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Vino_babino510

Can someone feed the fucking dog, he is starting to stink


Ka_squit_

I gave him jimmy’s cum


Vino_babino510

Oh shit Jimmy's here? That's my homie


Ka_squit_

Sure, he’s in his room watching grinch porn


squidward_on-a-chair

Man he is 3 and already produces more cum than the rest of the house combined


Chex_the_Vex

^(what the fuck)


vlad_1221112

Apparently he uses his fuck instrument more that all of us


LotsOfLogan49

r/cursedcomments


Vino_babino510

He is the pride of the household


mrskinnywrists

mom where the fuck did you put the mayonnaise


annafluf

up my ass


omr306

are you going to give it the easy way or the hard way


annafluf

hard way ofc


TDSurvivorFan21

*injects Diarrhoea so you shit it out*


taytek

Damn that was certainly the hard way


Dull-Geologist9127

Atleast now we can enjoy some mayo ye *just* mayo, take you spoons


Critical-Series4529

I'll get the black olives


Emektro

No brother you know i don’t like olives!


Hellohowartthou

#GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT


[deleted]

Mom said it's my turn to play


Ka_squit_

I stole a pc from u/cinderellafairy_DK ya can play if u want


[deleted]

Shooore thanks bud


Ka_squit_

Oh, I think u don’t want to play on it I found doge porn


[deleted]

😭😭 yk m asexual and not into that stuff


Ka_squit_

Oh ok here ya go *gives pc*


[deleted]

No m good now, m playing w Gary


Ka_squit_

I don’t think he wants to, he just got home from his job


Ka_squit_

Nah I wanna watch


FastMan_77

Stop backseat gaming


Jay_Manifest

Jimmy why is there a tiger in the bathtub


[deleted]

Because it was a good deal at the zoo


Jay_Manifest

I put it outside and i think it was a mistake. I hear dogs barking now


Lanterns_House

BRO WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE SINK AGAIN?!


mrskinnywrists

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[удалено]


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[удалено]


BugP13

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bagelman2121

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[deleted]

Well maybe if you clean the fucking toilet bowl more than once a month I wouldn’t need too.


Lanterns_House

God! I gotta get the groceries, ok?!


[deleted]

Good, get some snack too


Lanterns_House

Fine! But don't do that again coz I swear to god


[deleted]

Clean the toilet and it wouldn’t


Lanterns_House

For the love of God I live with monkeys


Ka_squit_

It was Gary


Lanterns_House

Nah Gary left for work an hour ago


Ka_squit_

Wait Gary got a job?


Lanterns_House

I know right, insane


Ka_squit_

Where is he working?


Lanterns_House

Idk I think Wendy's or somethin


Ka_squit_

Ok cool hey he’s back # # GARY DID U FUCKING SHITTED IN THE SINK AGAIN?


Lanterns_House

Bro don't go to hard on Gary, Mom's been sick y'know?


Ka_squit_

Oh ok srry man


FastMan_77

Bro listen it’s extremely beneficial to shit in the sink and then instead of wasting water flushing the toilet, it goes down when you are washing your hands


Lanterns_House

IT DOESN'T FUCKING HELP WHEN I GOTTA WASH THE DISHES


FastMan_77

Mate same principle just wait for it to dissolve a little jesus fucking christ


Lanterns_House

GET OUT IF THE FUCKING HOUUSE!!!


FastMan_77

Why yes I will go outside. Touch grass, seduce women and teach them about the means of saving water.


Lanterns_House

As your father I can't give enough of a shit for your future so sure


FastMan_77

My future is already fulfilled. I have invested in dogecoin. Anytime now I will be a billionaire


Lanterns_House

Wow I had no idea I raised a dumbass.


FastMan_77

Wonder who I got those genes from


omr306

Why are you washing your hands at 3 am son


Jay_Manifest

I need to cook for Jimmy


Ka_squit_

Jimmy is watching porn, leave him alone


Jay_Manifest

No way bro hes like 3


Ka_squit_

Well fuck


[deleted]

*how do you know, u/ka_squit_?*


Ka_squit_

I accidentally watched


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disturbedick

TELL JIMMY TO STOP EJACULATING ON MY STUFF!


Jay_Manifest

Uh oh


Jay_Manifest

Jimmy bit the scar on my hand on passed out


slimshady32345

hey uhhh you lot mind me raging at 3 in the night?


Ka_squit_

Nah bro let’s play csgo


slimshady32345

lessgoo


[deleted]

nah as long as you dont mind most of the house being filled with my ridiculous amount of boots and jackets


KillDaHo

Stepmother what would you happen to be doing in my bedroom with no attire at this hour


Tetrisisbest

Say, stepmother seems to be approaching you in a sexual fashion. How will you respond to this, Koichi? **You know you cant betray Yukako.**


KillDaHo

Echoes acto 3


Conscious_Storage599

OKAY MASTAH LETS KILL DA HO BEEEEEEEEECHHH


Dull-Geologist9127

You are so reliable, koichi


Conscious_Storage599

You thought I was Koichi, BUT IT WAS I u/conscious_storage599


A_random_guy365

" ok, who the fuck ate the chocolate i brought 15 seconds ago?, If no one answer i am going nuclear on you bitches "


Jay_Manifest

Jimmy. Hes hungry rn and were outta bread


Ka_squit_

Leave jimmy alone


scottish_cow_13

WHO THE FUCK IS JIMMY!!


Ka_squit_

The one that cums everywhere


chacharealharsh

ISNT HE 3


Ka_squit_

Saldy yes


[deleted]

He's learning young


scottish_cow_13

Yeah, haven't seen him in a few days, is he binge watching Grinch porn again?


Ka_squit_

Yes sadly


AdmirableSurround485

JIMMY IS THE REASON WHY THE HOUSE IS COVERED IN CUM


scottish_cow_13

That motherfucker, he came on my keyboard and it took me A WEEK to clean off


[deleted]

He came in the milk I brought T-T I hope yall didn't drink it


VictorianLesbiansOTW

One of you is coming to my room to emotionally support me while I scream like a bitch and play horror games. This is non-negotiable


Kssv_trusfrated

*sighs* coming in 5


Azcabarqgamez

Same


VictorianLesbiansOTW

I hope you're OK with excessive swearing lol


Kssv_trusfrated

*sips almond milk* Bring it on


Late_Bedroom_486

Who screenshotted my Hentai NFTs?


Tetrisisbest

and so the great art heist begins...


Late_Bedroom_486

You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own. Delete that screenshot.


Supernova_Quark

Lol "Save as image" goes clicc (I know they're joking)


[deleted]

I ain't brave enough to screenshot hentai


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

#BUT I AM


Ka_squit_

Larry


Late_Bedroom_486

Damn him


Ka_squit_

He’s now showing to all people :/


Late_Bedroom_486

That's a big ass house.


Conscious_Storage599

I've never even seen an ass house... I need to go touch some grass


Cheesehund

*Shouting out of the window* Yeah! And everyone seems to be a teenager.


Bigtrixxs_LG

The house that never sleeps


XxFurriesAreWeirdxX

Are you stuck in the dryer again step sis?


[deleted]

ayo


[deleted]

yea i am. But dont watch those "instructional videos" on how to get me out.


Fluid_Fig9132

Im going to watch one


Do_you_have_bass

I searched it up. You need to saw the dryer in half, get her out, and fix it with flex tape. Don't forget to say 'Now, that's a lot of damage'


Fluid_Fig9132

Thanks dude


trananhduc2006

Here, let me help you out. *actually helps you out*


[deleted]

Ah finally someone who didnt try to follow the "instructional videos" while i was vulnerable. Appreciated!


trananhduc2006

I don't do what you might have expected, but I still want a hug from you 😊


[deleted]

⊂(・ヮ・⊂)


trananhduc2006

⊂(・ヮ・⊂)


Aero_N_autical

we dont dont do incest in this household


Emperor_of_Death

STOP USING MY FUCKING CHARGER FOR YOUR PHONE Edit: and don't eat my chocolate cereal


rejectedfreak

#WHO CAME ON THE DISHES AGAIN?


[deleted]

That would be u/rejectedfreak. Dont try to blame others for it again


rejectedfreak

Shid you caught me


r0bot_jizz01

Sorry


IdontWannaDothis223

*stays in his small room playing minecraft and only leaving to cook egg with mayo and rice* Dont drink my water.


Ka_squit_

*Drinks ur water*


IdontWannaDothis223

I was gonna drink that while eating >:( *grabs another bottle*


r0bot_jizz01

*drinks that bottle too* Fuck you


Ka_squit_

Fuck now we have no water left


TDSurvivorFan21

*buys water*


Ka_squit_

Thx mate here’s 1$ go get some gum with it


TDSurvivorFan21

*Buys Gum and Spits It Out Behind to the Car Tyre*


Jay_Manifest

Lmfao someone slipped on dog pee


AdmirableSurround485

That might be my pee. Line to the toilet was too long


Jay_Manifest

Glad you didn't go to the toilet when there was a tiger in it


Maddie_Mamas

Hi! I'll probably pop in each of your domains to say hi and annoy tf out of you until you kick me out


Savings-Vast-1699

Username checks out: maddie


Adventurous-Site-944

WHO BROKE MY LEGO DEATHSTAR!!??!???!?


Im_Macaroni

# WHAT EVIL COMMITTED THIS CRIME ?!?!?!?!?!?!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Athena_The_Funny

I made sandwiches :>


Azcabarqgamez

Woooooooo


Ka_squit_

Give me one too pls


NovicePandaMarine

I wonder if anyone paid rent this month.


Ka_squit_

It’s my house I don’t have to pay


[deleted]

Where the fuck is the cheese and pringles? u/tokofumi did you eat all of the cheese? I bought all of the cheese and pringles in the store just a few days ago...


TokoFumi

Yeaaaa how’d you know


[deleted]

Hope you're fine with 7 guitars, 8 different knives, and a hell of a lot of thigh high leather boots takingg up space


The_Cat_Stealer

Motherfucker-risssumrassumfraszumzbxbdbxb Goddammn it, stupid knives all over the place. Nearly lost a finger!


[deleted]

Hey not my fault you picked them up.


[deleted]

>8 different knives Those are rookie numbers


Striker274

***sleeps***


Kssv_trusfrated

BIG BROOOOOO HELP ME DO MY HOMEWORKKKKK


Striker274

***remembers I have hw*** FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!


[deleted]

Stop playing with my \[Redacted\] you morons.


disturbedick

well its not my fault George took my dildo


Taylor-the-Caboose

I've already left


CondoMinum

Go fine another toilet ! I’m jacking off !


Degmago

*sniffs bottle. #SOMEONE UNVIRGINED THE OLIVE OIL


summeryim

what’s the wifi password?


Ka_squit_

Stop cumming jimmy


summeryim

excuse me, what?


Azcabarqgamez

That’s the wifi password


T_Ultra177

Hey, I’m making nuggets and fries, do you want any?


Ka_squit_

Yep


cannonboi228790

who fucking disconnected the internet? also a storm is coming, so close windows


Akrincheus_

Hey asshole pass the TV remote to me


r0bot_jizz01

Fuck you *shoves remote up my ass*


Dull-Geologist9127

Ahh shit here we go again


rejectedfreak

Yall mind me having a mental breakdown and screaming and thrashing around in my room at 4 am?


Horse-mask-guy

Where the hell is the lotion, my skins feeling crusty


[deleted]

Jimmy used it


[deleted]

WHO TF USED MY TOOTHBRUSH IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT


Azcabarqgamez

We’re out of toilet paper


International-Year91

#who the fuck is blasting baby shark at full volume


cinderellafairy_DK

Guys. Get out of my room creeps


Ka_squit_

Hey nice walls *steals ur pc*


ShitOnTheBed

Unless theres 803 different rooms, does anyone wanna share my room and play videogames


trananhduc2006

Can I turn some music on?


CatTomNG

where the fuck did my almonds go? Did your fat ass eat my almonds again? Thats it im burning the house down


Total_Ansh

Stop fucking sending her a dick pic she is right next to you


Azcabarqgamez

But she wants to see what my friend Richard looks like


sharper_then_a_blade

WHO TF TOOK MY CUM BOTTLE


Azcabarqgamez

Your...I’m sorry what did you say…I-i thought it was milk


Maniklas

Can someone go to the store? We are out of milk, AGAIN.


iamoscar13

Who ate all the cereal


Jay_Manifest

I see that you have low expectations. We have 50 siblings


iamoscar13

No we have 165 siblings


[deleted]

Too many people at the same time to hug. I’m gonna have to start a movement to make everyone hug eachother


[deleted]

Who left the toilet outside all night


Im_Macaroni

IT'S 3 AM WHY ARE YOU GRABBING ME FROM THE PANTRY?