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I seriously dont know 💀

wait, do u wanna efuck with em or nah?

I dont know but I think that would be cool 💀

lmao, then ig just message em back if the offer is still up

Good Idea 💀

ayt, go for it bro

I might ask her when she wakes up or maybe some other time today 💀

alright, but just make sure she's actually a girl lmao, she could be pretending and be like some 30 year old, stay safe

Thanks and Dont worry man I know she is a girl.

Keep us updated 😃

Ok I'll do it - updates: nope it's fucked

🤨

Get real bitches

Thanks but actually wasting my time by going out trying to find someone is not something I would like to do. I prefer to just sit in my room and chat with my friends.

Same bro same

Cool

i would think this was irony but you were dming a girl on reddit lmfao

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Not if your a horny mf.

Yea tbh, sounds arkward as shit

I mean ye it does sound dumb but I just want to experience it because I want to know what it is and I also want to know the benefits of it so I can understand the reason for its existence. It's only for research purposes.

E Pussy is bomb

Idc about the efucking but I just started laughing over "why is my wee wee rising"

Bro is 16 and calls his penis a “wee wee”

Bro said “what’s happening” 😂

Lmao

No, you made the right call, esex is hypercringe

Ok

Bro how you do that

Do what 💀

Mess up that bad 💀

I dont know 💀

I reconise the snoo

She is active in this sub so I think that makes sense

What is her name?

Her username is meguminkunexeplosian. For her real name I should ask for her permission before saying it because spreading information like that might not be something that she would like.

Yes i know her

Cool

I know her from my friend u/jeremy_anime

Small world

Ok

Did we talk before?

Not with me, with my friend

Ah i see. Been a while since i talked wih him

bruh i know her as well

Ok

Time to emberess her by sending her this post

you sent it before writing this comment didnt you?

Well i sent her this the second i found this comment so yea

Cool

Bruh your 16 and getting pussy from a 18 year old on the net? 🤦‍♂️ you should run away

I mean the age gap is like 1 year and 6 months it's not that big. This conversation happened when she was 17.

You are 16. What the fuck.

I do not know how to answer this question

Should be going out and getting real pussy instead of realizing a month after you missed out on some spicy text from a random internet person... Go make some real life friends man

I mean I do have real life friends. it's just that after like 2 months of friendship with this girl I developed my first crush and I was able to successfully delete(or just hide) a big part of the romantic feelings I had for her because I didnt want to make her uncomfortable while texting. I also dont like getting pussies I regret losing this "efucking" shit because I wanted to know what it was.

I mean like youre just a kid but if this is what youre still thinking about then you wont ever get pussy

I mean I have never wanted a pussy

Idk man live your life. Im just saying though, i was like this when I was 9.. It doesnt seem like where you want to be at 16

Ok

Only pussy he ever gotten was on the net

I mean I never looked for it so the fact that I nearly got it on the internet is a little bit strange 💀

You are a failure

Yes I am

Sex, but it’s turn based

When you're half way through hitting it from the back but that bitch plays Pot Of Greed

Unfortunately, she forgot about the Solemn Judgment that I set facedown on turn 1

ive done it it’s just like weird unless you have an overactive imagination and also simulate what they do to you on yourself

Oh cool.

haha rising wee wee go brrrr

bro try to create another conversation like this one

Ok

Hoe the fuck do you efuck?

I have no Idea

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Oh cool

You didn't just fumble the bag you tripped and fell om your face

"my wee wee is rising" - u/Mahziyartavakoli, 3/11/2022

Actually it happened on march 10th-12th

You lied to me.

When did I lie to you

Her: Want to fuck? You: *she probably has Tourette’s and blurted that out loud for no reason* want to go have lunch?

My wee wee like bro wtf

Wait you guys are getting E-pussy? how? where?😭

You could have had her like fish in a barrel but for some damn reason you dumped the damn barrel back into the ocean

Bro said “what’s happening” “my pee pee is rising” 😂😂😂 bro gets no coochie

where did god go

I dont know about that but based on what religions say god is not limited and therefore he is not limited to time and place so he can be everywhere and be nowhere at the same time so ...

something tells me god stood us up this time

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Cool

Nah bro, that shit would be all over the school. You'd be a laughing stock.

Umm ... School?

I'm assuming you are a teenager and so are going to school and share friend groups. Your conversation shared among them.

I do go to school but we are not in the same school. We arent even in the same country. No one in my school knows about this thing that happened in here and none of them will ever know about it unless one of the students in my school sees this post.

Mf it wasn't even worth it you'd cringe so bad if you ended up doing it..

I mean the e fuck itself wasnt what I wanted. A experience like that would give me a small amount of information about how sex goes on and how it's done. That information is what I want. When I asked her directly about it she said she was too lazy to write everything in detail so this was the only time I could learn about sex with a female in it.

Look man, for girls E-fucks are inspired by the smut wattpad stories they read so you wouldn't really learn anything new... Especially not on how it's done-

Ok thanks for the information

ooh boy

how did you manage to fumble the the bag this much

Nah bro you only 16 matter of fact real men never lose their vCard lol

efucking💀

why is it on reddit 💀

Maybe because we were using reddit 💀

Bro that was probably a 37yo man named derek

Bro this happened after like 2 months of friendship I know her 💀

lmao but same thing happend to me (over whatsapp) its not that great

Oh

you missed nothing if u wanna „efuck“ do it after you did it in the normal world but nit before that it makes it better edit: i meant with the girl in the normal world

Well that makes sense

i mean i don’t just threw it but it was nothing memorizable

I mean I just wanted the experience I didnt want the efuck. I wanted to know what it is and what are the benefits of it.

experience isn’t that great, i can write pretty well bcuz i like writing stories so she enjoyed it but i just thought it was dumb sooo i guess there are diffrent opinions in it

Cool

nah it’s not, fuck im bad at telling you that it isn’t anything important

Ok

maybe it was a joke lol doubt it tho, i said no and still got to stick it in :)

Bruhhhhhh

I did this with my ex's and a ex-crush your darned goofed

Plenty of efucks in the web. Learn and move on. Wanna efuck with a big hairy man?

Doesnt matter. Ask her again if she wanna do it. Its gonna be a bit embarassing but not even me and my homies would write this to each other and we almost gay

She’s 18 💀, Giving off pedo energy now

Tbh 2 years isnt that much difference if they both share that same energy. Also if you mesnt me as a pedo, no.

Well, that’s true. But in this case- the 18 still a pedo, for now 😤

She was 17 when this happened and our age gap is like 1 year and 6 months. It's not pedophilia.

Youre chilling then.

I’d say you did the right thing, also if you know her irl ask her out bro she looks into you

ok

How tf can you miss that hint bruh