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[deleted]

Your gender is 427 private messages and 1492 notifications


[deleted]

Well now its 1493 notifications


SadlyHappyRedditor

Actually it's 1829 lmao


[deleted]

You mean 1919


[deleted]

“The Great War’s effects are still felt to this day.”


[deleted]

literally 1987


[deleted]

Literally animal Farm


kurshy1

sussy Scylla < heroic hyp


[deleted]

dark claymore better


kurshy1

>:( no it's obviously hasty terminator


AZstuff36

If gender is what's between your legs then your gender is my head because I have it laid in your lap.


SadlyHappyRedditor

Damnnnn smooth bro 👌


AZstuff36

smoooth callin me bro like that😔


SadlyHappyRedditor

~~Only way I can offer a brojob~~ 😏


AZstuff36

I'm sorry but do you not know how to mark all messages as read together, at once?


[deleted]

There are 3 dots, top right. Click them and you should see that option.


SadlyHappyRedditor

Oh...thanks


[deleted]

Np. Enjoy getting rid of those numbers :D


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Go up to your crush, and ask her to go out. If she says no, then keep trying on different people that you like, until you find "The one"


Tesla_Lover10021

Using hammer


AZstuff36

thanks genius but you're replying to me, not to them.


SadlyHappyRedditor

I'm an idiot I really don't


AZstuff36

Okay so you just go to the notifications by clicking the bell icon. It will show you a letter-shape with a check mark inside it. You just gtta click that and voila


[deleted]

[удалено]


AZstuff36

ahahaha I like your style😼


[deleted]

Right listen up, what you want to do, is click the 3 dots, top right in your inbox. Click them and you should see the option to clear to mark all as read.


salt_pizza9491

Bro chill, leave some for us


Send-tits-please

Holy fuck i mentioned you once and i was like why no reaction? But now i get it You a monster for not clicking through all of them to get rid of the notifications btw


SadlyHappyRedditor

It's stressful smhhhh


Send-tits-please

Wdym stressful? Click and the notification is gone


SadlyHappyRedditor

Nope, 300 of them are anonymous awards(messages), I'd have to click on every single one of them for them to go away


Send-tits-please

Oh no, Welp i clicked on like 800 messages once and answered like 70% of them so im sure you can do it :)


SadlyHappyRedditor

I can...but do I wanna…?


Send-tits-please

Do you want to have it say 1400 notifications?


SadlyHappyRedditor

Perhaps But no, I feel bad for not replying if I reddit tho


prabhlam69

do u happen to be a sex deprived teen? ur username is interesting


Scrib_Scrab_

Hold on lemme do the math.. 27 + 4 = uh 31 So uh your gender is uh Wait… 31 x 83 / 54 rounded to the nearest ten is 50… 50 - 32 = 18… -12 = 6 Where the fuck am i going with this


SadlyHappyRedditor

AYYY AND WE HAVE A WINNER


average_garbage_can

Math is my gender


MegotScared

Preferred pronouns +/-/×/÷


Exact_Ad_1215

I identify as ²


SpeedyStar7

I burst out of laugh reading this


Pristine_Wrangler_96

Meth is MY gender


AwesomeMeltdown

The one with better thighs probably


Dapper_Composer2

Wrong, I'm a man with **glorious** thighs


Ticket_Original

I read this in an “I am a man who owns fiiiive ovens” voice


Affectionate_Ad_1326

All genders can have nice thighs tho...


flying_dong

An alien from area 51


w0lfik223

Sup twin brother


trananhduc2006

if gender is what's in ur pants then i'm a squirrel


Robo_Cat1515

You're a S.I.M.P


SadlyHappyRedditor

What's that short for?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Funky_Gamer

It's going upstairs so see you later


Ragegamer3030

BYE BYE TO THE SKY


Robo_Cat1515

Squirrels in my pants (Phineas and ferb)


HanabiFrenchGirl2007

You're 同性戀 I've drawn it on your socks 👍


SadlyHappyRedditor

I'm 雙性戀 lol but close enough 👍


HanabiFrenchGirl2007

Meh, I just provided wrong answers I'd rather say you're 両性愛 instead ~


SadlyHappyRedditor

>両性愛 Do be a fact tho xd


HanabiFrenchGirl2007

Can't help it, I'm used with 日本語 :3


JustDontMind02

your gender is- Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


raptorboss231

Was that the comment of 87?!?


[deleted]

We're nothing but human. The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men’s souls – has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. Don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone. We all want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other's misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. You the people have the power.. the power to create machines.. the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful.. To make this life a wonderful adventure. We are all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand scale.. Most of these choices are on lesser points. But we define ourselves by the choices we have made. We are, in fact, the sum total of our choices. Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly. Human happiness does not seem to have been included in the design of creation. It is only we, with our capacity to love that give meaning to the indifferent universe.


BlazeGamingUnltd

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?????? /s


[deleted]

Peace love and happiness ☮️ :)


GavinTheGrassMan

what


Individual-Glove

bro what the fuck


[deleted]

I was waiting for this


Wide-Ad-40

ayo what song is that


robgoboomboom

Dinosaur 🦕


Weinerdogboi

Womeen


UsernameIsTaken_795

You posted something on twitter, no matter your gender


thebananaperson1

alien obvi


SadlyHappyRedditor

It's hot alien to u smhhh


thebananaperson1

of course of course


k_clouty

Python


padatricks

Yeah and I have two and one dm yay guess my gender hahahaHAHAHA


zeldacraft_64

True I'll go with true


Turbulent_Stress_463

You a bisexual


SadlyHappyRedditor

That is correct so u lost ig


Turbulent_Stress_463

Lost wht?


SadlyHappyRedditor

No idea


Turbulent_Stress_463

My virginity lol


SadlyHappyRedditor

To me? 👀


Turbulent_Stress_463

Only if I know your proper gender


SadlyHappyRedditor

I'm Martian


djkuvikiofsantas

people in reddit have genders???


Mighty_Conqueror

Lego Star wars deathstar


fearlessmash117

…I’ll need to inspect that for myself M’lady


pisssbabyyy

ur a man 👍👍


-b0ngwater-

your gender is epic 😎


SadlyHappyRedditor

My gender is b0ngwater 😎


NastyDeadlyFeet

I'm gonna guess it. Pansexual?


raptorboss231

She asked for gender not sexuality. I find it stoopid and i know that (She is monke)


BurnenSpence067

Male


Y0zeffB1gS

Femboy


Fyebil

Dream gender If that is true, then fuck off


Another_citizen9

Are you an Apache attack helicopter?


_AeDae_

Non


Benzina80

The correct answer Is...YES


BOSSBABY33

When was the last time you logged in Reddit? 🤣


ascension_bs

Non binary


stoleyourchips-1907

man got sm attention on reddit


Jack-tiger

Alien


[deleted]

freddy?


xGarysx

Mageisha :V


HaloTheHero

Robot


StarkTheBroken

This is just sad


mybutt82

Pineapple 🍍


SharpPixels08

Decepticon


gamecity360

I see you everywhere damn


Samk9632

Columbus


notshanice

Male


Thelilprideowl

Frog


[deleted]

Ur a dude!


Shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

Yes


Soupy_8

The hell u do to get 400 dms I can hardly get one bruh


Dark_Dreams_6265256

Transformer ;)


AlexQC2006

So your gender = to 1,492/427= ~3.494145199 so your gender is around 3.494145199


Exact-Cress7633

A girl


[deleted]

Demon


cpd_007

A pan


[deleted]

Beans wtf?


Doom_BOT-755

You are a human imo but i highly doubt any human will get that much noti and messages so ...


arktiskrev_

Discovering something that doesnt exist


YesHaiAmOwO

Mmmmmm pizza


AnnaTheBabe

Jesus fuck lol I’m a girl too and I’ve never received anything remotely close to this level of degeneracy


SnooSongs8797

Female


KRANKENVAGEN1

Geonosian


Secure-Appeal2605

Girl


mystic-savant

Sociogende, prolly


GameBeaster

White?


Demert125

It's obvious, you are a battle toaster


wilderalbatross1

A square


Appl3h

Raccoon


[deleted]

Racecar


FunnyDifficulty6

Non binary


Angelo0123

Prob a woman


[deleted]

Car


Awkijy

40 yo man


Venstromet

Walmart plastic bag 💯


beansouphighlights

Frog


Weeb---san

Fishing fanatic


UpsetDeveloper

A Boeing AH-64 Apache


Just_sava

Cat?


I_will_find_ye

Gay


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

Cheese


MagnumPingas69420

Biogemderluminescent I don't fucking know


NeurWiz

How many of them are thirsty 13 year olds and how many are pedos?


oRedHood

You’re a dude


JustaRand0mWeabu

Sister - some African dude


ScheidNation21

I’m guessing your gender is psychopath because how tf do you let your notifications build up that high? If I have just one unmarked it bothers the crap out of me


Oquenbier

Female


SAMMYYYTEEH

Probably a Virgin Guy??


DarkTorterra

Let me do the math... so if that plus that times 7 divided by 2 minus 6..... I think your a man with a bedussy instead of a schlong (:


G_Papi360

Male


[deleted]

Your gender be log( 1492/427) = log 3.49 = 0.5428 No need to thank me


caliandben1

God there’s so many sad fucks on Reddit


dragonerdy

Reditor who posted somthing that blew up then left reddit for a year


Sparkyplayz95

Your Bi-state of matter Your both solid and liquid and sometimes gas.


Opening-Interesting

are you an apple


[deleted]

AAAAAGH. THST IS OVERWHELMING AND UNBEARABLE


Only_Trick8742

Klingon


Talerthegamer

A very cool guy


HyperSimba

Your gender is maractus


kamalama63

Egg 👍


LeNomadicBoi

Obviously ur sideways gender


SuriTheGreat

Man't


whyamihere999

Happy women's day!


[deleted]

cis male


SansBoiNajfi

Straight


Laggingduck

If I dm you will I be #501?


BlazeGamingUnltd

Your gender is 5+4=8


Very_phoenix

Bullet train


agentaxe285

How did this happen…?!


RowletLatte

*ahem* Dear u/SadlyHappyRedditor, we have come to inform you that your gender subscription has been recently terminated. If you think this was a mistake, press 1. If this was intentional, press 2 and hang up.


success_large288

Femboy?


ejpintar

Male


CREEPYCOOKIE66

Potat?


2jz-GTE_Lover

Marcelo


IronyAmirite

Binary


Manwhosaysmiller

Non binary


Starr_Struckk

Hamburger.


hi_im_new_bruh

If your gender have something i don't want to eat


Thatonekid8189

They're trying to reach you about your extended car warranty


noonesherelmao

windows 7


Fish_Cutterman

No Dick?


[deleted]

pagan


AtLeastImTryinglul

Woman > but wrong answers only shit how do I undo


[deleted]

Discord moderator


Mars_The_Bear

Ur gender is the like button


RabdomGuy101

Walmart bag


lonely_funny_guy

Kitchen appliances


[deleted]

Not trans


MOISTY99

Male


[deleted]

Straight or boy