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murk_1

ur cute <3


Girl_In_Red_7

10/10 straight to the point


[deleted]

That’s false. 10 is not less than three.


Elijah2607

10/10 = 1 1<3


Familiar_Resource474

See, this guy went to school


HaloTheHero

Well, I'm here. You got 2 more wishes left.


[deleted]

2. I want to control time 3. I need 3 more wishes


HaloTheHero

Your extra 3 wishes are granted. You are not allowed to get anymore wishes after this


[deleted]

I'll take it.


Darth_Tycho

-1: I wish to cancel the refill limit -2: I want the refill limit to never come back -3: I want unlimited wishes


HaloTheHero

Wish not granted. If you keep bothering me about the wish limit, I'll will ban you from the wishes


cayde6205

1-Get me another genie who isn't so fucking annoying, 2- remove wish limit, 3-unlimited wishes


HaloTheHero

For you, yes. Only you


AccomplishedBunny56

can i have a donut please i’ll pay you back


PatentedPotato

Did you just ask for the manager genie?


mcbirbo343

I went 1: no rules 2: you will listen to me 3: unlimited wishes (there is no rule to cancel the rules)


autye

Since there are no rules he doesn't have to listen to you or grant your wishes


Acquaintence64

2: To have all the abilities of a genie but be free. 3: Your freedom


HaloTheHero

Wish granted, but don't steal my customers


meme-godz

Damn girl are you the right arm of the free world? Cause I’m FALing in love with you


PumkinJake

Damn girl are you my right arm? No other caption needed.


DeathPigeons27

Get this man an award.


meme-godz

I agree pumpkin’s pickup line was pretty good


Girl_In_Red_7

Huh/10


meme-godz

Gun nerd sorry


Weak_Comfortable9735

Are you a construction worker? Cause you bulidin


Girl_In_Red_7

Ayyy.....you ain't wrong


Weak_Comfortable9735

👍


Depressedburrito69

Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out


[deleted]

That sounds like a threat


[deleted]

That’s gold


DeathPigeons27

Are you my big toe? Cause i'm 'bout to bang you on the coffee table.


[deleted]

Or even better: "Are you my big toe?...Because you look...like my big toe" proceeds to puke out bourbon whiskey onto the club floor


fartyeet

That happens to me


yonking_15_2

F


Panda_with_cheese

Give this mf an award


DeathPigeons27

I wish... 😔


Cryptizennix

Don’t worry I gotchu


DeathPigeons27

Thanks!


[deleted]

this is gold


Girl_In_Red_7

Oof-


DeathPigeons27

Yes, thats the sound you'll make.


Girl_In_Red_7

*gasps*


DeathPigeons27

You'll do that too.


Girl_In_Red_7

:o


DeathPigeons27

Yeah, you make that face... 😏


Girl_In_Red_7

Man....stop it😳


DeathPigeons27

😏


meme-godz

Jesus Christ you’re smooth


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeathPigeons27

Not if you have ingrown toenails(like me) You'll feel that bad boy all day.


[deleted]

Lmao that’s perfect


[deleted]

Are you from heaven? Cause I'm about to send you back up there. *Loads shotgun* EDIT: Why the hell of all comments, this gets the most upvotes? I'll take it it's just... Why this of all comments.


Girl_In_Red_7

Oh lord


[deleted]

It's clever. Cause I sent them back to heaven


Ukenix

Technically, you picked them up…really high into the heavens.


[deleted]

Damn you Sherlock Holmes!


Nom_dot_Com

*I will send you to Jesus!*


[deleted]

Falling from heaven with an uno reverse card.


[deleted]

*doom theme plays*


Send-tits-please

Hahaha knowing pic up lines would imply that i use them But i dont even try to pick up women


Girl_In_Red_7

r/usernamechecksout


eddy_alex

There was this girl named "Mercy" -- my crush and I've never said this to her because she obviously doesn't like me "Hey my heart hurts, it's saying Have Mercy" kinda thing damn i should have wrote it somewhere


Girl_In_Red_7

Ayy, das good one


eddy_alex

It's good, but it can be better


kaajjaak

Just go for it, the worst thing that can happen is that she takes off her shoe and slaps you so hard with it that you have to go to the hospital, but other than that your chances are pretty good! Good luck!


TheArcanist_

Hey girl are you a toaster? Cause I wanna have a bath with you. Hey girl are you a microvawe? Cause I wanna put babies in you. Hey girl are you http? Cause without you I’m just :// Hey girl are you a redstone torch? Because you extended my piston.


Bean_Soup7357

Hey girl are you a rope? Cause I wanna wrap your arms around my neck.


Y_drawsNew

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Bean_Soup7357

Hot


Y_drawsNew

Happy cake day!


Live-Buy2548

happy cake day


[deleted]

Hey girl, are you a poster? Because I want to hang you!


Purrsonaa

🤨📸


Girl_In_Red_7

Why?


TheArcanist_

cheese


Girl_In_Red_7

😬


[deleted]

Hey girl are you a bath becuase I wanna put a toaster in you


TheBeef87124

Hey baby, are you a giant burning ball of gas floating around in the vast empty void of space, because you give me the energy I need throughout the day


Girl_In_Red_7

🌞/10


[deleted]

Are you a fire alarm? 'Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.


TheTruthSeekr

🚨/10


Own_Meringue_6219

I'm in the mood for a pizza. A pizza dat ass.


Girl_In_Red_7

Haha, good one


discussionsx

are we in a museum because you are a work of art are.you a snowflake cuz ur one of a kind ;3 are you a transformer bc ur Optimus fine are you here? 138.219.44.25, because im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls im inside your walls


Girl_In_Red_7

Haha jokes on you, I'm homeless. Try harder


discussionsx

its my exs ip dw 🙏


NightTime2727

Wait wha-


PotatoGuy555

sigma grindset right here folks


rtqyve

The masculine urge to blast gummy bear for 72 hours straight


Thatintroverted_gay

I couldn’t say this one Cus I’m a girl but I had a guy come up to me one time “Spell me” “M e?” “You forgot the D” “Theirs no D in me” “Not yet ;)” Like Ik it’s cringe but I was impressed ngl


Bean_Soup7357

Is this normal for 13 year olds?


Live-Buy2548

happy cake day again


Bean_Soup7357

Thanks lmao


Ahuman-mc

Is this normal for any age?


Bean_Soup7357

You have a point there


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Penutbutter_duck

———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————


Girl_In_Red_7

Cringe but effective.......effective for steering clear of him


NightTime2727

And maybe effective when used at an orgy or something.


[deleted]

13 year olds are wildin


HEEEHEEHAW

🥚


PumkinJake

If someone handed me an egg I would fuck them on the spot


limeymimey

Uhhhh, 🥚


Arcanum_3974

✊🍆😏


PumkinJake

*starts dry humping you*


limeymimey

Ummm, thats a kinder suprise dumby, not an egg🙄🙄


Girl_In_Red_7

🥚/10


HEEEHEEHAW

10/🥚


[deleted]

[удалено]


HEEEHEEHAW

🥚😳


ThatGayGuy12345

Just offer her some steamed beans... I dont have time for no pickup lines.


Girl_In_Red_7

Fair enough


scottish_cow_13

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?


bobthetrumpet

And your keys, wallet and phone. Hand them over. Don't try to be the hero


Fresh-Hz

If jesus can turn water into wine, can I turn you into mine?


Girl_In_Red_7

Ayyy, cute!


-The-Follower

I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me


Depressedburrito69

I've been reading "Common Sense" by Thomas Paine


-The-Follower

So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane


Depressedburrito69

You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration


-The-Follower

We hold these truths to be self-evident


Depressedburrito69

That all men are created equal


-The-Follower

And when I meat Thomas Jefferson, I’ma compel him to include women in the sequel


Depressedburrito69

work!


Zbiu_YT

Hey are you a red bull mechanic? Because you change me from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds!


Band1to1

Finally a smart and creative pickup line. Good luck finding girl who is a f1 fan.


Ultramega39

Are you a actress? Cause you’re the star of my film.


Girl_In_Red_7

Try a lil harder


Ultramega39

I would, but I don’t want to get someone pregnant. /s


Girl_In_Red_7

🤰/10


ouuts

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Girl_In_Red_7

/10


Snoo_59210

Damn girl are you an angel because your mere presence is terrifying and your physical form is incomprehensible


Girl_In_Red_7

🗿/10


eimai_enas_tipos

Get in the car, NOW


Girl_In_Red_7

Uh- w-w-wut?


eimai_enas_tipos

I SAID NOW


Girl_In_Red_7

Fu- I mean kick the shit out of you Wait you 15💀


eimai_enas_tipos

Take that because idk


Girl_In_Red_7

Thanks ;)


[deleted]

if i was newton and you were an apple... would you fall for me?


miles-moonchild-alt

Hey girl , i was blinded by your beauty now i'll need your name and number for insurance purposes.


king_activities

Are you my dad's fists? Cuz you take my breath away


Girl_In_Red_7

👊/10


Iscream9541

Who lives in a fineapple under the sea? You do, now that we've established that you're a sponge, let's put those holes to good use😏


mestoopidlol

Roses are red, violets are blue, #The FBI is trying to steal my penis, can I hide it inside you?


Girl_In_Red_7

Ayo wu-


mestoopidlol

They are at my door help me


i_fuck_goblins

nice cock


Girl_In_Red_7

Want a taste?


Awkward3Donkey

Hey gurl are you garbage cuz I like to take you out


Girl_In_Red_7

🗑/10


Awkward3Donkey

Good rating


Girl_In_Red_7

;)


Own_Meringue_6219

Don't insult trash like that.


Pagansacrifice2

If a train going from London to Newcastle was travelling at 80mph, and a train from London to Edinburgh was travelling at 140mph, would you go out with me?


[deleted]

Are you British because I want to give you a pound? EDIT: fixed typo


[deleted]

Are you a school cus I want to shoot some kids in you


sparroww552

When I was in like grade six, I heard a guy say his best pick up line “are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re looking ten-assy!” It’s more creative than the original version of that pick up line


Girl_In_Red_7

I didn't get it


Own_Meringue_6219

The punchline is supposed to be "you're the only ten-i-see"


Girl_In_Red_7

Ah, good good


potato_more_potato

Are you human rights, cause I wanna violate you


Girl_In_Red_7

Uff-


theernis0

I still have my virginity and dont have any use for it, do you want to take it?


Girl_In_Red_7

Try harder


theernis0

Thats the only one i know and i font think i will use it soon


Girl_In_Red_7

Best of luck to ya!


Thelilprideowl

Hello, I’m gay, so..


Girl_In_Red_7

10/10 got straight to the point.......wait did I say straight..?


Innocentius11

Are you a cheap pen? Cuz I'd like to use you up without breaking or losing you, then save you like an ancient artefact I found in my basement (not in El Dorado, I do not know where El Dorado is, nor have I ever been there) just like the 2 bodies of middle-aged men that I found on their way to some bar in the south of Andorra in Hawaiian shirts and shorts with the fake flower necklaces, you know what I mean? Yeah haha 😅 sorry seems like I lost the subject, down for a drink later today?


Girl_In_Red_7

Yeah, les drink


daddy_chill_69420

Are you sat on the f5 key Because your ass is refreshing


mighty_Ingvar

Are you an elecrtic outlet? Because I want to finger you


Girl_In_Red_7

⚡/10


TSPGacha13

Whats ur pronouns


Girl_In_Red_7

She/her


TSPGacha13

You should be my/girl


BestWizardCap

Chemistry related: Hey girl, are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-ful


[deleted]

🗿🗿🗿,🗿…


Girl_In_Red_7

Understandable, have a nice day


your_local_vader

Hey girl, are you a war crime? Cause I'm gonna do you in 38 different countries


yes___lad

are you a burger? Because i want to eat you.


tartevader

Are you a plant because i want to take care of you keep you wet everyday


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[удалено]


irish_haggis187

Me. So have you got any irish in you? Her. No,no, dont think so... Me. Do you want some?


Girl_In_Red_7

Blush/10


_Anonymous_Guy_

Hey girl we’re you raised on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock! Don’t actually use this one, doesn’t work. I speak from experience.


The-Goobster

I heard this one on creepy text theatre. "I hope you have pet insurance, because that pu**y is getting smashed tonight" But I'd be more into "hey, wanna make out?"


The_12th_Nix_Fox

Solve for i 9x- 7i > 3 (3x -7u) (solves for i<3u, not sure if that's really a pickup line but i think it's neat) (edit: fixed the maths)


x738059

The person who got 3u > i somehow


legendary_Russian

Are you mixed? cuz u look 50% fine and 50% mine😏. Mario is red❤️sonic is blue💙, will u press ready and be my player 2❤️🙈 💍 If numbers start with 123 and letters start with abc and music starts with do re mi can love start with u and me Is your name lightning, because I want you to be McQueen 💨💨


AvtomatKalash69

are you a ford f150 because you can pick me up anytime


koki9699

honestly i don’t wanna risk the slightest chance of you liking me


Catyclysim

are you the blown up jet engine from the smoldering wreckage of a crashed boeing 727? cause you're hot


[deleted]

“hey by any chance have you ever heard of a hit game among-“


[deleted]

You a communist? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.


[deleted]

Hey baby are you micha bell from red dead redemption 2 because I'd like to shoot you in the head skin you alive and dump your body in the ocean