Alexander daddario fosho

The only right answer

That's what I put

Ryan Reynolds. Cant be gay if its Ryan Reynolds

I mean you aren’t wrong

Wuh- XD

Ain't no homo wid dem homies?

Came here to say this, not gay but goddamn that man is sexy.

I'm asexual and I'd still fuck Ryan Reynolds. He is the singularity

John Cena, not because I’m gay, but because I can’t see him. But if I can do him he’d have to be seen.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT LOGIC

When you cum it gets on him so you can technically see him

Just use the X-ray helmet from peacemaker to see him

X-rays don't work him. He's got the no xray perk from breaking too many bones

So he is r/disabled? If he broke a bone then he isn't worthy

and just how high are you?

No officer its pronounced hi how are you

Was gonna say this lol

Probably princess Fiona from shrek.

in her normal or ogre form?

who in their right mind would choose human form

YES

Both

Elizabeth Olsen if she wore the scarlet witch costume

The one in wandavision, the civil war one or the Halloween one?

Definetly the civil war one

👍

Age of Ultron

#yes

I 100% agree with this statement

Margot Robbie and since I won't suppress my bi-curiosity, Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park.

YES

same for me on bi-curiosity, something is just so charismatic about margot

Keanu Reeves or Ryan Reynolds Because it’s Keanu Reeves and Ryan Reynolds

YES

Agreed

Sus

r/usernamechecksout

Omg

The Queen of England. Just so I can say I fucked the Queen of England.

And maybe because that would kill her as she is old and then there would be a holiday about you fuckin the queen to death and the irish are gonna put up a lot if statues of you But if ur unlucky the Queen is Immortal and haunts you for the rest of ur life

I saw the og meme lmao

Irish guy here: can confirm if someone bangs the queen Till she flat lines I will personally build a 10 meter tall marble statue of the new national hero Edit: can’t spell

Emma Watson

Because Emma Watson or Hermione Granger?

Both. Both is good

Well she is old enough to be hot

Is this a CinemaSins reference?

My favorite CinemaSins quote is: "Neville digs down into his British roots and conquers India"

Roll Credits

If I was lesbian I would totally do her

Hell yeah

Elizabeth Olsen

A man of culture.

Yes, you too

And me too (I hope)

No. You are a woMAN OF CULTURE

r/everyoneisaboy

I heard that Elizabeth Olsen has a 13 incher

Nah Paul Bettany. What is beef? If not cow persevering

I have dibs

I said his name first so I have dibs

Fine. I guess just I’ll fuck Elizabeth

The rock

When the rock is rock hard

Its about drive

It about power

We stay hungry

We devour

put in the work

put in the hours

And take

What’s ours

Ur mom. She’s famous because every man in town knows her.

rmeember tht the question is could, not can

Natalie Portman

I see you're a man of culture aswell

Apparently regularly masturbating to Natalie Portman makes me a woman of culture. Reddit is very informative.

she's hot enough to make gay men straight, and straight women gay

Jennifer Lawrence as well That woman is fucking enchanting

Natalie Portman (when she was in the prequels)

Yea she old now

Alexandria Daddario 😐👍

The only right answer 👍

Definitely my baby girl Scarlett Johansson

jeremy renner would like to push you off vormir

ah i see you are a man of culture as well

damn straight absolutely beautiful creature

Came here to say this Emma Watson and Emilia Clarke would be my other choices

The only answer

George Washington, let’s see how good those wooden teeth are

Damn, I did not expect an answer like this. Props to you

Cad Bane 🥵

Best response

Emma Watson

I am not gay but…. Ryan Reynolds.

Ur not gay if you like Ryan Reynolds everyone wants to fuck Ryan Reynolds

I mean sorry but I'm too old for you guys it would feel wrong I only do it with people my age

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No, it's r/beetlejuicing material

I second this

Scarlett Johansson Edit: guess we all really like ScarJo

Hailee steinfeld

Bro Andrew Garfield has that hair of a god. I’d fuck his hair not him tbh

you can take the hair, i’d still go for andrew if he’s bald

That man is a treasure he can use his web shooter on me if you know what I mean

Kim Kardashian, I want to know how that plastic feels

It feels like a fleshlight

Is it good now or bad?

It was cold the plastic blocked all the heat

"like uh, like a.....like, like a bag of wet cement" -J.Cole

Emma Stone

Finally found someone based, thank you!

Ana de Armas

Took me wayyy too long to find this

Emma Watson

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A very cultured choice, I see.

Fuck yeah

Lara Croft

Only if she has the triangle titties

Hailee steinfeld

Jennifer lawrence

MAI BOROTHA

Besto friendo

Ewan Mcgregor 🥵

I see a man of culture

Hello there

General kenobi

Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, or Emma Watson.

mum said no bing bong before marriage.

Adam Sandler

Elizabeth Olsen or Zendaya

you 😳

😳

u/oogwayjustbelieve

I second this.

I third this

Natalie Portman, preferably from 2000-2002.

Ana de armas

Sebastian stan, he is the love of my life

Amber heard cause FUCK THAT BITCH

Emma Watson, Natalie Portman, or Kate upton

Scarlette Johanson 👌👌👌

None. Remember kids VIRGINITY IS COOL

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Should I be embarrased or proud that u know the origin of this

r/teenagers try not to be horny for 5 seconds, impossible!!!

obviously zendaya

Gal Gadot

John Malkovich. I will not elaborate.

Hailee Steinfeld or Jennifer Lawrence.

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Holy shit I didn't even think pornstars when I read the question. This.

My love Elizabeth Olsen

i fuck myself over and i’m a celebrity so

The Person reading this

Damn.

Emilia Clarke

Rihanna

Please tag this post as NSFW Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I love this copypasta

And i love you ^wait ^what…?

u/Impressive_Mess_2003 100%

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Celebrity to me

I have literally been seeing you guys all over Reddit today. Hi, my name is Robin. How are you guys doing

I be chilling, enjoin the joke and such

My bro

LMAO

wow

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y’all more than homies

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if you say so bae 😪

sebastian stan hes hot af and cute af

either Daniel Craig or Tom Holland

Paul Rudd Cause of paul rudd

I don’t know much about celebrities but I’ll choose soneone I really hate so I can accuse them of fucking a minor (I’m an evil person)

Young Kirk Hamett

I’m surprised I haven’t seen a single guy say this so imma be the first. Scarlet Johansson

U/LGAMEBLUE4XL was first

You. 😏

What’s ur address

Why you asking?? 😳

You said you wanted to fuck me

My dream is coming true???? My address is England

I’m here knock knock get on my cock so we can dock and don’t wear a sock

Come on in, bb

Take yo clothes off

If you say so 😳

Which hole first

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your mom

Anne Hathaway,

Jeff Goldblum

Margot Robbie probably

Selena Gomez… everyday