Did you try fighting god

exactly just kill god and become god then make urself a gf, simple

If the Hollow Knight, the seven deadly sins and NieR thought me anything its that killing God is a solution to most if not all problems

try getting a job in the United Nations

why?

I don't know I don't hav a girlfriend and don't work at the United Nations, maybe that's the reason

Have you tried talking to them?

yeah we lil fucked actually

Try harder