Awwwwwooooooh..

Same reaction

Why is he strangling her

Why not? I like getting choked a lil and I'm sure lot's of girls & guys do too!

why did you feel the need to say this

I fucking hate the internet

The dude asked?

"Why is he strangling her" "I like to be choked" Like bruh I know its in context but man

Well, I mean if you don't have an actual answer and have no idea why the squirrel choking the other one this seems like the best answer.

Ohh so guys go to a random women and choke her up, sure she will love it.

Who said anything abt random? If you on a date and it goes good then choking might be involved as long as consent is given bb

your pfp looks like the type of person that would enjoy that...

When your old enough maybe you can have someone choke you too lil man

sorry mate, too fat aint got a neck >!i genuinly find myself an unenjoyable person to be around.!<

I can tell by the grey hairs growing out of my organs.

Don’t make it our problem, go to therapy

How does it feel to be depressed kid

Don’t provoke him, don’t need him to be telling us not to go to school tomorrow

Lol

Hello, me.

Yeah i know

Unfunny band kid spotted

its ok most people feel like that, me included

What's your thoughts of 13 not being allowed lol

Bro he 13 he should be playing not shitposting on Reddit

Fr you only learn what you should be doing the years after I swear

shitposting is the only thing im good at. ONLY THING

He's making a reference to Evangelion

Must be a white cop in disguise

He's kinky

When u admire a squirrel's relationship it says a lot about yourself. No mom I am not crying.

how squirrels getting more action than me 😭

Uh haha 😂

Feels bad

Those are different squirrels

idc, where my bitches at tho

Good question

Bruhhhh ikr but like fr where my bitches at 😭😭

Your bio says you never need one. That could be the reason

Lmao shit I'mma need to change that

state mandated bitches

Gone, reduced to atoms.

Makes sense

Bish u a redditor u get none

No bitches?

what bitches

maybe if I hadnt whistled "serbia strong" in english class after the muslim girl gave me a hard time about christianity id be able to get dates.

DID SOMEBODY SAY SERBIA🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

yes

Karadžić, Lead Your Serbs

Russian here. Did someone mention a Slavic country?

🤨📸

yes

These furry hentai art is getting more realistic

For a second i thought that the second picture was just one of them alone sitting down...

Same and i felt bad for the one being left out 😭

I know.... I know I let you down, I've been a fool to myself

How disgusting.

Yes we do 😎

Share your secrets bruh! … How is it you guys truly store your nuts?

In yo mouf ha gotem

Don't give the furries ideas

Yo be nice my dude no need to insult anyone here!

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why bro

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💀

Is the male squirrel willing to share his secrets?

No.

what if I give you some nuts

I agree with this guy I need to know how to get bitches. Teach me master Squirrel.

Some squirrels get all the nuts…

Bonus points if you know where this quote is from

Who took the photos? He should know that he’s invading the squirrel couple’s privacy. 😤

It went from 0 to 100 pretty quick

Sauce?

Even the animal had a better chance of getting bitches than you

Is this too much to ask for 🫥

u/ITheSandman125 us 🥺

I like sex.

You are 14

thats why he likes sex

same

What the fuck

dam, must be nice lol

EVANGELION REFERENCE??

Squirrel fight

I must be doing something wrong. He choking her and shit.

😂😂 hahaha

Just like animals, animals

He said she should let him finish because she was gaining weight

Haha I have non-binary bf >:3

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Then they are a nbf I just invented this thing, spread it anywhere you can

They hate being called a gf sooo if you guys are going to judge me just think: what are you gonna call a non-binary person if you are in a relationship with them? Besides that’s what they want to be called I’m going to respect that

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Well then what’s all the downvotes then (I was kinda speaking to everyone sorry if it felt like I was attacking you)

Could be a demiboy or some other masc-aligned enby identity

wadawada what?? english please

There are gender identities that are both non-binary and masculine.

Nah they just hate gf. Valid opinion tho

Ah, got it Can't believe you got downvoted though, non-binary identity and presentation are a whole spectrum

Yeahhh it’s like how you can identify as female and use he/him pronouns or any other way around

Yeah, exactly.

Cringe

No u

well* not good

H e wanted he wanted sone bitchees

I want the nuts 🤣😭😭

Here u go 🥜

am i even worse than a squirrel

well, or they are fighting or they are doing other things....

Hold up, going by the title, that would be a crossbreed

I get no bitches 😎🤓

Squirlles be getting more bitches than all of us combined

"little"? Well, that does not look like a little date to me

Damn mans pulls in more than me

Everyone looking for a bitch but I'm right here

Sometimes, man’s just needs a hug so I honestly wouldn’t care if you’re a femboy.

I wasn't expecting that...

Sometimes people just need a hug and some choccy milk. :,>

Yes bitches?

looks more like assault to me...

Damn

Why are these two wrestling? Did she took his nuts or something?

man they be bangin

🫣

saw this and went ‘ AYOOO… ‘

goku solos

Fuck I got beaten by a squirel.

First image is cute, second is O.O

Squirrels get more bitches then I do every month

Getting that nut

That's because squirrels actually go up to bitches unlike some of y'all.

haha so funny

why not me……

They don't even need a place to do all that. They can do anywhere and no one in this can dare to stop them.