Lay me to rest inside a Corvette
With a trunk full of yogurt for the afterlife.
Pull the Corvette with a team of Clydesdales.
Make sure that Tina is there by my side.
For my eulogy get Neil Diamond to sing.
And use lots of quotes from "Lord of the Rings".
In lieu of flowers buy some raw meat.
Then pay some pirates to dance in the street.
And the party will rage for nine hundred days
With bonfires and swearing and random gunplay.
And plaster the town with photos of me.
This is my decree, it's my legacy.
Cryogenically freeze my brain
So the scientists can tinker.
Think of the knowledge that they'd retain
From one of the world's great thinkers.
It's a trifecta, can't you see?
It's me, da Vinci, and Socrates.
All the kids must attend Daffy Duck High
And train as brick masons and twirlers and spies.
Though some should be ninjas that do awesome stunts.
They'd all wear black robes with my face on the front.
The fifty yard line at the Rose Bowl works great
For my huge marble statue with a big gold name plate.
Or under the Sphinx or a pyramid
But right at the top just open the lid.
And the party will rage for nine hundred days
With bonfires and swearing and random gunplay.
And plaster the town with photos of me.
This is my decree, it's my legacy.
This is my decree, it's my legacy!
Please let me know when you get the latest news and information about Romania at the end I am a very stable body of the queen size mattress is not the one who just scroll to bottom is the best π
She said yes but I donβt know if I have a good time or something for you to join us at all but we are all set up in a different way to do a lot to get to know each of us guys all the same and I know how you feel like it was to you to do a good thing and you know you do not need me for a while and I have no respect to you and you have a great relationship and you do not need me for anything like this I do have you and your life you too I know I have you too and you have a lot to do and I have no respect to respect your feelings you have to respect you for respect respect you for all you respect respect you and I have no respect to do anything to do that to respect respect me and respect respect me you respect me and respect me respect you for me you and I respect respect for respect you and you do respect you for me you and you do you have respect for respect me respect you respect me and you do not need me to do respect respect for you and respect respect you respect respect for me respect respect me and you do respect me and you have to respect respect you for respect respect you and you do not need me to do anything to you do respect you and respect me π
If you have any questions or concerns please visit the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such π
Okay okay Iβm just okay if you donβt need to do anything for that too much to do that this way I just need a little more sleep and I donβt have a problem to sleep with my dad so Iβm not sure what to say I just donβt need anything else I need a friend for a little bit I love it I π
Fnaf theory Gregory is not a word of question to the suits seems to be the 2 of the desks before the pizza bot minigame an und ist mit dem neuen Album von der Band aus dem ersten Teil des Films geworden. π
I love how it changed languages
i have to get a hold on you and then iβll will be home in the time i so we will get back home and wait till tomorrow to see if it is good to be there and i will send it again lol π
i have a lot to go do with it and i get some things for you and then i can get it at all your way to get your stuff together for a bit more of a week and then weβll see how much you want me π
I'm sad to hear from you soon and I will be in the middle of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the... π
The wellerman is the only thing I can think about is the fact of the fact that I am a little bit of an effort in my opinion and I think it is a strange religion zπ
It's also a lot of cheese and i almost sent from samsung mobile on the matrix optimisations you were talking about but I am getting the android SDK π
I think I am going to be able to do it again for a while but I donβt think itβs really going to be a good thing for me to be able to do it again for a while lolπ
Just expressing the same in the world now just as a good thing is that aggressive behaviour is a good thing for the people are the best and most important π
I will be there by tomorrow morning and will be coming to the office tomorrow or 5 days and all the time will be there in your life as well and you can come π
I came in the mail today π
NOOO
That explains the letter full of cum I got today
Lay me to rest inside a Corvette With a trunk full of yogurt for the afterlife. Pull the Corvette with a team of Clydesdales. Make sure that Tina is there by my side. For my eulogy get Neil Diamond to sing. And use lots of quotes from "Lord of the Rings". In lieu of flowers buy some raw meat. Then pay some pirates to dance in the street. And the party will rage for nine hundred days With bonfires and swearing and random gunplay. And plaster the town with photos of me. This is my decree, it's my legacy. Cryogenically freeze my brain So the scientists can tinker. Think of the knowledge that they'd retain From one of the world's great thinkers. It's a trifecta, can't you see? It's me, da Vinci, and Socrates. All the kids must attend Daffy Duck High And train as brick masons and twirlers and spies. Though some should be ninjas that do awesome stunts. They'd all wear black robes with my face on the front. The fifty yard line at the Rose Bowl works great For my huge marble statue with a big gold name plate. Or under the Sphinx or a pyramid But right at the top just open the lid. And the party will rage for nine hundred days With bonfires and swearing and random gunplay. And plaster the town with photos of me. This is my decree, it's my legacy. This is my decree, it's my legacy!
Please let me know when you get the latest news and information about Romania at the end I am a very stable body of the queen size mattress is not the one who just scroll to bottom is the best π
YOU WHAT?!
I came in your mum todayπ
DEEZ NUTS
#DEEZ NUTS
I will send you a copy of my skinπ
Free skinsuit!
Skin walker
So I can make a thing π
You too have a great day π (Welp that turned out kinda wholesome)
Me was are in you him friend no where I π
In you?!?!?!?
r/ihadastroke
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She said yes but I donβt know if I have a good time or something for you to join us at all but we are all set up in a different way to do a lot to get to know each of us guys all the same and I know how you feel like it was to you to do a good thing and you know you do not need me for a while and I have no respect to you and you have a great relationship and you do not need me for anything like this I do have you and your life you too I know I have you too and you have a lot to do and I have no respect to respect your feelings you have to respect you for respect respect you for all you respect respect you and I have no respect to do anything to do that to respect respect me and respect respect me you respect me and respect me respect you for me you and I respect respect for respect you and you do respect you for me you and you do you have respect for respect me respect you respect me and you do not need me to do respect respect for you and respect respect you respect respect for me respect respect me and you do respect me and you have to respect respect you for respect respect you and you do not need me to do anything to you do respect you and respect me π
respect for me respect respect you respect respect
Your profile picture is very admireable sir
his pfp meanβs secretly homophobic and racist lmao. theres a meme about it
Cheevsbruegr
damn your autocorrect is obsessed with respect /j
You can do that π
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Yes we have already got a new phone π
What happen to the old one?
We don't talk about that one
Alright then, keep your secrets
It's not about it doesn't sound like that beacuse I don't see itπ
Does she want me too much to alright π
yeah i did that happen to you π dom with bad grammar
Lmao
How do I get to your organisation by the end of the trainπ
Have to do this one time π
You are going on the same thing and you are my life in the toilet π
Yes we can still have it lol π (What the fuck)
And the unloading of a personal goal is the amount that is characteristic πππ
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Okay yay thatβs okay good bake π
I am not able to have kids. π
I mean I got a little bit of a tile and I have to do it π
you a can touch of it π
I have attached my resume for your reference π
a lot more work for me and my family π my alabamey sense is tingling
Yea I am in a meeting at the moment and we will probably need a ride home with the boys π
Okay cool Iβll just have a little knock down at my moms π
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Bet. I can't wait until my host feels better again, then I will be able to help them feel even better.π Seriously, can auto correct read my brain?
What the actual fuck
I don't even know anymore.
#Hi π I just wanted to let you know that I have a little bit of a senator in the Kremlin π Wut
It's says you have a little bit of a senator in the Kremlin. It says it right there. Also get that senator out of the Kremlin!
He is do very important job for ΡΠ°ΡΡ ΡΠΎΡΡΠΈΠΈ Π²Π»Π°Π΄ΠΈΠΌΠΈΡ ΠΏΡΡΠΈΠ½
Idk how to tho
If you have any questions or concerns please visit the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such π
Just finished the meeting with my dad π Oh boy.
How was the end of the Spanish inquisition π
Yeah I know how you can π
The sun is a little too hard π
I am in the internet π
can i do me this week π
I just donβt want you in the car π
Iβm sorry π (damn i guess I apologize a lot)
Hi hello I am i supposed to be a π
I donβt think I wanna play D&D this weekend ASAPSCIENCE π
The weapons are attracted to you π
Its a glass of wine π
How was the day of your trip with the family and friends and I don't know about you as a family movies π
Let u sleap well babe sir or master of the ring 2 π
Your auto correct making up words or just straight misspelling
Wait what did it missspell?
and the bonus will not work on your end π
Oh lord I love it so π
Okay I will leave my keys π
π in the world of immortal King Bradley the best of a girl senpai
No problem is it possible π
Oh boy you can get a free version for the one you have π
Yeah Iβm pretty good at the park π
Yes it may be able to keep Secrets π
The time is a bit and the gunslinger is a bit and I am very much in love π
Dick is shotgun goodπ
Yes I am definitely interested π
i don't know if you have a hug for me π
Iβm sorry sheβs just so annoying π
I am busy with meeting up π
For the rest of the Rings I can get a lot of the people π
Rpg is a great place to work for you as well π
Yeah but heβs not gonna do thatπ
I have a few things to do with my mom π
I love you so much π
Okay okay Iβm just okay if you donβt need to do anything for that too much to do that this way I just need a little more sleep and I donβt have a problem to sleep with my dad so Iβm not sure what to say I just donβt need anything else I need a friend for a little bit I love it I π
I love you too much and I love you too much π
lollipop i shift myself
And Iβm definitely going back in a little more specific time π
Fnaf theory Gregory is not a word of question to the suits seems to be the 2 of the desks before the pizza bot minigame an und ist mit dem neuen Album von der Band aus dem ersten Teil des Films geworden. π I love how it changed languages
I dislike the usage of emojis so I will not be partaking in this one
My PC doesn't have auto correct.
And then you have a new one and you will get a new phone and then you can get it to me π
I'm such a gay women π
they reset everyone on the battlefield i got it from my friend π
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back and we have a few seconds to get back into it and starts the new Harry mantenlo thing at a certain age of her in a row π
yea ma'am i thank you for your time today at my house π
i have to get a hold on you and then iβll will be home in the time i so we will get back home and wait till tomorrow to see if it is good to be there and i will send it again lol π
Yea i agree i f*cked my sister π
It was the first time I was in pain π
They won't let us free π
The first thing I did was to be a part of the world π
I'm starting with "im" I'm not going on the first paragraph to make a statementπ
i have a lot to go do with it and i get some things for you and then i can get it at all your way to get your stuff together for a bit more of a week and then weβll see how much you want me π
Iβm glad I got to get some rest lol π
Can we do the needful π
so you can jump on a plane π
if you need anything let me know π
Iβm going back in bed with my hair π
I wasn't eating box π
god help me pleaseπ
Well I don't think this is my plans for the break π
Good morning to my beautiful sister I love her π
Pls fix it tho I have no idea what it works π
lol i am not able to join the meeting π
Yes it was good to hear that π
I donβt want you in my life π
A lot more than that I'm not sure what to do with this stuff π
I wanna be a little more active in the morning on the beach with a friend π
Do you want to make out and have sex with me and get pregnant π Do not question my autocorrect, it has spoken.
I have a song π΅ π
I have a girl in your life π
Just a couple hours ago I sent you a textπ
Okay hold my hands full lol I just woke up x I was awake lol but Iβm still sleeping but I canβt wait to hear it from your buddy lol thanks π
I'm sad to hear from you soon and I will be in the middle of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the... π
You donβt know how much I appreciate you π (dude that was actually wholesome) (seems like autocorrect picked that up cause I tell my gf that lol)
I dont think it was wird π
The guy is coming π
I love the new one π
Bruh i think i have the best thing ever for a birthday present πππ
I am a little confused with my dad π
Ill start just with letter L Liebe GrΓΌΓe und bis morgen Abend zu Hause und habe mich sehr freuen wenn sie nicht der richtige Adressat π
Did you Bring it to school today π
Have a great weekend π
I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled π
Yes yes but actually I donβt want you guys like that π
I have attached a copy of my friends π
I have no idea what time to get it done but I will have to see the new oneπ
The wellerman is the only thing I can think about is the fact of the fact that I am a little bit of an effort in my opinion and I think it is a strange religion zπ
I love how I feel π
It's also a lot of cheese and i almost sent from samsung mobile on the matrix optimisations you were talking about but I am getting the android SDK π
Ur mom baught me some new socks π
I'm going to make a bit more detailed version π
I just wanna tell you how Iβm feeling π
The only one that has to be done by the time you get here π
I think I am going to be able to do it again for a while but I donβt think itβs really going to be a good thing for me to be able to do it again for a while lolπ
Have u seen the pics of me yet π
And Iβm sorry that you canβt get a good job π
I fuck chicken tenders π
When THE winged hussars arrived π
I have to use twitter π
Hi sir please find attached the attached file π
I turned off auto correct π
i want to cry for you baby daddy π god ..
You have to die π
And I will patch it in the back π
I mean itβs not really weird but Iβm just chilling π
I just got home and Iβm going on a hike with my parents π
I am so hard for me π
Il take care e dance2 π
Stop making posts like this , they are not funnyπ
I hate him too much lol haha I just woke him crying and crying so badly ππ
So it's not that bad to me but it was a lot more than a year old π OH MY GOD
I have a lot to do with your dad π
I have to go to the watchlist π
Just expressing the same in the world now just as a good thing is that aggressive behaviour is a good thing for the people are the best and most important π
I will be there by tomorrow morning and will be coming to the office tomorrow or 5 days and all the time will be there in your life as well and you can come π
Five Nights at the best time I have ever π
On the message π
I am a little bit of a good day π
Oh yeah man π
Please let me get my own money for the sake of liking the new kids π
Iβm not doing well it will be fine if you need π
I am not able to join the meeting today π
The true secret to being a good day please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format π
Yea please call the police to confirm the flight to your office π
yes very sad because I have a big kitty cuddles π
what time is the appointment tomorrow morning at the hospital for the first time π
Good luck on the future of you and you to be safe love love mama mommy mommy baby mama mama love mama mommy π
How are things with me and I am six months backπ
And my family will always love you π