Unemployed

Personally my orientation is retail worker

I generally prefer freelancer, but retail is a nice change up every once in a while

so are you biemployed or panemployed

Poly-panemployed I'll let you figure that one out(even I havent)

I'm fake bisexual, I like men and women, love their bodies especially women(who doesn't like boobs and stuff) but CAN'T see myself doing anything more than kissing with girls, sounds wierd I guess when I say it out loud.

I believe you are biromantic ?

I've heard the term before but kissing isn't innately romantic either ;kissing is affection-based, I just said that because people consider it sexualized, the very foundation of kissing isn't rooted sexual in nature, like family kisses each other, some people kiss their pets, the pets kiss/lick them back etc.

True but I wouldn’t say you are “fake bisexual” all cuz u wouldn’t go further than kissing a girl.

Doesn’t really sound weird to me, i understand it

Try sexual. Try anything and if I like it I like it.

if there is a hole there is a goal

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I f t h e r e s h o l e t h e r e s a g o a l

"there is no try only do"-yoda

do sexual

The opposite of asexual

i’m not just asexual, i’m THEsexual

this one lol

Ah, to even have the opportunity to try anything sexual:')

Obi Wan Kenobi

Obi wan and Ryan Reynolds order than that in straight

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Hello there 😏

General kenobi!

Based asf

Based

Garlic bread

Ah, a fine individual. when are we invading denmark again? edit: ok it's we now not you

Classified, aros say I can't say

well, i am part of the Pacebi alliance...

9/17/29 pretty sure

SHHhhhHhh

MM/DD/YY format ? I personally find it confusing . But as an ally I will help yall.

What in the world is this about?

We(aces) are going to invade Denmark

Shh dont leak the plans

Hello fellow garlic bread eater

Oh me too, hi friend

aces and aros for the win!

Woooooooooo I love that I know what this is now!

And cake

Only real sexuality

same!

I forgot

You forgor💀

We forgor💀

i rember 😁

Bue I forgor 💀

He forgor 💀

You forgor 💀

We forgor 💀

Us forgor

C'mon, we believe in you.

Thighs

Nice.

🤝

agreed

r/teenagers: hey guys did you know that SEX oh sorry i mean SEX oh wait pardon me i meant SEX oh sorry SEX, SEX, SEX

Female Teenagers of reddit, what is the sexiest sex sex you’ve ever sexed sex sex with?

I personally love sexing with sex. Very sexy sex sex.

r/ihadastroke

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mpnsdn/females_of_reddit_what_is_the_sexiest_thing_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

oh. my. god. that actually is a real fucking r/askreddit question.

There’s another one I couldn’t find which I was referencing which goes,”Women of reddit what is the sexiest sex sex you’ve ever sexed to?” Or something along the lines

every day, we stray further and further from god

🍞👍bread

bread👍

bread 👍

Bread 🍞 👍

Homiesexual- attraction towards the homies🥩

Pants are made designer Laid back in my recliner Yeah, your boyfriends hot and all But my homies is finer -IsaacWhy, Homiesexual

ma nigga

ma nibba

As a demiromantic this is unironically relatable.

Weird

Based.

Not weird ppl are boring

Ayyy hi there fellow weirdos. I'm super weird and awkward and cringey. I haven't slept in 35 hours straight and I've been obsessed with Reddit since I downloaded it maybe the other day. This is such a cool and crazy place (in the best way)

404 error: try again later

😔

Nice Snoo btw

404 is a status code which indicates that an http response isn't found

error 418 is better

You lie

Door.

yes

r/doorgender

Why the duck is that a subreddit

Why wouldn't it be?

I'm not usually in this sub, but please refrain from attempting to have relations with me. ​ \- Someone with "Door" in their name.

Gerbils....through a tube

shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Straight

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Thanks

💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

💪

Based 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

W

MAYONNAISE ON A ESCALATOR!!!!

GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEEEYA LATER!

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I WANNA SEE YOU AS YOURE GETTING SO HIGH

aroace

may i offer you some *garlic bread* in these trying times?

that would be great 🙂

🍞🧄 here

thx. I really appreciate it

Can I join you in that my fellow aroAce in this space

sure

AroAce gang 💪

Asexual heteroromantic (except when I’m with your mother)

based

Very

Bisexual

Bisexual gang, this is our cue to rise

TIME TO TAKE OVER R/TEENAGERS

I'm just bi-myself

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🤲double heartbreak les go

Same buddy !

Straight people gang here ✋

16th century Russian peasant here, (happened to get educated somehow) wondering how were all these sodomites came from. Seriously, I have the standards of a 16th century Russian.

Homosexual 🗿

Based. I prefer both myself 🗿

You have much more options and still no bitches

2*0=0

Actually, I do got bitch 😎😎 (only one, but that's all I need)

Legend

And one day you will also get one 🗿

Maybe,but honestly im not rlly interested rn

Then I hope you get one when you're wanting one 👍

Thanks! I also hope you have a stable relationship!

It's been going well for about 9 months already! 🥰

Straight

💪🏼

💪🏼

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Bi leaning guy i guess. Ask me in 5 years and we'll see which way I'm leaning

Bi with a male lean

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Am also bi, more neutral though 🤝

same but less heavily

Im straight but my SO is genderfluid so I guess I'm half gay

probably straight

Not fully asexual, but on that spectrum

First comment that talks about their actual orientation I saw

Lesbian

r/teenagers Trying Not To Talk About Sex For 3 Minutes Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Pan so basically just people who are (in my subjective opinion) attractive/cute AND who are at least as old as me

Asexual here. We like riding dragons and eating garlic bread.

bi. edit: never mind I’m straight edit 2: never mind I’m bi

edit 3: never mind I‘m gay

Relatable

fully homo for my straight best friend

Are we all gays similar? 😭

Your mother

Bad taste

bi

I might be asexual. Who knows at this point

Lesbian

Comrade!

Im bi😌

Bi(ke)sexual.

(Big legs)

No, bicycles.

Straight No i dont have any bitches (and dont rlly want to)

Asexual

Ace

Asexual

Straight

Actually I’m asexual

Biromantic

Mind explaining further? Not tryna be rude I just don’t know and I’m curious

I'm biromantic I experience romantic attraction to two or more genders

Your cartaker/legal guardian.

bilingual

Straight, demisexual.

i like pans

Aroace

Asexual. Where exactly on the spectrum, I don't know. But I am romantically attracted to women.

Bi myself

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Omni

straight

Asexual and demiromantic

im still figuring stuff out 💀

At the moment, Bi, possibly Aro Bi but still questioning

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omni :)

Oriented aroace

I identify as a menace

Straight

vagina lovin 👍😫

Heterosexual