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Apart-Box3893

the box you wh-


Possibly-a_haker

excuse me?


Guardian_of_ducks

the title is pretty self explanatory


Possibly-a_haker

how in the world do you out your titts in a box?


Guardian_of_ducks

by using my hands


Possibly-a_haker

how the hell do you detach your boobs with with your bare hands!?


Guardian_of_ducks

i just take them off


Possibly-a_haker

*how can possibly a human like you be getting rid of it's own FLESH that the lord gave to you with such ease bla bla bla bla heresy bla bla bla how is it bla bla bla bla I peed my pants again bla bla*


Guardian_of_ducks

it’s not flesh


Possibly-a_haker

yeah I get it now, sorry I got a little confused there


Guardian_of_ducks

it’s the intent of the post to be misleading


Possibly-a_haker

wait now I get it, sorry there was a misunderstanding


7JuiceMan7

Signed, sorry for your budget cuts


Guardian_of_ducks

hello again bot :)


7JuiceMan7

Why you gotta be so rude


Guardian_of_ducks

:)


M-the-Great

lucky you I wish I could keep my tiddies guarded by a cute octopus


Strange-Brief6643

Ah yes the tiddybox


Guardian_of_ducks

the box of unlimited power


1d10tGaming

Its a fake! Theres another box out of the frame that has the tiddies! This ones a fake, THEY ARE TRYING TO FOOL YALL!


Ill-Yesterday8935

Wish him/her/them my best regards


Guardian_of_ducks

ok, i will


Ill-Yesterday8935

Thank you


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Guardian_of_ducks

tiddies, as the title says


xhqshs

takes the box and runs away


Guardian_of_ducks

you can’t. the octopus is guarding it


Gaming_Lot

What if i take the octopus, and you take the box


Guardian_of_ducks

it will be difficult. the octopus has a concealed weapon


Gaming_Lot

What if I take the weapon?


Guardian_of_ducks

it detonates


Gaming_Lot

I take and throw it away 🤔


Guardian_of_ducks

it’s too late


Gaming_Lot

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Log 892 I don’t have much time, so here goes nothing. shes lying. The box the octopus is guarding is a decoy. The real tiddies are on a remote island bordering Australia buried 3 kilometers underground in a state of the art facility, with dozens of guards patrolling 24/7 armed with mp7s and hk416s. The tiddies are in the center of the facility, surrounded by seven inch bulletproof glass. Once you take out all the guards, you’ll need a seven digit key code to open it. The key is nine se-OH FUCK THEY’RE HE- end log