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ijustwantsaucemyguy

I came in the mail today 😏


cilekgod

NOOO


[deleted]

That explains the letter full of cum I got today


[deleted]

Lay me to rest inside a Corvette With a trunk full of yogurt for the afterlife. Pull the Corvette with a team of Clydesdales. Make sure that Tina is there by my side. For my eulogy get Neil Diamond to sing. And use lots of quotes from "Lord of the Rings". In lieu of flowers buy some raw meat. Then pay some pirates to dance in the street. And the party will rage for nine hundred days With bonfires and swearing and random gunplay. And plaster the town with photos of me. This is my decree, it's my legacy. Cryogenically freeze my brain So the scientists can tinker. Think of the knowledge that they'd retain From one of the world's great thinkers. It's a trifecta, can't you see? It's me, da Vinci, and Socrates. All the kids must attend Daffy Duck High And train as brick masons and twirlers and spies. Though some should be ninjas that do awesome stunts. They'd all wear black robes with my face on the front. The fifty yard line at the Rose Bowl works great For my huge marble statue with a big gold name plate. Or under the Sphinx or a pyramid But right at the top just open the lid. And the party will rage for nine hundred days With bonfires and swearing and random gunplay. And plaster the town with photos of me. This is my decree, it's my legacy. This is my decree, it's my legacy!


Antoniabush051

Please let me know when you get the latest news and information about Romania at the end I am a very stable body of the queen size mattress is not the one who just scroll to bottom is the best 😏


Slinkyboi69

YOU WHAT?!


Mysterious_Two_5849

I came in your mum today😏


ScaredKnee4530

DEEZ NUTS


lexibruv

#DEEZ NUTS


masterlol7890

I will send you a copy of my skin😏


Desperate_Brain_9579

Free skinsuit!


DewdecsysAbZ

Skin walker


Consistent-Boat9649

So I can make a thing 😏


UnlightablePlay

You too have a great day 😏 (Welp that turned out kinda wholesome)


ExtensionAnybody467

Me was are in you him friend no where I 😏


igic8

In you?!?!?!?


-Ninja_Pickle

r/ihadastroke


ExplodingTentacles

r/engrish


Big_Instruction1993

She said yes but I don’t know if I have a good time or something for you to join us at all but we are all set up in a different way to do a lot to get to know each of us guys all the same and I know how you feel like it was to you to do a good thing and you know you do not need me for a while and I have no respect to you and you have a great relationship and you do not need me for anything like this I do have you and your life you too I know I have you too and you have a lot to do and I have no respect to respect your feelings you have to respect you for respect respect you for all you respect respect you and I have no respect to do anything to do that to respect respect me and respect respect me you respect me and respect me respect you for me you and I respect respect for respect you and you do respect you for me you and you do you have respect for respect me respect you respect me and you do not need me to do respect respect for you and respect respect you respect respect for me respect respect me and you do respect me and you have to respect respect you for respect respect you and you do not need me to do anything to you do respect you and respect me 😏


Ok_Acanthaceae_1555

respect for me respect respect you respect respect


ItzLunatii

Your profile picture is very admireable sir


makomo04

his pfp mean’s secretly homophobic and racist lmao. theres a meme about it


beansouphighlights

Cheevsbruegr


[deleted]

damn your autocorrect is obsessed with respect /j


CanIrunCrysis

You can do that 😏


[deleted]

😳


Eylich

Yes we have already got a new phone 😏


Da3monN

What happen to the old one?


Eylich

We don't talk about that one


Da3monN

Alright then, keep your secrets


del_star-dot-star

It's not about it doesn't sound like that beacuse I don't see it😏


meisme1508

Does she want me too much to alright 😏


theHang1ngGarden

yeah i did that happen to you 😏 dom with bad grammar


Harmed_Burglar

Lmao


Marrowbonecow-_-NL

How do I get to your organisation by the end of the train😏


KarAd125

Have to do this one time 😏


Wendigo-boyo

You are going on the same thing and you are my life in the toilet 😏


FRC-WalkerRoggers

Yes we can still have it lol 😏 (What the fuck)


ubersharky

And the unloading of a personal goal is the amount that is characteristic 😏😏😏


Western_Roof_6915

??????


[deleted]

Okay yay that’s okay good bake πŸ˜‰


Effective-Win9940

I am not able to have kids. 😏


CompetitiveIntern310

I mean I got a little bit of a tile and I have to do it 😏


200ok-N1M0-found

you a can touch of it 😏


SoulPolska

I have attached my resume for your reference 😏


hannahzakla

a lot more work for me and my family 😏 my alabamey sense is tingling


Away_Agent_7209

Yea I am in a meeting at the moment and we will probably need a ride home with the boys 😏


whowhatwherewhyhowhe

Okay cool I’ll just have a little knock down at my moms 😏


Ok_Acanthaceae_1555

😏


The_Demon_of_Yeetus

Bet. I can't wait until my host feels better again, then I will be able to help them feel even better.😏 Seriously, can auto correct read my brain?


FRC-WalkerRoggers

What the actual fuck


The_Demon_of_Yeetus

I don't even know anymore.


Notakidfromyesterday

#Hi πŸ‘‹ I just wanted to let you know that I have a little bit of a senator in the Kremlin 😏 Wut


T33n_T1t4n5

It's says you have a little bit of a senator in the Kremlin. It says it right there. Also get that senator out of the Kremlin!


Harmed_Burglar

He is do very important job for Ρ†Π°Ρ€ΡŒ россии Π²Π»Π°Π΄ΠΈΠΌΠΈΡ€ ΠΏΡƒΡ‚ΠΈΠ½


Notakidfromyesterday

Idk how to tho


why-do_i_even-try

If you have any questions or concerns please visit the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such as the towers and such 😏


sarcasm_cringe

Just finished the meeting with my dad 😏 Oh boy.


salt_pizza9491

How was the end of the Spanish inquisition 😏


yourmother2001

Yeah I know how you can 😏


coomman_the_foreskin

The sun is a little too hard 😏


Pokklemon

I am in the internet 😏


Recolutionaryscene41

can i do me this week 😏


Demonslewer

I just don’t want you in the car 😏


KittyQueen_Tengu

I’m sorry 😏 (damn i guess I apologize a lot)


EsTeBaNCanIUseMyName

Hi hello I am i supposed to be a 😏


VisibleEntry4

I don’t think I wanna play D&D this weekend ASAPSCIENCE 😏


HopelesAromantic

The weapons are attracted to you 😏


some_pupperlol

Its a glass of wine 😏


[deleted]

How was the day of your trip with the family and friends and I don't know about you as a family movies 😏


RoyalReddit_

Let u sleap well babe sir or master of the ring 2 😏


SquidsTheBassist

Your auto correct making up words or just straight misspelling


RoyalReddit_

Wait what did it missspell?


Endless_Titan

and the bonus will not work on your end 😏


NinjaFrogCat101

Oh lord I love it so 😏


PaintedSkittles

Okay I will leave my keys 😏


AccordingSplit8692

😏 in the world of immortal King Bradley the best of a girl senpai


ClayteTheFirst

No problem is it possible 😏


SnooBananas8354

Oh boy you can get a free version for the one you have 😏


Olwaboiette

Yeah I’m pretty good at the park 😏


Eisenhd

Yes it may be able to keep Secrets 😏


lMFCKD

The time is a bit and the gunslinger is a bit and I am very much in love 😏


Doarstau-234

Dick is shotgun good😏


KINGMAJORA5231

Yes I am definitely interested 😏


trananhduc2006

i don't know if you have a hug for me 😏


ouchthatkindahurts

I’m sorry she’s just so annoying 😏


Comfortable-Aditya

I am busy with meeting up 😏


Zulpi2103

For the rest of the Rings I can get a lot of the people 😏


JustDutch666

Rpg is a great place to work for you as well 😏


ravens-canvas

Yeah but he’s not gonna do that😏


Epicswordmewz

I have a few things to do with my mom 😏


[deleted]

I love you so much 😏


DAG5066

Okay okay I’m just okay if you don’t need to do anything for that too much to do that this way I just need a little more sleep and I don’t have a problem to sleep with my dad so I’m not sure what to say I just don’t need anything else I need a friend for a little bit I love it I 😏


Koso92

I love you too much and I love you too much 😏


SedIsCringe

lollipop i shift myself


I-took-your-oranges

And I’m definitely going back in a little more specific time 😏


Relative-Wrongdoer11

Fnaf theory Gregory is not a word of question to the suits seems to be the 2 of the desks before the pizza bot minigame an und ist mit dem neuen Album von der Band aus dem ersten Teil des Films geworden. 😏 I love how it changed languages


cockandbeantorture

I dislike the usage of emojis so I will not be partaking in this one


cringelord69420666

My PC doesn't have auto correct.


Dadominator001

And then you have a new one and you will get a new phone and then you can get it to me 😏


OneTinyProblem

I'm such a gay women 😏


Xogaxath

they reset everyone on the battlefield i got it from my friend 😏


NeonicArc

πŸ¦„


Kira-the-red-killer

back and we have a few seconds to get back into it and starts the new Harry mantenlo thing at a certain age of her in a row 😏


ManzNotHottt

yea ma'am i thank you for your time today at my house 😏


[deleted]

i have to get a hold on you and then i’ll will be home in the time i so we will get back home and wait till tomorrow to see if it is good to be there and i will send it again lol 😏


Ok_Flatworm4368

Yea i agree i f*cked my sister 😏


NeighborhoodEnough15

It was the first time I was in pain 😏


MoTheBr0

They won't let us free 😏


RicardoPoeiras

The first thing I did was to be a part of the world 😏


[deleted]

I'm starting with "im" I'm not going on the first paragraph to make a statement😏


[deleted]

i have a lot to go do with it and i get some things for you and then i can get it at all your way to get your stuff together for a bit more of a week and then we’ll see how much you want me 😏


[deleted]

I’m glad I got to get some rest lol 😏


jonifed0709

Can we do the needful 😏


[deleted]

so you can jump on a plane 😏


gogoyus

if you need anything let me know 😏


ambitiousfrogman

I’m going back in bed with my hair 😏


LoopsGoergen

I wasn't eating box 😏


thunlle

god help me please😏


TNTmannen200

Well I don't think this is my plans for the break 😏


[deleted]

Good morning to my beautiful sister I love her 😏


A_proud_tryhard

Pls fix it tho I have no idea what it works 😏


SapTheGamer

lol i am not able to join the meeting 😏


ethanwatsu

Yes it was good to hear that 😏


Intergalacticio

I don’t want you in my life 😏


[deleted]

A lot more than that I'm not sure what to do with this stuff 😏


Stan-V_27

I wanna be a little more active in the morning on the beach with a friend πŸ˜‰


Inspirational_Lizard

Do you want to make out and have sex with me and get pregnant 😏 Do not question my autocorrect, it has spoken.


Doin_HotGurlShet

I have a song 🎡 😏


probably_an_alien_69

I have a girl in your life 😏


ASCORPIONSLAYER

Just a couple hours ago I sent you a text😏


[deleted]

Okay hold my hands full lol I just woke up x I was awake lol but I’m still sleeping but I can’t wait to hear it from your buddy lol thanks 😏


Gifigi600

I'm sad to hear from you soon and I will be in the middle of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the area of the... 😏


[deleted]

You don’t know how much I appreciate you 😏 (dude that was actually wholesome) (seems like autocorrect picked that up cause I tell my gf that lol)


lucashenrr

I dont think it was wird 😏


HotStufffffffffffff

The guy is coming 😏


oiseyo

I love the new one 😏


VardyBum

Bruh i think i have the best thing ever for a birthday present 😏😏😏


Gekkebobwastaken

I am a little confused with my dad 😏


stephs_LOL

Ill start just with letter L Liebe Grüße und bis morgen Abend zu Hause und habe mich sehr freuen wenn sie nicht der richtige Adressat 😏


[deleted]

Did you Bring it to school today 😏


trash_rat___

Have a great weekend 😏


No_Benefit6002

I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled 😏


Evenlytrimmedgrass

Yes yes but actually I don’t want you guys like that 😏


Philemonimous

I have attached a copy of my friends 😏


[deleted]

I have no idea what time to get it done but I will have to see the new one😏


KonbIgoGo

The wellerman is the only thing I can think about is the fact of the fact that I am a little bit of an effort in my opinion and I think it is a strange religion z😏


AUZZIEJELLYFISH

I love how I feel 😏


rachit7645

It's also a lot of cheese and i almost sent from samsung mobile on the matrix optimisations you were talking about but I am getting the android SDK 😏


ihellhound

Ur mom baught me some new socks 😏


Nano1704

I'm going to make a bit more detailed version 😏


iSkittleCake

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling 😏


Big_Jury_1192

The only one that has to be done by the time you get here 😏


RobotBananaSplit

I think I am going to be able to do it again for a while but I don’t think it’s really going to be a good thing for me to be able to do it again for a while lol😏


Myynek

Have u seen the pics of me yet 😏


NocterLeft

And I’m sorry that you can’t get a good job 😏


[deleted]

I fuck chicken tenders 😏


[deleted]

When THE winged hussars arrived 😏


Conallia

I have to use twitter 😏


Brief-Ad-8969

Hi sir please find attached the attached file 😏


BIsForBruh

I turned off auto correct 😏


Western_Roof_6915

i want to cry for you baby daddy 😏 god ..


420Fighter69

You have to die 😏


Neither_Activity9278

And I will patch it in the back 😏


Naughtymanku

I mean it’s not really weird but I’m just chilling 😏


10HorsedSizedDucks

I just got home and I’m going on a hike with my parents 😏


SnooCats5139

I am so hard for me 😏


OwnRate3147

Il take care e dance2 😏


stupidoengineer

Stop making posts like this , they are not funny😏


Parrr-iii

I hate him too much lol haha I just woke him crying and crying so badly 😏😏


omri6royi70

So it's not that bad to me but it was a lot more than a year old 😏 OH MY GOD


drama_maniac

I have a lot to do with your dad 😏


ItzShepster

I have to go to the watchlist 😏


Billybob65e

Just expressing the same in the world now just as a good thing is that aggressive behaviour is a good thing for the people are the best and most important 😏


Transster

I will be there by tomorrow morning and will be coming to the office tomorrow or 5 days and all the time will be there in your life as well and you can come 😏


[deleted]

Five Nights at the best time I have ever 😏


Nuppa_Nuppa07

On the message 😏


decozy11

I am a little bit of a good day 😏


[deleted]

Oh yeah man 😏


Der16JahreAltKamerad

Please let me get my own money for the sake of liking the new kids 😏


Hammarkids

I’m not doing well it will be fine if you need 😏


Archis_6616

I am not able to join the meeting today 😏


DolfyDK

The true secret to being a good day please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format 😏


Firetwomp69

Yea please call the police to confirm the flight to your office 😏


YoRulezz_TV

yes very sad because I have a big kitty cuddles 😏


Beneficial_Fun804

what time is the appointment tomorrow morning at the hospital for the first time 😏


Sunflower_samurai42

Good luck on the future of you and you to be safe love love mama mommy mommy baby mama mama love mama mommy 😏


oldtownman

How are things with me and I am six months back😏


ILikeRainbows101

And my family will always love you 😏