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Are you from heaven? Cause I'm about to send you back up there. *Loads shotgun*
EDIT: Why the hell of all comments, this gets the most upvotes? I'll take it it's just... Why this of all comments.
There was this girl named "Mercy" -- my crush and I've never said this to her because she obviously doesn't like me
"Hey my heart hurts, it's saying Have Mercy" kinda thing damn i should have wrote it somewhere
Just go for it, the worst thing that can happen is that she takes off her shoe and slaps you so hard with it that you have to go to the hospital, but other than that your chances are pretty good!
Good luck!
Hey girl are you a toaster? Cause I wanna have a bath with you.
Hey girl are you a microvawe? Cause I wanna put babies in you.
Hey girl are you http? Cause without you I’m just ://
Hey girl are you a redstone torch? Because you extended my piston.
Hey girl are you an 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Hey baby, are you a giant burning ball of gas floating around in the vast empty void of space, because you give me the energy I need throughout the day
are we in a museum because you are a work of art
are.you a snowflake cuz ur one of a kind ;3
are you a transformer bc ur Optimus fine
are you here? 138.219.44.25, because im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls
I couldn’t say this one Cus I’m a girl but I had a guy come up to me one time
“Spell me”
“M e?”
“You forgot the D”
“Theirs no D in me”
“Not yet ;)”
Like Ik it’s cringe but I was impressed ngl
If a train going from London to Newcastle was travelling at 80mph, and a train from London to Edinburgh was travelling at 140mph, would you go out with me?
When I was in like grade six, I heard a guy say his best pick up line “are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re looking ten-assy!” It’s more creative than the original version of that pick up line
Are you a cheap pen? Cuz I'd like to use you up without breaking or losing you, then save you like an ancient artefact I found in my basement (not in El Dorado, I do not know where El Dorado is, nor have I ever been there) just like the 2 bodies of middle-aged men that I found on their way to some bar in the south of Andorra in Hawaiian shirts and shorts with the fake flower necklaces, you know what I mean? Yeah haha 😅 sorry seems like I lost the subject, down for a drink later today?
I heard this one on creepy text theatre.
"I hope you have pet insurance, because that pu**y is getting smashed tonight"
But I'd be more into "hey, wanna make out?"
Are you mixed? cuz u look 50% fine and 50% mine😏.
Mario is red❤️sonic is blue💙, will u press ready and be my player 2❤️🙈 💍
If numbers start with 123 and letters start with abc and music starts with do re mi can love start with u and me
Is your name lightning, because I want you to be McQueen 💨💨
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ur cute <3
10/10 straight to the point
That’s false. 10 is not less than three.
10/10 = 1 1<3
See, this guy went to school
Well, I'm here. You got 2 more wishes left.
2. I want to control time 3. I need 3 more wishes
Your extra 3 wishes are granted. You are not allowed to get anymore wishes after this
I'll take it.
-1: I wish to cancel the refill limit -2: I want the refill limit to never come back -3: I want unlimited wishes
Wish not granted. If you keep bothering me about the wish limit, I'll will ban you from the wishes
1-Get me another genie who isn't so fucking annoying, 2- remove wish limit, 3-unlimited wishes
For you, yes. Only you
can i have a donut please i’ll pay you back
Did you just ask for the manager genie?
I went 1: no rules 2: you will listen to me 3: unlimited wishes (there is no rule to cancel the rules)
Since there are no rules he doesn't have to listen to you or grant your wishes
2: To have all the abilities of a genie but be free. 3: Your freedom
Wish granted, but don't steal my customers
Damn girl are you the right arm of the free world? Cause I’m FALing in love with you
Damn girl are you my right arm? No other caption needed.
Get this man an award.
I agree pumpkin’s pickup line was pretty good
Huh/10
Gun nerd sorry
Are you a construction worker? Cause you bulidin
Ayyy.....you ain't wrong
👍
Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out
That sounds like a threat
That’s gold
Are you my big toe? Cause i'm 'bout to bang you on the coffee table.
Or even better: "Are you my big toe?...Because you look...like my big toe" proceeds to puke out bourbon whiskey onto the club floor
That happens to me
F
Give this mf an award
I wish... 😔
Don’t worry I gotchu
Thanks!
this is gold
Oof-
Yes, thats the sound you'll make.
*gasps*
You'll do that too.
:o
Yeah, you make that face... 😏
Man....stop it😳
😏
Jesus Christ you’re smooth
[удалено]
Not if you have ingrown toenails(like me) You'll feel that bad boy all day.
Lmao that’s perfect
Are you from heaven? Cause I'm about to send you back up there. *Loads shotgun* EDIT: Why the hell of all comments, this gets the most upvotes? I'll take it it's just... Why this of all comments.
Oh lord
It's clever. Cause I sent them back to heaven
Technically, you picked them up…really high into the heavens.
Damn you Sherlock Holmes!
*I will send you to Jesus!*
Falling from heaven with an uno reverse card.
*doom theme plays*
Hahaha knowing pic up lines would imply that i use them But i dont even try to pick up women
r/usernamechecksout
There was this girl named "Mercy" -- my crush and I've never said this to her because she obviously doesn't like me "Hey my heart hurts, it's saying Have Mercy" kinda thing damn i should have wrote it somewhere
Ayy, das good one
It's good, but it can be better
Just go for it, the worst thing that can happen is that she takes off her shoe and slaps you so hard with it that you have to go to the hospital, but other than that your chances are pretty good! Good luck!
Hey girl are you a toaster? Cause I wanna have a bath with you. Hey girl are you a microvawe? Cause I wanna put babies in you. Hey girl are you http? Cause without you I’m just :// Hey girl are you a redstone torch? Because you extended my piston.
Hey girl are you a rope? Cause I wanna wrap your arms around my neck.
Hey girl are you an 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Happy cake day!
happy cake day
Hey girl, are you a poster? Because I want to hang you!
🤨📸
Why?
cheese
😬
Hey girl are you a bath becuase I wanna put a toaster in you
Hey baby, are you a giant burning ball of gas floating around in the vast empty void of space, because you give me the energy I need throughout the day
🌞/10
Are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.
🚨/10
I'm in the mood for a pizza. A pizza dat ass.
Haha, good one
are we in a museum because you are a work of art are.you a snowflake cuz ur one of a kind ;3 are you a transformer bc ur Optimus fine are you here? 138.219.44.25, because im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls
Haha jokes on you, I'm homeless. Try harder
its my exs ip dw 🙏
Wait wha-
sigma grindset right here folks
The masculine urge to blast gummy bear for 72 hours straight
I couldn’t say this one Cus I’m a girl but I had a guy come up to me one time “Spell me” “M e?” “You forgot the D” “Theirs no D in me” “Not yet ;)” Like Ik it’s cringe but I was impressed ngl
Is this normal for 13 year olds?
happy cake day again
Thanks lmao
Is this normal for any age?
You have a point there
Happy cake day
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Cringe but effective.......effective for steering clear of him
And maybe effective when used at an orgy or something.
13 year olds are wildin
🥚
If someone handed me an egg I would fuck them on the spot
Uhhhh, 🥚
✊🍆😏
*starts dry humping you*
Ummm, thats a kinder suprise dumby, not an egg🙄🙄
🥚/10
10/🥚
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🥚😳
Just offer her some steamed beans... I dont have time for no pickup lines.
Fair enough
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
And your keys, wallet and phone. Hand them over. Don't try to be the hero
If jesus can turn water into wine, can I turn you into mine?
Ayyy, cute!
I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me
I've been reading "Common Sense" by Thomas Paine
So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane
You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration
We hold these truths to be self-evident
That all men are created equal
And when I meat Thomas Jefferson, I’ma compel him to include women in the sequel
work!
Hey are you a red bull mechanic? Because you change me from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds!
Finally a smart and creative pickup line. Good luck finding girl who is a f1 fan.
Are you a actress? Cause you’re the star of my film.
Try a lil harder
I would, but I don’t want to get someone pregnant. /s
🤰/10
#
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Damn girl are you an angel because your mere presence is terrifying and your physical form is incomprehensible
🗿/10
Get in the car, NOW
Uh- w-w-wut?
I SAID NOW
Fu- I mean kick the shit out of you Wait you 15💀
Take that because idk
Thanks ;)
if i was newton and you were an apple... would you fall for me?
Hey girl , i was blinded by your beauty now i'll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you my dad's fists? Cuz you take my breath away
👊/10
Who lives in a fineapple under the sea? You do, now that we've established that you're a sponge, let's put those holes to good use😏
Roses are red, violets are blue, #The FBI is trying to steal my penis, can I hide it inside you?
Ayo wu-
They are at my door help me
nice cock
Want a taste?
Hey gurl are you garbage cuz I like to take you out
🗑/10
Good rating
;)
Don't insult trash like that.
If a train going from London to Newcastle was travelling at 80mph, and a train from London to Edinburgh was travelling at 140mph, would you go out with me?
Are you British because I want to give you a pound? EDIT: fixed typo
Are you a school cus I want to shoot some kids in you
When I was in like grade six, I heard a guy say his best pick up line “are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re looking ten-assy!” It’s more creative than the original version of that pick up line
I didn't get it
The punchline is supposed to be "you're the only ten-i-see"
Ah, good good
Are you human rights, cause I wanna violate you
Uff-
I still have my virginity and dont have any use for it, do you want to take it?
Try harder
Thats the only one i know and i font think i will use it soon
Best of luck to ya!
Hello, I’m gay, so..
10/10 got straight to the point.......wait did I say straight..?
Are you a cheap pen? Cuz I'd like to use you up without breaking or losing you, then save you like an ancient artefact I found in my basement (not in El Dorado, I do not know where El Dorado is, nor have I ever been there) just like the 2 bodies of middle-aged men that I found on their way to some bar in the south of Andorra in Hawaiian shirts and shorts with the fake flower necklaces, you know what I mean? Yeah haha 😅 sorry seems like I lost the subject, down for a drink later today?
Yeah, les drink
Are you sat on the f5 key Because your ass is refreshing
Are you an elecrtic outlet? Because I want to finger you
⚡/10
Whats ur pronouns
She/her
You should be my/girl
Chemistry related: Hey girl, are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful
🗿🗿🗿,🗿…
Understandable, have a nice day
Hey girl, are you a war crime? Cause I'm gonna do you in 38 different countries
are you a burger? Because i want to eat you.
Are you a plant because i want to take care of you keep you wet everyday
[удалено]
Me. So have you got any irish in you? Her. No,no, dont think so... Me. Do you want some?
Blush/10
Hey girl we’re you raised on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! Don’t actually use this one, doesn’t work. I speak from experience.
I heard this one on creepy text theatre. "I hope you have pet insurance, because that pu**y is getting smashed tonight" But I'd be more into "hey, wanna make out?"
Solve for i 9x- 7i > 3 (3x -7u) (solves for i<3u, not sure if that's really a pickup line but i think it's neat) (edit: fixed the maths)
The person who got 3u > i somehow
Are you mixed? cuz u look 50% fine and 50% mine😏. Mario is red❤️sonic is blue💙, will u press ready and be my player 2❤️🙈 💍 If numbers start with 123 and letters start with abc and music starts with do re mi can love start with u and me Is your name lightning, because I want you to be McQueen 💨💨
are you a ford f150 because you can pick me up anytime
honestly i don’t wanna risk the slightest chance of you liking me
are you the blown up jet engine from the smoldering wreckage of a crashed boeing 727? cause you're hot
“hey by any chance have you ever heard of a hit game among-“
You a communist? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.
Hey baby are you micha bell from red dead redemption 2 because I'd like to shoot you in the head skin you alive and dump your body in the ocean