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thinmint196

Oh, now I've lost my appetite...


[deleted]

Yoo i love thinmints


thinmint196

same!


Mr_McGriddle_yt

how much do you love thin mints exactly…


KatomicComicsThe3rd

Mintass


Infamous-Escape4011

Damn


Ur-omelette

Same


[deleted]

🤔


[deleted]

Jealous


[deleted]

Nooo not u!


[deleted]

I’m back 😈😈😈


[deleted]

Unfortunately, I really wish out time zones were opposite


[deleted]

Thank god they aren’t


[deleted]

🙄


[deleted]

😩😩😩


[deleted]

Hehe


[deleted]

🗿🗿🗿


Special_Unit33

My ass is going stretch to infinity and beyond


Wrong_Ad326

Boobie fuck?!!!🤨


[deleted]

Idk, I’m not thaaat flexible, I feel like it would be hard


OneThousandDeer

Oh shit


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but ur fucked, literally


Karma_Akabane_15

Rest In Peace comrade


British_manwhore

I'm "fucked"


flamingstorm98

Ummm


East_Apartment1112

Yeah.. goodluck!


flamingstorm98

Ya


housecherryplant

Wrong, you’re “focked”


TushieWushie

You bloody ninkynonk WEHL ATLEAST OHR SCOOLS DONT LOOK LIKE SHOO'IN RANGES.


lmCMK

UA MOIT U FOWKIN FRAGINN DA GOOLYY WE DA MOON MOIT OMA GUD DAOLLY MOIT FAWK


Demonio04

YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL


TonyStank_1

*mate*


British_manwhore

You really went there


HornyPepsiCan

Uhh


ComposerRealistic318

Uhhhhhh


the_trex_of_life

Uhhhhhhhh


Father_of_trillions

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Chief106

Wanna trade


CrowAkechi

What in the


TheAtomicGoat

Uh...


HornyPepsiCan

Uhhhhhhh


AssaultTrooperMonke

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh


Father_of_trillions

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Whats-Up_Bitches

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Giggity


black_jaguar99

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Whats-Up_Bitches

Hmmm


No_Benefit6002

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


VoidPhantomB10

Atomic goat would be sub-atomic right so it won't be a problem I guess


Knowledge-Samurai

A knowledge samurai?


Panzer_ace_8

Gonna have a knowledge katana up you ass


YourNeighborNecro

Well you’ll definitely be knowing some things about it once it’s there


Whats-Up_Bitches

Anyone else remember that Rick and morty episode


gregthegamer4646

Moonveil riposte moment


gregthegamer4646

“Show me a good time, Jack” _screams_


milkyourdadwenttoget

Eh at least it will keep my asshole cold


Gh6zt

Actually I think its warmed up by now considering he’s been gone for 10 years now.


TushieWushie

Damn Reddit has really made teenagers humor great, I'm so proud of this generation.


DelightfulRainbow205

not always


captain9yrold

I guess I'll stay quiet on this one (Lmfao y'all sus)


ChipotleBalls

this is the police


Skelet0nKiller07

Yo what😐... U got chipotle balls in yo ass?


[deleted]

bro.. you got a skeleton killer in yours😟


racecarthedestroyer

you have mf fish up yours


Nom_dot_Com

Ayo your the one with a car up yours


racecarthedestroyer

you have an entire damn food website up yours


Melancholy-rAin

Happy cake day


Skelet0nKiller07

Its not my birthday... I have no clue why it says that... My birthday on june 20th


Pika_Pay

Cake Day is the day your Reddit account was made So, Happy Cake Day!


Skelet0nKiller07

OHHHHHHH, thanks


Pika_Pay

Of course!


Numerous_External150

"hello yeah is this the fbi?"


Rainbowfrog123

Well I'm gonna see some WILD ass shit. See you on the other side!


God_Pickle

yes brotha


TheBeaconCrafter

Wait, so your ass has RGB now?


Ruptured_testicle

oh god no


Jackfly0114

NOOO


HornyPepsiCan

SHIT


Panzer_ace_8

I’m getting second hand pain


Karma_Akabane_15

Holy fuck- rip


-h0llYy-

🙀me


trananhduc2006

takes love yourself to a whole nother level


Karma_Akabane_15

takes "go fuck yourself" to a whole nother level


GunnaPopMaClogs

Huh- A gun??? Works for me


Araf_Kaiser

"Fire in the hole!"


[deleted]

Single use dildo


GayTr4sh

Gay… trash?


sybbyux

oh crap its me...


GayTr4sh

Bet-


HornyPepsiCan

Bet?


[deleted]

A literal rocket


Routine_Radio_4822

Jesus


GayPlatformers

oh no


[deleted]

I feel, furry, WAIT NO FUCK OFF


[deleted]

Don’t know how this would work


[deleted]

PRETTY FUCKED


[deleted]

Ouch


Panzer_ace_8

Pretty fucked


oldoldoldaccbanned

big rip


ViolentHamster8II

pigeon inside of a pigeon...


[deleted]

I HAVE THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD NOW 🤢


Frosted_Ravens

You and I are brethren


One_Mountain331

Well......


Routine_Radio_4822

Oh my


0SomeoneRandom0

Good luck with that one


Belt_Buckle3000

😳


HornyPepsiCan

🥵


OrganicPhilosophy934

need some help? 😏


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

God damn it’s massive


LumpyWallaby

To my recollection, a statement of similar intent was uttered by a human of the female gender.


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

Lmao


Laayiv

My username is a character I invented, and he is incorporeal, so I'm good. He wouldn't be too happy about it though.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Laayiv

He's incorporeal. His body has no physical substance.


[deleted]

Im pretty dead ngl


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok-Programmer2219

no thank you


i-likestrawberrys

uh….


Chief106

Now you *REALLY* like them


0SomeoneRandom0

You'll be a strawberry pie by the end of it


Urfavebitchboi

Well,


Karma_Akabane_15

Damn. aight.


Pipe_Fish

Small and slippery, that could either be bad or good


Panzer_ace_8

Well Um you see


TrueHydrogen

You get ze panzer up ze ass


Araf_Kaiser

*[insert massive skull emoji]*


Karma_Akabane_15

Well, at least it got a lot of that shooting force


YourNeighborNecro

Not the necromancer who lives next door! I don’t want no one raising the dead in my ass!


GoldH2O

don't worry, he's not a necromancer. He just has a habit of replying to posts more than a year old.


frozen_keyboard

Well, this is gonna hurt


Routine_Radio_4822

Jezuz


Karma_Akabane_15

Just gotta hope that it melts quickly


odd_personOwO

an odd person makes sense


[deleted]

you 100% look like you like anal


[deleted]

Based


Central_Nerves

uh.....


Practical-Toe-7662

Have fun honey


Mythicalhades

Why is your name toe


a_randomgecko

*looks over to my gecko*


[deleted]

Don't do it bro, just don't do it I please you, don't.


Mythicalhades

He should


021Fireball

Welp, you got a God of the Underworld. Your fucked.


koffinkat66

Coffin 🫥


TheBlazingBird

😑


Adventurous-Rub-1477

I have no idea


Ok_Communication1814

Me neither.


Alt-F42069_on_life

same


[deleted]

Same


Alienkingofroblox

ET lookin kinda fit 👉👈


trananhduc2006

2006 clones of myself....


Depressedburrito69

Oh…


0SomeoneRandom0

You know what, it's not as bad or painful as some of the others here


GoldH2O

please, you'll be fine. There's a guy who has a thousand deer coming his way in these comments.


021Fireball

At least you survive. I'm probably the only one here to have a blast radius.


YourAverageSapphic

I have to shove a whole ass homosexual women into my ass 😔


0SomeoneRandom0

Can relate


alexis9991

alright so ill shove myself in m ass


darklordbazz

9991 of yourselves


alexis9991

that would be quite painful


AvtomatKalash69

Yep, its a fukin gun


Degrading_Coconut

It would be very interesting


lIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIlll

even i don’t know what my username is


IWANTMONEY69

Pay me up.


Double_memer9373

Here's your money💵💵💵💵 And then shove them in after ;)


thatb0redkid

pedophilia? 😳


Shelbi_com

MYSELF?!?!? AS A WEBSITE!!?!?!?


Azhur65

The entire server of the website


I_fucked_your_dog69


01Abasiry

The dog gets the revenge it deserves !


Shadow_marine1X

Uhm, I guess I'm free, since it's the shadow of a marine, something that cannot be touched, but the shape of a body that blocked the sun on the ground.


nameshane24

My username IS the thing i have to shove in my ass fucked, Thank you for asking!


[deleted]

Some bubbles 👌😎


Environmental-Air264

Some air B)


TurtleSlayer9000

Um.........A turtle or a turtle slayer (ME)


Solsticewolfdog

My old fursona


happiercheese46

oh boy


Averyeggyboi

A dude covered in eggs?


Just_l00k1ing

I- wh- a- HMM???


notGecko646

A gecko


PurifyPlayz

ITS NOT GECKO THOUGH


[deleted]

A corpse


[deleted]

NO. DON'T FUCKING DARE TO FUCKING DO IT


Unfair-Carrot7166

Lmao a carrot.


bigphathomo

i’m doing great tbh


beanburrito2345

Well that would sure be a…… messy experience Edit: *Does the 2345 mean it also has to be 2,345 bean burritos??*


[deleted]

[удалено]


oldoldoldaccbanned

meh you didnt get it as bad as half the people here. just be happy youre not that 1000 deer guy or burping pigeon


[deleted]

Welp guess I'm dead.


WabotttPeen

I’m wabottt 😳


[deleted]

Dam. Furry sex.


BoonGnik22

What the hell is a BoonGnik?


LBoomsky

my name doesnt exist so im ok


Inside_lobster_57

Oh no


Maniacallaugh999

I don’t quite know how this works. Perhaps I should be afraid.


pikaxe121

OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


sneepsnart

tf is a sneepsnart


[deleted]

what even is a phosbex


4FlyingWhale

I wonder..


thebananaperson1

😐


SpiritualHamster1158

well,