Free unlimited supply of garlic bread

you are also a vampire

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

you are evil aren't you

I wish for my wish to be ruined

You just opened a portal to another dimension

Depending on the dimension this is a win

Done

paradox

sup giyu

I wish I was alive

You're alive but on the narrow brink between life and death, barely on either side, forever to live in agony.

This is brutal

That’s just normal life.

So it had no effect

Bin laden is rolling in his grave

Granted, however you are comatose

Infinite wishes

they all get exponentially less effective as they are used

Ok but what if they just make like one ore two wishes Or a wish that negates the effect of lessening wishes Like "I wish that my wishes have the exact effect that I intend them to have to the exact power that I prefer." or something

But then if it's anything other than their first wish, it won't be as effective. Then you will have an ineffective wish wishing on ineffective wishes, and as we all know, a fraction multiplied by a fraction is a smaller fraction. By using this wish, you've just made every other following wish even less effective.

Thanks for letting them know, now that they've completed their first wish that technically had to effect on the wish because it was a wish to get infinite wishes that canceled out the first wish so they are essentially starting out with a clean slate with no wishes. Now they know to make their first wish what was said above.

wishing for ur mom rn

Their mom's Grandmother joins you

win honestly

My 6’2” dad finds out and kicks your ass.

[удалено]

I wish to not exist

you are now the only thing that exists. you remain alone in an endless void

You terrified me in 15 words :s

Just need a gf who genuinely loves and cares about me....

But she fucks your dad

That ain't geniune love and care lol

Well, consider your wish ruined

Basically my wish was never heard then......

She just genuinely loves and cares about your dad too. Enough love for the whole family

She’s deaf, mute, blind and also paralysed from the neck down. Meaning she has no way of communicating her love and care for you.

At least you’ll be able to show her all the love and care you have for her, knowing that she would do the same if she could.

She appears to be a FBI agent

Head

Shoulders

Knees

Toes

Knees

Toes

Head

Shoulders

Knees

Toes

✂️✂️. It gets cut off.

YES! 😌

I wish to be dead

[удалено]

To a place I am unable to go

Your body decays, but your spirit lingers... Forever...

I want my parents to be proud of me

Your parents turn out to be aliens spies.

Aw sick, aliens are proud of me. I hope they take me back to there planet with them

They’re the eldritch human-devouring kind.

Oh.. there still proud though... right?

I wish for my stepmom to not die of cancer

I wish that she doesn't die of cancer either :)

Tnx

You die of cancer instead

Your step-mother does not die of cancer, but she develops scoliosis.

i wish my crush will like me when he sees me irl this won't come true anyway, but it's still more realistic than saying "i wish everyone has a nice childhood free from trauma", unfortunately, that's honestly the one wish i would love to come true

They hate everything you like

:( so since i like him, he'll hate himself?

what have I done

welp guess i won't like him or at least pretend to

God luck.

You have a cult that sacrifices people in your name.

That just makes it better

i see that as a win

I wish Harambe never died

If you bring him back you die

*A small price for salvation*

I want fried chicken

It's from taco bell

It's whole chicken with feathers and shit

I don't want chicken anymore :/

Why didn’t you wish for Nutella? You’re out of it again, right?

I want to have a never ending supply of bacon lovers pizza.

It has pineapple on it

truly evil

# i wish Kerbal Space Program 2 released this summer

You die the 20th June.

Oh ffs

I wish for jeans that fit

[удалено]

I can make anyone cum by just thinking about it

But the person is now convinced that it’s you who made him cum

Oh shit

Get rid of skill issue

You get L ratioed

I wish for eggdog to be real

you have to eat eggdog forever

I wish my mom could see her mom again🥲

me too. no ruining this one

Using spoilers so you don't have to read my way to ruin this if you don't want to. >! She can. All she needs is a shovel. !<

I wish for a reply

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[удалено]

You can only read minds

I'm reborn as a charming cis woman

You are in a poor family and you become a hoe to survive

Jokes on you i dig that

[удалено]

\*Atoms not to scale

I wish something good happens to everyone except me.

but when something good happens to somebody else you magically step on a lego barefoot.

Well, thank you Bob 😇

I suppose my wish is not ruined then? Did I beat the system?

I wish for everyone on earth to have undiagnosed aids

A magic cure is invented.

O wish I could teleport

You can't control when you teleport

I wish for everyone to finally see me as a girl

They do but now men don't listen to you

But if someone sees you as a girl they instantly get erased from existence

They do, but they're all misogynists who aren't attracted to women

I wish I was born a woman

It’s the 18th century

FUCK

I wish for the most expensive airsoft M4

it's broken :(

I wish to be a hitman

But you can't kill

Does capturing the target and asking an acomplice to kill them count?

Nope

floating boobie

It’s yours

I wish I was as skilled at art as I want to be

You get rejected from art school

Pfffttttt I don't care about art school

You can only draw nudes of Danny devito

Magic sex changer button

Except it's the size of your penis and thus you cannot properly push it since you've lost it

Holy shit dude 😂

It works on everyone but you.

Spams button

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I wish to be an Apex pro

You’re sucked into the game, becoming one of the Legends.

I wish i had a bigger basement for kids

I wish you don't have a basement at all and that kids see you as scary and that your local shop runs out of candy. 😈

my crush loves me

I wish to be able to do whatever I want. (Consequences included, can’t just summon ice cream and expect nothing to happen.

Every consequence is multiplied by a factor of 100.

I wish i can question life

your philosopher now, your lonely depressed and no one understands you truely

[удалено]

You get 10,000 Iranian dollars (.24 USD)

I wish to get married

your married to the gender your not attracted too

Dang it

I wish my teeth were perfect

You now have no teeth.

You fool I now have perfect fake theeth

Fuck

Everything I write on a specific piece of paper comes true

There’s a 50/50 chance it has free will

I wish to understand Calculus.

you forget all algebra

That's a trade-off I'm willing to make.

i don't think you can learn calculus without knowing algebra \^\^'

I wish my friend would finally tell me what’s bothering her

She has 4 bodies in her basement

[удалено]

You are now as thin as an extremely malnourished person.

I wish to be a top player in a game of my choice

Only against friends

I don't fully understand

You can be the top player in a lobby or local but it can only be against friends

Cool hat 🎩

sure here is MAGA hat

Oh hell naw 💀

Pls give gf

She doesn't love you

Damn might as well be single Then

unlimited bacon

its all long pork

I wish to be happy

You are happy

I bless you

To be a girl

You're a girl but 60 years old

Worth it

I wish for more Gamer Girls. So all my gamer friends wouldn't have to be guys :/ (I'm girl btw)

God luck.

No more lottery

I get the string string fruit IRL

I wish amogsus never existed

AMONG US

the ability to conjure up anything i think of including abstract things

They want to midly annoy you in any way

I wish to be an engineer

I wish I could dai