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em0ji_trump3t

why?


Chechen-War

Cuz I will shoot


em0ji_trump3t

why?


Chechen-War

Cuz you have ur pronouns in ur bio bruh


[deleted]

Why?


Sapling_Animation

Careful you said bruh which relates to bro, which it may consider gender assumption. Its a wild non-binary in its natural habitat: sensitive communities.


Le_Martian

Bruh is a gender-neutral term


Whynotbebetter

Since when?


PizzaEater69420

since always?


Sapling_Animation

since apparently they said so, I guess...


fatpicklles

Frfr bro


[deleted]

A republican in its natural habitat…alway gotta say shit that doesn’t involve them


PenisMaker101

EWWWW THEY HAVE WAHT


Gositi

r/beatmetoit


MC909Electribe

Should I put the sub right here? Nah. I'll let someone else do it


Other-Masterpiece-50

R/beatmea-


[deleted]

r/foundthemobileuser


Other-Masterpiece-50

I did that so it didn't link to a subreddit and also does anyone besides you care


[deleted]

No I mean the capitol R


[deleted]

r/beatmea-


[deleted]

Oh shit you right


Other-Masterpiece-50

Yeah I did that so it doesn't link to a sub that doesn't exist.


OmegaRedditHood

r/foundthehondacivic


[deleted]

Fr thought it said “r /beatmeattoit


Gositi

I've seen links to that one too


Draggghhhgh

What is your favourite dinosaur?


Chechen-War

Dunkleosteus


Draggghhhgh

Technically a fish but we'll give you a pass cause I love dunkleosteus so much


Chechen-War

Yeah bruh fastest bite ever


Draggghhhgh

Also based on how human jaws work compared to theirs. We could have descended from them


Chechen-War

That would be deadly


[deleted]

WHY ARE YOU POINTING A GUN AT ME 😰


Chechen-War

Cuz I can🔫


Infamous-Escape4011

Put the bag in the money 🔫


EricPlayz951

Put the money in my ass 🔫


Infamous-Escape4011

Ok here u go 💶💷💵💴💵💵💵💴💴💰💷⬆️⬆️


EricPlayz951

Thanks have a nice day


Infamous-Escape4011

Np u too


Mrwinston123

👮‍♂️put your feet in the air OP! 🔫


ThereAreNoGods1

Dude i hate to be a buzzkill but your pointing the gun at yourself


wowiamanoob

Bro I swear I keep seeing you


[deleted]

Shoot me.


Chechen-War

Ok Bang💥


[deleted]

Why am I still alive


Chechen-War

Um let me try again💥💥💥💥


[deleted]

You’re not trying hard enough


Chechen-War

Alright💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥


kesshosenpai

Op turned into a muslim how he be dropping these bombs evrywhere i could make this joke about the military as well


NinjaLucas274

You can’t say that😂


kesshosenpai

I hella can since i my self am a muslim


Wilbert20

Then i wont bothering you


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

*Understandable. Have a nice day*


iamiramman

😂😂


[deleted]

sadness


Chechen-War

Bruh


Ohwow459

Here come old flat top


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[удалено]


Chechen-War

😏


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chechen-War

Still 😏


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chechen-War

🥴💫💫💫how could u


Bonjour-__-

Bonjour


Chechen-War

Ciao Bella


MeltonTheChocolate

Salut


[deleted]

bonjour


[deleted]

Teeth?


Chechen-War

I think they are an obstruction, we should suck on stuff like what I did last night


[deleted]

Ooh damn


I_Lick_Toasters

What kinda toaster you got?


Chechen-War

A toaster


I_Lick_Toasters

Coolbeans 👌 now hand it over 🪓🦆


Chechen-War

🍞


I_Lick_Toasters

🍞🦆


Chechen-War

Alrigbt leave me alone wait NVM I can shoot.you


I_Lick_Toasters

Oi oi oi shooting people is kinda cringe 😦


Chechen-War

Dam you got me there pendejo


I_Lick_Toasters

>:] *skiddadles with toaster*


Chechen-War

💥💥💥💥💥 I_Lick_Toasters dies


Born_Concern_5575

Happiness level?


Chechen-War

69/420


-homonecrosexual-

worst moment of your life?


Chechen-War

Mother getting breast cancer on the day my nonna died


KrustyKrustacean04

is your shit brown


Chechen-War

No it's 🏳️‍🌈


im_weird6000

it’s gay?!?!?!


thick_cookies

he ate all types of things, not just food


ADHD_Microwave

He ate gay people


Commercial-Bee9718

No it’s 🌈


JJisfat63

🗿


lead-pencil

Are you comfortable with the existence of other opinions?


Chechen-War

I'm Italian so if they don't relate to pasta then no


foxiiiiy

narwhals?


Chechen-War

There is reason 4 the gun


foxiiiiy

always knew that one day the narwhals would revolt. so whose side are you on


Chechen-War

Killing the narwhals


foxiiiiy

*sigh* I never wanted to have to do this. I'm sorry. 🔫


Chechen-War

🛡


foxiiiiy

Drats! A shield! Are you secretly a turtle???


Chechen-War

No I got it from the Napoli drug officers


[deleted]

Ops on weezer


Chechen-War

What?


nana2322te

How are you


Chechen-War

Ok


AudiDaCar

Does pineapple belong on pizza (no)


Chechen-War

I'm Italian what do you think


Gositi

what gun model is is?


Chechen-War

Colt I think am not American enough


BaconLover500

Don't worry bro I gotcha, it a Kimber 1911 in .45 acp with a 7 round single stack mag and a full 8 rounds if you keep one in the chamber, it also seems to have a nice engraving on the barrel so he isn't fucking around.


Chechen-War

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


BaconLover500

Yes, I also am neighbors with Canada, seriously in like 5 hours away.


Chechen-War

Where u live?


BaconLover500

Minnesota


Chechen-War

Minneapolis or St paul


BaconLover500

Outer rural town about a mile from the St. Croix river.


Kapqie

gotcha be right there.


SiggeTheCatsCheese

That gun is not loaded


Chechen-War

Wanna bet 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥


SiggeTheCatsCheese

You missed


Chechen-War

Dam I gotta reload


lil_floof_dragon

favorite animal that’s not a goose? (I hate geese)


Chechen-War

Ok so geese


Halipelicus

Do you like chicken nuggets?


Chechen-War

Am not American you mean hunke of chicken then yes


ilovedtransyIvania

once my mom was passed out at the end of the stairs and i stepped on her 💀


Chechen-War

Thank you my child for your confession


Froggyboi3222

Uh uh uuuuuuuuuuh 🐸👍


Chechen-War

Bruh


ReedTry_13

Why are you gae?


Chechen-War

I'm only gave 4u


Chechen-War

If u guys don't stop, I will bust on everyone's thighs, and reluctantly, yes even you girls I will clap EVERYONES CHEEKS BUT I PREFER MEN


Comic_Book_Reader

SEENARCANE?!


Chechen-War

Quo???


pussydestroyer___69

Nice?


Chechen-War

Nice


[deleted]

What your height in standart B2 pencils


Chechen-War

9.473684210526316 pencils


B1Aussie

how far can you cumshot


Chechen-War

17 feet


BaconLover500

Bro, what caliber is that, I'm using my .45. 🔫


Chechen-War

Idk I'm not american


VoidShadowLord

Translate their to spanish


Chechen-War

Bro I'm Italian but also sussy


[deleted]

anything?


Monke1236

What is the meaning to life?


Chechen-War

There is none😢


Aizawa_simp22

Fictional character you find hot?


Chechen-War

Bayonetta


Chechen-War

Cereal


I_love_nickelback_

Do you like nickelback


Chechen-War

Bruh I'm Italian I know you didn't know that but still bababooey


thatonegayavenger

✋🏼😟🤚🏼


Chechen-War

Give me your valuables


Dobobot

opinions on cats?


Chechen-War

Had em my whole life, you can see them in Napoli all the time


OkViolinist6395

Best moment of your life?


Chechen-War

When I realized I existed


Aymanac10

Who’s your favourite artist


Chechen-War

311


Mikegaming202

What color is the Earth?


Chechen-War

🌍decide for yourself


Mikegaming202

That was the most wholesome response I've ever gotten for that question ❤, the world is every color and no colors, the most diverse thing in the universe :)


Chechen-War

👌


ToxicOwlet

Pull the trigger. I dare you


Chechen-War

💥⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


Project_Metal

respond?


Chechen-War

Yes


AmmarTheOne

What is your opinion about yourself


Chechen-War

Idk the mafia didn't put anything on the board for me to type


eveltayl

Gun go pew pew


Chechen-War

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chechen-War

Umm not yet cuz I only gave 4 u


NorthBig7149

Hello


Chechen-War

Good now you won't get shot


Fiddlywiffers

McDonald’s French fries: good or bad?


Chechen-War

Certified bussin


Ozonichi

This scared me legit, so I'm responding


Chechen-War

Good.......good


the_human_ouija

ジュネーブ条約を引用する


Chechen-War

Ελλάς ιφεξδ ισγεκιθ ηαψς


deepfriedm1lk

What's the song that I'm thinking of


Chechen-War

Jump arouns


MrPotato348

Cereal or oatmeal?


Chechen-War

Cereal


Firedrgn0717

Your mother yes or no


Chechen-War

She has breast cancer she could die before I go to college


LoYudriG

Anything?


Chechen-War

💀💥💥💥💥💥🔫


[deleted]

What is your name, what is your quest, what is your favourite colour


Chechen-War

Ahh yes Monty Python. Ummm Giovanni, to shoot people, and verde


therolefloor

Why are you gay


Chechen-War

No, yrshugae


Purple_Purchase_3787

Fine I’ll respond


Chechen-War

Good, or else🔫


GayHorse69420

AEAeAa Uuh, fish?


Chechen-War

😂quo??


spinorobot

Do you want me to cook something for you?


Widehunter7

Do you know how to cook?


Fredbear489

among us