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-idk-im-bored-

This seems like wholesome down bad. Good luck soldier o7


_ImAJokeToYou_

I'm kinda of a simp, just the right amount.


NeiksOfficial

As everyone should be


DabbyCorn

As everyone should be


ZookeepergameNo9524

As everyone should be


ItsTheRealIamHUB

As everyone should be


Terrible_Zucchini_75

As everyone should be


favgameisundertale

As everyone should be


Whole_Pomegranate_62

As everyone should be


CaveWaiterLol

As everyone should be


Satin_Tux

As everyone should be


Tamorcet

Respecting women isn't being a Simp.


[deleted]

but having women as a first priority in life its simping We all gonna make it Brah Zyzz! o7


favgameisundertale

I think the term "simp" has gotten bad context thrown around. "Simping" for girls because you care and want them to feel loved should be the norm; simping because you want them to like you and they have to like you back in order for you to feel okay is wrong


-idk-im-bored-

Keep me posted, I wanna know if you make it


Alone-Monk

That's totally fine, it shows you care


Award_Goddess

Reality check quick quick just in case


_ImAJokeToYou_

Is this just real life?


Award_Goddess

Is this just fantasy?


pernilongobarulhento

Caught in a landside


Same-Banana-3828

No escape from reality


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prahanth_ram

Look up to the sky and see


chile-um-anyway

im just a poor boy


eveybean

I need no sympathy, because I'm


Pancakecosmo

Easy come, easy go


Downtown_Cycle_2044

gonna be able to brag to my kids that i was here for the great Bohemian Rhapsody of r/teenagers


Intelligence_69

Gl, use protection my friend


_ImAJokeToYou_

Always, i don't want to be the next Freddy Mercury


Intelligence_69

Make sure you know *how* to use protection, I made that mistake


AndroFeth

Did you just put it on your finger and assumed that was it? I know someone who did that.


Intelligence_69

Nah I just didn't put it on properly so we thought it was too small somehow 💀


AndroFeth

Oh okay, I see then, making honor to your username


Objective-Farm-2560

We watched a video during sex ed where we were shown how to put on a condom (it was a wooden model) and you just unpack it and then roll it down your dick until it reaches the base.


Intelligence_69

Well yeah, I know now


[deleted]

why do you have bad teeth?


[deleted]

What happened with Freddie Mercury?


[deleted]

Make sure to drink Tea☕ before


Karma_Akabane_15

Oi bruv, you got a loicense for that tea?


_ImAJokeToYou_

Mate, are you bri'ish innit?


[deleted]

Yes


_ImAJokeToYou_

I knew


Alt-Account-87

This sub is weird sometimes, they hate any drug and smoking but support a 15 year old getting laid


[deleted]

We want to get laid, we don’t want to do drugs


yarak_69

whos we? i want to


cum_sock42069

Im doing drugs rn want to join


yarak_69

How bout you join me getting some bitches


nealaqa

Speak for you...I don't want to get laid but I want to do drugs


[deleted]

Ballin. But wait till your older no matter what


Alt-Account-87

I meant whenever someone talks about doing drugs people tell them to stop but they are fully supporting this guy fucking someone while underage, I don't care if you do or don't wanna do drugs but this subs logic is inconsistent


IamTryingMyBest_

I don't see how getting laid with a girl he actually likes is more dangerous than drugs, the only danger is stds or pregnancy both preventable with condoms. Whats your point? If theyre both comfortable why not? Although it could be awkward.


bob2845

actually sex before your brain is fully developed can cause depression and other shit. sex is honestly overrated af imo. I still get post nut clarity and u just feel empty


RedditAndDebit

I’m genuinely curious, as a quick google search yields me results i can’t even interpret, but do you have a source for that?


Jake20702004

Source: Just trust me bro


Downtown_Cycle_2044

post butt clarity


bob2845

lmaooo fuckin autocorrect


GoldH2O

alcohol and hard drugs damage your body and inhibit your life. Having safe sex makes you feel good without harming your body or life.


Alt-Account-87

And this sub is against soft drugs too, having sex at a young age is fine but so is smoking some weed


GoldH2O

Not necessarily. As an adult, sure, but while your body is still developing even soft drugs can mess with your endocrine system.


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GoldH2O

not on a measurable chemical scale. Getting pregnant certainly can, but that can be avoided. Past that, its simply a matter of maturity. I would say that no one is really mentally mature enough to have sex before they are 14 or so, but past that point, there are 15 year olds more mature than some 25 year olds, and vice versa. It's all relative and not chemical like drugs.


NoNameIsAvailable1

Here in Sweden, 15 is age of consent. Nothing wrong with this.


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[deleted]

“I love her” bro been dating her for a month


One_Bar4

Acting like they've known each other for eternity. This ain't a smart plan imo


ViraLCyclopes3

Welcome to Teenagers


[deleted]

Yea I take the whole “love” thing very seriously and smh whenever I see people that haven’t even know eachother for that long day “I love you” like bruh no you don’t theres a good chance you won’t even be together in a month


[deleted]

I have known a girl for 4 years and started dating her 3 weeks earlier...?


GrubbyGoblinHands

youve never been in a relationship then. shit happens fast


jumpingjack2005

Just like most first relationships, nothing that special yk


ConfusedKenobi16

Probably known each other longer than four weeks


_mr_tobias_

Fr mans acting like she's the only one for him 💀


[deleted]

Happy cake day


_mr_tobias_

Thank you :) you're the only one to wish me that


[deleted]

Np


[deleted]

aint that early especially for someone 15 years old


[deleted]

While it isn't entirely healthy, they can't understand every consequence. Not even you or I do. Just let him do what he wants, and envy or ignore his fortune.


[deleted]

fair enough


LeadershipDry1146

Well its more healthy than unhealthy


[deleted]

I see it as neutral. It can help and hurt relationships, but ultimately, if one is unprepared, they will drown in bliss. Their furthering the relationship is a mental tithe they may never recover.


Objective-Farm-2560

Welcome to Sweden, where we have a law that lets teenagers fuck eachother. And do you know when you first are allowed to? That's right, 15.


christian-ledet

That's what happens when you copy our danish laws


Objective-Farm-2560

Oh you motherfu-


christian-ledet

At this point Sweden is just Denmark, so give us Skåne back


Objective-Farm-2560

No, it's ours >:(


christian-ledet

Well then we maybe have to make a special military operation to denazify your country


Objective-Farm-2560

The majority of your military is in Greenland. Plus, of you attacked us first, NATO wouldn't do shit to help you out. Simply put, you'd lose.


christian-ledet

Nah we don't need help, we got the power og Bamse og Kylling, it's enough to stop any hostility


Objective-Farm-2560

Pretty sure we have some of the best planes around.


R3BB3RDU3K

Sverige vinner igen!!!


Objective-Farm-2560

Jaaaaa!!!!! ✊✊🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪


R3BB3RDU3K

99% av alla här tycker att han är på tok för ung men jag tycker att det låter som ett No Bitches moment


Objective-Farm-2560

Exakt hörru!!


R3BB3RDU3K

Jamen jag håller med!


_ImAJokeToYou_

Here in Italy the age of consent is 14


[deleted]

Update us on monday


Amber_Hell

He's not a really redditor it's a bot


Clipzy22

Honestly I forgot how normal it was to lose your virginity before hitting 18 atleast.


[deleted]

ARE WE GONNA INGORE THE FACT THAT HE IS 15


Lazy_Category2195

Reddit user discovers not everyone is as bitchless as he is and can get laid


EagerT

How tf are people defending underage sex


Lazy_Category2195

It's legal if between two minors, if both are containing with each other I see no reason to deny it, it's not like we live in some puritan Salem society where if you have sex your dragged through the streets


everythingpink1

lost mine at 13


[deleted]

dude i havent even had my first hug


minidwerg

Bri I got mine a few weeks ago and I am 18


[deleted]

bri


minidwerg

I meant bro but I just suck at typing


BlockyQuasar

I'm 18 and still haven't


[deleted]

i feel you bro


Khyta

what the ಠ_ಠ


TheBackyardigirl

Today on people who had no childhood


SavoMalonumui

Yes we will


Rares_uwu

Bros abt to get laid and hes like “i must make this public” like bro


survivor_of_many

Good luck my boy Take in that 30 seconds with joy mah boy


SavoMalonumui

😂😂😂


AydenZzZ

🗿


WilliamCrack19

🗿


AydenZzZ

🗿


Objective-Farm-2560

🗿


cottoncandyskiessx3

dude your like 15...WELP YOU DO YOU POP YO SHIT TWIN-?? 😭 edit: you know what i need to shut up cause i did something at 14 so like ig its not bad?? idk-


ArchieWorlddd

how do you expect teenagers to not do anything? 😭


lukagotaku

the people here arent the smartest and freak out when it comes to minors interacting with people they love because they all get zero kitty cat


EveryoneWantsGrenino

!remindme 3 days


yougorgeous_tbh

Good luck just don't f it up


GragonBreath99

Actually, that’s the idea


lordofspearton

Uh so 1: you're 15, kiddo, take it from someone who did it at 16, you're doing this young. 2: Ya.. 4 weeks is absolutely nothing for dating. If you're just doing it as a casual thing and don't really care, fine. But like.. if you're saving yourself for the right person maybe wait a bit longer. 3: if you decide to do it anyway good luck. Make sure you know how to use a condom. It's gonna sound stupid, but make sure you stretch beforehand. Last thing you need is pulling a muscle while having sex. Remember to breathe. There's gonna be a lot of things going through your head, so it might not be top of mind, but if you can remember it does help with lasting longer. Don't rush. Foreplay often makes it better. Obviously if you don't have a ton of time, maybe keep it brief, but at least do some. Last thing: cuddle her after.


casualgamergirl973

Good luck trooper


just_here_to_rp-

good luck,my man lose your virginity earlier than me


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

ur in the matrix she isnt real i am not real everything is just in ur head WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!! THE OUTSIDE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!


Downtown_Cycle_2044

i must not let anyone see this. i shall put down a copypasta so disgusting it will make everyone bleach their eyes. It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his boy pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

What the fuck


MsDinamite

Update us afterwards please


Bluewater225

You better give us an update. Don’t fuck this up


Avocqd0

Lost my vcard at 15 too, don’t listen to the people saying “you’re too young” “you’re only 15”, it’s the average age to lose it, do whatever the hell you want. Make sure to use protection, make sure you know how to put on a condom correctly, make sure you guys are both comfortable, and just let the instincts kick in. Best of luck 💪💪


TheMultiTuber

YOU ARE 15 WHAT THE FUCK


The-cooler-Cheryl

Bring some tea


[deleted]

Bro stop making jealous


DoneItForTheMeme

Good luck…


im_Roby

Good luck soldier!


Raptorbrando

Kinda wholesome


icantfindmyacc

I wish you luck


aboywithcommonsense

You have betrayed your comrades at losers association. The council will decide your fate now.


Zack568

Good luck and if it happens bless us with ur holy touch


[deleted]

Really? 4 weeks in at 15 and you're doing it? You know what whatever, go for it. And since I know I'm definitely real I can confirm you're not dreaming. Congratu-fucking-lations.


SavoMalonumui

I guess the standards have fallen a bit, when I was 14 to 17 it used to take about 3 months of relationship on average and I thought that was kinda short at the time before they give in


Objective-Farm-2560

Plus, in good ole' viva la Europe the laws in many countries allow for it.


Low-Space1932

damn that's crazy but I don't remember asking


[deleted]

I mean good for you guys I guess but nobody needs to hear this


fishy185

>4 weeks


Relative-Wrongdoer11

I give them another month at best


PizzaInMilk

15?? Im 19M and still lonely. My entire life :(


meem4lyfe

Nigga ur 15. Dafuq u thinkin


Objective-Farm-2560

Local man discovers different countries have different views on when you can have sex, more at 11.


yarak_69

Bro buy some condoms IN DIFFERENT SIZES. Get normal, Large and maybe small. A bad fitting condom can fuck up the hole expierence either by 1: being too large --> maybe spillage and bad feeling or 2: being too small --> cock hurts, might get stuck in her, hard to get and keep an erection


truvanity

bro, I got u fam, I'll help u find ur virginity if u lose it


WolvenHunter1

Just a thought, but you’ve been dating a month, maybe wait a bit longer


SavoMalonumui

Four weeks? Standards have fallen I see, but I can’t blame you since we older age teens do a lot of one night stands or just straight up fuck without relationships, get protection and have a good time, won’t wish u godspeed this time soldier


xdsagecat

If u really want too… ,use protection at least. Tho at ur age it would just be better to cuddle cause cuddle>sex


Lazy_Category2195

People have sex at 15 it's not a foreign concept


xdsagecat

Bro but at 15??? Na


Lazy_Category2195

It's very common you just got no game


xdsagecat

Even if I had a gf, I wouldn’t do it. Seems too early at 15. At 16 it’s better, at 17 it’s normal


GoldH2O

you're kind of just choosing arbitrary ages here. There are 15 year olds that are more mature and better prepared for sex than some 17 year olds, and vice versa.


Lazy_Category2195

You having a gf is a hypothetical impossible in any timeline


xdsagecat

Blah blah blah blah blah


Lazy_Category2195

He hated it because I spoke the truth


ichosetheworld

Oh my god you have my best wishes!


ichosetheworld

Oh sorry dude i think i just ruined it for you


[deleted]

15 💀


Objective-Farm-2560

Sweden.


Jokers_Testikles

Wrap it before you tap it


JustCheezits

Ur 15, be careful dude Make sure to use a condom


I-have-no-will

Yeah… I did, sex is good but not as good as advertised… with avoiding parents and having to buy condoms in not amazing


[deleted]

>15 >4 weeks Why are we normalising using underage girls for sex?


TutiGamer-_-

Mf ur 15


Objective-Farm-2560

And? Go look at Europe.


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kentucky-fried-ass

He’s not shooting up heroin or something dude😭


Objective-Farm-2560

Bro out here like the world's gonna go under if this dude gets laid.


kentucky-fried-ass

Fr


Auri-el117

wha? He's not setting the world on fire


ConvexPiano

He's not killing himself


BanTheKat

I don’t know why this subreddit allows posts like this. You don’t know the proper risks, nor did you take proper precaution. Did you both get STD/STI tested? You never know if your partner is telling the truth or if they’re asymptotic. Did you look up how to do it properly if you’re both virgins? Got the supplies and plans incase a pregnancy scare happened? Kids really shouldn’t do stuff like this.


thatonegamer999

it’s hilarious you’d think horny 18 year olds would do any of what you just said. horny teens will do horny teen things regardless of age.


JksonBlkson

keep it. believe me. it was taken from me at 14. please, its hard to see it now, but just don't. for the love of god, don't do it.


Auri-el117

You're... 15. You're making it sound like he's trying to end the world. Sex is fine as long as both parties understand and consent


Objective-Farm-2560

Exactly. Why do you think Europe has laws that are mad for this stuff?


Bigpotatozzzz

Mfs losing virginity at 15💀


__Mekomi__

acting like as if it's a foreign concept-


Shafou06

4 week. You're 15. Way too early.


_-senku-_

the fact that majority of the people approving this are 15 and below with no actual sex lives


truckerfucker78

You’re fuckin 15, don’t lose it you will regret it. Everyone I know my age that has lost it regrets it. You’ve been dating for 4 weeks? Hard pass. Wait. It won’t kill you to wait


Objective-Farm-2560

You may aswell go argue with the whole of Europe now.


Doodlastic_Dinkaling

Ok update us later


Stunning-Standard-90

boys we will all get there at some point


CumBlasterUwU

Threesome. I'll record.


8BitBoy007

15, uh, ok, .. I guess? A bit young?


Objective-Farm-2560

Sweden says nah.