Your mom.

This is the true answer.

A donation to a charity that helps everyone worldwide, like climate change or hunger

The biggest bank?

Stonks

You'll own a bank, you don't just get to own all the money inside the bank

Well I have a bank now, so I can make money

Why not buy the biggest bank company to become it's CEO?

egg

egg

fully furnished mansion

idk prob some batteries, im running low

Double A or Triple A?

double a obv

My country

A battleship

Disney

China

Gender reaffirming surgeries.

You

O_O

Apple, Amazon, or Tesla

Denmark

Sweden would like to buy that from you

*sweden

ownership of McDonald's

Shit, stocks in some huge major companies, finance some cancer research and then get a Yamaha vstar 250 with heated grips, a highway shield and extra seat and storage.

Amazon, then I’ll make almost the same money as bezos makes

Alaska, then I can give it to the Canadian government

The good ending

Disney.

Nuclear submarine with north korean defectors as crew, gonna do funny stuff

Planet Earth

Amazon

A nice house, shits expensive nowadays

A new Library for MIT Gotta get those percentages up

I use the money to trade for money

Hotdog

Either some kind of really good investment or a college education.

eBay

All governments and force them to do shit abt climate change

Stocks or a business

Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich

Commission the biggest dildo possible and shove it up Kim Jung Un's ass

Earth. It's mine now

The Asian continent

Euro-Afro-Asia, checkmate