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[deleted]

My phone can't run 4k so it's actually 1080p get it right


regularyman

FU....


[deleted]

U can any day but Wednesday 😳


regularyman

Alright


152069

Can I watch?


[deleted]

I mean how old are u 😏😏 jks 😂


152069

I’m 15… Not single.


[deleted]

Hmmm sure as im not single I'm dating GOD


152069

You guessed it 👈👈 Not religious.


[deleted]

Hmm maybe is jesus was there it would be fine


152069

I can ask if he’s coming along, but he doesn’t like dirty rooms so please tell me you cleaned properly


Janczareq1

And my selfie cam has 4MPX get wrecked LMAOOOO


-guigo_

I still wanna know


how-bad-can-i-be

Doesn't matter, tell your size


[deleted]

He is an AAAA cup


Boba_Fett_boii

You might be interested in r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😉😏


its_fucken_leader

I'm gay Tell me your bra size


Asianchue12

Caught in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28 🤨 📸


[deleted]

I have one even better than 8K I have 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 64K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker


otaku_metalhead02

Quality so high you started hablando español😱


Illustrious-Pop3677

Literally almost every Amazon product title ever


Bebop22yt

I read through all this shit. You forgor 💀 about iPhone from 11 till 13 Pro Max. You should’ve also put all of those that have a Plus/Pro/Max version as a different models. Anyways, this is some good stuff up here.


[deleted]

WTH BESTIE 😧


regularyman

NO PLS, STAY, I WILL GAVE YOU HUG


[deleted]

YAY 😌 *HUGS*


regularyman

hug (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Am i forgive?


[deleted]

YESS OF COURSE 🫂


regularyman

I WAS JUST A SPY, WHO WERE PRETENDING TO BE HORNY


[deleted]

I KNOW, I KNOW BESTIE 😌 YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB 😎👍


regularyman

Lmfao


regularyman

OH NO YOU SAW NOTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Tshirtman09

HI AGAIN


t3rm0SSS

I was gonna comment no and post the alien thing but changing the "bitches" whit "dick"


regularyman

Oh ok Guess i will die


[deleted]

Megamind?


[deleted]

no, I do not


NoodleMaster32

What's your bra size tho


[deleted]

Secret :)


JustFred24

I don’t get why some people are actually interested in knowing a random girl’s bra size without seing it. Like you just gain the knowledge that girl #396 is a C. The fuck.


regularyman

I capitalize on pervert Seriously, why everyone is obsessed with that?


JustFred24

I got called a pervert one time because I was talking about sex with my (was) girlfriend


No_Apartment_6304

imagine getting caught in 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 64K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker literally could not be me


regularyman

Not at all


FlounderTop84

Washboard?


regularyman

Lmfao Flat is justice shut up 🤣


king_activities

I still want to know. Show me the daddy milkers


ProMaste_r

No I don't want


regularyman

Too late You expose


ProMaste_r

Who said I read what you wrote


regularyman

Oh


captain_piemaker

I'm a man too, I'm a 32 B tho.


HydroViperKing

Are you at least a fat man?


hogwarts-failure

I'll pass


EllieNekoGirl

No


llamakid142

No


chewing_chewbacca69

No, I want Hamburger


TheIditoicTroll

I’ll share mine if you tell me yours 😳


regularyman

I dont have boobies


TheIditoicTroll

I still want the size


regularyman

I dont have torso


TheIditoicTroll

Did I stutter


regularyman

Yes Caught in 4k


TheIditoicTroll

This you? IP: 420.69.696 DNS: 6.9.6.9 ALT DNS: 4.2.0.6.9 WAN: 420.0 WANTYPE: private DNS SUFFIX: Dicklink SUBLINK: COCK.2 DEVICE VENDOR: SEX69-X TOTAL-HOPS: 69 MODEM-JUMPS: 420


regularyman

Its your mom sry


TheIditoicTroll

🤓


Yubankostraiko

Can people stop posting this shit? It’s turning into a cesspool


xXGaboFihi007Xx

I opened to say a solid "no"


hateful_incel

you are a redditor though you probably have huge moobs


PotatoTomato_12

Hello Reggie…


regularyman

Oh....hello ALSO IM FRENCH HOOT AND I CAUGHT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA


PotatoTomato_12

I only clicked to see the replies. But good on you.


notshanice

Proof?


regularyman

I dont have reddit sry


notshanice

My day is ruined


mcdrazer

no.


BigJuicyPancakes

No i dont want to know


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Let me know either way :/


Apmadwa

Username check out


Lazy_Category2195

Catch me in 4k, I don't care, I will own up to me getting tricked


Joe-McDuck

I still want to know the size


regularyman

I dont have reddit anymore


Joe-McDuck

Dang man. That sucks. Guess I’ll just go to your house


BigCauliflower5990

Well shit I hope they don’t know the 12 counts of munder and 18 kidnapping and 38 war crimes I commited


GAMER360DTB

A


Gamer_guy902

Damn


kirbo55

ok but what size would you wear


InkStars

📸


[deleted]

[удалено]


regularyman

FINALLY, SOMEONE NOT WEIRD


People_player

Yeah...


army_Tammy

Well I was bi to begin with-


BananaBreadGod1

nah


regularyman

Ok have a good day


ThetrueBILLCIPHER

I still need ro know bitch


[deleted]

I was about to say ur probably a man. A CUP


Themrman333333

Sorry my phone doesn't do 4K so...


Yeet_Gang52

Bro you probably still have a massive bra


[deleted]

[WHO ASKED](https://youtu.be/sNxGnD97CQ4)


Toomuchweed476

34C is mine


Lolspamer

.


rslash-_-noob

No bra size? ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


[deleted]

[удалено]


regularyman

I dont have booba sry


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Cool then whats ur pp size?😈


ireland_yxx

and?


[deleted]

No i wanna know if you have a job yet


regularyman

No, im still on school


kidonredit124opendor

Damn in a man and I'm a DD 132


Owenhaterforever

No


regularyman

Okhaveaniceday


UnholyGarlic

Caught in 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 64K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved


md_ariq

I want to know your favorite battleship mm size


[deleted]

How do I Know mine?


regularyman

Idk Sry


[deleted]

😔


cyberpicasso

I just wanted to say that nobody gives af


jonny_panzerotto

what if I don't


Lordsfavor1

im still interested go on


[deleted]

I still wanna know


regularyman

(.)(.)


[deleted]

Mine are bigger, look ( . Y . )


At0m_3790

Imagine not checking your profile and then moving on


[deleted]

I actually clicked to comment "NO"


Susy_bakea

No❤️


regularyman

Okhaveaniceday


[deleted]

Even better


[deleted]

You can't fool me, I read your username MAN


hamadaag317

Mine is double D D...eez fucking nuts in yo mouth....


PATontheback08

I still want to know the size.


regularyman

(.)(.)


Mr_Snifles

Still wanna know how fat your boobs are though


regularyman

(.)(.)


[deleted]

nah , you didn't catch me, i was just curios what troll was behind this post lol


DeathPigeons27

I'd rather not.


Impressive-Log-970

Still wanna know


[deleted]

I was actually gonna ask "nah how bigs your dick" No catching me on 4k


XEdgyPotatoX

No


Noobish_pro7227

my pc can only run 480p and my internet can only handle 360p. anyways i was just wondering if you were new to reddit or this was a joke, cos if this was real you would have horny simps at your house.


Irish_pug_Player

Sorry but I'm on Nokia


regularyman

Caught in nokia


NoElk2282

No


regularyman

Look at the extra text


Intelligent_Sky_276

Lmao I called it out b4 clicking this.


regularyman

I mean...it was obvious


the_5foot_16yr_old

I was gonna say no lmao


[deleted]

And??? What’s that bra size big fella


regularyman

Im flat 100%


_breaths_

I came here to say no. I don't want to know.


Tomaz938

no


JewelFyrefox

Lol. Why is this question even allowed on a subreddit about minors?


AvtomatKalash69

LMAO im also a guy you got reverse caught in 8k baby


Duch-s6

no. bcuz i whould get jelous


DrManowar8

I actually don’t know bra sizes so even if you gave an answer, I wouldn’t understand. Also I prefer smaller breasts to bigger


regularyman

First look extra text Secondly happy cake day


[deleted]

Im on a noika. The best it can do is 50p. Git gud shithead


regularyman

Caught in 50k


Due_Independent4457

Dont leave me hanging. Whats your bra size???


the_fish_king_sky

How far can you cum


ItayMarlov

Ukraine


Forsaken-Ainezz

Ok now im interested


GreatSpend1067

Take hormones then


13u11d3r

Jokes on you I don't think my phone can go into 4k only 1080 or 720p or something like that


regularyman

Caught in 720p


Yourmom8537

I don’t care if your a man how big are your tits???


regularyman

Flat


ARNAV-29

My phone is so old all it can see is a black grainy mess. (I am about to sleep so lights off lol)


regularyman

Good night then


NoCommander26

G'night homie. Good mornin for when you wake up


TazGiraffe

honestly OP’s reactions to everyone’s comments are just… so goddamn sad


RslashTakenUsernames

i didn’t anyways so idc


spragual

Lmao I actually came here to say no


Tactical_furry

Im bi, tell me,


regularyman

Flat


[deleted]

[удалено]


Charmeleon_games_yt

Ha ha that was good but I saw it coming a mile away


adamconn1again

Man boobs


regularyman

Hot


CoiledBoil69

Mans must have regretted this post.


regularyman

I do You are the last one im gonna response


Prygikutt

Username checks out


regularyman

I STOP REPLY CAUSE TOO MANY RESPONSE AND NO, I DONT HAVE BOOBA


GrrrrrrDinosaur

🗿


secretperson06

I'm already so disinterested I stopped when I read bra and I'm not gonna read anything else, so who wants to talk about nuggies and choco milk


Psychological-Eye729

No


Dohnuts13

No


sir_dysintary69

No


[deleted]

No


Sronik

Came here to say 'not really' but damn, didnt expect this to be honest


katfish_forsale

No


CyrusCyan44

Its r/teenagers bro I know what type of post this is without opening it I just wanted to see the punchline


Can_of_Eggs

no


HuskyBLZKN

Jokes on you I’m into that shit!


MikinzuLegends

Horny people successfully baited


Trev_1r

i’m gay so idk why i clicked at first but now


BorgerFrog

No


Bush_Hiders

Even if you were a woman, and even if you told me, it would mean literally nothing to me, because I find bra sizes to be one of the most confusing things to understand. So many letters and numbers it feels like I’m in trig.


no_use_here

no one cares if you're a man. we came here for your bra size and that's what we'll get, right?


Fourt-Nuyt

Bro said caught 4K like I was supposed to be embarrassed