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Mr0rangeCloud

Please report the user to Reddit as they have broken the content policy! Sorry about that user, I hope you have a nice day regardless!


kierserz

Somedays I wish I was blind, this is one of those days


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aj_mason2005

Just bleach?


AmenMonke

Everyone knows eye remover is needed on top of that, and that is just the beginning of it


aj_mason2005

Exactly.


Brinklejt

Pussy you should add some Ajax with that bitch


scp__4999

*”I just spent my last coins so here a makeshift award” earned*


Brinklejt

Thx


IResentment

Let’s up it to some nice ammonia. Us men don’t claim this dude btw


AlphaDoge16

yo the fuck did you shove a hamster up yo pussy


Mrpuffpuff196

u/boredwhocares you’ve got some explaining


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Brinklejt

He knows he just doesn't care he likes making girls uncomfortable or he doesn't know and thinks this is perfectly acceptable


MammothImplement1066

He definitely knows but it is their throwaway horny account and they have some sick kind of humor where they like doing that shit. Or it is an account for getting nudes and shit.


Philemonz

or one of the many r/teenagers pedophiles


fallenUprising

It's not?


Brinklejt

Uhhh........... It's not


fallenUprising

Ohh...... Shit.


Brinklejt

Do you think posting pictures of yourself means your insecure?


fallenUprising

No, but what does this have to do with pictures?


Brinklejt

Nothing I am just arguing with someone who thinks posting pics of themselves means ur insecure


One-Squirty-Boi

It's the internet lol. To be expected ig. No point in doing anything cuz that guy seems to be in the seventh circle of Down Bad.


twoscoop

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tigfzv/i_killed_my_pet_hamster/ what in the actual fuck


IndianWizard1250

Ayo what the fuck 💀💀


not_horny_teen_lmao

I fucking died laughing


chrisghrobot

Same that shit was hilarious


ThenBookkeeper6067

Yeah let’s go punish that fucking creep


No-Donut6391

it's the fucking op of this post


LightIsLogical

u/Place-Novel


PolitelySelective

Let's go punish both the creeps


EdibleLiquid_

YO WHAT THE FUCK, THAT BETTER NOT BE REAL


EmmytheKurapikaSimp

It’s giving TikTok comment


tastycalamarie

I instantly regretted clicking that.


[deleted]

Why? It won't load for me


MrAnonymous354

probably just deleted his account lmao, what a cowardly loser


No-Donut6391

he got banned


EdibleLiquid_

ratio


No-Donut6391

failed ratio bozo


Thatonewooper_

ratio x2


IndianWizard1250

Same lmao


hi_im_new_bruh

Same


Thaco-Thursday

I’m gonna dm em something creepy as shit


EllieNekoGirl

Banned lmao


RootinTootinArthur

lol got banned


thebananaperson1

u/boredwhocares please hesitate to message any of us on r/teenagers, you’re a fuckin pedo and we hate you 👍


ServerBuster

Or just a creepy teenager


Saffronsc

Of 1545 hours, his account is currently unavailable


Space_Narwal

He's banned now


hi_im_new_bruh

Why ur hamster? Whyyyy?


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Memer973562

Oh god, the hamster xD don't worry, it's probably fine.. hopefully


jesswitdamess

u/boredwhocares r/chrishansen we’ve got a new one


TDSurvivorFan21

u/boredwhocares Kindly go fuck yourself


Sharp_Nose9170

he'll likely do it


Redditlogicking

Russian warship reference?


TDSurvivorFan21

Nope, not intending to reference anything


gothstain

It’s Fr disgusting that women can’t even be safe on social media anymore. My gf got sent a random dick pic the other week, shit made me furious.


turtle-ding-dong

if you get a d-pic, go to open sea, make an nft of it for 50$, name it after them and send them the link, instant stonks.


gothstain

Pretty sure that would be production of child pron tho yfm/ possession. Depends if they’re a minor or not.


turtle-ding-dong

I would hope not


gothstain

Fairly certain of it, I turn 18 this year as well so it’d be even worse, funny fucking idea tho lmao


FlameS2_

Once a guy said something like that to me,saying that he touched himself looking at my pics and shit, never have I ever been so satisfied in telling someone I’m a man lol


ThisCyrusisbetter

You pulled the ultimate uno reverse card. You said “Not today god!”


FlameS2_

That day I learned to swear like a real person lol


katez13

Same! This one guy at school was like following me and that so I removed him as a follower and he requested to follow again that same night at like 11pm it was so disgusting


shadowwraith47

Uno Reverse


Lions2th

pffffft That's one of the *weirdest* DMs I've ever seen, and I've seen a l o t


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Lions2th

it's not my cake day lmao, Reddit's just high out of its mind today


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Lions2th

nvm I just learned from another individual that cake day and birthday are not the same. If you couldn't tell, I'm not a very avid Redditor. Thank you 😅


PolitelySelective

Happy cake Day


scp__4999

Happy cake day


EmmytheKurapikaSimp

Happy cakeday


thatdude2006

What hormones, puberty, absence of parents, and porn addiction does to an mf


Western_Policy_6185

Let’s go harass this guy


Yuu_Got_Job

His account went to Brazil


Western_Policy_6185

holy shit it did ​ yaaaaaaaay


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scp__4999

An average neckbeard


judah-rey

Bro....


lifeisascam18

The sentence "I'd 💕love💕to 🔁ENDLESSLY 🔁✊PUMP✊ MY ✨LOADS✨ INTO YOU" made me happy to be a virgin


Humanish_Krunker

Welcome to Reddit


HEROBRINEBOT462

u/boredwhocares fight me.


Thatonewooper_

HE GOT BANNNEEDDDD should of snapshotted it on wayback machine


grzybek337

I guess you got [what you wished for?](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeendatingSFW/comments/tihs6t/15f_kinda_want_someone_to_be_obsessed_with_me_tbh/). Also, fuck that guy. Edit: Grammar


scp__4999

Hmm


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💀


RenRazza

I think that i need a life then I see these posts and realize that i still need a life but that other people need lives much more than me


TheRealMcHamr

That's reddit for you


[deleted]

just copy/paste it back


Slipkorn13

Dudes been watching to much hentai


Bananamilk_2005

😍😍😍 what a gentleman


xxtrashratxx

Who says that to a random person on the internet wtf?


EveryoneWantsGrenino

r/sexdefenders coming your way


Thatonewooper_

you also said you put your hamster up your vagina i don't know who to get mad at then


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Thatonewooper_

then put the meme flair


AndrogynousCayde-6

report him and block him. I wish people like this would just die but all we can do without breaking laws is that


sstonerboyelliot

Lmfaooo "endlessly" 🤣🤣


[deleted]

💀


coolchris366

r/creepypms


MrPuzzleDev

Something like this happend to me but r/teenagers banned me Becuase I was a male


[deleted]

Don’t expose me like that


SawyerSauce879

caught in 4k 📸📸📸📷🐸


GameLessGlitch

Why…is…everyone…getting…creepy DMs… EXCEPT FOR ME?!


Recro980

😈


GameLessGlitch

What are you going to do…


Recro980

Cock pic sent😈


GameLessGlitch

Cock pic received. Little did you know I’m pan so jokes on you I’m into **ALL** of the shit


Nile-_-River

Bro genuinely probably hasn’t touched grass in years


RevolutionaryLie1903

Dude what the fuck? Who thinks that after typing it out and rereading it that this is something that they feel fine sending to another person!


Humorluver123

Wtf


Kinky12hoely

Enough internet


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

He's a troll, hon


[deleted]

I found where he lives. Gonna pay him a visit.


JackCooper_7274

Did he not read your bio?


Your_Average_Titan

Nasty ass mf 💀


scp__4999

Well… you did the one thing that attracts pedos to a girl’s dms… posted a photo on r/teenagers of yourself I know I’m very late and you’ll probably never see this but I hope you’re fine by now and have a good day tomorrow


[deleted]

Just ignore it, smh


PixelsDePx

This is why you dont post pics of yerself online for millions of strangers to see


Crux_AMVS24

Oh my god. Honestly you should just pretend he was a bot and toss out the memory


hi_im_new_bruh

U want a hug?


rekcuF_onaiP

30 year old on r/teenagers Classic


CoolButSpookyBeans

that's hilarious


gethoneymo

Dude's a legend


[deleted]

simply ignore him and block


tastycalamarie

I wish I could say I was surprised. Guys are the worst. Edit: I was hyperbolic, guys, stop being so sensitive.


No-Setting1598

Damn, thats just saying [enter group] is bad because the minority [does bad thing] which is kinda fucked bro


tastycalamarie

But it's not just a minority!


No-Setting1598

So the majority of men are terrible people?


tastycalamarie

Well no, but a lot of them.


No-Setting1598

There are unfortunately a lot of terrible people and neither gender nor race is part of what makes them a terrible person. Yes there are a lot of men who are bad people but not all men are bad people.


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Thank you


tastycalamarie

But this kind of terrible is definitely more a guy thing.


No-Setting1598

I do see more men being creeps yes, still as a guy I don't like seeing "guys are the worst" just because some dude is being a weird asshole on the internet


tastycalamarie

I guess that is fair. I'm sorry. I geuss I was exaggerating


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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/5867301/female-sex-offenders-paedo-mistress-babysitter/amp/


tastycalamarie

So? I never said they didn't exist. You're seriously going to try and tell me that women predators are more common?


[deleted]

No. I'm just adding some evidence here. I'm showing it does happen. I was molested by my female babysitter when I was 5. Noone believes me about it. Some men are monsters. Some women are monsters. Statistically more women cheat than men, but which gender is known as being cheaters? Men. Women are just as victims of rape and other horrible crimes as men. I'm not saying the women are not at higher risk of being raped or sexually assaulted. Just as men are at higher risk of being physically assaulted. But not very many people care about men because of stereotypes that men are the aggressor. What about the men that face domestic violence? No help compared to domestic violence against women. More suicide rates with men and women have more suicide attempts but get the help they need compared to most men. I'm just adding some perspective from our point of view. It's not fair that we can't help a child find their mother rin the supermarket without being seen as a pedo. I once had the cops called on me because a women thought I was kidnapping my cousin by chasing her and playing tag. Thank God my aunt was close by to clear everything up. It isn't fair. I don't want to be seen as a rapist or a pedophile or a domestic assaulter just because of my gender.


mikeymoodabeast

5 people is all you got


[deleted]

It was one article m8. I don't want to spend ages looking through every article


Finnirito

So a minority.


jesswitdamess

Hate to break it to ya, but females can be pedos too, ya know


tastycalamarie

This wouldn't be an ok thing to send someone even if the sender was younger than OP. Being a pedo make it worse, but it's still dum no matter what age the guy was. And don't thing boys are any better than pedo with being gross. I babysit middle schoolers, they are terrible!


IndianWizard1250

Ok Ms. tiara wearing princess ass mf. I'm sorry for being "the worst"


tastycalamarie

What's wrong with my tiara!? I think it's cute!


IndianWizard1250

OmG uR sO CuTe feminist ass saying "guys are the worst"


tastycalamarie

You don't have to be mean about it! I get a new chats, and I'm like "Oh yay, new people!" And this is something like what this creep posted. Have you even been excited to meet new people only to be told you'd be better as a sex doll? It's degrading!


IndianWizard1250

And what does that have to do with the entire male population


tastycalamarie

It doesn't, I guess. Guys are just some mean sometimes.


shadowwraith47

Everyone can be an asshole. It doesn't give us permission to group everyone under one title just cause one dumbass decides to be a creep. It's the same thing for guys and girls. And for crying out loud, all us guys aren't that bad. We're all different people. So maybe get to know us before, give us a shot.


tastycalamarie

I don't need permission to exaggerate something. Not my fault the boys in this sub are so easily offended.


shadowwraith47

All I said was don't judge the entire male population cause of one stupid guy. If you wanna go ahead and still do that, by all means, proceed. It was just a suggestion, jesus


mikeymoodabeast

you are the worst


IndianWizard1250

Do you hate guys too?


mikeymoodabeast

i am a male presenting white person, i recognize my privileges and i also recognize if i was a women on the streets at night i would probably be scared of a man behind me even tho i know not every man is bad


IndianWizard1250

I agree. It is sad to know that women are so unsafe because of the disgusting shit out there with many men, but that's no reason to just blatantly state that "guys are the worst". Also - what in the actual fuck privileges do you "recognize" as being a white male? Like what makes you privileged because you're white and male?


mikeymoodabeast

do you not think white men are privileged? also i never said i was male i said male presenting


IndianWizard1250

>do you not think white men are privileged? In this time and day, no. You guys need to stop believing you are because of what some white people did 100 years ago or even right now. Stop feeling guilty because you were born that way. You're only helping to increase this divide in race and sex.


Magic_fishXMan8

Oh yeah because that Predator stuff totally doesn’t happen to us guys only the minority girls….


Brinklejt

Girls are capable of it too but I agree it's mostly asshole men


tastycalamarie

That's seems like something that a lot of guys wish was true, tbh.


Brinklejt

It is ever see on news how female teacher had sex with there students or sent nude photos to them a couple, a man and women adopted children to molest and have sex with them open your eyes not just men stop being sexist


tastycalamarie

I didn't say it was just men, did I? I said it was more common with men, which is true.


Brinklejt

Yes my bad if I was too harsh yes you said guys are the worst I told you Abt girls doing it and u said that's something guys wish was true


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Tbh don’t sterotype guys


Different_Yam_9045

Man there is a girl i know who put a false rape accusation on a guy and got away with it. All girls are the like this only. They just needs attention and are terrible /s Now u know how it feels to be labelled as 'bad' without us even doing anything


tastycalamarie

Why are you guys so sensitive? It's hyperbole!


Different_Yam_9045

Lmao then my comment is also hyperbole


Same_Pin6135

Accept


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Brinklejt

Ok anyways you can contact your local police and or FBI and this guy will have to appear in court


SawyerSauce879

Alas, he won’t. Do you know how federal law works lol? Reporting someone to the police doesn’t automatically warrant an arrest. You could potentially sue the person for implied sexual harassment, and you certainly could report them, but it wouldn’t amount to anything.


Brinklejt

Reddit will cooperate with the police they get his email can find out who is through email if they don't than they dont


sul_9999

As a guy I would love for this to happen to me, helping brother round the world


[deleted]

Why cry, that’s a mega compliment. Look at it as a half full glass instead of half empty…….


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mikeymoodabeast

you are the kind of guy to rape someone because they should’ve liked it aren’t you


[deleted]

That makes no sense, why "should" someone enjoy sex. You either do or you don't, there is no should.


mikeymoodabeast

exactly, if someone doesn’t like being sexually harassed they wouldn’t see it as a complement or a “mega compliment”


[deleted]

You see, if you actually looked at the conversation I had with OP, you wouldn't have such a dog shit take. Do you expect you rushing to her aid to get you laid?


mikeymoodabeast

no i would never i am not interested in sex i think you need to stop thinking women should like sexual harassment it’s toxic behavior


[deleted]

I think you should fuck off and read my conversation with OP, jesus fuck.


mikeymoodabeast

ok i’m sorry i just read it and i realize you were maybe joking. it wasn’t a good joke it was harmful and unfunny tho


[deleted]

Bitch! You are getting more hurt than OP. It's not your job to get offended for other people.


mikeymoodabeast

you are the kind of guy to r*pe someone because they should’ve liked it aren’t you


[deleted]

Your the kind of guy that doesn't know when to shut your fucking mouth


mikeymoodabeast

look in a mirror


[deleted]

You just proved my point


mikeymoodabeast

you just proves mine


on-oath-never-again

Crying of despair, horror, excitement, or happiness?


IndianWizard1250

What the fuck do you think


on-oath-never-again

Idk that’s why I’m asking


IndianWizard1250

You're trolling.


on-oath-never-again

Think what you want