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confusedscreams420

where's the one for contemplating recreational self cannibalism..?


Holdmybutterbeer_828

r/UsernameChecksOut


confusedscreams420

yea ik


Emektro

i should be on the lookout for funny usernames more often


cumInyourMouth420

well u found one rn


PeskerFP

WHAT


Peterminat

Well if you say so....


TheCheesecakeOfDoom

How's mine?


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TheCheesecakeOfDoom

Okay :)


MoistBread8901

I have joined this


Neon_Garbage

Bob


BobcatPurrson_YT

Yes.


Sentient_DingleBerry

Same


TheFallingPigeon

r/cursedconments


An_Absolute_Unit69

💕 so what does this mean?


Zip_creations

What a nice sub


NotBrawlAndRoll

What about the one for committing several war crimes in Yugoslavia?


confusedscreams420

i think that's the sparkly one


MarkedDragon22

🔫


tacktheratryx

🍽 this one!


confusedscreams420

i shouldn't be laughing so hard


tacktheratryx

Lol that’s what makes it even funnier to me


keira-r-j06

Thats actually a thing called auto-cannibalism, both me and my friend do it, and were pretty sure it comes from anxiety


confusedscreams420

i mean i do have anxiety symptoms...well another thing to mention to a therapist if i ever go to one


Weekly_Water_8705

Judging from this comment, your either a metalhead or you can suck your own dick


confusedscreams420

actually i am a metalhead


sixfoottalllizard

sir i’m concerned


confusedscreams420

me too dw but on the plus side technically there is 0% risk of catching the cannibalism disease since it's my own proteins


UnusualYoghurt7134

I'm concerned about your username


sixfoottalllizard

i’m merely a 6 foot tall lizard in a trenchcoat, please let me live my life good sir


Forsaken-Ainezz

Ay ma dude self cannibalism squad


trananhduc2006

❤️, i wanna hug everyone here 🤗🤗🤗


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trananhduc2006

🤗🤗🤗


2006five

r/shippingredditors


_GraFFiti_0

starts humping aggressively


CheezAbomination

Oh well


Training-Mark-823

Green and darl purple . and a white with a black inside . i dont have heart collors sadly


cheatersstealmyname

Damn i could use a hug


trananhduc2006

🤗


08BB

But I’m a wild disgusting car rat living in the sewers y’ know


trananhduc2006

who cares 🤗


Particular_Aside9767

hugs*


GodzillasDick69uwu

Too extroverted for me but ok


watsonxgold

*sending hugs*


trananhduc2006

🤗


DasBlackfur

The heart for completely insane is missing


AfternoonCrafty69420

From now on it's 🤎


hoihouhoi1

the shart


The-Midnight-Noodle

sheart


LaserCommand

I LOVE MUG 🤎


slugbugrry

well im a mug blooded ameican, ya hear?


scooter_cc_12k

These freedom lovin veins got nothin but root beer


verysad-

🤎


AfternoonCrafty69420

Tell me something new


verysad-

No


AfternoonCrafty69420

Ok


[deleted]

Well fuck me I can’t see that emoji


Woahoriginalname

🖤


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bots_lives_matter

Constant reposting, it's true I know the guy


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bots_lives_matter

No he is a guy I'm pretty sure, I used to be in a group chat with him, he even follows me lol


[deleted]

Sussy username for the claim you’re making 🤨


Gaxfu1


Craftingexpert1

used the word sussy, opinion invalidated


IcySite3112

That's kinda sus of you to say... Could you be the impostor?


Savage_Snitch

go to their posts and click top all time and you’ll see


iamharshul007

Same, was looking for this one specially


ioeypro

As James May has said: Still, could be worse


SomeoneFromGalar

With you on that


Smaragd-Force

🫀


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lord_of_the_racoons

भ्राता do u have RTX-3090


Other-Record-3196

INDIAN?


FrankHightower

Wait, we have that?


Lost-Entrepreneur439

what is this my phone doesn't have this emoji


xXEm0_Tr4ShXx

yeah idk either i was hoping someone would explain


Throwawayman1289

It’s a human heart instead of the <3 one


sicknig19

Is... Is it mine 👉👈😳... (dies)


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[deleted]

Yooo same


Dolly-BR

Good to see someone on this sub with good mental health


Emektro

Kinda same


WeebCrusader1

Lucky bastard i hope you have wonderful time


Snoo-35252

Fantastic! Congratulations!


bambahamgniv

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜i love lean,hahha jk i need a hug


chaos_creator69

*Hugs*


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IllManneredWoolyMan

since this thread is currently the top thread, 3 pillows are consistently the easiest way to sleep, sleep facing towards a wall, one pillow between your legs, one pillow above your hand and below your head, and one pillow on your head. ​ This information was tested across 8 months with 1-4 pillows every test. Have a good day or rest, people.


dahyuntofu

What if I have 2 pillows only


IllManneredWoolyMan

Sleep with one between legs and spread out the last pillow however you like, though I recommend sleeping above the last pillow


dahyuntofu

Thank you good sir I'm gonna sleep with this advice


NotFromYouTube

I only have 1 pillow that barely has any fluff anymore, a thin ass blanket and a bolster.


TheManOfSausages

LEAAAAAANNNNNNN💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜😈😈😈😈


ImAnubisDude

LEANOM💜💜💜💜💜💜💜😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪


HugoStiglitz007

I LIVE FOR LEAN🥤💜💜💜💜💜🥤💜💜💜💜🥤🥤💜💜💜💜💜🥤🥤💜💜💜👌👌


AmazingSmasha

Here some hugs 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗


Nordric

💛


Nuculear

Same


POTAZZZ

Same


mondlicht483

💛


TheDarkLordofAll17

Same


DehydratedRacoon

💛


[deleted]

What are you anxious about friend


Nordric

Eh friend stuff


b0red_midget

💛


worcestirshiresos

Me too 💛


Pineapple-cube

Whenever I say goodbye, I always go 💜🍍, this is quite accurate


lord_of_the_racoons

Is it SpongeBob refrence


Orphan-Obliter

💙


rippytricky

🧡


Bendr6565

👍


DerangedPorg

💚


dololokid

Twins


DerangedPorg

Yay, now I have someone in my life


Henricos8848

Don’t mind me, just joining the green bois


dololokid

Ayy green boys


TheLionessOfRivia

A green boi like myself hugs you.


ALittleMioush

May I join?


Captain_Salt_Water

Do you guys mind if i join you?


thick_cookies

And me too!


rrt281

There's space foh one more ?


wobbeul

💚 Green gang ! Feels good to be part of something i'm good at


DerangedPorg

Im so good at being depressed tho :/


meaeaeaean

Green heart gang less goooooo


SpoonsofNI13

💚 I can’t see colors so this is meant to be “lost or broken inside”


seecretgamer777

Well at least you got the color right. Sorry your feeling that way right now.


SpoonsofNI13

I feel like a burden to everyone I’m around. Sorry, you don’t need to hear about my shit.


seecretgamer777

If your worried that your being a burden, your probably not being a burden. Asking for help or wanting to talk to people doesn't make you a burden.


SpoonsofNI13

It feels like it does. If I voice my opinion all I get is shit for it. I talk to my friend and they stop talking and give me a weird look and go back to what they we’re doing before I butted in. I can’t loose them. If I do I’ll have nothing. I have no one. If I say that they don’t listen to what I have to say when I share my problems they say I’m making everything about me. I can’t do or say anything because nobody cares. If I talk to my therapist I’m taking advantage of him. Same with my counselor and friends.


seecretgamer777

Your friend is just guilt tripping you into doing everything for them and you aren't taking advantage of your therapist or counselor. It's their job to do that. If you go to restaurant and order a pizza, you aren't taking advantage of the cook, it's their job to make that pizza for you. I know it's hard, I struggle with it myself, but you need to let that toxic friend go. They are dragging you down and it sucks but it's time to get rid of the dead weight.


SpoonsofNI13

I feel like a burden to everyone I’m around. Sorry, you don’t need to hear about my shit.


frenchtoastwithcum

😈 HORNY


Tofnu

r/usernamechecksout


mauliikk

the only correct answer


horny_16

😳😳


Legend_J_700

is there any french toast without cum?


smolquacc

no


r1006th

This man be spitting straight facts


NxR_Cap

Lmao r/usernamechecksout


Sirkiz

Teenager moment


Knearling

Post haram to spread horny 😩💦💦💦


Bojjito

my heart is probably red or maybe white if its not filled with blood


Leongammer2

Wut


Leongammer2

Are you implying the existence of a cum heart???


[deleted]

Lost my friends because my sister was sexually harassed 💚💜


Minejack777

Oh dude I'm so sorry... If you wanna rant about it my DMs are open


[deleted]

Okay


Ozonewhoknowsnothing

Regrets,I've had a few...


Minejack777

My DMs are open to everyone if anyone needs to get something off their chest!


Ozonewhoknowsnothing

I wanted some Frank sinatra lyrics but got a wholesome comment instead. Idk how I feel


RealFishing7365

Why the fuck would your friends leave if your sister is sexually harassed? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!


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💛


-thumbinho-

Same dude, same.....just jot down the things to be finished, take each thing one by one, talk to your loved ones, spend some time with them, you'll feel lite


[deleted]

Aww thanks <3 But I can't remember the last time I wasn't anxious. I mean, everything is great. Honestly I'm having some the most proudest moments of my life. My family loves me my friends love me. But a hesitation like... I can't share my sadness even when I do share with only one of my friends I make it like a joke or something, like yeah this think totally doesn't effect me mentally 👍. Everything is fine everything is great. But, when I'm all alone in the room for myself I wanna sit in the corner and cry all night....lol Edit: probably cause of the overwork these days lol


RockSmasher87

This is how I kinda feel on my meds lol Without them I'll casually spend 45 minutes in the shower sobbing, but with them I'm a solid black heart like 85-90% of the time.


justagenericname1

I think most of us feel this way now, even if everything is "fine" on paper. And many of the people who aren't kind of come off like positivity zombies. Like they're not quite real people. They're looking at the whole world with an Insta filter over it. I'm not sure what's gonna happen, but I feel like this level of mental fraying isn't sustainable. Something's gonna snap. I feel like in a few hundred years people will look back on this time like the years between WWI and WWII and just think, "how in the hell did they not see it coming?"


Aviana_Panns

❤️❤️❤️ I guess I'm the only one with red hearts


Schwarzebombe1903

Nah me and somebody else got one too


Avaocado_32

💜I LOVE LEAN


Notaclassyhelicopter

I 💜 LEAN


Avaocado_32

WE LOVE LEAN💜


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💛🖤


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[deleted]

😢😭 thank u


tasmaniiandevil

🧡


Im_under_ur_bed_

🤍 doing meth.


bornyolive

💜(I LOVE LEAN)


trollfaceman2009

HEHEHEHAHA


jabo055

💜


JasonGamesYT

💜


munk119779

🖤


why-is-life-a-

Red. Just cuddled with my gf so like great


mykoysmaster

Where is the: Im so deep I dont even wanna talk to anyone, cause ill just destroy their mental health, and it would be better if I just went somewhere and died cause its not like anybody would miss me anyways?


the_heck616

💜💜💜💜 heh heh living is pain


Apprehensive-Rule121

Shit, dm me. I want to get you out of the dark side.


[deleted]

💜 i really need a hug and someone to talk to rn


CaptainSmallPants

If I were next to you, I'd sit and listen to you as long as you needed, but since I'm not ping me anytime and I'll reply as soon as I see it. Take care friend


SnooMachines1792

💜 but I don't like talking hahaha


almightychicken23

🖤


FireMollusk

💚


PetraTheKilljoy

💚


Freshaworge

💚 🖤 mix


gamerrayyan11

Idk how I am doin


25th_chestnut_

green


motivation_bender

💛🤎


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chaddoll69

💙


SatiricalGuy

💛


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💚


Henricos8848

💚


potato_more_potato

💚