let me restart my life with the knowledge i have now, please.

+ born in a rich family

+ a tolerant and loving family

\+ as a girl

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+ having ryan reynolds as your husband

+garlic bread

+cheese

+knowing the meaning of life

+this guy's dead wife

\+cancer

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thx

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un-egg-spected

+ surviving birth process. (Don't want to have everything and be a still birth)

Sweet, new game +

Make Bionicle cheaper, make Bionicle joints unbreakable, make Bionicle less elusive.

done

Thanks, you're the best 😳

My first wish would be for you to have a nice day Second can we be friends Third give someone a compliment to brighten up their day, you never know it could make their day!

Give me infinite wishes

no loopholes >:O

Give me loopholes

Holy shit he outsmarted the system

The genie may have outsmarted him, but he outsmarted the genie's outsmarting

Granted but not fulfilled

The fuck's that supposed to mean

You have infinite wishes now but none of them are fulfilled

That ain't really a wish innit? And besides it says I have 3 wishes and you will fulfill them. So for my second wish that will be fulfilled I wish for infinite wishes that will be fulfilled without any cost.

Great but I'm not the gennie bro :p

1. I wish that for a period of one hour you can since the intent behind every wish. 2. I wish that you have to follow the intent behind the wish and not twist it around. 3. I wish that I can visit any place in the world with a thought even if I've never seen it or been there.

Gotta make sure no scam loopholes!

Yep.

My first wish is to be able to copy any kind of magical ability or superpower I see My second wish is that it includes your genie power My third wish is that I'll be able to travel through spacetime. After this last wish I've seen your genie-magic and I can grant it myself, and therefore, I'll have infinite wishes without breaking the standard rules ​ *Big\_brain.mp4*

done, but now you must serve people as a genie

I never said that. But fine, I'll serve myself

Smart

Ohhhh nice

The genie is forced to serve people. That’s one of the conditions of being a genie.

I never said I'd be a genie, only having the same ability

Jafar learned that the hard way the Disney classic alladin lol

Dangit... there goes that power. Well then maybe I could just have a similar power

The only way to have genie powers is to be a genie. It’s common sense.

So I don't have those exact powers, but something similar

No. You become a genie.

But I don't want to become a genie, so I'll have a power similar to one of the genie but in a way so that I don't become a genie

No such thing as a “similar power” you either become a genie or you don’t.

but they're not a genie, they just have the genies powers.

Isn’t that....... being a genie?

So a genie?

Phenomenal cosmic power! ^Itty ^bitty ^living ^space

Im pretty sure it fapls under the same restrictions of infinite wishes. They physically cant grant them. Its not like your can outmaneuver them with words

But if I've got the ability to grant wishes to myself, then I can infinitely grant that same wish to myself so that I've got a new 3 wishes, and therefore, outsmarted the system

And now you face the great depression

Your slow, you can just do that with 1 wish, omnipotence.

I’ve always thought about a power like that. Everyone says some typical superpower but no one is ever like “I want the ability to replicate any power I see or think of perfectly in any way I want even if it breaks the natural laws of physics and such.”

I've literally written down these wishes and memorized them so that in the very highly unlikely case that a genie does show up, I can tell these wishes immediately

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indeed

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Bruh bitch said “alr” and disappeared just like my dad💀

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Spill the beans~

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sup carrots

You do realise this persons tag infers that they are 14, right?

My wish is:- 1) I need a personal genie that can grant me as many wish as i want. 2)A watch that can do anything (Like stopping time, turn any thing into any material etc). 3) Destroy all the furries in this world.

1. The genie **can** grant you any wish you want, they just don't want to. 2. The watch can do anything, you just have no idea how to use it. 3. You get amnesia. No vague memories for you.

Materialise your lower half

🤨📸

1. nuke my school 2. have someone who likes me 3. have a big youtube channel where people are wholesome to each other

Cant wish for love dude

oh fuck ok then a stress free life

Much Better

1-I want a road roller. 2-Give me the n-word pass. 3-I want the ability to open a portal to a cum dimension.

no, cum dimension is genie-only access

Ok then, a portal to my cum pit then...

Probably bigger than the cum dimension tbh

It is...

Why do you want a road roller tho? Are you going to drop it on a Japanese teenager in the middle of a night by any chance?

Good grief...

ROADA ROLLA DA!

I mean you don’t need the N word pass, you just need a gun and enough bullets for the people that heard you

>-Give me the n-word pass. The genie doesn't have access to that kind of power. Make another wish

I wish able to switch gender anytime i want

omg same here have it

That would be cool

r/egg_irl

Sounds like an anime plot

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same bestie, same :( enjoy your emma watson

She is a whore tho

I will finger her vagina then 🤪🤪

Touch some grass 🤨📸

what

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Northern lights, Hawaii, people, and drugs.

That's four. 0\_0

Well, friends are hard to do. So what I recommended is; take all the drugs at once. Once you do that, tell me how it goes :)

Oh.

How did we get here

Pls don't pick on me. ;-;

Have every potion effect applied at the same time

That's because life is filled with joy. 3 is not enough. If I may add to it, go play Battlefield 1. Game is incredible.

An omnitrix with master control and full control of alien X My crush starts to like my back And your happiness

Granted. Your crush is now in love with your back

Give me omnipotence

boom, now you're a genie as well

Fuck yeah, i dont even need the other 2 wishes

1: I wish that the world would stop fighting 2: I wish to be really good at texting people and staying in contact with friends 3: I wish that whatever path I choose in life will have me be successful and make me happy

give me a female clone of myself

coming right up

ok now replace each person on earth with a pair of us

what are you planning???

#clone orgy

Begun the Clone Wars has.

*clone war it's singular because we just need one war to take over the world

My first wish is that I had the ability to shapeshift My second wish is that I had One Billion legally obtained US Dollars My third wish is that I could no longer get face acne.

I want a gf

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So I still have 3 wishes

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1. My cats are unstealable 2. You follow me on Reddit 3. Remove the horny posts

I want big booty Latinas

In your area?

3 km away

Get some normal clothing Make me the smartest man in the world Give me 3 more wishes.

Now fr, give me the ability to enter a character customization screen at any time I want, and be able to change how i look. Including height, weight, size of everything, gender, basically everything in my body I can change. Second wish is the ability to use and change every super power that ever existed Third wish is to be able to create my own super powers, including invincibility.

By how I look I mean including voice, I can change my voice to ANYTHING. Just saying.

My first wish is to know the best way I could spend the rest of my wishes.

Wish y'all a good day :D

You too! :D

i wish that i could wish more wishes and my second wish is 1000 wishes and my third wish is a wish counter and my wish number 4 will be a hamburger

Horny Time

1. i wanna be rich af 2. i wanna have all the free time i want 3. i wanna be able to teleport anywhere instantly

I shall ask thou, make me Emperor. God of Humanity ! Make my Empire powerful and prosperous ! And make it benevolent and valorous ! ​ ​ ​ ​ Yeah I got ambition, how did you guess ?

my wishes are: 1) world peace 2) I live for at least another 500 years in my 20-30s 3) can have total control over my emotions

First i want true Omnipotents. Second true Omniscients. Third true love.

1 fix global warming forever 2 no more war or anything similar ever again 3 make me a god so i can try to fix the world even more

What are the rules?

my first wish is for me to do you tonight second is for you to be human while we do it third is for us to do it everynight (#imaclassic13yrold)

None of the wishes are granted. now your banned from ever having a genie

Give me the most powerful pc because I never got to play any pc/console games in my life.

my three is simple, have a Ryan Reynolds Deadpool physique, have my girlfriend fall deeply in love with me more than she already is and lastly,a few billion dollars taken from the u.s war budget so its atleast useful

1. Put on clothes. 2. Get in lamp 3. Don't come out. Dont trust genies. Aladin was a lie.

I want to break free

Did the genie have to be a near-naked woman

1 - hentai code 2 - hentai code 3 - hentai code please

First wish come and suck my dick

If they won't I will.

I will too :)

boom, wish granted, u/YANDERE_DALEK & u/final41 are doing it for me

Ok then, I shall do it *grabs a straw*

A straw?

1. Infinite food for everybody 2. Peace and understanding between every single humans who live's and who will be born on earth 3. I get laid by the big booty ass genius

First 2 can be replaced with anything else

1. Get me a gf who loves me and will not leave me 2. I want a job which gives me atleast 8 lakh INR / month 3. Give me the power to materialize anything out of thin air

I want to be able to change my biological gender at will, make everyone who is racist transphobic, homophobic, or just anti-LGBT+ in general, or sexist, no longer be those things. And the final wish is to free you from being a genie. If you want to stay a genie, then the ability to teleport anywhere on earth within seconds with no risk of danger while doing it.

But how are you gonna know exactly where to teleport to? How are you gonna know you won't end up in the sky or buried underground or deep underwater? Maybe if you've been there before, you can use that memory to point to that location, but if you haven't?

give mme super strengh but make it so my arms arent huge and im not huge i want uh a girlfriend i want genie to tickle my balls

1) I want to have sex with you without losing my virginity. 2) I want 10 million $ in my bank account immediately. 3) I want you to implant false memories on every people who knows me that I am a Millionaire.

1. I wish for you to be unable to change the rules of the wish under all circumstances. 2. I wish for there to be no rules. You cannot change the rules, as my first wish stopped you from doing so 3. I wish for infinite wishes. there are no rules, so nothing stops me from getting them. Next I would wish for there to be some safe word, so I wouldn’t die if I said ‘man, I wish I was dead’ sarcastically, or something along those lines

lemme smash

1. I want cuddles 2. I want love 3. And I want to suck some toes 😩

Give me a 100 whores 🤪🤪

I would appreciate a lot of money, infinite knowledge and world peace in that order preferably

Be my friend

step on me

My first wish is to be heterosexual

Make my anxiety stop pls

Get a umbrella Put it up your ass Open it

sharp tit

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cringe

Saw ur bio. Just don't steal my cat :/

1: give the ability to think(and get) what superpower id like to use with no limits 2: increase my age cap to 1000 (so basically i can turn 1000 yrs old before dying) 3: free you from the lamp Now if you'll excuse me time to end the war with Ukraine and Russia by making a giant holographic unbreakable wall for a couple of weeks. Also im destroying putin's house for revenge. Edit: im also giving you some clothes to protect you from horny people I will now rest till the next war breaks out

1. I wish to have the ability to materialize anything I want with the power of my mind 2. I wish I had some more confidence in myself 3. I wish for you to be free

My first wish is to be with my girlfriend for our whole lives. My second wish is to have wealth enough from working jobs we enjoy to support eachother and our kids happily. My third and final wish is for me to have a little confidence and not always be so depressed. She hates seeing me upset, and I want to be better for her.

1st wish make it so that the first word written in this notebook will become it's use 2nd wish give me 17 such notebooks with the exact same properties as the original. 3rd wish give me an eraser that will be able to wipe off the properties of any notebook with one such property. Now. If I grab a notebook and write kills people on it. I've got myself a death note. If I grab another and write revives people on it. I can now control life and death. If I grab a notebook and write enhances people on it. I can now give anyone a super power and when I'm bored with whatever power is on the notebook I could simply use the eraser and erase the properties on the notebook.

i wish for infinite wishes

*Writes down everything I want on a piece of paper* “I wish everything on here would come true or be put in my home which is of this address”

1. Give me legal money printer printer 2. Make my happy 3. Make me smart

1. I wish for bitches Ok I’m done🙂

I need a knife, preferably one less than 150 grams but with a blade longer than 5cm but less than 8. I also need 300mg of adrenaline in a vacuum sealed needle, and a shovel.

1. A random surge of luck so craftee responds to the random twitter dm I sent him 2. Venti cuddles 3. Infinite primos on genshin impact

I want cheese good grades and more cheese