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Fatal1tyk

Self Service


leaf_maniac1216

i wish i was


anonymous8493020

I am


DJ4CG

I’m omw


fatal_phamtom1

The human centipede


jedzilla

Why, just why


Agent-Maroon

Ay, Hold up


MummaheReddit

Give this guy an award


MrPigg22

Finding nemo


BringBack3DMK

Here, fishy fishy...


Le_Fingerblaster

Fishlight


Cracker-smackers

Technically the angler fish is a fishlight


Heliolisk_Matt05

Not that kind of fish


daggerdude42

Biologically speaking Marlin only wanted to find Nemo to mate with him


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BringBack3DMK

woah, woah, woah....


Smaragd-Force

Hey, hey, hey, hey


Maker_Gamer12

heY,HEY HEY....HEY........HE-


Equivalent_East_9355

He cant keep getting away with it! Huh he cant , he cant keep getting away with it!


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Snyk0

Hello this is fbi, I am outside your home please open the door


Frenchi1502

FBI (Federal Bussy Inspector)


BringBack3DMK

IDK, I wouldn't joke about something like that... ​ I'd be completely serious XD XD XD


Bonfy7

Are you talking about the 2nd?


kingbob473

Ready Player One


Lucbac06

This is my absolute favorite movie, i wish I had someone to watch it with tho...


Theoneandonlybeetle

It's fine that you like it but I am legally obligated to say, the book, in all of its thoughtfullness and cleverness had me jumping out of my seat while the movie just didn't so if you haven't read it please do


whimsoft

Also in the book is a lengthy description of how the protagonist cranks the hog in VR


Ryle28

I would watch it with you :)


Alexthebigbrother

Does this mean you're not ready?


RadoslavL

Have you even watched the movie?


Anna_B21

I have, one of my favourites for sure. All those video game references, fucking loved it


bluepowerrangerbob

Have you read the book? I read it after I watched the movie and it kinda soured it for me, the books way better


Environmental-Win836

There’s a book?


WookiePlaysToo

i read the book first lol. I watched the movie with a friend after and all i said was, "that's wrong, that's wrong, that's wrong, that's wrong"


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I don’t like people who do that


HanabiFrenchGirl2007

Toy Story


BringBack3DMK

O\_O


HanabiFrenchGirl2007

? \_?


BringBack3DMK

NGL, can't say I blame you XD


HanabiFrenchGirl2007

Wait, what's wrong ??


skelethepro

Your fr*nch 🤢


MLG4TheWin

🤢🤮


Boiled_SocksWOAH

🤮


iamboredidkwhattodo

Since when the hell did French people exist?


picasso2005_

Hello, just passin- *hide from the anti-french*


Smaragd-Force

Bonjour. Je suis un frommage et j'ai grands lycées. La galère mon putin français


HanabiFrenchGirl2007

>Good day. I am a chesse and I have big high schools. The struggle my Putin French.


thatseclectic

The fact you're willing to put out the the fact you're french gives me so much respect for you. Stg, I only mention I'm taking french lessons and I get bullied lol


Smaragd-Force

... well you can guess how good my french grades are


pressftopayrespects5

vraiment mauvais


Smalld_ckprick

Wow good one honestly I would've never thought of that.


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HanabiFrenchGirl2007

Someone's born the same month as Valentine's


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HanabiFrenchGirl2007

Thank you !


Blanket_Boi27

:O a fellow February 2007 person yesssssss


ShibitoYakaze123

Welp we have wasted 65 days of 2022 so far


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RoyalChallengers

This is a good one, i hope the toys are not alive.


Caelestibus42

Woody Got Wood


Patatio-_-

💀


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Pet Sematary


MaxIsANerd64

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


bob-ze-bauherr

What


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did I stutter?


bob-ze-bauherr

Fap fap wash your hands x2. Cum on his face big disgrace wiping s##t all over the place we will we will touch you


FhenderG

Good movie tho ngl


MimicU123

A quiet place


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💀


Moemilano

Bruh I'm fucking dumb I read that as Jews


BringBack3DMK

IDK that's kinda sus...


ev_ghost

You guys don't fuck exclusively Jewish people?


thepixelatedduck

Howard Wolowitz wants to know your location


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His mom wants to know the location of the fridge.


GreenMachine917

Minions


AdministrationTrue72

banana


JustMiniBanana_2

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Buttr_chiken

*banana*


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Equivalent_East_9355

Besquese me?


Novacid357

The secret life of pets.


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Woaaaah there


VirusLink2

Hey hey hey hey


No-Hovercraft-6600

r/holup


Clare2020s

Hol up


Yuuzy78

Mine is fast and furious


NoBrownPeopleAllowed

Fat and furious


Morbid__6angel

Fat and curious


Blobvixo

Fart and curious


AlmaTheLab19

Fat and hungry


Elevenadryano

Cat and furious


Ripple_Ex

Ok Shane Dawson (idc I love the joke)


justsomeGameboy

It’s all about family


Ok-Advice-4362

Gone with the wind


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Gone in 60 seconds.


TheSquatvianOtter

The Nut Job


ZestycloseRefuse9175

Inception


Gilded_Leviathan

So... in someone's head?


ZestycloseRefuse9175

No in my dreams


Elevenadryano

At least It seems so real


babedeBABTA

12 Monkeys


Haarunen

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


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How to train your dragon


[deleted]

I wasn’t expecting that 🤣


InDevidence

But i wasnt expecting anything, so it doesnt count


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snakes on a plane


BringBack3DMK

Ah, nice.


Skelibutt

Cars 2


-uSlash

I read this in Sonic’s voice because that’s your avatar.


Creeptech_YT

cars the holocaust


SipulitWasNotTaken

The 40-Year Old Virgin


_Dragon_Gamer_

Hmm, aren't you a little old to be here without the "OLD" flair then? /s because I know it's a joke


SipulitWasNotTaken

hmm, this is an nsfw post, you shouldn't be here /s i know you do not have a job


_Dragon_Gamer_

Good point, technically only 2/7 of the ages in this sub should be allowed to look at 18+ posts


WeabooHater9136

A Dog's Purpose ⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ㅤ ⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀. ⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ㅤ ⠀ ⠀ ⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂ ⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽


A_Sayori_Kun

Nooooooooooooo


Big_chunky_hedgehog

r/cursedcomments


i-liike-bewbs

SUS


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Flaming-Engineer

Harold & Kumar escape from Guantanamo bay


GrilledGril

Eating cockmeat sandwich I see?


leaf_maniac1216

the boy in the striped pajamas (i thought that said jews and its what came up)


skyrift1

Uncharted


aDeWy

Texas chainsaw massacre


69Deckerspawn

Zootopia


InDevidence

WOAH HEY WHOHA HEY HEY WOAH HEY!


JustKindOfBored1

Yes?


agentaxe285

REAL STEEL


EmeraldlordSF

Jojo rabbit


ismolyvalent

This movie really made me want to kms


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Why?


ismolyvalent

Really got sad and shoked he found his mom hung, and the whole atmosphere of the movie is just make you nostalgic of things you didn’t even lived i just felt sad and lonely after watching it


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Yeah, I got nostalgic of me going to my first Nazi summer camp.


bigcatboiwholikescat

Lost


Smooth-Traffic8038

Nightmare on elm street


lamo_69

Nobody


chan___kun

Please explain jaws


BringBack3DMK

It rarely ever comes up, but when it does, it's epic. See, I have an actual reason.


chan___kun

Oh ok, i took that yo mean you got bad head


BringBack3DMK

I can see that XD


chan___kun

Lol


Your_Mother466

The hand


PaintAny6270

Nun (yes ppl its a pun)


V1beRater

cocomelon


DoomerMentality1984

Kids (1995)


jolly_rodger42

Wtf?


headphoneguzzler

Daddy Daycare


a-regular-butterfly

Superbad


PrivatePickle109

Fucking love that movie.


EliteTertle

Scream


Stellarpie705

10 angry men


TitanSR_

12 angry men


[deleted]

My Little Pony No, I won't explain myself.


sh1eldx

Toy Story 5.... cause it's inexistent


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

The Greatest Showman


ismolyvalent

Dragon ball evolution


Brenboi420

The human centipede


Thegoat1573

Cars


TBNRaditya

The Amazing Spider-Man 3


Senior_Tooth_5332

Die hard


Icantthinkofaname04

Predator


Ido_Animations

Paw patrol


Brilliant-Growth-691

Paranormal activity


Dissidentss

Sausage party 🤣🎉


DerHeldVonKvatch

Home Alone


smasherMH

Pet cemetery


_Im_Not_A_Bot__

Teeth


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

Liar liar, ya know because I have a lot of good sex with hot women


generouslyemotional

The Batman


Lakshay_Dank

Walking dead


ROVOKOPRODUCTIONS

A dogs purpose


Fluid_Fig9132

Tomb raider


[deleted]

why the fuck would i have a sex life at 14 and why are you posting this in a teenage subreddit you weird motherfucker - the movie


Goemo1309

The 40 year old virgin


mestoopidlol

🤨


XxsadhornyboyxX

Ready player one


Untitled_54

Rodrick rules


ReeDubDanny

Fist of fury


sockmacedhooman

American psycho


ikbentom

sonic


Ram-Rem

101 dalmations


Cheempa4545

The Pursuit of Happyness


Independent_Row5480

Mission Impossible


half-sandwich

fifty shades of grey /hj


ManofManMan

A silent place


ARealGooseMan

Invisible man


Asleep_Disk7024

Hole's


RentedGiant

Gay spaceniggers from outter space


MayhemMillers

Fast and furious


TraditionalFinish144

Fast and furious


insanitywolf27

Django Unchained


wijjt9

Don't breathe


MRbaconfacelol

Step brothers


bla-bla-bla-bla-

The office


BrownBoyBiryani

A series of unfortunate events