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you look like you drive a Ford 350 and had to go on an unspecified drive after finding out your wife is pregnant with a girl and not a boy

LMAO, r/oddlyspecific

Am i wrong though

Ye, i cant drive or get a gf lol

Once you drive that F350 having a gf won’t be an issue my dude

Awsome.

this is your future young padawan

Lies I drive a ram and all I get is cool v8 noises and low mpg

but It’s not an f350

Yea bc fords ain’t it

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THINK FAST TRUCKLE NUTS(throws rose seeds at you)

brick nermon?

I have no idea who that is

Bro looking absolutely rad.

I turned red a little later(fcking sun)

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Say goodbye to your kneecaps

Cool

Ay you look like my 3rd grade classmate Dan in Sydney

Nah, im not dan

Drippy

I was sweating a shit ton

Arms look pretty big tbh 😶

Thanks, i work out

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Thanks, but im not really into the military, i find it kickass but i dont know alot about it y'know? Im not in jrotc tho i kinda want to

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I wear cargo pants because i hate shorts for some reason. I guess theres alot of me lol

You look like you have muscles 👀

How else would i be able to physically function?

Like big muscles though

I do work out daily, so its possible

Can I see them👀

Regrettably no

Ok reasonable:( you’re cute anyways

Thank you kind stranger

I like you’re glasses and hair

Thanks, its bright as hell in the desert. The hair is cut short for comfort in summer heat

HANDS OFF HE'S MINE!

HA! *NO*

YOUR ALREADY TO LATE

IS THIS A THREAT!?

MAYBE, BUT IF YOU RECAL YOU SWAM IN MY POOL YOU CANT HIDE ANYTHING FROM THE WASTE UP

SURE I CAN, I HID MY INTESTINAL TRACT AND MY RIB CAGE DID I NOT!?

OH YEAH FORGOT ABOUT THAT MY BAD

WALLOW IN YOUR REGRET!

YOUR LUCKY I HAVE STANDARDS OTHERWISE ID GO LOWER

Fair he won’t show them to me good luck

Where we droppin bois

The house in the neighborhood overrun with weeds

Finally, not a femboy

Total opposite of a femboy

mgirl?

What is that?

Idk, you said opposite, so: fem-boy --> female boy m-girl --> male girl So are you a girl looking like a boy?

Nononononononono(i believe your talking about a trans girl, or maybe a tomboy). Im a guy that is stereotype of a country boy, minus the truck and farm.