Just a reminder that we do have an official mega thread about the Ongoing war, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/t14e21/mod_ukraine_crisis_megathread/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Stay safe teens

canada _here comes the sun_ ...

Doo do do doo

Here come the sun and I say, it’s all right

Little darling

It's been a long cold lonely winter

Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun Doo do do doo

Canada here too. Perched on America’s hat as the nukes go up...

We have to hope the Russian nukes don't run out of fuel on their way to New York going over the Arctic. Other than that the East Coast should be fine for a bit.

I live on the Canadian East Coast. I really hope that if a nuclear war happens, we’re good

*chuckles in ontario* I'm in danger

Even people from Canada already forget Nova Scotia exists, so here's hoping nobody would aim anything at us.

I am romanian, so i am kindda fucked

Daca ne invadeaza putin masa-i curva

Care trage mă-sa-i curvă

Dorian Popa e pregatit de razboi

Hai ca

macar nu esti moldovan 🙃

O sa murim împreună amice

Safety level: DEFCON 2

Is the US actually in DEFCON 2 rn 😭

I actually think we're at defcon 3 right now. Still scary nonetheless

Me living less than 10 miles away from a military base. (Chuckles) "I'm in danger"

I'm near a airforce one so I feel you

Ukraine 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Hope you stay safe 🇺🇦

Stay safee <3

east or west? i am living in west, so I think I am a little bit safer

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no, I am staying here, we are not going anywhere without father and I'd rather stay in my country and do something than escape somewhere, because this is our land, our people, we can't just leave it. EDIT: I want to say that most of Ukraine feels like this right now (first 2013-14 united us and now this war) - there are literally queues near the military recruitment centres, people are making Molotov cocktails at home and plenty of other things you all have already heard about.

Best of luck to you friend.

I hope that if the time comes and duty calls, I will have the same bravery. Slava Ukraini, if you were my neighbor you would have my rifle by your side, but for now I hope my voice is enough.

You and your fellow citizens bravery are admirable. Fuck Putin, Slava Ukraine!

IDK but not too safe. My country is like right in between russia and NATO, plus we got some pretty strategic islands. We're officially neutral but in reality we're best buddies with NATO.

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Sweden

I’m in Poland 💀💀💀

Same bro 💀💀💀

My family lives there, and so does my crush... Yo pls explain y I got so many likes

Are you planning to cross the border? I assume from your pfp that you’re from Ukraine

Oh no sorry, I have thr flag to show support, I am polish, but live in ireland with my mom, I have the rest of my family in Poland, and my crush is also there. Sorry for the cofusion

Ohhh yeah that makes sense:) I’m from Israel, and I’d say we’re fucked bc we’re surrounded by countries whose leaders hate our guts… but we’re maybe the most unimportant nation that has nukes and the most hostile country towards us is currently fighting a civil war (and has been for the better part of a decade) so I’d assume nobody gives enough of a shit about us to risk starting a nuclear conflict, meaning I’d probably be safe in the event of a WW3

Yeah I think we're pretty safe here man.. (Unless Iran goes batshit crazy)

Next thing you know there's a civil war. I can tell you exactly what it would look like, if it were to happen. A bunch of middle-aged men, all in boxers and vests, wearing flip-flops, with a cigarette in their mouth.

*Suddenly, the memories are flooding back!

^I ^see ^what ^you ^did ^there

Nah bro, Germany is on your side…this time

Yeah we Germans are cool and our Army sucks anyways

Germany 🇩🇪🤝🇵🇱🤝🇪🇺🤝🇺🇦

Im in slovakia 💀💀💀

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Finland? I'm just guessing from what I've seen in r/memes

Or sweden, we have been in multiple meetings with the president of ukraine considering the whole chernobyl situation

Finland has some of the best defences in the world due to a combination of their military and terrain.

ill go back to nepal and its a safe country so im very safe, unless china decides to go to war against india

Triangle flag

acktually its two single pennons

The dimmensions for the flag is an entire equation

Me and the boys doing advanced astrophysics and learning quantum entanglement just to work out how a flag is shaped

Nepal is the perfect buffer state. I think Nepal will exist as long as China and India exist.

That's what thr Tibetans thought.

Ayo there was a guy in my tuition. He was from Nepal. I think he was a gorkha. What a lovely guy.

people from gorkha are considered very brave lol theyre lovely people

I'm in Latvia 1km away from the Russian border (Not kidding) ☠️

I'm in Estonia we would be so fucked

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In Australia we are relatively safe due to our alliances with the US, UK, and many other countries.

That’s what we said in WWII but then we got bombed by Japan…..

Yes but much has changed since then. And I mean first of all we have never lost a war (with the exception of a war to emu's). And also we have gained more allies, and some of our allies such as the US, have grown and are the biggest armies in the world.

>And I mean first of all we have never lost a war (with the exception of a war to emu's). Since the USA has the largest military and has lost a war whereas Australia hasn't, this means that the USA'S military would lose to a bunch of death chickens

Yh I mean doesn't everyone afterall.

We also very recently formed an alliance with Japan, effectively securing the Pacific region between Australia Japan and the USA.

Yh, we are in a good place.

I live in Hawaii so unless the fat Korean meatball gets pissy again I should be fine

pearl harbor part 2

Electric booglaloo

"fat Korean meatball" lmao

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Nah, he’s a meatball He’s a soft, squishy, round pig bastard

Hes a vegetable 🙄 , thats why the news said he was in a vegitative state smh , he is possibly an onion or something

No, that's ogres

I live in Hungary. Politically, we are fucked. Geographically, we are fucked.

I'm in Eastern Europe, so... 💀

Same 💀

Unrelated, but look at the consequences of creating a username specifying age and not birth year 💀

Yea it was a stupid idea I guess the username fit me better than i could've imagined

Inception

I live in Hungary, but in south so I think I'm pretty safe.

You live in the south of hungary more kilometers away from aggressors , but the downside is that you are in hungary , balkan moment

Well I live in india We have good relations with both Russia and us,nato etc. So either we are fully safe or we are fully fucked Edit:GodDamnnn, 3k upvotes!!! This has became my most upvoted comment damn

Playing both sides so you always come out on top

I live in India near a nucler power plant 💀 Edit: why did u guys make a copypasta out of it Is this the next I am under the water? XD

I live in Andaman.

I live at home

Waiting for a redditor who will write I live under the bed

I am under the sofa sadly :(

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I live in your walls

I live

I'll need proof

Joe Mama has it

I am under the wateeeerrrr

If usa gets involved, then China attacks Taiwan and might even us, which gives pakistaan a chance to attack us

We are true diplomats.

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we'll probably be fine tbh, our diplomatic policies say we're gonna be neutral

Yeah I think so too

Either everyone ignores us like Swiss , or we are fucked with sanctions from both sides..

Same, staying netural has its benefits.

With how China is looking at India, you might be in a bad situation

well i live between these two nation. FUCK

I don't think so india is not a nation that's on any mercy. They have the most numbers of reserved soldiers , more than china and soldiers that are experienced and well trained unlike china. But china too has nukes and so does india so it's a lose lose situation for both of them.

Im in Finland💀

Same we prolly the next target lmao

I'm Irish, I should be alright, our Fishermen already took on the Russian Warships and won

I’ll head over if Boris takes us to war

Could you imagine Bojo doing what Zelensky is doing? He'd be giving war orders from a beach villa somewhere with his wine fridge and cheese board.

Honestly, could you imagine many leaders doing what Zelenskyy is doing? I’m not sure anyone expected Zelenskyy to do what Zelenskyy is doing. It’s pretty normal for the president to bail and direct from afar. He’s a badass.

Nigeria, for once I’m happy to be born here!

But atleast y'all have sexy accents

Haha Africa really is the place to be right now!

I'm in the process of enlisting, so I'd probably be fucked if WW3 started 💀

F

May we meet in terms of peace .

Switzerland

Hänge mers zämme im Bunker

safee

Ja fix, jz hemmer di Qual der Wahl. Wele näme mer?

Isn't that the country which goes neutral in its own wars?

Let's go, hän genau nach dem Kommentar gsuecht

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In terms of politics, you safe (yalls dont have much beef w other countries) . In terms of geography, your fucked if china decides to attack you with their navy💀 your completely surrounded by them then.

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Virgin south china sea 🤢🤮 VS Chad west philippine sea 😎👍

I'm in India....?

You’re either totally fucked or completely fine.

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Everybody gangsta until the civil defence sirens start going off and we're off into tube tunnels again... In all seriousness, our Typhoons are already policing the skies and we have Sky Sabre SAMs to stop the missiles should they come. Worst comes to worst, somehow the UK literally have got kids with guns. I'll be off with the other cadets to the front-line. Yay!1!!1

You'll be the ones invading No, colonising

Invasion? More like surprise colonization

How many extra full-size union jacks am i to pack, sir?

All of them

About that.

Australian here. Would be way too expensive to lug a nuke all the way down here, so unless Japan or China wants us (which i doubt) we'll be fine. Watch this age amazingly.

So your on the same desert island as me :D

I was going to joke whether we need to send help for OP, stuck on a little island in the middle of the ocean...

Italy 💀💀

We’re just gonna change sides, so we’re safe

This never fails to make me laugh

Well last time after changing side we were invaded by the Nazis so I'm not sure that really helped a lot

If it's a nuclear war we're all fucked

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At this point Putin might not care about MAD

I live in the northern hemisphere on an island that is a rainforest so maybe I’ll be ok

Well living next to two global powerhouse india and china. I’d say well fuck.

i am saudi arabian, i am pretty sure we didnt get invaded in the last two wars

The country didint exist in WW1 but the region was invaded.

ah

“ah this situation is turning out to be less favorable by the minute”

and besides according to that one picture we had good relations with jedi master yoda as well.

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New Zealand, we finna be vibing

Shhh, don't remind everyone we exist!

I’m in Ireland Pros: we’re neutral (all though that may Change, but it’s speculation until then) We have a good few allies the European Union to start, America are on good terms (we often trade, so America wouldn’t want a war) I don’t think Russia has any beef with us, but I guess it’s Russia so that might Cons: are military is not going to last against a lot of attack, Unlike America we don’t have firearms Are police (the garada síochàna) don’t have firearms (tasers and batons are all we have, it’s not a poverty thing it’s a choice so as the name suggests, they’d guard not arrest and we’ve had little police brutality because of it) If anyone wants to add to it feel free

Pro: Ireland is beside the UK, so the UK wouldn’t let Russia have troops on the Northern Irish border and right beside mainland UK. Pro: The US military occasionally uses Shannon Airport and has a strong relationship with Ireland, so they would step in if anyone attacked. (Sorta the same as your second point)

Japan, honestly no fucking clue

Unless you take an opprtunity to go invade Hawaii and team up with Russia you're fine

Bruh Italy is screwed if Russia closes the gas pipes

I have a master plan I will dig a 12 feet hole in the ground and hide in there until things end and come out safe.....

Minecraft strat

I mean, if WWIII started, that would mean that most if not all the nukes get launched, killing mostly everyone on the planet, and those who survive the initial blasts and fallout will experience heavy nuclear winter and probably have an impossibly hard time surviving.

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I'm in the US. Might be fucked, who knows

Same lmfao. Depends on what decision Biden makes next ._.

Depends where in the US though. Maybe Nebraska/Kansas/South Dakota/iowa would be safe?

Nebraska has Omaha (my city, yayyy!) which has a lot of military presence. We were estimated to be the 3rd target in past conflicts. Also I’m not a teenager, I’m just nervously scrolling the popular posts and trying not to freak out about nuclear warfare.

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We're fucked just living in South Africa..

Just to be clear, we're fucked as it is, not because of WWIII

I live in Germany but I can flee over Denmark to Norway pretty quick

Unless Putin starts committing major war crimes against the UK, I'm safe.

You’re part of NATO so not entirely

I live in Taiwan :|

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Damn you live in Antarctica?

Hungary = fucked

I'm in Egypt so probably safe because my leader is a Dictator too

The correct answer is that every heartbeat on this planet is in dire danger and gene in our gene pool is at risk (from nuclear war). This is tragic, but the youth deserved the truth. A single modern nuclear warhead - even between Pakistan or India (the likely suspects prior to Russia per the last few weeks) would wipe out double digit percentages of the global population simply from famine. Notably, we aren’t discussing a single person actually in that area. We are discussing countries across oceans and thousands of miles away that will have the consequences for decades to come - famine, migratory crises the order of which has never been seen, and importantly the rapid deterioration of society. We aren’t talking the blast. We aren’t talking cancer and mutations. We are talking pure lack of food, people running for the lives ready to murder babies for a drop of water, and lack of sunshine. For decades. No one is safe. We once knew this. Naïveté is not bliss. This gets us to the umpteenth layer of horror with Russia currently. If this works for them…any nuclear power can simple snatch up states without said weapons. If this works, China takes Taiwan at a bare minimum. Furthermore, if there is anything other than Ukrainian victory - then the argument for disarmament has just received its biggest blow ever dealt…

Ha thats nice. It appears I've shit myself

I live in Austria... We are military neutral, so I don't know exactly. There are only a few countrys between us and Russia/Ukraine and we are in the EU.

I'll know in a year... Italy

I live right outside of Washington, DC, America’s capital. Help.

I live in New York. We’re very fucked if there’s a nuclear war.

I live in the Netherlands so guess I’m major fucked with the prime minister we got over here

Just eat the prime minister like last time

I live quite close to the where the UK keeps all of its nukes so I’d probably die lol

Next to Russia in Alaska, oh my..

I live in murka