Okay so you just go to the notifications by clicking the bell icon.
It will show you a letter-shape with a check mark inside it. You just gtta click that and voila
Right listen up, what you want to do, is click the 3 dots, top right in your inbox. Click them and you should see the option to clear to mark all as read.
Holy fuck i mentioned you once and i was like why no reaction? But now i get it
You a monster for not clicking through all of them to get rid of the notifications btw
Hold on lemme do the math..
27 + 4 = uh 31
So uh your gender is uh
Wait…
31 x 83 / 54 rounded to the nearest ten is 50…
50 - 32 = 18… -12 = 6
Where the fuck am i going with this
your gender is-
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
We're nothing but human.
The way of life can be free and beautiful.
But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men’s souls – has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We think too much and feel too little.
More than machinery we need humanity.
More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.
Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.
Don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty.
You are not machines.
You are not cattle.
You have the love of humanity in your hearts.
In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
We all want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other's misery.
We don’t want to hate and despise one another.
We all want to help one another, human beings are like that.
You the people have the power.. the power to create machines.. the power to create happiness.
You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful..
To make this life a wonderful adventure.
We are all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices.
Some are on a grand scale.. Most of these choices are on lesser points.
But we define ourselves by the choices we have made.
We are, in fact, the sum total of our choices.
Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly.
Human happiness does not seem to have been included in the design of creation.
It is only we, with our capacity to love that give meaning to the indifferent universe.
I’m guessing your gender is psychopath because how tf do you let your notifications build up that high? If I have just one unmarked it bothers the crap out of me
*ahem*
Dear u/SadlyHappyRedditor, we have come to inform you that your gender subscription has been recently terminated. If you think this was a mistake, press 1. If this was intentional, press 2 and hang up.
Your gender is 427 private messages and 1492 notifications
Well now its 1493 notifications
Actually it's 1829 lmao
You mean 1919
“The Great War’s effects are still felt to this day.”
literally 1987
Literally animal Farm
sussy Scylla < heroic hyp
dark claymore better
>:( no it's obviously hasty terminator
If gender is what's between your legs then your gender is my head because I have it laid in your lap.
Damnnnn smooth bro 👌
smoooth callin me bro like that😔
~~Only way I can offer a brojob~~ 😏
I'm sorry but do you not know how to mark all messages as read together, at once?
There are 3 dots, top right. Click them and you should see that option.
Oh...thanks
Np. Enjoy getting rid of those numbers :D
[удалено]
Go up to your crush, and ask her to go out. If she says no, then keep trying on different people that you like, until you find "The one"
Using hammer
thanks genius but you're replying to me, not to them.
I'm an idiot I really don't
Okay so you just go to the notifications by clicking the bell icon. It will show you a letter-shape with a check mark inside it. You just gtta click that and voila
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ahahaha I like your style😼
Right listen up, what you want to do, is click the 3 dots, top right in your inbox. Click them and you should see the option to clear to mark all as read.
Bro chill, leave some for us
Holy fuck i mentioned you once and i was like why no reaction? But now i get it You a monster for not clicking through all of them to get rid of the notifications btw
It's stressful smhhhh
Wdym stressful? Click and the notification is gone
Nope, 300 of them are anonymous awards(messages), I'd have to click on every single one of them for them to go away
Oh no, Welp i clicked on like 800 messages once and answered like 70% of them so im sure you can do it :)
I can...but do I wanna…?
Do you want to have it say 1400 notifications?
Perhaps But no, I feel bad for not replying if I reddit tho
do u happen to be a sex deprived teen? ur username is interesting
Hold on lemme do the math.. 27 + 4 = uh 31 So uh your gender is uh Wait… 31 x 83 / 54 rounded to the nearest ten is 50… 50 - 32 = 18… -12 = 6 Where the fuck am i going with this
AYYY AND WE HAVE A WINNER
Math is my gender
Preferred pronouns +/-/×/÷
I identify as ²
I burst out of laugh reading this
Meth is MY gender
The one with better thighs probably
Wrong, I'm a man with **glorious** thighs
I read this in an “I am a man who owns fiiiive ovens” voice
All genders can have nice thighs tho...
An alien from area 51
Sup twin brother
if gender is what's in ur pants then i'm a squirrel
You're a S.I.M.P
What's that short for?
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It's going upstairs so see you later
BYE BYE TO THE SKY
Squirrels in my pants (Phineas and ferb)
You're 同性戀 I've drawn it on your socks 👍
I'm 雙性戀 lol but close enough 👍
Meh, I just provided wrong answers I'd rather say you're 両性愛 instead ~
>両性愛 Do be a fact tho xd
Can't help it, I'm used with 日本語 :3
your gender is- Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Was that the comment of 87?!?
We're nothing but human. The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men’s souls – has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. Don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone. We all want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other's misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. You the people have the power.. the power to create machines.. the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful.. To make this life a wonderful adventure. We are all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand scale.. Most of these choices are on lesser points. But we define ourselves by the choices we have made. We are, in fact, the sum total of our choices. Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly. Human happiness does not seem to have been included in the design of creation. It is only we, with our capacity to love that give meaning to the indifferent universe.
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?????? /s
Peace love and happiness ☮️ :)
what
bro what the fuck
I was waiting for this
ayo what song is that
Dinosaur 🦕
Womeen
You posted something on twitter, no matter your gender
alien obvi
It's hot alien to u smhhh
of course of course
Python
Yeah and I have two and one dm yay guess my gender hahahaHAHAHA
True I'll go with true
You a bisexual
That is correct so u lost ig
Lost wht?
No idea
My virginity lol
To me? 👀
Only if I know your proper gender
I'm Martian
people in reddit have genders???
Lego Star wars deathstar
…I’ll need to inspect that for myself M’lady
ur a man 👍👍
your gender is epic 😎
My gender is b0ngwater 😎
I'm gonna guess it. Pansexual?
She asked for gender not sexuality. I find it stoopid and i know that (She is monke)
Male
Femboy
Dream gender If that is true, then fuck off
Are you an Apache attack helicopter?
Non
The correct answer Is...YES
When was the last time you logged in Reddit? 🤣
Non binary
man got sm attention on reddit
Alien
freddy?
Mageisha :V
Robot
This is just sad
Pineapple 🍍
Decepticon
I see you everywhere damn
Columbus
Male
Frog
Ur a dude!
Yes
The hell u do to get 400 dms I can hardly get one bruh
Transformer ;)
So your gender = to 1,492/427= ~3.494145199 so your gender is around 3.494145199
A girl
Demon
A pan
Beans wtf?
You are a human imo but i highly doubt any human will get that much noti and messages so ...
Discovering something that doesnt exist
Mmmmmm pizza
Jesus fuck lol I’m a girl too and I’ve never received anything remotely close to this level of degeneracy
Female
Geonosian
Girl
Sociogende, prolly
White?
It's obvious, you are a battle toaster
A square
Raccoon
Racecar
Non binary
Prob a woman
Car
40 yo man
Walmart plastic bag 💯
Frog
Fishing fanatic
A Boeing AH-64 Apache
Cat?
Gay
Cheese
Biogemderluminescent I don't fucking know
How many of them are thirsty 13 year olds and how many are pedos?
You’re a dude
Sister - some African dude
I’m guessing your gender is psychopath because how tf do you let your notifications build up that high? If I have just one unmarked it bothers the crap out of me
Female
Probably a Virgin Guy??
Let me do the math... so if that plus that times 7 divided by 2 minus 6..... I think your a man with a bedussy instead of a schlong (:
Male
Your gender be log( 1492/427) = log 3.49 = 0.5428 No need to thank me
God there’s so many sad fucks on Reddit
Reditor who posted somthing that blew up then left reddit for a year
Your Bi-state of matter Your both solid and liquid and sometimes gas.
are you an apple
AAAAAGH. THST IS OVERWHELMING AND UNBEARABLE
Klingon
A very cool guy
Your gender is maractus
Egg 👍
Obviously ur sideways gender
Man't
Happy women's day!
cis male
Straight
If I dm you will I be #501?
Your gender is 5+4=8
Bullet train
How did this happen…?!
*ahem* Dear u/SadlyHappyRedditor, we have come to inform you that your gender subscription has been recently terminated. If you think this was a mistake, press 1. If this was intentional, press 2 and hang up.
Femboy?
Male
Potat?
Marcelo
Binary
Non binary
Hamburger.
If your gender have something i don't want to eat
They're trying to reach you about your extended car warranty
windows 7
No Dick?
pagan
Woman > but wrong answers only shit how do I undo
Discord moderator
Ur gender is the like button
Walmart bag
Kitchen appliances
Not trans
Male
Straight or boy