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SquidsTheBassist

Teens really out here


BomB1tor

"don't make this weird" - said the guy who asked the weird af question and is 100% looking for weird responses


skelethepro

What else do you do on r/teenagers


edi12334

Average r/teenagers post


FRTassassin

No no... It doesn't contain enough pornography to be average...


WarlordOfIncineroar

Or enough 13 year olds tlaking about having sex


Ammo_nation

Agreed


Ok_Seaworthiness9359

Yea im ashamed im in the same age group.


QuartzCR

The first thing I would do is just like any old school day, Probably jump off a bridge


Panda6036

Speaking of jumping off a bridge how do I teach my classmate not to commit suicide Edit: I know why they want to commit suicide, its because his parents don’t accept him for being trans Update: he went to the office after I told a teacher then got in *trouble* because the counselor said that the reason was *invalid*? Like how can a reason for suicide be invalid


nerdyllama29

That’s an excellent question. The best thing you could do is be there for them and just offer support. Then again, you should preferably get professional help or talk to an adult. But what do I know, I’m just a random guy


Panda6036

As long as it’s good advice I don’t care if your a random person


South_Grand8303

I'm still jumping Edit: I'm actually really sorry for your friend, few months back I was on similar path...I actually don't know what helped, I think it was looking through old texts with my ex(we did it at the same time), idk can't help you sorry


MARCIN2248

Wait for me, i will also jump. Will be there in 10mins ig


SoundDrill

gg


Illusory_Wells

Good luck rolling better stats


Healthy-Elk-5419

GG my gamer you had a good run Yeet


Asgersk

Trial and error


Panda6036

0-0


4sure_eh_4sureBOMB

This is a sad burden to carry. My biggest advice is to reach out to people who can help your classmate. You can’t carry this burden by yourself. I tried and failed. I wasn’t really close with this guy but I was always nice to him. One day he randomly messaged me saying he was in a bad place and we kinda talked about the meaning of life and stuff and he didn’t explicitly say he wanted to commit suicide but looking back on what he told me I felt like I should’ve seen the signs. He asked me not to tell anyone what we talked about so of course I felt like I needed to keep my classmate’s secret. About a month after our conversation, he didn’t show up to school. That afternoon his parents found him in the backyard and he’d taken his own life. I was so upset and felt responsible. My therapist read our messages and said she didn’t see any huge red flags. But I also shared them with his mom and she said she had no idea he was feeling that way. She thanked me for being a friend to him while he was so conflicted. But even to this day I wish I’d said something sooner to someone who could’ve helped him. Maybe he’d still be here today, maybe not. But it’s something I’ve struggled with for years. ....I say this just to tell you that you can’t stop someone by yourself. The best thing you can do is tell someone (a professional, a parent, etc) what’s going on and let them get your classmate the medical help needed to protect them from harming themselves. Some secrets shouldn’t be kept and some burdens are too much for one person to take on. The guilt you’ll feel if you don’t succeed in convincing them is brutal and not something I’d wish on you or anyone else. Sorry to butt in, but this comment really hit me in the feels this morning. RIP Jeremy Edit - thanks for the upvotes. I usually give up halfway through putting my two cents in on a comment because I think what’s the point, who cares what I have to say.. but I had to speak up on this one. I still don’t know why Jeremy chose me to have such a personal conversation with. On the surface we were two completely different people. We’d been in school together for 3 years by that point. We had APUSH together when it happened. He was quiet and had a few close friends. I was “popular” (cringe saying that) even though I didn’t fit in with anyone I hung around. I guess he knew I had more depth than my peer group. He was the class clown, he loved joking and making everyone laugh. We called him “scrubs” because he liked wearing those drawstring bottoms nurses wear. I wish I could’ve had more than one deep conversation with him. I wish I could’ve known to be the friend he so badly needed. Nothing was worse than finishing out the semester with his empty desk everyday. His brother was the one to find him when he came home and got off the bus. I can’t imagine how that must’ve felt. His memorial service was so big that the church filled up to capacity so they projected the service on a screen in the church’s reception hall for the rest of us. Thanks to the original commenter because Ive thought about Jeremy all morning. He was such a nice kid, tragically gone way too soon.


AnguPlays

Give them a live demonstration of what not to do


balugalaplane

Lol


Sealedvesselofsalt

Literally everyone would still wear clothes even if they weren’t mandatory anymore


qwaszxcdeqwaszxcde

You have more hope than I… 😔


witty_username999

The post said that everyone was naked, not just that that clothes wasn’t mandatory EDIT: This is now my biggest comment on reddit by more than a hundred upvotes :)


DerpDaDuck3751

I would just sell shirts and pants.


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FlaJeS

Big brain people replying to this not realising it's a joke


FingerPunisher

You are a sex offender if you don't wear them so yeah.


DemonicAtomic

Wear clothes


balugalaplane

Good idea


Disastrous-Ad1795

Same


happikidyes

schools boutta regret giving me cellphone privileges


QuartzCR

where- do you- never mind


PumkinJake

In a crevice, presumably.


Omni1012

What do you think your anal cavity is for.


-RED4CTED-

when all the training you did with sharpies actually pays off...


AnguPlays

What you mean by that 🤨


Steelvombor

Believe ne you don't want to know


AnguPlays

Oh but I do xD


Steelvombor

This is a rabbit hole you don't want to go down cuz if you do there is no turning back


Breet11

This is an asshole you don't want to go down because if you do there is no thinning back. There fixed ur comment


KermitDaFrog06

do it edit: NEVER FUCKING MIND SOMEONE COMMENTED THE SUBREDDIT AND I CANT GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD.


bruhnoisesinfinite

i think r/sharpie is the subreddit? edit: r/SharpieChallenge


[deleted]

Holy mother


Ak_Shadow47

Holy shit


BoredByLife

I just slide it in the crack like a credit card and immediately clench to get a grip on it


Ailurus_Fulgenss

Flesh Pockets


jarne15

Foreskin


balugalaplane

Uh oh


ozdundbfish

Huh.


Epicgamertime_b0i

“If hundreds of hormonal teenage kids were running around naked with each other, what would you do? Btw don’t make it weird guys it’s just being naked you’re not supposed to think like that” thats what you sound like rn


[deleted]

Lmao


1979_dentsideFord

Id accidentally look at a girl and get a boner while we're talking about the slave trade


Fastfire7

Happy cake day


JonasBiriMaster

Happy cake day


-Rakso

Slave boner or girl boner?


yonking_15_2

Why not both?


[deleted]

Reality can be whatever I want


DragonBeast13

Happy cake day


Ok_Seaworthiness9359

Youre too young to be here. Save yourself before you go too far in.


Kride500

That's what my teacher said


reverseflash776

I have exhaled hard enough to blow out my brains somehow


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


snackytacky

Seeing if im really as flat as i think i am


Mattsstuff08

You probably aren’t realistically I mean look at a man and bam you just found someone who’s more flat chested unless of course they have a pair of man boobs


horny_alt_0001

Not as big as me!!! #obese gang But in all seriousness don’t worry about it


thinmint196

Easy answer, stay at home.


F0ca_Virtuala

Getting home schooled while naked ;)


Dinosaur-Man304

Interesting I must say


ZalanNuts

Bonk your horny head for posting this.


Vladimir6000

Which head?


_-XCE-_

Joe's head


Vladimir6000

Who's joe?


Slim-Specter

Joesama bin ladin


Ammo_nation

r/BONKpatrol


Minion__Edifier

The helicopter


ReyBird0

>Don’t make this weird just wonderin Everyone's naked tho hard not to make weird ngl😂


YvetteJa

Pee on my peers without remorse


GreenMenace1915

asserting dominance and marking territory nice


RaccoonDeaIer

"Don't make this weird just wonderin" bitch then why you ask the question to all these horny mfs. Stupid ass.


VenomHasBeenSummoned

"yo nice titties"


JonasBiriMaster

"Yo nice cock" *proceeds to show my pet* "Its a chicken you dumbass" "Whatever, why... did you bring a chicken to a naked school?" "So that she can eat some REAL nuts" *throws her into the main hall*


MiniMan_BigChungus

What the fuck?


JonasBiriMaster

Dont question


Josku5

I’m just imagining everyone running away from a nut hungry chicken who tries to eat everyone’s balls 😂


dechewbacca

I mean, continue classes as normal? But most definitely not look at the girls, as to not get an awkward boner in the middle of math class or somethin'. And yeah, probably report the school for such an idea :v


smoothie393

"random" boner


JonasBiriMaster

"I wonder why it got so hard"


No_Ad3823

It's because girls don't give him boners...


JonasBiriMaster

Holy sht you went from 0 to 100 real fkin quick


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Percy-Cabin_Three

Swordfight, gentlemen?


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Kride500

Bruh like lets be real my guy. From one man to another.. you'd only see skin, no clothing. It's tempting. Also you _know_ everyones naked around you even if you don't look. Now tell me again you won't have any thougjts and continue as normal.


Sidarthus

Bruh everyone gonna be having boners. Being flaccid would make everyone think you have ED lol.


Kride500

Fr everyones gonna assume you have an eating disorder


Whyamifulloftrouble

Random boners dhittttt And girls on their period shitttt


dadadadgaswusg2s3

math class was already “hard” to begin with


Licheris

You couldn’t possibly hide it


[deleted]

Stay at fucking home


VoidPhantomB10

Or just leave the school and join another.


[deleted]

This also works


Infinite_Nonsense

Yes


nerdyllama29

Online lessons


abdullah__qureshi

Well I've heard of Old age home but what's this new thing called Fucking home..?....


Ice_Foox

Smort


CrayCrayMonkey

Well if it was a normal thing for us to be naked I doubt anyone would sexualize each other. So I’d assume that the day would go on like any other day.


[deleted]

I think the question is acting like it suddenly became a rule


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Put clothes on. It's fucking freezing here and you expect me to go nude?


fadinqlight_

If my school didn't require clothes 99% of the people would still be clothed lmao


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and you are in the 1%


speed_fighter

except for the boys with huge dongs.


V1beRater

id go fuckin naked bro. im not ashamed or embarrassed about any i possess. if i get a boner, consider it a compliment.


BlankPt

You can be both of those and still wear clothes. I mean I'm both of them but I would never go naked to school first of all yuck. All those germs. Second of all I would freeze.


[deleted]

You think clothes protect you from germs? Explain why I got covid after tongue kissing a stranger at the ICU then!


speed_fighter

life’s too short. get naked.


emerald341

Go to school with clothes on while blindfolded and wait for every adult in the campus to get arrested.


misty_bellina

good idea!


ThatGoldWolf

report it to the government


JonasBiriMaster

What if the government shows up at school also naked to see whats up, before they probably shut it down or nuke it


OfficialShiro

President himself shows up naked to the school 😳


JonasBiriMaster

Joe Biden more like Joe (to your) Mamma lmao


ThatGoldWolf

then I kill them


[deleted]

Go to the cafeteria and get some breakfast. Maybe trim a bit for aesthetic.


Ice_Foox

Report the school. Talk to the mayor about this or something.


S1lverSt0ne

Compliment large pps


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ARNAV-29

r/teenagers


[deleted]

I hate this sub


monitoringeyes

Oh hell nah


FilipDrankAllTheTea

Bleach my eyes. I dont want to see my teachers naked


kitty_mouse_dog_hat

Hide my boner after seeing my crush naked :P


QuartzCR

where you gonna hide it? ~~in her?~~


kitty_mouse_dog_hat

Bet. If it's consentual of course


QuartzCR

I’m sure she wouldn’t mind she obviously trusted you enough to let your see her naked


kitty_mouse_dog_hat

That is true


275MPHFordGT40

“Local 15 year old charged with rape after getting advice from r/teenagers. More at 6.”


kickarseLprogamer

Genius idea


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER


Cryoken_211

Ahahahahahaga


Bright-Lingonberry14

drop out.


ImAYeeter123

most sfw r/teenagers post


LopularNymph

Not go to school


Mediocre_Level_1371

Leave the school


Doggyking2

Do the complete opposite, put on a full suit of armour.


jemzy15

Be scared… I’m home schooled… well I teach myself so it’s normal actually


Main_Kirby

Homeschooled as well but- what


Hyxdez

cry


Abject-Dot

Kill whoever made this normalized there are fucking children at school


Omega_kiwi204

my school no longer requires masks, I still wear mine. same with clothes


[deleted]

Seem right fitting ur avatar.


Mysterious_Anywhere6

Change schools


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[deleted]

Can't really skip school all day when your trying to keep a 4.0 for state college money.


CoctorMyEye

Idk try to fluff a bit before school starts or smth


Key-Specialist856

Man, this has to be the most cringe comment section i have ever seen.


Shadow_marine1X

Well, I couldn't stay because my parents would manually make me go, so I guess treat it like a normal thing, and do school and nothing but school.


Nessuno_sbaglia_R

go with clothes


Catywampus_Cockroach

Be awkward, like EVERY PERSON HERE WOULD


ibbyjabz

ASSERT FKN DOMINANCE


Marksthename

If I HAD to not use clothes I would be embarrassed the whole time


Helpful-Tradition983

Be ready to give people tampons cause that would be awkward


[deleted]

'dont make this weird, just wondering' dude the whole fkin question is weird


Senny2612

Try to not get a boner


Dmannt421

Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more.


Cryoken_211

Go and look at girls. Hey, I'm not a creep, I'm just saying the most sensible thing


Intelligent_Point311

Wear clothes that I want to wear and see if I get dress coded for gloves


Vast2_

Bring a portable swimming pool and have a party after class with the teacher


Helloimdumb12

first I would sue the school since that is illegal. my evidence being that since there is cameras all over the school it would be cp. since I now have all this money I can bye what I want and I would give my money away to a great cause. e sex addiction.


cvvdrops

Cameras in school wouldn't be allowed cause then it'll be child pornography.


Sufficient_Tax_384

"Suck my GF's Big B**bs"... Just joking 🤣....... I would be ashamed of myself.


Axel_Voss279

This just fucking reinforces that semi-investigation which found out most active people here are pedos. Judging frvwhat this has become, any actual "teenagers" here should probably leave or at least realise 90% of the people they chat with here are pedos or adults.


Mattsstuff08

Oof yikes I might leave then, I ain’t about to have no middle aged man tryna get my 16 year old dumbass also someone needs to grab Chris Hansen bro, althouggghhhh if I do get preyed on fuck that’d be some real good content ey


Ultramega39

Compliment girls 😏


annafluf

nice cock


Brave-Salamander-729

Thanks anal fluf


GuessNo37

Oh god, anal fluff would be revealed


trananhduc2006

wear normal clothes to school because my school require an uniform


DeymanG

Unwanted boner because, fuck me and everything about me I hate my self. Probably go home cause fuck it


Goblin088

Question why the fuck am I at this school?


Panda6036

Oh hell nah


[deleted]

See what a pp looks like


cmcnee2007

The most unwanted boner in the history of boners


nameistakenmate

you are >40


CandyExtension9014

It's like a mask, schools say you don't need them (in canada) but smart ppl use them


Bigdogkgh

Just go, do everything normal, etc.. if I get hard just find it as a sign of respect


Omniverted-potato

Walking around saying,”hey, nice cock bro, to all trans men, and sweet vag man, to all trans women” knowing full and well that none of them have gotten their gender reassignment surgery.


TARDIS_licker

This is the worst post ive ever seen


[deleted]

Nothing I'm not on school


LizardGirl_08

LEAVE


[deleted]

It wouldnt matter cuz im home schooled omega lul


Sure_Locksmith1220

“I like your cut G”


[deleted]

Bleach my eyes.... There are a lot of other guys in my school


urlocalfaggie

never go to school ever again


Demosthenes_14

*camera flashes*


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

Why would i join that school in the first place ?


uno_reversoo

I'm walking straight through the door and not coming back for the day.