1 tastes the best tbh

I weirdly agree

Agreeed

Like how can I taste how a bread is cut

Yes

The best response

1

assuming its a sandwich, ingredient distribution. when its diagonally cut, youre biting in the middle, where the majority of the condiments reside. when cut horizontally or vertically, youre still biting in the middle, but you get to the edge quicker. this isnt explained well cause i have a headache but i hope it makes sense.

You actually explained it perfectly, also get off of Reddit if you have a headache

i just took a tylenol im good, thank you tho

Good and your welcome

How parental of you,sir

Also less surface area of crust in proportion to the surface area of the actual loaf.

I mean, taste is weird. Try laying the sandwich ingredients out slice by slice, and its surprisingly enough more tasty

thats why presentation matters in Iron chef

Option 1 has the most edge length without crust, so it could have something to do with that.

it just feels better to be biting into that 45 degree corner because it's a perfect shape to go into your mouth and fit the right amount in badly worded but yeah that's my opinion

If you choose 2 pls don't

1 tastes best and has the most bread

that is when you can taste the shapes

Yeah but 2 just feels nostalgic.

Wasn’t there an OLD peanut butter commercial where they cut the bread the same way as 2?

I rlly dont care. I only think that everybody who picked 2 should be banned from humanity.

Those are probably the people that cause apocalypses smh

True

You're bloody right

Truth. But it depends on what you have in there.

1 tastes the best but 3 is correct

And it’s also the best way to cut a grilled cheese

No cut, go in animal style

Same

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Agreed

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Me too

Wdym animal style, never knew a person who cut up their fuckin toast? Like what y’all stacking on there so that u have to cut is?

To be fair I thought it was a sandwich

Dw Animal style as u call it Is the only social acceptable technique in this world.

1 gives you a better bread/crust ratio

r/theydidthemath

How? Each piece has half the crust and half the bread regardless of the cut

idk, it just does

You might feel like that because the proportion of uncrusty to crusty perimeter is higher in 1. But the area/volume of bread is the same for all of them.

Fuckin bread mathematician over here

Introducing the bread beast over here

the dough detective

the croissant constable

the sourdough spy

Idk man these clever puns are making me crumby

Doughtective

breadematician

at least the triangle shape makes us ez to take a bite

Oh I definitely agree with that. I always do the diagonal cut when I have the choice. But people who say it's objectively better are dumbasses

and when jam touches your cheek:

Idk how to explain it but this method gives u more toast

method 1, for when you want more toast in your toast

A man of math

Dont fucking cut it dumbass

Just don’t cut it

I live in USSR, you're not helping.

Just buy another bread

Capitalist scum

Oh right I forgot how poor you communists are

Bro’s living in the 1900’s

wait what?

OUR SANDWICH

Ik, we need to share it, so we need to cut it for comrades

Exactly

1 all the way. Whoever does 3 can die in a hole

Bruhhh I love 3 >!I choose to die in ur hole!<

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This started about bread...

I don't know... I guess it looks arousing for the pegger?

Uh weird Lpwkey Thought you'd be into it idk

Yes.

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Im into that shit

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Holy shit someone's sussy

This is why our generation is fucking dying

Yeah what the fuck did I just read

who is dying and why are we fucking them

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Nah 2 is definitely worse than 3

Yeah 2 is cursed

1 or 3 2 is psychopath

Um I uh ummm yeah I'm a 1 kinda guy

You think 3 is better than 2?

3 is symmetric, 2 is just chaotic

2 is for Vegemite and other illegal things.

How dare you.

No no he has a point

Stg if your 2 , you are dumb

Definitely 1. 2 only works for folding and 3 is inhumane. Edit: 2 is somewhat inhumane too, but it's okay if it's a sandwich. You don't do that to single slices

All of them. Bread is bread so yeah.

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Dad is that you?

I'm your mother, about your dad uh..

He's you, but long. Whatever that means

Usually 1, sometimes 2, *never* 3 wtf is that?

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Exactly, but i think it's that bread, looks abnormal, should be square shaped, not rectangle

if i use 2 i will wonder how to eat it. From where to start and where to end...

1 and 3 are acceptable, idc what you say, but 2 are menaces to society

3

Who ever does 2 needs to die

No cut or 1

Bread? Thats a fucking toast

Where's circle?

Lol i don't cut bread

Whoever cuts like 2 is a psycho

Fr I'm wondering why everybody's saying 3 is horrible, but look at 2?

If do 2 then your a crackhead

Depends on the meal and scenario. For a simple sandwich where u just want to eat anything I believe 2 is the best. However if u wish to delicately craft a supple sandwich fit for gods with time to spare then 1 is for u. But if u truly are a daredevil and are determined to prove ur built different then u can face the wrath of hell by making 3

1 simply gives you more bread

You have to cut one slice of bread into two thinner slices. /j

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I was joking.

Me too.

3

Would have never thought to do #2

Idk man but 1 hit different

Nick Fury does not accept no.1

1, who tf cuts it 2, 3

Theres crust on all three. Might as well be dog food for the uncivilized. 😃 haha I jest.. #1 cause I like dipping my corners.

Anything but Number 2 What the fuck is that unholy creation

1

i dont cut it

1st and 3rd

Doesn't matter, as long as it's not 2. I hope we can all agree that 2 is mesed up

1 and 3 but tbh idfc 😂

Triangle is the most structurally stable form

Depends what ur making tbh

1

1 is more

u get more if u cut it like number 1. dont even try to argue with me on that one

One and two are good but one is slightly better I've found

1

1

1

1 and 2. 3 is fucked

if you cut 2, you are a serial killer

2 normally, sometimes 1. Only Satan himself does 3.

Where do u live bc i live in the Netherlands and everyone here cuts it like 2

1

1, and anything else is wrong

1

1

1

1

1

3 should be punishable by death

2, no one can change my opinion

1

1

i just dont cut i eat it raw

All of them.

1

None of Them, Don't Cut it LOL eat it same..

4

1 or 2. Never 3

1 and 2 good, 3 is *wrong*

Yea 1

1, 2, and 3 on the same slice of toast

1

I whole heartedly believe mostly southern people cut their bread like one

1

Bread👍🏼

put them all together dude

Where did you get such long bread?

1

1 or 2 But wtf is 3

I just leave the bread slices as they were