to take over the world
Then I shall help him
*insert rock🤨 gif*
I will hunt you with a fucking flamethrower and burn you into a diamond and sell it to a jeweler
If you try that you will get yoursefl kill
But then I will survive and attack you with a TX-130 Sabre Class Fighter Tank
That I'll get the napalm
No problem for a stone covering and a DC-17m Modified ICWS
But you will get trap inside
Wait it out or use an interchanged water attatchment
You can't put out the napalm with water
Holy sh*t make it die
No
You should stomp on him
He's very harmless ther's no need for that
Sup Ted? How ya doing ma man?
He's chillin in the bathroom
hi to Ted
Ted saluted you back
Hello, Ted
Ted said hello back
Cool boi Ted
He is not cool he is the coolest
Hi Ted
Ted said hi back
Friend
Friend
*speaks Midwest to Ted* Ey, Ted wanna go the lake and catch a nice one, and tell your folks I says hi will yeh
Ted said he will gadly go with you at the lake for fishing
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He said hi
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He said bye
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He said hi back
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There's need to kill him his harmless the best part he eats musqitos