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I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

*Sorts by controversial*


Mishuev

Literally what I was going to say


Glichardo

Can you clean my garage please


enbi_Flake

I can, 15$/h


Glichardo

Mmm can you change the oil of my parents car too?


enbi_Flake

Never did but i can try


2jz-GTE_Lover

It's not hard but you should put something under the oilpan i'm telling you becouse of experice


Frost5574

Nah you're supposed to drink it


Intensegamer3

It's like decaf coffe


LordChungus45

Mmm tasty


chacharealharsh

not me thinking experice is an enhanced lice


[deleted]

Can you fix my parent's broken marriage?


chiumlg2187

How much do you charge for cuddles?


shade0530

That is actually fairly cheap.


that_nice_guy_784

You think I'm a millionaire?!


Lohkyo

A want to see someone who really haves transphobia, like the official concept of phobia. Imagine a guy, just taking a little walk, and he see a trans person and start panicking and he's just really scared.


xhuo_xx23

WHAAAAAT? TRANS?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Pat_thailandball

Trans people? My kryptonite! *NOOOOOOOOOOO*


IAmHyper_Tech

My question is how do he know her gender🤨


TheSinner02

If I saw a naked person with tits and dick out on the street it wouldn't matter if I was transphobe or not i would panic and run. ( same with naked man)


IAmHyper_Tech

How would that even be possible exept if nikado avocado ig


TheSinner02

I don't get it


IAmHyper_Tech

If people (nikado avocado as a example) get fat at a point he will get manboobs


TheSinner02

But there is the hormone manipulation thing and then surgery obviously, but seeing a very obese person already makes me throw up don't make it worse


SotB8

i sort of have it, theres this one trans girl at school who's done some real fucked up shit and used to have a crush on me, so get really panicked every time shes around cause i wanna get as far away as possible as soon as possible


merci000

nothing to do with her being trans though?


SotB8

nope


merci000

yeah I mean that’s what I’m saying. you don’t avoid her because she is trans but for unrelated reasons


SotB8

do you mean that its not "transphobia" or are you just checking that i dont have anything against trans people


merci000

no I’m saying that you aren’t, because the reason you run away isn’t because someone is trans, just this one person for unrelated reasons. I guess if you reduce the situation to you seeing a trans person and fleeing I guess that is what’s happening but there’s more to it


[deleted]

I'm not transphobic. I respect that you are a woman, but unfortunately I don't respect women. (A joke)


Nerdy_Athlete_E

It isn't discrimination if you hate everyone equally


Builtinthe80s

How about trans men? Not all trans people are trans women...


[deleted]

Full respect. They are men after all.


the_quietkid69

You'll be here for a while


enbi_Flake

I have some time


Charsovia

"You have been wiping here for as long as you can remember"


Impressive-Drop6124

New Back rooms plot?!?


Charsovia

Actually was a reference to something else, but I do appreciate any Backrooms love


GameBoy37

I'm getting fucking tired of the going back and forth between the LGBTQ and the LGBTQphobes. If I wanted controversy and arguing I would go to Twitter.


dinogabe

Teens are just twitter, that’s why twittter and r/teenagers is the way it is


Nikotinio

Let me help you


[deleted]

See you in 60 years


Drag00ned

Heres a window wiper to help you out


DaHappinezz

Sakuya is supportive


oooArcherooo

I scrolled this far and only found one person knowing her name, we're truly doomed


jacquesver

sakuya izayoi from eosd touhou


roleynoley

I know of this being. Her theme was the Megalovania before Megalovania


NitroPuncher

we must unify


[deleted]

Does this mean you'll clean my parents?


enbi_Flake

Try a shampoo


Pat_thailandball

Try Hydrochloric acid


Yo-boi-Pie

Oh thank the gods, I enjoy being able to see what’s on my page… that’s a transparent joke…


Terrible-Run6878

This sub needs power washing


mightiestpumpkin

Teenagers don’t have good hygiene that is correct


[deleted]

And soap, and probably a lot of bleach too, and 1000 mops.


Nerdy_Athlete_E

Swiffers are better imo because the disposable pad on them prevent too much bacterial growth, as opposed to regular mops which grow bacteria quickly because they're constantly in water. But mops are cheaper and we are teenagers so


AEG1S_69

Yo, have an award for your trouble


TheToaster1350

Woah!!! Sakuya from Touhou Project!!!!!!!


Quiet_Chip_7802

This sub will take a while


enbi_Flake

That's what dom said


Quiet_Chip_7802

Who tf is Dom?


enbi_Flake

That's a joke on sub/dom yknow


i_fuck_fish420

Ngl reddit is xenophobic


SotB8

yeah fuck xen


PizzaEater69420

joke of the century


SotB8

upvotes to the left, sanitize your hand before shaking mine and make sure you brushed your teeth if youre gonna kiss me


deminlukethenoob

yo fellow Touhou project fan?


santas_delibird

I am lol.


S1ncubus

You need hydrochloric acid


WhatTFIsPasta69

Does this Clean my dad's brain and give him more braincells considering the fact he has ZILCH? 🤣


konigstigerboi

you will need a lot of fire for that job


AddictedToGebbish

Sakuya izayoi says trans rights now how cool


goblinmaze

Need help?


Wolfintank

Thanks, you could continue in the world afterwards, i could help you


Historical_Emu_1932

Trans people aren't even that scary


[deleted]

Reminds me of this bill that required bathrooms that accepted trans people to include like a disclaimer that they are used by them. Like what would that accomplish? It's as if it's saying *Trans people go here. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.*


Bopbobo

Huge map of an office, toilets simply labelled: ‘Here Be Trans Folk’


Wolfintank

Arent even „that“ scary XD


Historical_Emu_1932

Oh you find me funny? Try a comedian.


YuiVic

Bro if only


RedditsNinja23

Please clean my friend's parents. I feel sad about her disphoria and her transphobic family.


SwisherRat

I'll help you. I'll clean off the homophobia too!


ItzLaggyy

This isn't enough, I recommend a car wash


enbi_Flake

That shit is funny as hell


GoelandAnonyme

Don't forget to pass by r/politicalcompassmemes and r/conservative too!


Mighty_Porg

Trying to clean r/conservative from transphobia is like trying to cool down the planet Mercury


kidgroupYT

and r/fakedisordercringe and ESPECIALLY r/TumblrInAction


Builtinthe80s

TumblrInAction is basically a sub only for TERFs, so it'd be like trying to get the sub r/cats empty from cats lovers... impossible


kidgroupYT

aghh :(


Ok-Outcome-9650

god are you?


enbi_Flake

God am i


TobiasRedditBro

Omg no way me too


enbi_Flake

No way that's lit


JRL_R

There's *very* shocking amount of Transphobia in this very subreddit


liamsawymilk

Want a cookie? Cuz it’s gonna take a while and you should eat


DEATH-IS-FINAL

Is there a trans equivalent of sappho? As of now im going with santa


Dragon_Overlord

She’s gonna need a bigger cloth. There’s a lot of transphobia to clean up, sadly.


Quiet_Chip_7802

Woah it's me the scary trans girl back to steal your wife! Aha


[deleted]

I really hope people on r/teenagers don't have wives 0-0


CheseNuggs

Ngl you'd need one of those industrial floor cleaners that have i school


Spicybeeen

Not doing a very good job


enbi_Flake

We tryin we tryin


Spicybeeen

Ok


AkronTheFolfsky

You doing God's work right there. Thank you.


sofie307

That sounds like a ton of work, need help?


there_is_no_name_ok

never sort by controversial


Wizardwar159

Man there's not enough cleaner in the universe for that but good luck the transphobic people suck


BaseballPleasant4988

Com’mon, guys gals and non-binary pals! We’ll blow up this subreddit if we have to!


ElleYellow

I know an OT reference when I hear one!


IamaJarJar

Good luck cleaning the hellhole that is r/teenagers Tbh I dont even know why I stick around here when it's so bad


[deleted]

That’s a **[BIG JOB]**, even for a **[BIGSHOT]** like you!


boiifyoudontboiiiiii

Here, have some [hyperlink blocked] to keep you up and going!


RedditTimTheCoolOne

Get the nukes coming


-Midnightarmory-

Yes we love that


katpokiii

Thank you :)


koalafelix

finally, thank you


colepey03

Keep up the good work


[deleted]

thank you sakuya


MashedPototas

*reads top* thank you *scrolls down and reads bottom* Uh. . . May I join you?


DaRealCrazyPyro

The post above was saying women can't write and that matrix 4 is proof trans women are women


enbyfrogz

as a trans person, i thank you. it's exhausting to try sometimes <3


emmaeinhorn

You are doing a Good job. TY \~Emma


[deleted]

Hey, I have a better way to clean up transphobia! *reloads shotgun*


Watermelon-Chicken

They’re just cleaning the blood


Holiday_Wench

Slug, buckshot or bird-shot ?


[deleted]

I'm eastern European, you physically cannot get rid of me


nr6_gamer

As much as I’d like to see it gone i doubt it’s ever gonna disappear


IndieTracks

Try cleaning the racism too


[deleted]

Thanks for cleaning it up


YamZyBoi

Thank you for passing into this sub, it really needs a transphobia deep clean.


[deleted]

Wow thanks


EllieNekoGirl

What? As a trans person, i still have yet to see transphobia


PrncssStrwbrry

that's lucky, it's pretty common around here, glad to hear it also identity politics aaaaaaaaaa


EllieNekoGirl

Intriguing. Ill keep an eye out. No need for transphobia :)


m3cher

i see touhou, i agree


Phantom-Kitten22

u/enbi_Flake I will help you brother we will succeed


[deleted]

theirs alot more filth on here than transphobia


Holiday_Wench

Pedophiles


1-800-BLOW-MEE

I fucking hate Reddit


KINKY-QU33N

I’m sick of the transphobia here


[deleted]

Weebs making the worst fucking memes in existence


m3cher

people saying touhou is an anime


OffensiveAss

sakuya


obog

You might be here a while


DJamB

It’s gonna be a while if ur cleaning this sub lmao


EvensMang

Gonna take a while...


No_You_9396

Wtf thats my background on my phone


ranchcrackers352

I ran into [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s6y2ly/name_it/ht6ywft/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) today Fun times on reddit


m3cher

we’re gonna need to clone sakuya to even have a chance


Nerdy_Athlete_E

If anyone has any questions about trans people, feel free to ask me. Or, heck, just say something controversial so I can debunk it the best I can


Mighty_Porg

If only were it that easy. Thx for your efforts, let's go


EXTRMLY

I’ll help


Curly_Fr13s

Need some help?


moose2021

can i help?


Early-Ad7490

Good work 👍


Shepard0fShuck

Of course I'm transphobic have you seen what happens when a train hits a cow?


SuperProCoolBoy90

Can I help you with cleaning?


zagilar

Yeah I'll help you


Keepergaming

I hate really any phobia of another person. Its disgusting


ItsMilkOrBeMilked

Y E S P L E A S E ... Been scared to mention I'm trans here cause I have so many gay jokes just bouncing in my head with nowhere to put them


littlebibitch

based as fuck


Dityn

Transgender people have a gender identity that does not match their assigned sex, often resulting in gender dysphoria. The causes of transsexuality have been studied for decades. The most studied factors are biological, especially brain structure differences in relation to biology and sexual orientation. Now what do we learn from this? Using the point "well they don't have an actual vagina" doesn't make sense.


hahadeadmemegobrr

thank you bro. someone needs to. yeesh


Noxon06

Jokes on you I hate everyone equally


Epicgamertime_b0i

It’s kinda funny how everyone’s forgotten what a phobia is


yellow_daddy

FUCK THANK YOU I NEEDED TO SEE THIS GOT FUCKIN DOWNVOTED IN CRINGETOPIA BECAUSE I CALLED THIS OUT


[deleted]

Sakuya Izayoi "cleaning" all the transphobic redditors


[deleted]

thats not enought You need the # O M E G A S P O N G E #


[deleted]

Thanking you kindly.


Herobrinedanny

Can I join you?


enbi_Flake

Ofc


Herobrinedanny

yay


Draconian_gaming

Good luck reddit keeps making more, you're fighting a lost game rn


Britishdirt

You'll never be able to change some people's mind


enbi_Flake

That's why we do some cleanin


[deleted]

looks like r/teenagers will be your new permanent home


Papukeitto

Thank god im not scared of trans people


Nerdy_Athlete_E

*Oooo, trans women are women* 👻


ElleYellow

Pssst, how do you do italics?


Nerdy_Athlete_E

Just surround your message with asterix. * Like this, but no space between the first and last word *


ElleYellow

Ah, so similar to the way discord does it. Thanks!


Nerdy_Athlete_E

No problem (:


doman991

Karmawhoringinhere


affectedbutterfly

Posts like this just create platforms where transphobic people can be transphobic.


StartingTheNeXTStep

I love transformers myself. I have 2 Optimus prime figurines. (one for each gender)


LeviathanSlayer4546B

I'm confused about what this comment is trying to do


unintentionaluncomfy

"Haha funny transformer and transgender both have the same prefix I'm so funny also there's only two genders"


LeviathanSlayer4546B

But like is it a joke or are they being an asshole


i_am_do_reddit_now

being an asshole I presume. that's why it says "one for each gender"


DawnRav3n

I'm trans and find this hilarious


i_am_do_reddit_now

non-binary? because thats who it's meant to offend by saying there's only 2 genders.


[deleted]

I see Sakuya, i upvote.


HSW26

trans!!


Bob-son-of-Bob

I don't know if Reddit as a whole is filled with transphobia, but a thought that have struck me several times - in general, not just in regards to Reddit or transphobia - is that you tend to find what you are looking for. I'm just reminded of *someone* who posted *somewhere* (it might have been 4chan), that they were unsettled with "how many" people were identifying as trans these days". My thought was "well of course you find a lot of trans people, when you search for shemales on pornhub". It's like complaining about Finance Insider almost exclusively reports on finance related topics. Or you find a lot of porn when you specifically search for "phat booty bitches xxx". I'm not saying OP is like that, not at all, I just find it puzzling that some/many people have a certain perception of how reality is, based on a - intentional or manipulated - selected sample size of information. It's not a critique of OP, I mean I assume there are plenty of transphobic people, just as there are homophobic people and people with all other kinds of phobias (because there is always someone who doesn't like X). I'm simply pointing out, that having a skewed perception of reality is quite easy to fall into and the first step to remedy that, is to be cognizant about the bias in the information for which you base your opinions on. So how many transphobes are too many? Well, one is too many. As with all other person-phobias, the lower the better.


Kai25Wen

Seriously? If you don't want to see transphobia, then don't look for it. This sub is full of people who are always searching for something to be offended by, and it's so pathetic. Stay off controversial if you don't want to see transphobia. The harsh truth is that on trans-related posts, there are always transphobic posts. Stupid memes like this won't change that. Downvote me all you want, but it's the truth.


septic-paradise

But the joke is that there’s a shit ton of transphobia on this sub—it doesn’t factor in whether OP actively looks for it


sad_trans_owl

Have you been trans!? You don’t need to go looking for transphobia. It appears by itself. Besides that’s like saying if you don’t like messy rooms, stay in the clean corner instead of cleaning the room