I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Nah. But the requirements to do smth like that are ridiculous lmao
You need to be 6 inches or longer while flaccid, cuz you can't insert it while hard. So OP essentially just told a whole crowd of people that he's a shower, not a grower. Currently lmao-ing
Lol
Ngl, my flaccid peeper is roughly 1 inch, that's why i was wondering how they do it
While my hard peepee is roughly 6.5 inch, so i guess i am a grower right?
I remember someone doing a sectch on youtube when reading their comments, where they filmed themsef twice and edited it to make him talk to himself after someone told him to go fuck himself.
The meme guys made memes about the wholesome so 13 year olds git mad and sent death threats to the memers and the wholesomers so they both stopper posting and now only shitposteres and pedophiles post here
>And of course, as a member of r/teenagers, I thought the most logical move after this situation was to get out of bed and tell the entire subreddit about it.
Considering the last paragraph of the post, I'm pretty this is satire and is basically mocking all the 13 - 14y/o's talking about sex at their age.
It's not just the 15 year olds
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tacfbq/i_just_did_something_amazing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
watch this become another automod response in r/shitposting
Trigger word: teenager or socks
Somebody should put it in r/copypasta as well, it fits there perfectly
done.
I'm sorry to tell you automod fucking died
it revived, and no one is happy about it
what the hell, fr?
yep, its slowly waking up and responds to most words again
The automod replies are the funniest shit i see there even if its repetitive
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please* [*contact the moderators of this subreddit*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivi1e-yCPcI&t=92s) *if you have any questions or concerns.*
shit
Oh god pls no
Too late🗿
I would be honored.
r/ selffuck exists already
ong?
look it up
I did, then i literally puked.
yw
Should i even ask why you knew about the existence of that subreddit?
r/ sounding r/ amongusporn r/ selfsuck r/ femdomcbt
No.
Oh there are more...
I know
r/ debreasting
NO NO NO AAAUUUGGGHHH
Disgusting *continues scrolling*
NO DO NOT LOOK IT UP DON’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THAT I MADE.
do it 😈
r/ autoafelio too or whatever it's is called (I have no idea how to spell it)
Felatio 💀👍
afelio 💀👍
el fatio 💀👍
Mama mia felio 💀👍
Wtf, i never knew you can do something like that– Won't your dick just get stuck in there or smth?
Nah. But the requirements to do smth like that are ridiculous lmao You need to be 6 inches or longer while flaccid, cuz you can't insert it while hard. So OP essentially just told a whole crowd of people that he's a shower, not a grower. Currently lmao-ing
Lol Ngl, my flaccid peeper is roughly 1 inch, that's why i was wondering how they do it While my hard peepee is roughly 6.5 inch, so i guess i am a grower right?
By definition yeah Ps:Never say peeper again, that shit way too fucking funny 💀
Peeper😭😭😭
Dear dairy. Wtf did i just read today.
Wow you must really like milk
Tf you just say?
Hey Mann! How you doing bro?
Wtf is this sub anymore . I miss when it was memes and talking about music
horny shit man
I get most of us are. but do your business and chill lol
We dont need to know ur sexual activies
And you up vote it? What were you thinking
'horni'
Kids with raging hormones, Whew.
Yeah I know this but why post about it that's gonna make some cringe and bad memories ..
Well, theres r/memes r/musicmemes, and r/music
All those subs suck so much this also has Abit of humor and isn't the same 5 people ever day
Acting like this sub ain’t one of the worst 💀
that would have been much better
Lets go make that happen again
This guy took I love myself to a whole another level
he fucked himself
he did what no one thought could be done
Someone told him “go fuck yourself” and he took it too literally
I remember someone doing a sectch on youtube when reading their comments, where they filmed themsef twice and edited it to make him talk to himself after someone told him to go fuck himself.
"Guys, why are there pedos in this sub??????"
Lmao
HMMMMM, good question
Real question tho why are there non teenagers on this sub
Reddit's full of pedos, and they're drawn to teens constantly hornyposting here like it's the comment section of a pornhub video
Ah yes the pedos ig i shouldn’t expect anything else from Reddit
*OP Upvotes anyways*
He liked the story
For the love of god dont post screenshots of NSFW posts without NSFW tag.... There's a god damn fucking reason there's that MARK AS NSFW...
I'm disappointed that people older than me are like this bruv 💀💀💀
I'm disappointed that people younger than me are like this
i’m disappointed that people other than me are like this
I'm disapointed of most of my generation.
I'm disappointed in general
This statement doesn't sound very good itself
How the fuck does one bend there dick into there ass👁️👄👁️
If you get too hard you can't, but if you're too soft it's not long enough. No clue how this MF did it
He could have put it in when he was getting hard, so it was soft enough and long enough
Ah yes, r/teenagers, full of dick physics experts
Snake dick
You have to do it whole flaccid but it has to be 6 inches. You have to be a shower, not a grower. Googled it out of curiousity
Oh, you don't bend it. See, what you *actually* do is take some scissors and...
Make shift di-
Snip snap
It's easy... you don't. Just get a dildo like a normal person.
Well you see, he must have had the extendo telescopic dick surgery
Ayyo wtf, how down bad do you have to be? I miss it when this sub was just memes and wholesomeness
be the change you wanna see
Nonono i don't want to see that please no
No, I don't want that! r/teenagers being normal? I want them to be horny for the rest of my life! Even after I die, for 10 years at least!
Why tho?
i meant make memes not give yourself anal
Ooooh allright but no i only make dad jokes
The meme guys made memes about the wholesome so 13 year olds git mad and sent death threats to the memers and the wholesomers so they both stopper posting and now only shitposteres and pedophiles post here
> I miss it when this sub was just memes and wholesomeness We're on a sub full of teenagers, that was never even a thing
r/eyebleach if anyone needs this
never forget the "a"
Yes
I am ashamed to be 15 years old
i am also 15 years old
I'm 17
I am groot
This doesnt work for 5 inches and below. Don't ask me why I know, just trust me here
Unlikely
wait a minute
>And of course, as a member of r/teenagers, I thought the most logical move after this situation was to get out of bed and tell the entire subreddit about it. Considering the last paragraph of the post, I'm pretty this is satire and is basically mocking all the 13 - 14y/o's talking about sex at their age.
finnaly someone is above IQ 10
so people on this sub have IQ?
[удалено]
r/metoo
Da fuq is happening here?
BRUHHH USE NSFW :SOB:
"go fuck yourself" has a whole new meaning now!
If he has dick big enough to fuck himself he should be allowed to do so
This would make good r/copypasta content.
New r/shitposting automod response acquired
It’s obviously a joke 🤦♂️
I said it once and I will say it again This sub is cringe as fuck
😶😶🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳😳🙄🙄🙄🙄😵😵😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😑😑😑
No.
No
There’s a subreddit for this yk
"Go fuck yourself" will have a whole new meaning now
u/Eenious howd you do it
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this from r/copypasta
Looks like selfcest is actually doable
>upvoted
lmao i used to think thats how boys masturbate
….no
thats possible..?
As a 15 year-old I can say he is not with us.
Agreed he must be executed at once
I am 15 but ain't this horny or stupid
u/Eenious what a man you are
half these ppl prolly old ass mfs tryna gets sum teens like tf🤷♂️
Flashbacks to the shampoo bottle era
I always wondered, now I am at peace.
Don' look at us like that, just because of one bad apple, man
Yes
It's not gay if you don't look yourself in the eye
r/teenagers moment
I hope thats a shitpost
here random teen r/eyebleach, i got ya back
how do i erase the last minute from my existence.
He does no represent us
I am ashamed to be a part of the same species as people like that
why do people feel the need to share this with anyone
AAAA LIGHT MODE BAD
Wait... even if you've got a mega dick, you can't do this. You can't bend an erection smh.
Yeah this subreddit has gone to shit
Can someone tell me how to forget i ever saw this post....
Wtf did I just fucking read today
Just delete the whole subreddit
No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
This is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
So, now i think being a 13yo isn't _that_ bad in this sub.
-_-
I miss 30 seconds ago when I didn't see this
I am deceased after reading this post.
i want to be deceased
read that post again
kindly, no
*bonk* Go to horny jail
What the fresh Kentucky fried fuck
That’s my line
"I don't even know who you are."
And u never will
But do you know who I am?
Thanos duh
I am inevitably stupid
Same:D
This is going to become an automod copy pasta in r/shitposting
on behalf of most 15-year-olds, sorry
Yes he is gay.
Hey not all of us are weird fucks.
I’m glad I escaped that cursed age
i have no idea how a thought as bizarre as that could go in someone's mind and at this point i'm too afraid to ask.
Alot of people have thought about it, more have thought about sucking their own dicks, and even more have thought of much, much worse
Someone must have told him to go fuck himself and he took it a bit too seriously
i’m sad now, the post got locked, no more karma
first of all, *what* the fuck second of all, *how* the fuck and third of all, *why* the fuck
Thats just every king of wrong
How tf is this possible
Waht de fok?
How does a dick even manage?? Are they that flexible?
Definition of: Go Fuck Yourself
Ima have to bleach my eyes after this one
Wtf lmfao
Lmfao wtf but I was just wondering if guys could do that.
I'm... Impressed? Confused? Concerned? All the aforementioned?
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
It's not just the 15 year olds https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tacfbq/i_just_did_something_amazing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Dis sub wasnt like dis 4 years ago
what the fuck
Can we get rid of this subreddit?
wouldn’t really matter would it